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Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day
Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day
Florence Pugh Stain of the Day
Florence Pugh Stain of the Day
Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day
Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day
Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day
Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day
Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day
Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

27

Apr

Brie Larson Titty Top of the Day

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Brie Larson Titty Top

Brie Larson is one of those overrated pieces of shit celebrities that I don’t really understand how she gamed the system, but for whatever reason her “team” decided to create a celebrity out of her….it took her YEARS to figure out how to breakthrough and she sure as fuck didn’t do it on her own…and throughout those embarrassing low level years of being a fucking loser…she came out a phoenix and you know she’s probably super pumped about it…because everyone is chasing the fucking dream…without even knowing why…”MUST BE FAMOUS”….”MUST BE A TOOL THAT IS PAID SHIT TONS OF MONEY TO PUSH SOME BULLSHIT ACTION MOVIE AGENDAS”…CUZ MOTHERFUCKERS need the high ticket items…

She is not hot, but she fucking tries, because that’s all part of the propaganda machine pushing the lie that she’s the top actress you need to pay attention to…when her star power is a fucking zero…but I don’t have any influence or impact in anything…MY OPINION doesn’t matter and Brie Larson is still living that bullshit American Dream life…I just stare at the tits…

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2021

27

Apr

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The media is pretty misleading with all their science….because facts, despite being facts can be misconstrued and scientific studies can be manipulated by whoever is paying for them…and journalists can give you the information in ways that make it scary or confusing….like today I read an article pushing that young people can get COVID where they start the article with the dude in his 40s being in ICU with the VIRUS since April 13th, but end the article with “he’s since recovered and is at home”….so how fucking long was he in the ICU and how many people read the whole fucking article…it’s CRAZY out there..

But the science says The Ratio is a sign of what men find attractive in a woman and since I believe it, no further digging is needed…a waistline and some birthing hips give you that curvy womanly shape..otherwise bitch is a fucking dude…and here’s some RATIO to prove it. Whether it’s real ratio or photoshopped to be ratio…I don’t know…I just know it’s RATIO and it’s hotter than no ratio.

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2021

27

Apr

Mandy Moore Nude of the Day

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Mandy Moore Nude Tub

Mandy Moore! What the fuck is that? It’s a pop star from the late 90s / early 00s who the people I imagine read this site – probably have life sized dolls of her in their basements because she was a big deal for a minute.. she was even in movies….probably on TV…she had a hit song…she was a big fucking deal….and I never found her hot or interesting…

She’s currently on This is Us…I know this because I had to google her and not because I watch that SMUT…but it’s hard to avoid the hype of a few years ago in reference to that SMUT…including but not limited to casting the fattest actress on TV….in the history of TV…we’re so progressive as a society…

Shes in the bath at 40 or near 40 or post 40…and remains about as uninteresting as she always was…the third or fourth tier level star amongst actual stars but I am sure her bank account and all the dick suckers she’s around help her keep her ego in place…in a “Do you know who I am…I’m Mandy Moore”…like that actually means anything of value to anyone with a fucking brain….

But she’s in the bath.

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2021

27

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Braless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin Braless

Ireland Baldwin is someone I used to hate on because that was my angle on these rich idiot celebrities for the longest time…pretty much since I started which probably translated as me being some bitter and angry celebrity hater like Perez Hilton used to be..if you remember that era of 100 years ago…you know someone who wanted fame so bad it was his only way in…but the reality is that despite watching and liking movies as a time waster growing up…I never really really liked the celebrity culture that came with it because the celebs, despite being celebrated, seemed like pieces of shit losers I’d hate to be anywhere near…so organically you’d see a celeb doing something idiotic that the media hyped up because they were being paid by publicists to push the story lines and to keep the celebs trending and relevant…all so much effort…like seeing a poser kid tryint o be cool.

I still think celebs are pieces of shit, but I like to reduce them to their tits…I also think celebs are overrated or at least presented as hotter and more important than they are…to keep the money flowing in and the morons of the world with no souls, opinion, ability to think for themselves would just go along with it…

So I would treat celebrity kids like celebrities, when they were just born into it and potentially hated the celebrity life too seeing as they weren’t celebs of their own and would always just be a celebs kid…and Ireland Baldwin in the beginning was pretty disappointing…as her cousin had God on herside and found Jesus or Bieber’s Dick which we’ll assume is the LOST FORESKIN OF CHRIST I read about the other day…

But the truth is, she’s just a rich kid with access and she takes time out of her schedule of being a rich kid to show off her tits…when really she doesn’t have to…and maybe it’s desperate or shameless but it’s tits…so Ireland Baldwin’s not a bad thing she’s just born into a bad thing that for some reason everyone thinks is a good thing cuz they are empty..



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2021

27

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I would describe myself as someone who has zero interests, passions, hobbies…I don’t campaign for anything, I am not an ambassador or advocate for anything, I mean like most people out there, I am a waste of space that doesn’t offer the world anything….but if I was to be an ambassador or advocate…it wouldn’t be for vaccines, race issues, climate change, or really anything the world deems important….I wouldn’t be pushing brands or skinny teas…I’d just be pushing for natural tits…and not just big naturals which are always fun…but also tiny tits cuz real tits matter….and seeing all these bitches chop themselves up for no fucking reason or in hopes of some instagram clout or whatever is tragic….it’s insecurities created by other women based on assumptions that men are only into big tits…when the truth is that men, at least straight men, are just into girls…of all shapes, sizes, and vaginas….no dude actually cares as long as the girl is cool, puts out, or gets naked…so stop saying we give the negative body expectations…because we call some bitches fat…if they’re fat then they’re fat…doesn’t mean we won’t fuck em….or marry em….and the best thing about tiny tits is that they are usually on someone who isn’t that fat…so…there’s that.

Not quite a passion, interest, or hobby…by TINY TIT LIVES MATTER and we should probably make t-shirts, start a Non-Profit, get some of that Hilary Clinton and Bill Gates money to support the cause and buy mansions with the money in the process!

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2021

27

Apr

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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Alyson Stoner Bikini

Alyson Stoner is one of those people you’d have to be stoned to think she’s hot…and not stoned on weed…I’m talking being stoned on all that friendly big pharma that’s caused the opiate crisis in America because BIG pharma cares about you….I’m talking half dead zombie with brain fog and blood clots in your dick that cause an erection that won’t go away but that you might as well take advantage of now that you’re sterile…and Alyson Stoner’s bikini selfie is the only content you have access to because everyone else on social media is blocked….or dead from COVID…you know..But at least she’s in a bikini…

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2021

27

Apr

Megan Fox Hard Nipples of the Day

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Megan Fox Nipples

I was going to post this Megan Fox nipple shot on Friday, then again yesterday, but realized that’s exactly what she wants us to do….pretend she’s still relevant because she’s left the family life in what appears to be more of a midlife crisis trying to work her way back into the scene, despite not really mattering over the last decade after leaving the scene….

I mean sure she’s still Megan Fox, the “Hot chick in the movies” who had tons of plastic surgery back then, before it was mainstream…and who never got naked in the movies despite being the girl we wanted to see naked in the movies cuz she was the “hot chick”….but she’s shat out a bunch of kids, is a fucking weirdo and is fucking porn star. fucker Machine Gun Kelly, despite being old enough to be his mom, in what must be a joke for him…like “look instagram I fuck Megan Fox…she’s from Transformers, remember her before she threw in the towel and made 10 kids with that guy from 90210 everyone thought had brain washed her or mind controlled her, well now I’m the handler…and SHE STILL HAS TITS DUDE”….

That was my machine Gun Kelly impression. I know…it doesn’t translate over text…but yeah, I’ll post Megan Fox and her old lady full tit in a sheer wife beater like she’s not mid 40s…but I also jerk off to moms in line at the grocery store if they get close enough for me to smell their pussy sweat after yoga…so I’m kind of the wrong dude to be reporting these important things like her mom jeans cuz she’s a mom and doesn’t want you seeing the ravaged stomach…so stare at the tits… days after the fact….

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2021

27

Apr

Nadine Velazquez Nude of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is the hot, not 42 year old actress who clearly was oppressed by Hollywood Racism as she was booked on a network TV show (My Name is Earl) and “The League”….as well as blockbusters War, Flight and Snitch….where she played the hot chick…

Since I’ve never seen those movies or TV shows, shout out Jason Lee, I don’t know if she was typecast as the hot Puerto Rican, on some Sofia Vergara shit, where she played up her accent hard…or if she was more an Eva Mendes latin or LATINX if you’re woke and genderless who I didn’t know or care was of hispanic roots in the movies she was in…I was more into the tits.

Racism man…

Anyway, I dont know what she’s up to now, but she’s been naked on social media over the years in various capacities and she’s still doing it, tits and tongue out in a weird way but a god way cuz there’s tits in it.

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2021

27

Apr

Rhian Sugden Nipple Torture of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is in her 30s or 40s now but she’s still bringing the Glamour Model heat to the internet because what the fuck else is she to do….

The whole Glamour Model thing collapsing wasn’t because dudes didn’t like a topless chick on Page 3 of their newspapers everyday….I mean these girls all became celebs in their own right….some did Reality Shows…some became Kelly Brook…who looks like she may have eaten other Glmaour Models now that she’s fat…and the top of the top girls were make real fucking money and were real fucking celebs…but then…it all ended…the Page 3 thing ended….the LAD MAGS that also pushed these girls ended…and they were forced to hit instagram to take a stab at the new Glamour Model industry…self produced nudes and half nudes…which isn’t complicated for a 20 year old who has been producing vides since kindergarten and who understands how to get rich off the internet…these were girls who were the last guard of that whole “get hired for a shoot day, show up on set where food and drink was available, pound out a shoot, go to a party for the paparazzi, have people bring you deals..”…all taken care of…coddled really…now forced to do all this themselves..that’s crazy…and a lot disappeared but apparently Rhian Sugden is still at it…and I’m more than happy to see these older tits still being tits the way they were designed…and the way she was created…


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2021

27

Apr

Sarah Silverman Fishnets of the Day

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Sarah Silverman just doesn’t stop with the offensive comedy…I mean known for her shit and piss and dick suck jokes…and the fact that she used to fuck a fat Jimminy Kimmel…also pretty funny…but not as funny as realizing that dudes find her hot…because to me she was always a bit of a Donkey…at least in look and not in ass…but then I got free tickets to a comedy festival that no longer gives me free tickets despite being in the same city because I guess I don’t qualify as media or comedy….even though I view this entire site as one terrible joke but maybe that’s more a terrible joke on myself rather than a terrible joke on society….anyway…I took a friend to a free comedy show and he was mad that it wasn’t the Sarah Silverman show cuz he found her the hottest…this was a decade or more ago and I was like “ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY”…to which I realized, he’s just a married normal suburban dude and hot chicks mean different things to him….

I guess he was into her for the tits…but I’ve always been confused as to why she exists on TV while looking the way she does because Hollywood is SUPPOSED to be superficial..clearly they aren’t consistent in that messaging..

I don’t know why Sarah Silverman is doing butt shots in fishnets like an influencer, a joke I guess, making fun of an influencer, with her own influencer style shot…you know parody where you get to do the things other girls are doing and pretend you’re doing it as a joke instead of for attention….always funny to see….making fun of girls by immitating them and giving us the same results…which is seeing the old dump truck with her ass out in shorts….BRILLIANT…give her a TV show…this is REAL comedy…that’s why she gets paid the big bucks…and yes…I think she’s balding….HOT…I like my women like I like High School Principles….you know…with MALE PATTERN BALDNESS.

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