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2021

14

Apr

Christa B Allen Bikini of the Day

Christa B Allen Bikini

Christa B Allen is from ABC’s Revenge…which was apparently or is apparently a TV show that I’ve never heard of…but it’s owned by Disney so it must be dark and evil presented as wholesome brain washing….duh.

Note: I need to use “duh”….more often….

You may also know her from a few other things like the young Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30….whatever the fuck that is….

I know her from consistent topless images in a “Free the Nipple” protest on social media, that you know is less about protest or women’s liberation than it is about getting noticed.

It’s more viral video than Gloria Steinem but we’ll let anyone be anything they want if their strategy to get noticed involves hotness!

For whatever reason she’s in a bikini for attention…without her nipple which offends me since I only know her from posting nipples…you “indian giver”….”dot not feather”….both racist expressions, even though an “indian giver” is a white colonialist who promises something and takes it back when stealing land from Natives…I think calling them Indians is the racist thing….then the whole “Dot Not Feather”…which was actually taught to me by an East Indian not a Native…so I figure that’s how they differentiate themselves…insider tip….and “feather” isn’t a bad thing either, they use feathers in their tribal rituals and ceremonies because they are connected with the fucking land as you white fucks should be….but you get what I am saying…girl gave us nudes then takes them way and makes them bikini pics and that’s a fucking downer…

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2021

14

Apr

Noah Cyrus Erotica of the Day

Noah Cyrus Lingerie

Noah Cyrus may look so bootleg that she appears to be Miley’s adopted sister they rescued from Chernobyl or whatever other Nuclear meltdown that happened around her birth year….or maybe like something they found in a dumbster outside the homeless shelter because she’s really not the hottest….

She may be en entitled rich kid who has been coddled her entire existence, probably more so because her sister is Miley so they either had to massage her carefully so that she didn’t throw in the towel and suicide….giving her that confidence she needs…knowing being Miley’s sister is a fucking gift in the pop culture mainstream…you know doors open when you are Miley’s sister…

She probably still feels some level of inadequate because of it, but who cares, she’s uncancelable….I think she called Candace Owens Nappy Ass Ho or some other racist shit and got off because she said “I didn’t know that was racist”….because we have a society of everyone calling everything racist, which is racism in and of itself, but they don’t even know racist shit when they say it….

She may not be the sister fetish you dream of when thinking of fucking Miley and her sister….

But I watched one of her brand collabs that involved a live show, I think for GrubHub because they didn’t cancel her despite the racist shit, she’ too big, too affiliated with the elite Disney team to be cancelled…like Seacrest Ellen (they are the same person)….

And as it turns out, girl can fucking sing…

Meaning….even though music is dumb, shit, garbage, lacks soul and emotion….I heard her perform and I got rooked in and watched the whole thing and liked it..

So I respect talent, even when I disrespect everything else….so I’ll look at Noah Cyrus being scandalous, why the fuck not…I just think it should be MORE scandalous than this…you know get that attention motherfuckers…

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2021

14

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I like to think I sleep in on Wednesdays because I am disgusted by Wet Spot Wednesdays….because it was meant to be a one-off content piece that was basically a minor troll making fun of the top 10 lists you see on other sites…CLICKBAIT if you will…I figure if people get rich with clickbait, I can at least make my own “fuck you” clickbait because I am not rich from the internet….even though I’ve been on it for `17 years with this site and about 10 years prior to this site….

The reality is the early days of Wet Spot were gross, the Wet Spots were just yellow tinted and out of context I didn’t dig em….sometimes I’d gag…

But the truth is that the wet spots aren’t the issue, the issue is that the taking pics of wet spots is….I can think of so many hotter uses of a wet vagina that soiling a pair of panties like an elderly woman with dementia at the home…..needing to be changed….

Whether wet spots are an everyday thing or not, you know drippy vagina needs underwear to catch the drips, I would be fine saving them for real moments of wetness, not the virtual ones….but maybe I shouldn’t care so much about how gross a wet spot can be out of context but instead appreciate how slutty girls are that they’d be willing to make their wet spots public domain…

Crazy worlds….

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2021

14

Apr

Woman Loses Her Underwear at the ATM and Other Videos of the Day

Meteor Caught on Cam

Fat Girls Summer

Motorbike Tow Fail…

This Dude is Fun

Brown Bear in a Car Honking Horns

Subway Fun!

Friendly Wolf..

Solid Repair!

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2021

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I do think the funniest thing with the way media has programmed people into thinking getting an experimental vaccine is some fun and amazing thing….that they need to post selfies of and talk to each other about like they are the good people and the non vaccinated are the heathens…

Even though the vaccine was rushed, human trials aren’t done for 2 more years, and they’ve already pulled off the shelves in some capacity…..

People still think it’s this amazing idea….even though things don’t go back to normal, vaccinated people are told to still lock themselves down….they say you still have to social distance and mask….etc….

If you don’t do the vaccine you’re an asshole…or a hillbilly hick TRUMPER….even though these are the same people that support abortion….in an argument that is your body your choice….

So these people, are screaming “GET A VACCINE”….and who freak out when you say “no thanks, I’ll roll with my immune system, I don’t trust experimental shit over viruses I’m not scared of, whether they are deadly or not”…..

Then these people don’t think getting an experimental vaccine causing blood clots cuz they don’t know all the averse effects….is potential a dumb thing to do…

Instead, those not into THIS vaccine, not ALL vaccines, but THIS vaccine are ignorant hick hillbilly racist fucks…

When really you just don’t like being a test subject for pharma…because pharma likes people sick and dying…it is how they make MONEY…and they HATE cheap medications to fix issues…they want profit….

I am a degenerate who never worked a normal job and there were many times I debated doing medical studies for drinking money….and each time I said “fuck it, not worth it” despite loving drinking money….

I am talking getting paid 5,000 dollars for a weekend study in the 90s when I didn’t make 5,000 dollars a year and 5,000 dollars was basically a fucking million dollars to me….and I still said…maybe it’s a dumb idea…the more money they pay, the worse the med they are testing likely is….and the chance of Placebo, that may not even be a healthy Placebo but one to skew their data is too high..

So it’s not an ignorant issue, it’s a “I know things won’t go back to normal even when vaccinated” and “I know the vaccine hasn’t been studied enough” and a “I know I probably won’t die of covid and if I do, at least I lived a little”….I never feared dying of the flu and the flu kills so why fear this if it kills too….it’s just not worth living life like that

So get your VACCINES if you’re into that…but leave those who aren’t into that shit the fuck alone. Our Body Our Rights…

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Katy Perry’s Making a Comeback
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Kate Upton and Eva Longoria are Buying a Soccer Team….
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Inka WIlliams in Bikinis!
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When a Regular Guy Challenges an NBA Player…
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Al Bundy Gets his Hands On some Muffins..
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Underwater Hockey!
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Reality and Surrealism Unite
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Rams DT Aaron Donald is Facing Assault Charges After Allegedly Leaving a Man With a Badly Swollen Eye
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Madonna Just Bought a Mansion from the Weeknd….
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Dog who hates Massager
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Mirror Tricks
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White Boy Summer Chet Hanks Sued for 1 Millions
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Daughter of Former NFL Player Al Toon Killed in an Apparent Murder-Suicide
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2021

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t you hate when people try to tell you what you feel, when you don’t feel it at all? It’s like they tell you that you’re stressed or sad or angry or hyper and excited when you’re none of those things and when you disagree with their assessment…they try to talk you down….like “don’t be shy, you can trust me, this is a safe space”…it’s fucking terrible…but not as bad as when you make a comment on social media when you know someone in the chain is very passionate about BLM, you know obviously a white dude…who gets very mad at you when you say “that guy who got killed was resisting arrest, you shouldn’t do that when there’s a warrant out for you, if anything, after the year we’ve had, you’d have to be an idiot to do that…or an actor”….oh fuck….they get mad…

Then there’s the people who want me to get covid, and not because I am an asshole, because no one cares that I am an asshole, but because I don’t believe in masks, the covid vaccine or social distancing and lockdowns, but rather in immune systems and living life.

I am always surprised people are only hypochondriacs now that it’s newsworthy….when I always feared death thinking I was dying until I didn’t…not to mention dying is pretty easy…you just sort of die and all the problems of the world disappear…no more debt, no more lockdowns, no more covid…no more failed dreams, or failed hopes…no more heartbreak and pain…and you won’t miss the good times, family and friends either…because the lights will be turned off….so stop being a pussy…

We all gonna die, can’t let it get in the way of living….and a virus with 98% survival, 25% of deaths not even related to COVID, you know I look at numbers….and I don’t trust big pharma or their studies on an experimental vaccine….I find it irresponsible….I wouldn’t even like smoking weed I didn’t know the source of….if you know what I mean…

So yeah….those people who wish I get COVID and Die because I’m not into a vaccine you still have to wear a mask with because they don’t know what it will do to you longterm….even though I don’t care if you are into the vaccine or not, do what you want….are fucking nuts….”I don’t like what you say so DIE”……

WHICH IS WHY…you should turn off the internet….no one makes sense…people don’t like the truth or a different opinion cuz they are all emotional…but luckily….being cancelled is finally becoming an LOL…which I thought it always should be…people are saying “Fuck off”….you know a status symbol….so the future is bright…but until then….TURN OFF THE INTERNET….

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Former College Golfer Claire Hogle is Worth a Look
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Ewan’s Daughter Clara McGregor Holding a Cock in a See Through Shirt!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Turns 40!
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Surfing Babe….
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Bri Teresi and Veronica Cruz Do Golf
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Barbara Palvin Looking Amazing!
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Hula Hoop Girl…
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Emily Ratajkowski Flashing Her Ginormous Braless “New Mom” Bosom/Cleavage!
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Chloe Ferry See Through at a Gas Station!
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Hot Girl Riding….
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A mom accidentally ate a whole slice of marijuana bread
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Johnny Manziel’s Ex-Wife Bre Tiesi Responds to Divorce Settlement by Bringing Up the Fact That He Cheated
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Aussie Tennis Player Says She’s “Good From Behind”, Crowd Erupts In Laughter!
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Tiktok star accuses Jake Paul of sexual assault
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Charli XCX New Video
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Rita Ora in a Bikini
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Group Sky. Jump….
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A Stylist Says Janet Jackson’s Infamous 2004 Super Bowl Halftime “Wardrobe Malfunction” Was Orchestrated by Justin Timberlake
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Earthworms Process A Banana Over A Period Of 9 Days!
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Bridgerton renewed through season 4
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Sweet Gesture Fail…
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Had Herself a Nice Birthday Weekend
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30 Days Timelapse Of A Mushroom’s Life!
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Fishermen Barely Escape With Their Lives From Greenland Tsunami!
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Juggler
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UFC Fighter Julian Marquez Couldn’t Choke Out Kendra Lust
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Thanos VS Iron Man – End Game Done On A Flip Book!
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The Scariest Psychoactive Substance On Earth!
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Crazy Fight Breaks Out Between a Referee and a Parent After an AAU Basketball Game
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Tram Sets Off A Load Of Sparks
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The 2011 Tsunami And Earthquake Of Japan Filmed In Sendai Airport!
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Model in Lingerie
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Watch Bill Belichick Savagely Tell Wes Welker He Just Lost His Job to Julian Edelman
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How Courtroom Stenographers Work!
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Lingerie Model in Lockdown
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Julian Edelman’s Baby Momma Ella Rose Had a Special Reaction to His Retirement News
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Iggy Azalea in Bike Shorts
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Kim Kardashian Braless in an Open Button Sweater
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Lily Rose Depp Nips
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Rihanna – Going out to dinner
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Lily James – Seen out in LA
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Addison Rae in Leggings
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Amelia Gray Hamlin in Fitness Gear…
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Pia Mia Perez – Sports bra
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Jasmine Tookes & Sara Sampaio Working Out…
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Brooke Shields – Having dinner
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Diane Kruger – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Anya Taylor-Joy – On the set of a photoshoot for Tiffany in NY
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Halston Sage in a Photoshoot
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Christina Aguilera in a Tight Dress
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Lucy Liu’s Women’s Health…
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings…
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Clearing the Clear Dildo
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How To Impress The Ladies
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Jana Defi Topless Next to Blue Tiles!
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Taco Tuesday
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Insane Booty…
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Artistic Nudes
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Kate Upton in Lingerie
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Bathroom Stall Pee
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My Kind of Workout….
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Fresh Set of Busty Dominno!
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Hotel Sink Pee
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Mya is Wet….
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Hot Twerk
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Red Toy in the Asshole
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Girl on the Dildo
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Clothes On Dildo Time
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Cristina Barone Nude Photoshoot…
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Fit Girl Fits it in Butt
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Ariella Ferrera Nude Shoot….
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Mess on a Desk
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Her First Glory Hole….
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DAD SHARES HIS REDNECK WIFE WITH HIS DRINKING BUDDIES
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Gripping Story
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Gash Flash
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Tinder Fuck….
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Shoppers Gone Naked…
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2021

13

Apr

Nina Agdal Thigh Gap of the Day

You know what….Nina Agdal may be old, washed up, no longer an SI model…and she may have that long torso and forehead that I used to laugh at because I am a mean spirited fuck who thinks certain people are overrated and I feel I am entitled to that right…even if it may be seen as a hate crime because I saw she looks retarded and obviously retarded is banned as a word even though it actually means something and not necessarily a developmentally challenged person…but the fact is I like mentally handicapped people better than normals…they are more interesting, less fucking dumb and have more to offer the world than just another normal…chasing the Kardashians’ next product…jerking off to the same shit porn….you see I’ve never met a mentally challenged person I didn’t like….but I have met at least every person I’ve ever met and they’ve all been collectively the same disappointing piece of shit…so called Nina a Retard is actually offensive to good people who aren’t out there sugar babying their way through life..

So…I don’t take back what I said about her head….all these years….but I will say who fucking cares about her head her body is fucking rocking..

I mean this is someone earning her fucking keep….you know if you are going to SUGAR baby be responsible and be your hottest and I would argue this is her hottest despite knowing she’s 30s years old…

I mean….I like how subtle she is in her “just adjusting my hair for the camera…opps I am in a thong…”…..you know discreet shamelessness…..maybe prepping to get in on that ONLYFANS….I mean the money she would make off that would eliminate the need for that sugar daddy Christie Brinkley she lives off of….she would be her own boss….oh how feminist and exciting…

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2021

13

Apr

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

The Ratio is scientific fact, there have been many studies and they all come back saying waist to hip ratio is when you find big hips on a smaller waist….so there’s enough science to say all you square bitches with waists bigger than hips are fucked…

BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE…..

I mean, DON’T BELIEVE all science because whoever is paying for any study is usually manipulating the results of the study….so that it reflects what is best for their business….The results are based on who is paying..

I see KETO diet people mad that the sugar industry made fat a bad thing in the 70s due to studies linking fat to heart disease so that people would use more sugar…now all these diabetic fucks eating coconut oil are realizing…maybe sugar is the enemy…and fuels cancer…when fats at least good fats…like those on the hips and not on the waist are everything…

STUDIES are all manipulated…so you can’t BELIEVE science…or the media or the government because they manipulate everything for narrative…but you can’t manipulate FACT even if people like to think they have “their own truths”….there is such thing as absolute truth but you can still turn that around and make it tell a different story..

SO basically believe nothing but the waist to hip ratio study…even if you’d get a hard on for square bitches with waists bigger than hips….the waist smaller than the hips will give you a better boner…

Now fuck off.

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2021

13

Apr

Margaret Qualley Ass of the Day

Margaret Qualley Ass

Margaret Qualley is the Qualley sister that isn’t the singer, but rather the actor, who landed a spot in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which I am sure was challenging considering her mom is Andie Macdowell which I am sure had nothing to do with her landing a role…I mean it’s not like she’s Uma Thurman’s daughter….which I am only saying because I thought Tarantino had a boner for Uma’s man hands….which is usually something dudes avoid because the handjobs can be humilating….”It’s that small?”….yes…IT IS THAT SMALL..

Anyway, her dad’s a money launderer…I mean tax evader…I mean Panama Based Developer…LOL….I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything….at least not when you’re looking at her picking her ass like a trucker at the truck stop after a bout of food poisoning stuck up in his hemorrhoids….if you know what I mean…

Her hot tattoos are likely not real tattoos but if they are…a great way to entertain the genderless people who fuck her from behind….I mean a tramp stamp you can read and be inspired by….you analyze that philopophy….of “Barely Maid” which I assume is in reference to her not making her bed cuz she has people who do that for her…rich kid shit…and “It is What It Is”…which is like “My Name is My Name”….at least in how accurate it is….because it is what it is…

Fuck off.

In conclusion…this could be a man’s ass too…so be warned…

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2021

13

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Bikini

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid from Boy Meets World the New Class, which was the same show that brought hype to Maitland Ward and allowed her to find sucker fanboys of her original performance to slowly encourage her and support her into taking big dick in porn…you know apparently Girl Meets World…which was Boy Meets World the New Class opened doors for people…

Rowan secured her position in the world because of the show and I thought she was tapping out of the whole acting thing when I found out she existed….since she was doing the half nude Brooklyn Hipster thing…but now that she’s on Snow Piercer, that’s probably part of the public persona and strategy these actors use to get seen, noticed, act or seem like real people to their fan base…because Disney put too much into creating them….

Works for me….

You know if you’re going to be coming of age on the internet for your fans, doing it in the SKIMPIEST microbikini or nude or half nude…is fucking awesome..

I remember when celebrities were secretive, untouchable…you had to talk to them through their management and a bikini pic meant some paparazzi renting a helicopter to drop into the resort and sift through the trash to find out what part of the resort they were at…only to snap off a few pics from 6 miles away on a zoom lens…and we could’t even post those because the paparazzi doesn’t like you doing that…

But now, it’s just given to you on instagram and whether you’re into Rowan, her show Snowpiercer, hipster new generation sexual revolutionaries….or not…you can’t help but appreciate that SKIMPY fucking bikini…

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of Rowan yet, but she’s growing on me….

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