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2021

23

Apr

Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Benson is making a comeback after years of doing nothing….and I think there’s a good message here for all the girls out there and that is that a little working out, starving yourself out thanks to the help of your skinny lesbian lover, can go a VERY long way, because since she happened from that hit show she was on, yes the only hit show she was on, she’s been a dumpy looking smoking section at your high school, skipping gym class looking like she never worked out ever, but at least she had tits…..but now…all that’s changed and it’s wonderful….skinny always wins…so get fit.

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2021

23

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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They are pushing these vaccine passports, I am pushing a micro economy or community for the unvaccinated to not get any of that virus shedding….but I am also pushing the On/Off passport where every girl is forced to post their on/off for the day so that anyone who comes across them, in person, or online….we’ll have no confusion, no mystery, no distraction, cuz we’ll know what they look naked, under the clothes…it’s important…because men are perverts and seeing a girl clothed means wondering what she looks like naked…even if we don’t want to see her naked…we STILL want to see her naked and it will increase productivity when we can just be shown off the top…instead of having to sneak in locker rooms, up fire escapes, installing cameras in toilets, you know hacking their icloud…or phones cuz they all have nudes on their phones…or joining their ONLYfans….to see the NUDES…

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2021

23

Apr

Hailey Bieber Side Boob of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s finally got what she want….the last name she probably used to dream of while a kid staring at her Bieber posters like he was her God, but not her actual God, that’d be blasphemy and she’s into that Christian thing, despite how often she’s scantily clad….because it’s modern Christianity, you’re wholesome, don’t sex shame me, GOD…

Anyway, my theory is she’s the creepy fan girl who tracked down and rooked her childhood crush into marrying her….I think he even took her Virginity, you know Christian things…they do anal until their wedding night…

But it could be love….but it’s also good for business because everyone now gives a shit about her and it isn’t because she was following the Kardashian Jenner Hadid’s around like a dog sniffing another dog in heat’s asshole in the dog park…she’s her own person now…one of importance who they can finally respect at their level instead of just throwing their table scrabs at her….

Anyway, she’s on Youtube, she’s in magazines, she’s on talk shows…small price to pay to be married to Bieber….and most importantly, she’s hot and she’s skinny and we almost like her as much as we like her dad Stephen….and godfather the My Pillow Guy…who is amazing…by the way…just a girl surrounded by amazing…

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2021

23

Apr

Dove Cameron Staring at Her Pussy of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some Disney Kid that had her name changed, father killed off, so that she could fully immerse herself in the life of Hollywood…I don’t know if she’s done much as an adult, but she’s got 40 million followers on social media, so she’s got more than just the instagram face, but also the numbers to justify the injections….so she’s a big deal….

I think she just got cast in the Live Action Powerpuff girls, but I get confused about who is who in shit I will never watch….but we’ll assume it is her and in being cast in what I’ll assume is a big show, with a big budget….so they’ve got her out here doing more racy content to connect with her demo that is all grown up now but that all grew up with her….it’s the Miley, Bella, Lohan hustle…slut it up and trick the slutty generation that you’re not some Disney Kid anymore…so here’s that hotness.

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2021

23

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Just the other day, I was talking to myself because I have no friends, probably on this website, when I did Asshole Behind Thongs about the scam that is the thong, a scam that targeted the granny panty and made it obsolete…as women shamed other women for not being on the trend of a skimpier panty-line-free option…that the manufacturers marketed at them hard…because they knew cost of materials were less but that with the right hype women would pay any price for them…all while replacing their entire panty collection of granny panties with THONGS…saving the Granny Panty for periods and chilling at home…what women will do for fashion…sex appeal…trends…idiots…because men don’t give a fuck about the panties you’re in, we’re trying to get in them anyway, soiled, oversized, shit stained and period filled our not, we will sniff them, rub our dicks on them with as much enthusiasm as if they were a thong..

Well these women are trying to reclaim the full back panty and I commend them and celebrate their bravery…

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2021

23

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Still in A Bikini of the Day

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I’ve been pretty consistent on my Liz Hurley content saying that the bikini model is one of three or four things….

1- a freak of nature that actually is age defying and amazing at 55 or however old she is…which is very unlikely because even if she’s fit, gets a lot of sleep, well hydrated, never stressed, of superior genetic pedigree…she’s still in her 50s and 50 year old women look like shit, even the hot ones trying….

2- a BOTOX medi-spa experiment that worked because she didn’t turn into a muppet…

3- an archived photo because at 40 she knew the end was near so the better shoot hundreds of generic bikini pics to give this online illusion, I mean there are CGI influencers out there now, it’s a no brainer to keep the persona alive and cash in while being fat as fuck at home…it’s Aubrey O’Days strategy….not that we remember her…but she’s nasty.

4- her trans son playing her..now that he’s a she…since his dad killed himself…and he’s got nothing but trustfund to turn himself into Liz Hurley…..he already took all her pics so it only makes sense.

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2021

23

Apr

Gigi Hadid is a Furry of the Day

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Here’s some GIGI HADID In some FURRY fetish pics for the FURRY Fetishists out there who have what I would consider one of the weirdest fetishes…I know that a few days ago I did a post on stepSMUT about BETAS where they censor their nudes and say “If you were a real man, you’d see my cunt”…which I thought was weird…then I’ve seen a bunch of FEMBOY shit which is basically almost trans dudes with small tits…and that’s weird too….then there’s the whole chastity thing where men are getting their dicks locked in cages only to be cockteased….all very non-masculine fetishes…I mean why take what you want when you can be an incel weirdo about it…”shame my small cock, please baby, please”…like it’s not supposed to be like that…and it makes dressing up like a mascot and humping each other far more normal…and that’s fucking weird.

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2021

23

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass on a paddleboard for Earth’s Day is just another example of taking some cause and making it an opportunity to show you ass to the world…because clearly she thinks her ass looks hot in this pic….and you may too…

I am always surprised when I am reminded that Gwyneth Paltrow is a thing because she really was never memorable in anything she’s ever done as an actor, but I guess when your dad and mom are in the industry, you don’t really need to be good at that whole acting thing, you’ll just get cast cuz of who you are….and I’m really not against nepotism, keep the rich rich, keep the cultural or the socio-economic divide as deep as fucking possible, so the rich can be safe in their havens and sanctuaries while the poor eat each other for survival…you know as the rich post obnoxious pics of their asses to celebrate the earth and the environment…while this trashcan’s whole hustle is selling bitches shit they don’t need…likely made in a dirty fucking factory by some child laborers…BUT EARTH DAY…I LOVE TO CONNECT WITH THE EARTH…when I’m not in my mansion that has a 1,000 dollar a month power bill…fucking garbage..

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2021

23

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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FROG BUTTS…how dare you….how derogatory…how inappropriate…calling a pose a woman just trying to make her ass look rounder and more dramatic a FROG butt, instead of a WOMAN BUTT…you misogynistic fucks…be outraged…cancel the frog butt…and call it “kneeling” or something less fun…even if all the girls in frog butt have self proclaimed the frog butt and uploaded the pic with the #frogbutt hashtag…so we know it’s a frog butt…that’s clearly just proof that the patriarchy has trickled down into a woman’s day to day life where she doesn’t even know she’s being objectified as she objectifies herself….I mean…to call a woman’s butt a frog butt…like GROSS…you know Frogs and their warts, their green skin, the fact they live in fucking swamps amongst filth and stink…HOW DARE YOU…but outraged..

Or just look at the frog butts cuz girls figured out how to brand a pose they do to make their asses look hot…because being outraged is for idiots since none of this matters, it’s all a simulation.

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2021

23

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Bra and Panties of the Day

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Padma is a big titty 50 year old “chef” or “sugar baby” depending on who you are talking to…who has a great set of tits on what is a great looking body…despite being 50 years old…which is why the “chef” is able to “sugar baby”…

You may not know her story, but she faked being pregnant with one Billionaire, while she was pregnant with another Billionaire, and the first Billionaire got cancer and died, leaving his billions to her kid, that was in fact another Billionaire’s kid, so she got to hit the other billionaire up for money too…it’s like DOUBLE HITTER…..2 billionaires for the price of one….smart but a real piece of shit…

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