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2021

26

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs….an interesting concept….that I am grossed out by because I haven’t evolved as a persona and I’ve always felt breeding was a terrible thing….like homosexuals of my era it was always a “Gross get out of here breeders”….whenever seeing ugly people with their ugly kids in public places….I can’t help by be confused by any man interested in procreating…it seems so unnatural to me…or any women interested in DESTROYING her fucking body, mainly her vagina…for a child…it’s A LOT of effort and life is too short..

The funny thing is when you talk to breeders they all say how happy they are that they have kids, how rewarding it is…but I just see kids as little leeches that mooch off of you until they can’t….who blame you for everything wrong with you and who basically hate you by default for all the ways you’ve wronged them….SOUNDS AWESOME…

But yeah, not one parent has ever given me a convincing argument for why they had kids or what having kids does for them other than exhaust, stress, and reduce their quality of life….I get the “they’ll take care of me when I am older”….and I’m like “no they won’t’…or “it’s the thing to do”….which it definitely isn’t…and now that more and more people are having kids, even in a pandemic, where the future is bleak and the world already overpopulated and under a climate crisis…that they’ll stop plastic straws for but won’t stop bringing a life in…despite the carbon footprint that comes with it…in a full BULLSHIT egotistical thing….

The only good news about MILFS is that I’m so old, the girls my age are grannies, so the MILFs are like “jailbait to me”…and that may be terrifying to accept…it happens to ALL of us…if we live long enough..

So here are some self proclaimed MILFs doing MILF shit…that has nothing to do with raising kids, breeding, but everything to do with “I am still sexy, despite selling my soul to some piece of shit”….

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2021

26

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the hot, tall, bikini wearing, popstar in training, who is lucky enough to be the daughter of celebrities, which could actually be a curse, but one that opens a lot of doors for you, so I doubt it’s a curse…you know being able to live an awesome life, in awesome houses, where you get to vacation in awesome locations….all while having all the free designer clothes shipped to your mom…and all the access provided by being raised in that community…even if celebrity in and of itself is a disgusting thing to the outsiders, when you’re in it, I am sure it’s pretty awesome.

She’s currently releasing music and building up her audience based on being a “pop star” or performer. I haven’t heard her music, but her marketing material on social media is pretty good.

To an old fuck like me, the skimpy outfits that the younger generation wears will never get old to me, plus I’ve spent so much time in stripclubs over the years, I am used to half naked girls walking around, but it is something I’d never get bored of…but also something I never full expected to happen on a mainstream level…but I also didn’t think tinder would have ever worked because I knew about grinder, not because I was out looking for dudes to fuck, but because I knew dudes who were out looking for dudes to fuck and I said “that’d be so good for straight people but girls will NEVER go along with it”….not that I could have executed it if I tried…but when it hit, it proved how little I knew about young people into fun, naked, raised on porn and into being hot on the internet…and I guess in life…

The BEST thing about Charlotte Lawrence is that she’s not on some body positivity fat girl shit…meaning NOT all young people are going the route the media has been telling us they are….and that’s GODO news.

All this to say, looking good Charlotte Lawrence, I’m sure Uncle Drew Carey approves…

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2021

26

Apr

Charli XCX Horny in a Bikini of the Day

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I think I saw Charli XCX playing at a night club or a bar or maybe it was a mall or a strip club early in her career…that was barely a career but I saw the house she sold in the UK and the house she bought in LA…so she’s made real fucking money despite being barely relevant as an “artist”…not that I think any popstar idiots are artisits..

I am old enough to remember when she tried to launch her career, at least in America…and it was in the era of the one piece leotard…you may remember every celebrity or popstar would wear these one-piece leotards to perform in…all pantsless with their asses out and I always thought to myself…Charli XCX has got some titties…

Apparently she got Famous from Myspace when she was 14 because her parents gave her money to record an Album and now she’s having a second wind to her career about 14 years later thanks to TikTok….because one of her songs is now a viral trend on TikTok…and TikTok is the platform to launch and create hits…so long as you have a stupid dance to go along with it….

She is a “person of color” because her mother is Ugandan / Indian…but luckily she doesn’t milk that incessantly because there’s more to a person than their cultural heritage, like her tits, which she does milk incessantly…just not in a lactating kind of way….even on MILKY TIT mondays…

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2021

26

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I like to make fun of medical workers because everyone is so hyped up on them, calling them front line heroes, which I find disrespectful to actual heroes, especially when the medical workers cover a wide range of duties, not all on the COVID front lines….but rather working in medical spas for women getting their faces jacked up….but since they wear scrubs they get that loophole to monetize off the pandemic like they are Bezos..you know triple their wealth…by putting on their scrubs and pretending they are on front lines since they are medical workers all in efforts to get your hard earned money for their nudes…PREY on emotions…because all these white dudes out here who are still BRO losers at their core pretending to be woke, sensitive and compassionate for fear of being fired from their jobs or not getting laid thanks to having what is seen as an ignorant view of the world….you know pretending to care about gender and race issues….when really they just want to get their dicks wet….throwing money at these medical nudes to feel like they are doing their part…like it is charity…probably a lucrative hustle..

It must be a lucrative hustle, cuz more and more nurses get naked each week, oftentimes at their place of work, in what would have got them fired, but now they are untouchable..

Now I am grossed out by medical workers and the viruses they are surrounded by, and always have been, COVID’s just another one on the list of many, that probably shouldn’t have the open vagina exposed to…but I guess they’re so “burnt out” that this is their release…or they are just opportunists…who knows..

I do know that I saw a bunch of nurses protesting the lockdown in the UK, calling COViD lockdowns a scam…which was nice to see…but that you probably won’t see on CNN….so I don’t hate Medical Workers, we need them and I sure as hell don’t hate them getting nude, I like seeing all women nude…I just find it gross.

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2021

26

Apr

Addison Rae Bikini Booty of the Day

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Addison Rae is most likely a Kardashian / Jenner produced entity…they saw her trending on TikTok because she was just so good at doing 15 second idiotic dances in skimpy outfits that generated tons of views…basically the level of talent you need to be a Kardashian / Jenner endorsed product….but then again, it is possible that she was trending and the Kardashian/Jenner’s are only in on it because they can keep their fame relevant by mooching off anyone successful on other platforms…you know “share for share” for the top performers of the generation…

The reason I think she’s being handled by the Kardashians is because she’s gone for 15 second skimpy clothed dances which I am sure were hard to get views on…society is perverted we like thaat shit….but is now doing music, she has a single out there…she’s going to be in She’s All That TOOO….where she’s Rachel Leigh Cook’s daughter…you know just what the world needs…a She’s All That sequel….with a TikTok star….she’s involved in brands, etc….but SHE still has time to SELFIE her ass in an over the shoulder booty shot….classic IG moves…

I’m not hating on Addison Rae or even the Kardashians for getting it….I think it’s all the fucking worst even if we get to see ass….They are just taking advantage of an idiotic society…and when the American Dream is get rich as fuck at any and all costs…they’re just doing what society allows them to do…and that’s ok…it’s just too bad that society is so dumb….

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2021

26

Apr

Faith Schroder Showing Ass of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s daughter….he’s been dragged in the media for supporting or contributing to the bail of some kid who shot people who were shooting at him in an idiotic protest that was probably more of a riot and less about change and more about destruction…not that I am defending the idiot kid who goes to events with guns to protect his city…I just don’t care if a celebrity like Ricky Schroder donates to his cause…it’s a free fucking country….and what the fuck else is Schroder to do…it’s not like he’s working…

I think the bigger concern which is not that much of a concern but should probably be a concern is how sleazy TikTok is…they read your minds, they know how to manipulate you, I even hear that they watch you through your camera to know what you are actually feeling to show you other content like that….if it’s not warfare, it will be, as they download and collect as much info as they can off you….it’s terrifying….but even funnier…the girls trying to trend on it just do half assed 4 second clips of their slutty dances in very little clothing,…this is what people are numbing their minds with…watching and producing…and this is what people are making millions of dollars doing…WEIRD FUCKING WORLD…

Now I don’t care that girls feel the need to shake their asses in bike shorts jacked up their asses, that’d be crazy to SHAME them for doing that…I just think there’s a level of work ethic LACKING in this kind of content and if you get paid what they say they get paid on TikTok, they should put some of that back into the production…

I am not a fan of traditional celebrities, I think they are hacks scamming the system too, I just think that when a TikTok person makes more than a Brad Pitt, when Brad Pitt stars in big budget productions, and TikTok girls shake their ass for 10 seconds a day, there’s a flaw in the system….

There is nothing wrong with thought provoking, interesting ideas, maybe some jokes or some stories, I mean this is straight up a video of her ass…the equivalent of close up penetration in porn…the audience deserves more….but this is all they need to LIKE and follow…

I also think that kids dancing to a song about getting “FUCKED OFF THEIR PERCS”…meaning that they are high on percocets which I guess is cool, BIG PHARMA always has our back, so much so that kids are stealing pills from Granny’s dental surgery….to get FUCKED OFF OF…after getting HIGH off them….and this is what’s trending and the kids are consuming…yeah OLD MAN over here who is all for getting fucked up and fucking but isn’t this the MeToo generation of “Consent”…mad that a judge said “if you’re drunk you can’t cry rape”….which triggered all of them….now shaking ass to getting fucked from a percocet high…I mean…I don’t have kids, but I’m glad my imaginary 12 year old isn’t watching this trash and thinking it’s the way to be…

Since I don’t have kids…I’m fine with staring at the asses though, but I’m a degenerate, that’s supposed to be exception not the norm…but now it’s EVERYONE…

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2021

26

Apr

Christina Milian Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milian is ready to drop….so naturally she did a lingerie shoot for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand…because why the fuck wouldn’t she…you know get naked while you can…

The Disney Kid has really only had a career based on her “salacious” content…and only still exists because she was early to social media…otherwise people would have moved on and forgotten the one hit wonder…who luckily has song credits on major songs she probably makes stupid money on cuz her first kid was with a popular producer…

I don’t like pregnancy and find it pretty obnoxious, you know this whole overpopulation shit that Bill Gates is so passionate about is real, and to see these narcissists who feel that it’s their duty to keep their genes going on to another generation because they are rich and famous or basic and have nothing better to do is disgusting…breeding is bad….especially now.

So I don’t see pregnant woman in lingerie with her big pregnant nipples as something erotic…I just think ready to fucking drop, ripped open wombs, 18 years of mooching, on a middle aged woman…and I typically think “at least she’s naked” or “half naked” but maybe sometimes a robe or snowsuit would come in handy…were’s hat Savage by Fonts Coveralls at?

If you crop this to be just the tits, it’s better….

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2021

26

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs…is the art of lactation I guess…you know where girls who have thrown in the towel and decided to breed instead of be free…figuring out new skills to try to show off or monetize…you know everyone’s different and not all nudes on the internet are to push Only Fan subscriptions…so people are just bored and like being jerked off to…they are the pure exhibitionists and not the commercialized ones..but unfortunately…they are normally the least attractive exhibitionists….because they know they can’t actually get paid to do their nude content but get off to the likes and follows like a bad girl…and that’s enough for them….

Either way, I don’t find lactation interesting, I mean it’s the biological reason for tits, not that people care about biology anymore…it’s more a pseudo-science thanks to social media….I just see lactation as tits doing what they are supposed to do when they’ve thrown in the towel…

I do understand why husbands or baby daddies who have also thrown in the towel are about the milky tit life…it’s the way to get bigger tits out of your woman…but it’s all too maternal for me to really endorse it…once maternal…you can still be a whore, but a mom first…and that’s a turn off…

I don’t understand random dudes into this shit, unless it’s in a park or at a coffee shop in front of you…fuck yeah, pull out your tit from freedom….feeding a baby isn’t a sexual thing, but staring at random tits in places tits don’t frequent can be….but to seek this on the internet…what is wrong with you momma’s boy lonely fantasy of knocking up a bitch and having that companionship weirdness…

I do see the benefit in a lactating bitch in the event of a nuclear holocaust, you know invite her into your bunker instead of a cow with all it’s methane…for the dairy…because unlike a cow…you can fuck it and make cheese…not that you can’t fuck a cow…but I don’t think you SHOULD fuck a cow…choose woman not animal…

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2021

26

Apr

Korean Chiropractor and Other Videos of the Day

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Goose Trying to Get Into the at Door

Seagull Riding Another Seagull

Hero of the Day

Drop KICK

Fatty Stuck Under Truck

Dismount of the Day

Warehouse Fail

Swimming Pool Collapse

Burglar Gets Stuck

Buffalo Chasing Kid

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not against activism, I am just against the wrong kind of activism, and I can’t really blame the people involved in the wrong kind of activism, they are brain washed by the mainstream and the media and that’s just always been the case, it’s just more so the case now that we have to see all the trending tweets and posts that twitter and FB decide to push using their algorithms they pretend they have no control over…

Anyway, I am all for the uprising, just when it comes to making the world a better and more free place, rather than being prisoners to “the man” who can control everything we do…

But when I see shit like the Oscars, not very much of the Oscars, because winning an Oscar is hardly a prestigious thing anymore, and all those years of me reciting my drunken Oscar Speech where I tell the industry to suck my dick for not helping me, you know what better troll than to win an Oscar….not that I make movies…but you get what I am saying..it’s not a pivotal accomplishment anymore…it’s a fucking joke…

But yeah, when I see shit like the Oscars say “We don’t wear masks when the cameras are on, but we wear them when cameras are off”….since everyone is tested, no one is COVID positive, etc…..instead of just saying “we’re not wearing masks cuz we’ve all been tested”….proves how dump people are….so COVID is like “HOT SET” let’s wait out in the hall, but once commercial breaks happen, we’ll MOVE in and get those UNMASKED fools….

It’s at the point of LUNACY….I mean there are probably 1000 other things going on that should outrage you since the world is fucking nuts, but that’s the one on the top of my head from last night….just one example of many to prove we’re all dumb fucks for listening.

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Halsey Gets Trippy
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Nude Model on the Roof
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Shay Mitchell Hot On Set
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Woman Claims to Have Hooked Up With Tristan Thompson Back in January
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Rap – Big Boy on the Roof…
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Beached Whale Shark Gets Saved
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The Rock’s Daughter Refuses to Her Father is A Character from a Movie
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Paige Spiranac Doesn’t Want to Hate the Padres Anymore
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A Bin Full of Baby Squirrels
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Gronk Catching a Ball from a Helicopter Even Though He’s a Twat…
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