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2024

17

Jun

Katy Perry’s Weird AI Tits of the Day

Katy Perry may be the first “artist” and I use the word “artist” very fucking lightly, since she’s clearly a fucking try hard hack who does anything she can to get noticed, seen, or monetized. There is no artistry in the brainwashing tacts her marketing team do, she is just there as a body doing it.

So yeah, she probably hates AI, but without it, would these marketing pictures of herself as some space robot weirdness be something you’re able to jerk off to. Probably….your low standards….

We can only hope that Katy Perry’s ego gets a solid reality check when she launches her new song that she’s been working on for a long time, one that she’s decided to leave her hosting gig at American Idol for, because she’s seen rival Taylor Swift make billions on her tour, and for some reason feels competitive enough to take her on…

Her tits are better, but her music is trash, her dancing is trash, her creative direction all diversions from her ugly face and lack of talent, trash…yet people still fucking love her.

The good news is her tits, which are her only thing going for her are being used hard in the marketing of this new pop venture she is revisiting…since we like tits.

The bad news is that they are on Katy Perry and not cut off and touring on their own, so to see them, we have to deal with her sadness.

She is in her 40s, so the stripping down thanks to Ozempic is weird, but she’s got a florida mom in the trailer park on meth who does bodybuilding while on meth to get the gains vibe, which is meaningful to me.

This may be some of her best work, a career of shit to lead up to more shit, but finally with the proper use of the tits.

She released a video of this shit where she is mocking amputees and paralyzed people who need this kind of robotic equipment to walk….ABLEIST CUNT.

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2024

17

Jun

Azaria McKinnon is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Azaria….

Do you think she has daddy issues, or that her dad is in on all this hustle because it makes far more than he did when he worked at the local mill…

So many questions….when I should just be staring at her tits.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

17

Jun

Joey King Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

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My new best friend because he is my only friend Willie just sent me these pictures because he’s finding the content that I’m too old and lazy to find.

I’ve been doing this for way too fucking long, my fetish, porn and happiness happens when I am not getting ball cancer from a computer or phone. Staring at the wall motherfucker.

So thanks to the new generation of perverts into this kind of celebrity thing, I can keep you up to speed on the nips slips and celebrity smut.

Joey King is the child star who was nominated for a Golden Globe for her portrayal of Gypsy Rose Blanchard in the movie “Retard who Killed Her Mom with an Online Nerd Boyfriend like You.” Probably a working title.

She is super famous and we’ve learned that she’s got super tits and to make things even weirder, her celebrity stylist is JustJared.

The celebrity blogger turned millionaire and friend to celebs from celebrity blogging, a far different outcome than my celebrity blogging, now dresses Joey King for all her events and in being a celebrity blogger realized “pull the titty out”.

You never know if it’s staged, AI, accidental or photoshop…but it’s good enough for me…

Thanks again Willie for giving you losers something to stare at when you play with your willies.

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2024

17

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS on the day after father’s day, what is this bullshit?

I mean I guess you need a girl you want to fuck to entrap you with children….unless you’re a clever one trying to breed her without her knowledge….but either way, she’s gotta be good enough for you to bust in, even if you’d bust in anything, even if it ended up haunting you for the rest of your life because it produced your child…making you question why you came in her that one night stand knowing how sad and lonely she was….

Some of those girls who make fathers stay hot after they make the fathers, so that’s why MILFS must be celebrated…because without them…it’d just be ugly moms out there and that’d be pretty fucking sad…for us and for HUMANITY on the whole…I SAID HOLE!

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2024

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fighters Face Off
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REPO MAN TAKES AWAY A CAR WITH A COUPLE HAVING SEX INSIDE
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Emily Ratajkowski – bikini on the sidewalk
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Rita Ora See Through at the 2024 Met Gala!
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Kara Del Toro’s Jaw-Dropping Appearance: A Low-Cut Dress Showcases Her Incredible Cleavage and Voluptuous Breasts
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Man’s crazy magic tricks earn him the title of the real-life Harry Potter
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Armed Robber In Scotland Picks The Wrong Shop To Rob
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Rita Ora Takes it To the Garden!
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5 Bugs That Prove Computers Themselves Were a Mistake
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Taylor Hill in her Bikini!
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Emma Roberts is Going to Space!
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The famous behinds of Neiva Mara… in hot video!
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Fit Girls of Reddit
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Street Drifting Meet Gets Extra Hot
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Noah Cyrus Performs in a See Through Dress in Brazil!
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Pickpocketing magician manages to steal everything from a man
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Insanely funny Japanese pranks in action
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Seahawks WAG Normani Drops an Album!
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Emily Ratajkowski Poses Naked in a Bathtub to Celebrate Her 33rd Birthday
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He Tried To Help LOL
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Margot Robbie Nude
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Sex Toy Fucker!
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2024

14

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The Friday Flashers are what I typically like to leave you with as you go into the weekend, because seeing a clothed woman is far better when you have the cheat sheet that lets you know what she looks like naked.

There’s a lot of reasons for this, since some ladies look better naked than clothed and vice versa, but the truth is you don’t need a lot of reasons defending the glory of the On/Off flasher…..

You just need one reason….and that is that knowing what chicks look like naked is fun…

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2024

14

Jun

Alexis Fleming is the Instagram Of The Day

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I bet you wish Alexis was Fleming in your mouth….because you’re one of those weird nose pickers with a mucus fetish…

For the rest of us, we’d probably prefer her Fleming on our dicks, not necessarily in a throat fucking way that our penises are too small to actually achieve, because that thick throat fucked saliva being spat on a cock is kina repulsive, but since she looks like this, we’ll take any and all mucus she phlegms at us….just preferably her vaginal fleming….Alexis Fleming’s Vagina Fleming.

Here are her pics.

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2024

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like a gynecologist everytime I leave the house….today more than yesterday…

I saw at least a dozen girls in black leggings thanks to the hive mind….all a variation of skinny enough to have a thigh gap and ass worth looking at….all skinny enough to have full on vagina exposed through those leggings…like walking through life vagina first for old perverts like me to feel alive….

May your day be filled with black leggings on skinny girls with thigh gaps so that you can see their full vagina dangle between their legs when they walk, like a transgender with big balls, only the vagina meat version of balls…

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Emily Ratajkowski in TIGHT Leggings!
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Man lighting a barbecue in his backyard almost burns down the house
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Woman gets her hair stuck inside a fan inside a warehouse
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Celebrity Heatwave: Emily Ratajkowski’s Topless Tease & More in Our Social Media Roundup
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7 Workouts Every Woman Should Try At Least Once
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TBT: Itchy Gums LOL
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Sofia Vergara – Wearing 3 Different Bodysuits
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Why was Bhad Bhabie detained? Incident explored as rapper issues statement
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Nina Agdal Shares Her Bump!
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Man fed up with pickpockets pranks them as payback
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2024

13

Jun

Brie Larson Lacks Sex Appeal of the Day

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They keep trying to tell me that Brie Larson is hot…

They keep pushing her on me like she’s some kind of a-list actress.

They give her the work, they pay her the money, she’s in the scene….but I just can’t see past the simple fact that she’s not hot at all.

Sure she works out, but that may even make her worse…all skeletal and muscular in the wrong way….

I get that actors can’t be that hot, they are rarely that hot, they want us to connect with them and we can’t actually connect with beautiful people in the way we connect with average looking chicks pretending to be beautiful….

But they don’t even position this as inclusivity or diversity, let the girl next door you’d never notice unless you were drunk and with erection have a shot at this fame thing…..they instead sneak her in and expect us to not notice.

WE ARE ONTO YOU HOLLYWOOD….you and YOUR LIES!

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2024

13

Jun

Leni Klum’s Fetish Content of the Day

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Heidi has trained this girl right…

From my low level stalking, it seems like big tits on a small frame, midget you can easily use as a fleshlight if your penis works, one of those pocket pussy with weird silcone tits attached to them, only a real live girl who probably has real tits, but you know know since Heidi’s her coach….is headed to Germany Top Model, a show her mom probably produces and pulled some strings to get Leni on.

Heidi knows what’s up, she’s a hot lady who has used her sex appeal to win and while having fun has been run through over the years, just from a high profile, luxury perspective..

It’s not seen quite the same light as traditional whoring….even though the daughter, Leni the tits was born out of wedlock and that’s a telltale sign of her mom’s a whore, even when you don’t factor in her career as a lingerie model for the human trafficking VS.

I’m into Leni or at least her tits, that she barely posts enough, considering she’s got them but I assume it’s because she’s rich and lazy, spoiled and entitled and only brings out the tits when she’s forced to by her handler / mom / madam…

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