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Malu Trevejo Nude of the Day

Malu Trevejo is not Danny Trejo..that’s racist….she is some Cuban who escaped Cuban communism, probably like Rihanna escaped Barbados when she was underage, with the helping hand of a pervert with a dream….or on a raft like Elian Gonzalez….but I’ve written this before.

I don’t know if she’s a refugee, a spy, or even American born….I just know she’s living the American Dream while naked on a boat….

She also has big tits and a big ass too, you know the body….

She’s a TIKTOK star from Musical.ly, the app before TiKTok, from back before CHINA decided to steal data of Americans everywhere as part of their Communist spy program….one a Cuban would be a great agent for…you know those commies always sticking together….

So while you give them access to all your data to see more girls like this…..this one is getting more and more famous, including working with Bella Thorne’s content studio, so you know you’ll be seeing more of her….it’s that whole American dream…ya fools…

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May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The only angle I have for on/off, other than that they are amazing thanks to the whole leaving out the mystery of clothing, you know that cockteasing girls do everytime they leave their health unnaked….

Flashing the goods, so we can compare and contrast and know what we’re signing up for….

Otherwise we’re just distracted trying to figure out bush size, color, style…..nipple size, color, location…..tit size, color, perkiness….ass size, sloppiness, cellulite….pussy lippyness, clit size, make sure it’s not a dick…if modern science made a Kardashian a sex icon, modern science can do ANYTHING….

So I endorse the On/Off Flasher…maybe an upsell for the vaccine Passports they are implementing….like a bribe from an employer to get the vaccine, it’ll make us all line up to see what every bitch looks like naked cuz we’re bored of seeing them clothed….even though clothing is getting far more slutty…still the Before and After / Clothed and Unclothed is better….

The fact they exist make the world a better place, the idea that they become mandatory to women everywhere, will make the world a better place..

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2021

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May

Amber Heard Trash of the Day

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Look, it’s Elon Musk’s garbage he put out to recycle after he was brainwashed and manipulated into her black widow spiderweb that for some reason works on all the men she tries it on…just ask Johnny Depp….

Besides Courtney Love, I don’t think there’s ever been a wife who benefit so much from marrying a dude…before destroying a dude…

She probably doesn’t think that she needed him or that he made her more high profile, since she was technically already a famous attention seeking bi sexual manipulator….she made a point of letting everyone know she was bi before it was a thing to get in the headlines as something hot….I guess today, that’d involve changing your pronouns…..

I will say that she has looked hot…but not hot enough for a rich dude to throw their fucking life away in a more than just giving her your balls like more marriages….this bitch takes it all….but definitely hot in a trashy from texas working the pole…the kind of stripper you don’t even bother asking cuz you know she’s milking some other richer dude for all his money….

She has some serious, high stakes, top performing, sex worker manipulation tactics..or she really knows how to fuck….but is that even a thing…does bad sex even exist for any dude? I mean I get how bad sex would exist for any girl having sex with me, I am fat, I smell even when showered, I don’t have a penis…I can’t get hard….but for a dude, I think all sex is great cuz it’s happening….

But maybe that’s just what she wants you to think, it’s part of her allure….

I actually hate putting this garbage on the site, but I’m a bottom feeder and despite being old and tired and a cunt, she looks ok…I bet Johnny Depp still jerks off to her nudes…with anger and vigor…passion and rage….

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May

Jojo in the Pool in Frog Butt of the Day

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Since it’s Frog Butt Friday, I figure I had no choice but to post big titty Jojo who we had no idea had big tits, until she realized that she was getting no where without her tits, and decided they’d be a good and free addition to her marketing efforts, you know, since they are attached to her….

So the starlet who was at one time a big deal, was making moves based on her nostalgia, because gay dudes LOVE that nostalgia shit….only to realize she needed more support, more energy, more people watching her…so she pulled out her tit on an IG live, got cast as a lingerie model for Rihanna and is now flashing some tit on her knees in the pool…which as it turns out is far more interesting than anything Jojo has done without shamelessly exploiting her tits…

Keep them tits coming so we can….

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May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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One of the most interesting observations that I have made in doing this site for 17 years….and having been on the internet for 26 or 27 years….is that it was always the grossest fucking girls who would produce the amateur nude selfies….you know self shot shit…propping the CAMCORDER up in what looked like a basement apartment or a double wide…wearing cheap lingerie that looked like it was from some ghetto ass sex shop…or GOODWILL….on mixed matched sheets on an air mattress on the floor…an old computer on milk crates…garbage bags taped over the windows as blinds…maybe if you were lucky some crackpipe or maybe some junk food…maybe a sword or dragon on the wall for decor…it wasn’t very nice…not even the stained indoor/outdoor carpeting….

Then one day…all of a sudden….hot chicks started doing it…and here we are now…the uglies, still exist, the “TOO AMATEUR” still exist…but they are being outshined by hot chicks too lazy to get real work, so they sell nudes…those HOT girls always taking advantage of a situation and making ugly chicks obsolete…but I guess they had their time to shine…

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May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As a dude, at least I assume I am a dude, I wouldn’t be able to prove it if you asked me to pull my dick out, you know balls atrophy, dicks invert…shit happens when you drink tap water and processed foods….but I still consider myself a dude because I still sexualize women I assume are women and not dudes who got on hormones at 12 years old before puberty because their parents manipulated them into it without them realizing it cuz they were 12…but if you know trannies, at least not the street whore type, you’ll know they all had parents as excited for the clout of having such a progressive child than the child….if you know trannies, the street whore type, you have to laugh a little knowing that as dudes they’d watch sugar babies and whores of instagram and said “I want that for me”….like they literally cut their dicks off to be sugar babies…it’s weird…

This is not about trannies, it’s about my ability to like and appreciate all female panties, by being inclusive about panties, and eager for women to feel empowered by their panty choices, because granny panties, even when they weren’t hot, could still be hot…and that whole granny panties are bad shit was just brainwashing, marketing, designed to get your money ladies…if I dude really cares about your panties…it’s probably cuz he’d rather be wearing them than fucking them off you…something to keep in mind.

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May

Olivia Culpo Pussy Bone in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some overly mainstream, Miss America, bullshit mall brand looking fuck pretending to be high fashion and important, thanks to being rich and fucking the football team, but who I think is overrated, a try hard, a phoney, with little to offer the world…because nothing she does is interesting in her overly curated bullshit mall brand feed….but she chases status with this pussy of hers…

I get that middle of the road chicks who pretend they are these hot, rich, and important sugar baby, sex workers….and the best thing about her and her cash grab is that she pretends to be a dudes chick, and a restauranteur who has nothing but terrible reviews, and the only thing Rhode Island about her is that her pussy likely smells like CRAB MEAT and potentially meth…or opiates…

I don’t know why these girls get in the circuit and the athletes pass them around, there are countless less self important cunts out there, who are hotter, have less face injections and are less obvious in their sex work, their dick sucking, their ladder climbing, their “I’m a fucking influencer who fucks”…I guess Athletes are the queer “Team Mentality” losers who shower together, so maybe that’s why they pass around the cunt…not concerned about how dusty she is from their dried cum…because they’ve had those dicks too…jock-shit..

She’s in a bikini, looks like a lot of bullshit to me, but bros of the internet like her…she’s the SPORTS SITE FROM BOSTON’s dream girl…but bros have traditionally had terrible taste in women…you middle of the road fucks and your middle of the road pussy.

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May

Kate Bock Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bock is some tall skinny Canadian model who managed to get into the whole Sports Illustrated Swim human trafficking ring, or maybe you’d call it a matchmaking ring, or maybe you’d call it an athlete pussy farm….either way…she’s engaged to Basketball Player Kevin Love….

From being a rich kid in West Vancouver, to athlete’s wife…just anything is possible when you own a vagina….

In these pics, you’ll see how skinny she is, so skinny she forgot her ass, because it gets in the way of being skinny or some shit…

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May

Bar Refaeli Pussy Print From Behind of the Day

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Here’s some Bar Refaeli spreading her ass for fitness or for Israel, I don’t know, I am just surprised at myself for not doing a Bar Refaeli post when the people of instagram were following that pile of dog shit Bella Hadid’s anti Israel/ anti-jewish opinion the people who are bombing Israel had….which has been funny to watch unfold because the woke, who probably don’t know anything besides how to play SIMON SAYS or follow the leaders, think calling terrorists terrorist racist, but calling Jewish people Nazis is not….it’s a crazy world out there…and I really don’t give a fuck about any of it…I don’t bother picking sides on things that don’t impact my day to day…since we don’t have any control over any of that….but I will say for other people that this really doesn’t impact…I’m talking to the middle of the road moms trying to be mom bloggers on social media…maybe their political opinions that were created based on memes people they like posted should take a backseat, probably not as hot of a backseat as Refaeli’s backseat, and go back to posting pics of them breast feeding…because you don’t know shit, I don’t know shit, it’s been a crisis forever…fuck off….

That said, it doesn’t seem to be phasing Refaeli too badly, the IDF skipping, too busy fucking Leo, even though we thought he was gay, only to return to Israel and send her mom to prison for tax evasion, so that Bar didn’t have to go….where she does yoga not youga….like this…

Looks good to me with the middle aged Israel content doing slutty fitness…

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May

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve never notice a frog butt while sticking my dick in a frog, I usually just go for their mouths, the butts are just too complicated and cruel, while their mouths can stretch out and if you’ve ever seen a frog catch a bug in slow motion…I mean the skill they have is life changing while applied to your dick..you know just me and Kermit living that swamp life…so ROMANTIC

I know fucking frog’s isn’t supposed to be a hot thing….its probably illegal in some places because you can’t get their consent…but if you knew the love we had for each other, you’d understand why we don’t are about what you think…..

Obviously I don’t fuck frogs, but I do know that girls call their booty pose to make their asses look rounder is called Frog Butt…and since there’s nothing hot about fogs, we should rebrand it as “Kneeling”…

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