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2021

Apr

Bella Thorne Bush of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of those celebrities that is running hot…

Bella Thorne’s crotch shot featuring some bush is pretty exciting stuff for those of us into bush…even if Bella Thorne’s got a greasy vibe to her…she’s still one of those celerities who is doing it right….at least on social media…because she’s trending in everything that she does all while not even being a great actor…

A wise man named Jake Paul once told me that you don’t need to be the best, you just need the world to think you’re the best, and the actual best, thanks to less marketing, ends up getting all the shittier deals than you….it all comes down to marketing and giving people the perception that you are more important than you are….

I do not think Bella Thorne, despite being Disney trained, or Cuban which is an angle she could use more than she does to get cast, would be getting the jobs she gets if it wasn’t for5 her hype on social media…

I do not thing that Bella Throne was necessarily the mastermind in her social media persona, but a lot of people her own age pulled it off, so I could be wrong…

My idea is that Disney wouldn’t let her go after investing in her, but instead they’d re-work her to speak to the generation that grew up on her, as if she’s going through what they are going through, on a relatable level, so that they don’t realize she’s part of the programming, but instead think she’s authentic and cool….part of the program….

I also think her OnlYFans content is all part of that being relatable, when really just being a Disney kid with a team who knows how to get that big platform needed to push whatever needs to be pushed, a sell your soul situation…

But the truth is, whatever the reason, whatever the talent level, whatever greasy smells she looks like she may give off, she’s got a body that she shows off proper and I’ll endorse and co-sign that…shaping the minds of the future or some shit…but the truth is she had me at BUSH…cuz I love bush…

Her’s the rest of her and that body….

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2021

Apr

Demi Lovato Nude Pussy Mound Instagram of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted this nude pic of herself on social media, where you can see her body that some of us would rather not see naked, even though I saw I’d rather see all bodies naked, which after some thought I don’t actually mean….

She’s on this kick for empowering, or finding any angle to divert attention from her heroin overdose I think she sensationalizes and plays up instead of being cancelled for…like how irresponsible is a brand to work with a girl who had a heroin overdose…it’s CRAZY to me…

She’s claimed to be pansexual, which we can assume means she eats all the food in the pan, cuz she’s cubby…she’s claimed to be “california sober” so she smokes weed and drinks despite being a heroin addict….something that doesn’t sound very responsible in recovery…she’s likely hopped on all kinds of mental health meds cuz she’s convinced herself that she’s bi polar…and now she’s producing free nude and titty content for social media to keep herself relevant in the weirdest way…

One thing she’s not empowering is free the bush movement, cuz that shit looks bald to me..and as much as I hate Demi Lovato, she is a huge fucking star and the fact she’s posting her PUSSY MOUND on IG is fucking crazier than her episode that led to her heroin overdoes…I mean she’s a massive star…what’s this about…WEIRD…gross…I’m not into her at all…never have been but also wonderful because it’s a celebrity pussy mound on Instagram… I am confused.

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2021

Apr

Jordyn Jones Spreading Ass of the Day

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I am going to assume that these are some pics Jordyn Jones posts on her Instagram “close friends’ Feed, which is something that people have figured out they can sell subscriptions to, which I guess is great because it uses the IG platform but it eliminates Zuck from the process, even if he still owns and controls the data, which I guess at his level of rich as fuck, means he doesn’t care if some reality star is making 100k a month off one of his features…or more…she’s probably making more cuz people don’t want to miss out, they want access and they’ll pay for it even when it’s not porn…SO WEIRD TO ME…but even OnlyFans is weird to me….I guess I’m from an era of paying for sex not for pictures…pictures are free or the marketing for the sex…and the idea of paying for something that doesn’t get my dick wet is CRAZY….what’s the fucking point..life is about experiences not looking at pics we’ve seen on a screen…

I am advocating REAL sex work, not this fluffy soft IG version of it….

But anyway, Jordyn Jones has a lot of social media followers for someone who hasn’t really done all that much besides being on a Dancing Reality Show for children thanks to her parents sending her fo Cali for Michigan for the dream….I have no idea who watches those shows but enough to get her a big following…that she can sell access to her exclusive content on…since it doesn’t ruin her chances with legit business since it’s not porn, but is just bikini and panty content…

I will say that she looks a little inbred or FAS….you know Kalamazoo farm shit…but that ass is fucking great…she’s a dancer and dancers can fuck and dancers are all the rage even non dancers are getting rich dancing on TikTok…so a legit dancer should theoretically do better…not that people care about quality of content…

But yeah, dancers can fuck, they are in tune with their bodies and rhythm and shit, and this body, looks like it’s danced itself into a good place….but maybe I’m just happy all girls of all walks of life and all levels of celebrity are putting “sexts” or low level porn shoots out there…even if they don’t get naked…it’s a start.

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2021

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs….an interesting concept….that I am grossed out by because I haven’t evolved as a persona and I’ve always felt breeding was a terrible thing….like homosexuals of my era it was always a “Gross get out of here breeders”….whenever seeing ugly people with their ugly kids in public places….I can’t help by be confused by any man interested in procreating…it seems so unnatural to me…or any women interested in DESTROYING her fucking body, mainly her vagina…for a child…it’s A LOT of effort and life is too short..

The funny thing is when you talk to breeders they all say how happy they are that they have kids, how rewarding it is…but I just see kids as little leeches that mooch off of you until they can’t….who blame you for everything wrong with you and who basically hate you by default for all the ways you’ve wronged them….SOUNDS AWESOME…

But yeah, not one parent has ever given me a convincing argument for why they had kids or what having kids does for them other than exhaust, stress, and reduce their quality of life….I get the “they’ll take care of me when I am older”….and I’m like “no they won’t’…or “it’s the thing to do”….which it definitely isn’t…and now that more and more people are having kids, even in a pandemic, where the future is bleak and the world already overpopulated and under a climate crisis…that they’ll stop plastic straws for but won’t stop bringing a life in…despite the carbon footprint that comes with it…in a full BULLSHIT egotistical thing….

The only good news about MILFS is that I’m so old, the girls my age are grannies, so the MILFs are like “jailbait to me”…and that may be terrifying to accept…it happens to ALL of us…if we live long enough..

So here are some self proclaimed MILFs doing MILF shit…that has nothing to do with raising kids, breeding, but everything to do with “I am still sexy, despite selling my soul to some piece of shit”….

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2021

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the hot, tall, bikini wearing, popstar in training, who is lucky enough to be the daughter of celebrities, which could actually be a curse, but one that opens a lot of doors for you, so I doubt it’s a curse…you know being able to live an awesome life, in awesome houses, where you get to vacation in awesome locations….all while having all the free designer clothes shipped to your mom…and all the access provided by being raised in that community…even if celebrity in and of itself is a disgusting thing to the outsiders, when you’re in it, I am sure it’s pretty awesome.

She’s currently releasing music and building up her audience based on being a “pop star” or performer. I haven’t heard her music, but her marketing material on social media is pretty good.

To an old fuck like me, the skimpy outfits that the younger generation wears will never get old to me, plus I’ve spent so much time in stripclubs over the years, I am used to half naked girls walking around, but it is something I’d never get bored of…but also something I never full expected to happen on a mainstream level…but I also didn’t think tinder would have ever worked because I knew about grinder, not because I was out looking for dudes to fuck, but because I knew dudes who were out looking for dudes to fuck and I said “that’d be so good for straight people but girls will NEVER go along with it”….not that I could have executed it if I tried…but when it hit, it proved how little I knew about young people into fun, naked, raised on porn and into being hot on the internet…and I guess in life…

The BEST thing about Charlotte Lawrence is that she’s not on some body positivity fat girl shit…meaning NOT all young people are going the route the media has been telling us they are….and that’s GODO news.

All this to say, looking good Charlotte Lawrence, I’m sure Uncle Drew Carey approves…

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2021

Apr

Charli XCX Horny in a Bikini of the Day

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I think I saw Charli XCX playing at a night club or a bar or maybe it was a mall or a strip club early in her career…that was barely a career but I saw the house she sold in the UK and the house she bought in LA…so she’s made real fucking money despite being barely relevant as an “artist”…not that I think any popstar idiots are artisits..

I am old enough to remember when she tried to launch her career, at least in America…and it was in the era of the one piece leotard…you may remember every celebrity or popstar would wear these one-piece leotards to perform in…all pantsless with their asses out and I always thought to myself…Charli XCX has got some titties…

Apparently she got Famous from Myspace when she was 14 because her parents gave her money to record an Album and now she’s having a second wind to her career about 14 years later thanks to TikTok….because one of her songs is now a viral trend on TikTok…and TikTok is the platform to launch and create hits…so long as you have a stupid dance to go along with it….

She is a “person of color” because her mother is Ugandan / Indian…but luckily she doesn’t milk that incessantly because there’s more to a person than their cultural heritage, like her tits, which she does milk incessantly…just not in a lactating kind of way….even on MILKY TIT mondays…

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2021

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I like to make fun of medical workers because everyone is so hyped up on them, calling them front line heroes, which I find disrespectful to actual heroes, especially when the medical workers cover a wide range of duties, not all on the COVID front lines….but rather working in medical spas for women getting their faces jacked up….but since they wear scrubs they get that loophole to monetize off the pandemic like they are Bezos..you know triple their wealth…by putting on their scrubs and pretending they are on front lines since they are medical workers all in efforts to get your hard earned money for their nudes…PREY on emotions…because all these white dudes out here who are still BRO losers at their core pretending to be woke, sensitive and compassionate for fear of being fired from their jobs or not getting laid thanks to having what is seen as an ignorant view of the world….you know pretending to care about gender and race issues….when really they just want to get their dicks wet….throwing money at these medical nudes to feel like they are doing their part…like it is charity…probably a lucrative hustle..

It must be a lucrative hustle, cuz more and more nurses get naked each week, oftentimes at their place of work, in what would have got them fired, but now they are untouchable..

Now I am grossed out by medical workers and the viruses they are surrounded by, and always have been, COVID’s just another one on the list of many, that probably shouldn’t have the open vagina exposed to…but I guess they’re so “burnt out” that this is their release…or they are just opportunists…who knows..

I do know that I saw a bunch of nurses protesting the lockdown in the UK, calling COViD lockdowns a scam…which was nice to see…but that you probably won’t see on CNN….so I don’t hate Medical Workers, we need them and I sure as hell don’t hate them getting nude, I like seeing all women nude…I just find it gross.

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2021

Apr

Addison Rae Bikini Booty of the Day

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Addison Rae is most likely a Kardashian / Jenner produced entity…they saw her trending on TikTok because she was just so good at doing 15 second idiotic dances in skimpy outfits that generated tons of views…basically the level of talent you need to be a Kardashian / Jenner endorsed product….but then again, it is possible that she was trending and the Kardashian/Jenner’s are only in on it because they can keep their fame relevant by mooching off anyone successful on other platforms…you know “share for share” for the top performers of the generation…

The reason I think she’s being handled by the Kardashians is because she’s gone for 15 second skimpy clothed dances which I am sure were hard to get views on…society is perverted we like thaat shit….but is now doing music, she has a single out there…she’s going to be in She’s All That TOOO….where she’s Rachel Leigh Cook’s daughter…you know just what the world needs…a She’s All That sequel….with a TikTok star….she’s involved in brands, etc….but SHE still has time to SELFIE her ass in an over the shoulder booty shot….classic IG moves…

I’m not hating on Addison Rae or even the Kardashians for getting it….I think it’s all the fucking worst even if we get to see ass….They are just taking advantage of an idiotic society…and when the American Dream is get rich as fuck at any and all costs…they’re just doing what society allows them to do…and that’s ok…it’s just too bad that society is so dumb….

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2021

Apr

Faith Schroder Showing Ass of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s daughter….he’s been dragged in the media for supporting or contributing to the bail of some kid who shot people who were shooting at him in an idiotic protest that was probably more of a riot and less about change and more about destruction…not that I am defending the idiot kid who goes to events with guns to protect his city…I just don’t care if a celebrity like Ricky Schroder donates to his cause…it’s a free fucking country….and what the fuck else is Schroder to do…it’s not like he’s working…

I think the bigger concern which is not that much of a concern but should probably be a concern is how sleazy TikTok is…they read your minds, they know how to manipulate you, I even hear that they watch you through your camera to know what you are actually feeling to show you other content like that….if it’s not warfare, it will be, as they download and collect as much info as they can off you….it’s terrifying….but even funnier…the girls trying to trend on it just do half assed 4 second clips of their slutty dances in very little clothing,…this is what people are numbing their minds with…watching and producing…and this is what people are making millions of dollars doing…WEIRD FUCKING WORLD…

Now I don’t care that girls feel the need to shake their asses in bike shorts jacked up their asses, that’d be crazy to SHAME them for doing that…I just think there’s a level of work ethic LACKING in this kind of content and if you get paid what they say they get paid on TikTok, they should put some of that back into the production…

I am not a fan of traditional celebrities, I think they are hacks scamming the system too, I just think that when a TikTok person makes more than a Brad Pitt, when Brad Pitt stars in big budget productions, and TikTok girls shake their ass for 10 seconds a day, there’s a flaw in the system….

There is nothing wrong with thought provoking, interesting ideas, maybe some jokes or some stories, I mean this is straight up a video of her ass…the equivalent of close up penetration in porn…the audience deserves more….but this is all they need to LIKE and follow…

I also think that kids dancing to a song about getting “FUCKED OFF THEIR PERCS”…meaning that they are high on percocets which I guess is cool, BIG PHARMA always has our back, so much so that kids are stealing pills from Granny’s dental surgery….to get FUCKED OFF OF…after getting HIGH off them….and this is what’s trending and the kids are consuming…yeah OLD MAN over here who is all for getting fucked up and fucking but isn’t this the MeToo generation of “Consent”…mad that a judge said “if you’re drunk you can’t cry rape”….which triggered all of them….now shaking ass to getting fucked from a percocet high…I mean…I don’t have kids, but I’m glad my imaginary 12 year old isn’t watching this trash and thinking it’s the way to be…

Since I don’t have kids…I’m fine with staring at the asses though, but I’m a degenerate, that’s supposed to be exception not the norm…but now it’s EVERYONE…

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2021

Apr

Christina Milian Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milian is ready to drop….so naturally she did a lingerie shoot for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand…because why the fuck wouldn’t she…you know get naked while you can…

The Disney Kid has really only had a career based on her “salacious” content…and only still exists because she was early to social media…otherwise people would have moved on and forgotten the one hit wonder…who luckily has song credits on major songs she probably makes stupid money on cuz her first kid was with a popular producer…

I don’t like pregnancy and find it pretty obnoxious, you know this whole overpopulation shit that Bill Gates is so passionate about is real, and to see these narcissists who feel that it’s their duty to keep their genes going on to another generation because they are rich and famous or basic and have nothing better to do is disgusting…breeding is bad….especially now.

So I don’t see pregnant woman in lingerie with her big pregnant nipples as something erotic…I just think ready to fucking drop, ripped open wombs, 18 years of mooching, on a middle aged woman…and I typically think “at least she’s naked” or “half naked” but maybe sometimes a robe or snowsuit would come in handy…were’s hat Savage by Fonts Coveralls at?

If you crop this to be just the tits, it’s better….

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