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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was sleeping….but here are some morning links even though the day is half over, blame COVID or CANCER or overall bad health…maybe drinking too much and passing out on the floor at 5 am like I was still 20 despite being 50…who fucking knows or cares..

What I do know is that seeing all these amateur normal girls from good families rebelling by doing porn…because it’s cool, or clout…or status….is funny to me because I have been doing these sites long enough to know…most emailing years later, when they have a family, or husband into Jesus, asking to take down the pics, which I always do, because I am a nice guy…who just appreciates that I got to see them nude at that time in their life…I don’t need to keep seeing them nude you know….so all these good normal mall dwelling mainstream sheep who are doing porn…WILL regret filming sex tapes in a few years and it is going to be hilarious….HILARIOUS…

I also know that it’s going to be COOL to be cancelled soon, it’s like all these cancelled fucks with their tail between their legs, just aren’t doing it right, you’re getting press, it’s not tail between your legs, it’s “yeah, I grabbed her tits”…the world needs villains, so PLAY it the fuck up …it’s your time to shine..

The more TikTok kids who get cancelled, the more it’ll be cool to be cancelled, and the more it is cool to be cancelled, the more outrageous shit you’ll see of people TRYING to be cancelled.

The FUTURE is bright with All these idiots….All these sheep…All these followers trying to get followers…All these porn generation perverts who KILLED romance…

BUT ROMANCE will live forever…

Dove Cameron Wants You To Get Nude
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Travis Kelce’s Model Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Dances in Rihanna’s Underwear
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Eiza Gonzalez is a Big Kelly Clarkson Fan
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Mel Kiper Thinks Mac Jones is the Next Tom Brady
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I saw this last week – Boss Pays Former Employee With Greasy Pennies For The Last Cheque!
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Jack Black Now Does The Hulk Avatar!
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Emma Stone Made a Baby – I Hope IT Didn’t Get Her Mouth
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Space the Fatal Frontier
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Saints CB Marshon Lattimore Was Arrested in Cleveland on Suspicion of Receiving Stolen Property
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Dave Grohl On How He Wrote The Song “Everlong”!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not an anti-vaxxer, even though the internet is trying to erase all anti-vaxxers, and I have been erased…I don’t care if you get the shot….I know people who got the shot…they are still alive…it’s no big deal…I just hate hearing about it…

I am against treating people who aren’t into the shot as criminals, or idiot trumpers, or bigots and racists…or worse…white single dads….because that’s emotional driven nonsense….there are plenty of people who don’t believe in big pharma, like hippies, religious people, not necessarily the people you see as degenerates….there are people who eat organic and take it seriously and not just on instagram…but genuinely don’t like putting random chemicals in their bodies…they clean the house with vinegar…you know since big business has caused so much fucking cancer and other ailments….it’s not a question of bigots….it’s a question of some people not being scared of a virus that doesn’t kill that many people…

So seeing the vaccine propaganda from regulars on social media is confusing, actual bigotry because they don’t allow people to have a conversation, they just discount them as crazy people off the fucking bat….and that’s just fucking crazy in and of itself…

If you don’t want a vaccine, don’t get a vaccine, the fact people care so much is concerning….

Why so much passion you bored emotional losers…get a fucking hobby…or go normalize obesity, trans, porn, jerking off too much, and all that other shit…you fucks…or I guess you can go hate men, or denounce being a man because of shame you feel for being a man….you aren’t a FREE THINKER….you should want to be a FREE THINKER…

AND AGAIN…I don’t care if you get the shot, want the shot, love the shot, bathe in the shot, fuck the shot up the ass like your prison penpal….or if you take it up the ass…do whatever you want to do…..but leave the people who aren’t into it the fuck alone…it’s not them taking a stance against humanity or trying to kill granny…..

I’ll tell you why I’m mad….I’m not actually mad…I don’t care…it’s just non-stop…turn off the internet.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Josephine Skriver is Hot for SI Swim
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Australian Smokeshow Boxer Ebanie Bridges Shows Raphinha Some Love in a Leeds United Jersey and Skintight Booty Shorts
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Ireland Baldwin’s True Crime Podcast Analysis
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Very Strong Girl in Skimpy Oufit does Fitness Shit
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Olivia Culpo is the American Dream
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WWE Star in Lingerie
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Delilah Hamlin’s Sheer Top!
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Golfer Hannah Leiner Drops an Amazing Throwback of her Golf Booty
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The Hottest of the Hailey Steinfeld Bikinis
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Girl in Leggings with her Dogs…
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Alexandra Daddario Selfies Some Nerdy Hotness!
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Bethenny Frankel Wet Bikini!
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Jughead’s 73 Questions with Vogue….
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Paige Spiranac Shuts Down Australian Sports Editor Francis Leach for Criticizing a Newspaper Ad That Features Her
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Hot Model is Posing with Flowers
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Kung Fu Dance
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Tiny Boat Barely Escapes From Huge Wave Created By Iceberg!
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Chrissy Teigen quits Twitter because people are a**holes
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Nina Agdal’s Fitness Hotness
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Stephen Strasburg Ruptured a Tendon Humans Don’t Need Anymore
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Magic Trick Fail.
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in See Through Top
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Making Bacon and Eggs on a Volcano
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Mother Hen Takes Care Of Three Kittens!
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A Look Into How Car Chase Scenes Have Evolved Over 100 Years!
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Iggy Azalea in a Revealing Outfit for her New Project
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Britney is Trying to Fire her Dad
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President of Virginia State Took a Student’s Ankles With a Devastating Crossover
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Go Check Your Locks
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Fastest 147 In History….Pool Tricks…
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The Shopping Cart Narc is Amazing…and This Woman Doesn’t Agree
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Man Recreates Then Entire Inter-City Of Amsterdam
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The Kardashian Sisters in Bikinis
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UFC Flyweight Jessica Eye Announces That She Has Joined OnlyFans
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Smart Basketball Rig
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Thief Tries To Steal Catalytic Converter, Car Falls On Him And Kills Him
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Tortoise And Dachshund Play Around With A Ball!
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Ron Livingston’s To Star in The Flash…
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Bears Announce Andy Dalton as the Starting QB
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Crazy Snake Attack!
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Twenty-Five Year Old Fast Food Still Looks Fresh!
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Emergency Ramps For Runaway Trucks!
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Delilah Hamlin’s TItty Top
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Sophie Turner’s Weird Reaction to Joe Jonas Thirst Trap
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RIP Jessica Walter
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Car Loses One Wheel….Still Speeds Across Highway
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Fanny Stollar Just Minding Her Own Business
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7 Products to Up Your Coffee Game
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The Hottest of the Hailey Steinfeld Bikinis
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Insider Tips to Grow Your Penis!
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The Sports Illustrated Swim Pics from Social Media So Far
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Taylor Hill on the Streets in a Mask
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Kelly Brook Leg SHow
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Hailee Steinfeld Hot Bikini Model
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The Hilton Sisters in Miami
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Rihanna Cleavage Out at NOBU
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Kaia Gerber is Skinny in Leggings
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Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass
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Chloe East in a Magazine
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Olivia Wilde in London
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Lucy Hale’s Leggings of the DAy
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Madison Pettis Photoshoot
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When Did Horse Dildos Become Normalized
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Maybe This Has Something to Do with the Horse Cock Dildos
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Hot Reddit Amateur and her Big Tits
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Head from 3 Girls
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Amateur Dick Sucker Showing her Moves
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Lesbian Strap On Sex
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Sabrina Nichole Changing Clothes
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Girl Shows Off Big Tits
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Mom of the Year
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Big Bouncy Tits
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Girls Who Masturbate
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Hot Skinny Girl Reveal
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First Sex Tape
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Girls Showing Off her Butt Plug
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Big Booty Lesbians
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Fucking While Their Friend Films
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Male Chastity Sex is Queer
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This is Terrifying…
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Panty Rubbing
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DILDO GUN
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Digging for Clams
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Butt Plug Stunts
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Walking Nude…
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Hot Cat Lover and her Dildo
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Fucking in the Window
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Nude Models and Dogs
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Naked Chrissy Marie…
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Committed to the Squirt
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Worst Nude Art YOu’ll See Today
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Nude Model in th Pool
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Busty Danielle’s Nude Shoot
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Taste Test
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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2021

Mar

Renee Olstead Does Good of the Day

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I just want to take a minute to encourage Renee Olstead to keep up the good work…the actress and singer who has been on TV, figured that she was more interested in getting paid for exclusive content, so she’s created this whole nude aesthetic, on some glamour model, boudoir style nudity, and I think it’s amazing….

It’s not that I am bored of the selfie nude, I will forever love a nude selfie, it’s the whole fucking reason I started this site all those years ago….it’s part of me….even though it’s mainstream and everyone’s out there posting and selling them…

It’s just that if you’re going to sell nudes, make them look like they took time and cost money rather than just something you did before your shower or after you took a shit, to throw at your audience you clearly have no respect for, but want their money..

Now these are her selfies from her shoots, but I’ve seen the shoots and they are produced, conceptual and what you’d expect from a trained entertainer / performer.

So whether you transition from mainstream, or sports, to do the exclusive content thing, because sex work is real work, or because getting naked is thrilling and pays well, or because you find it hot, or fun…or you’re the barista at starbucks….put some effort into your shoots…it makes it better…and remember you don’t need to rely solely on selling sex to be a success ladies, you are capable of anything, it’s just that sex is easy and it’s just nice when you do.

Either way, if you want to support Renee Olstead…you should…she does it well.

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2021

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong is likely the most annoying panty for a girl to wear, but we don’t care about a girl’s comfort…not to mention so many girls are probably shamed and trained to wear thongs, especially in this porn generation of chronic masturbation, where they’ve rubbed it out so many times, they don’t even feel the thin underwear fabric cutting into them, but instead they see it as a way to show a lot of ass, avoid panty lines, and barely cover anus…but instead use the panty for what it’s for….a drop cloth for pussy mucus…

Anyway, the nice thing about the thong is that it is the gateway to asshole pics, where women don’t even realize or care that their asshole is visible, they probable like that it is, because they can pretend they are clothed in their thong and the asshole is a malfunction, even when it is strategic….since assholes are super fucking popular in this generation….since we all have em…and since people are bored and like being filled to divert from that boredom….

So here’s girls in thongs with assholes…

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2021

Mar

Madison Beer Butt Shot For Ellen of the Day

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I’ve always found Ellen to be a fucking perverted freak and I never bought into her bullshit “be kind to people” because I know that those who say “be kind” are usually the biggest assholes…it’s brainwashing diversion…like when someone says “trust me”…you know bullshit…so when she was taken down and lost her millions of viewers I felt it was too little too late because she’s solidified herself as this billionaire weirdo tool being used by the industry to push some lesbian agenda to help inspire population control…we can’t all have kids if we’re gay and if we’re gay we can have the life Ellen or Ryan Seacrest…two pawns in the system have to host…with their mansions…private jets and celebrity…

So when I see a young starlet who is traditionally known for her tits….showing off her ass….after being created on Youtube by what I will assume was the industry pretending it was a DIY thing….only to sign a record deal and spend two or three years being paparazzi-ed and not making music…I feel like it’s an inside job…but more importantly…even if it wasn’t an inside job…it’s definitely something that would give Elle a Fem-Boner…because of them tight young bodies…so if it’s good enough for Ellen to cream her pants despite menopause…it’s good enough for you to stare at….

I don’t know what I am going on about, but whether the conspiracies are real or not, they are always hilarious..until they show up at your house in a van and kill you for posting them….SO for the record….I am just making jokes here….except for that Ellen shit, I always knew she was some kind of evil manipulator…patronizing the audience…without the idiots catching the fuck on…HILARIOUS…

I don’t know why Madison Beer’s out here jacking up her face with injections to use her sex to her advantage….looking like a pornostar…I am sure she was fine without it…but who cares, stare at her ass.

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2021

Mar

Irina Shayk’s Throwback Thursday of the Day

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Irina Shayk posted this picture of 2006…when she was 20 years old…I didn’t realize she was already 35, but I guess time is speeding up as the world nears apocalypse, unless the world’s always moved this fast and I don’t realize it, but where’s the fun in that…mass destruction and extinction has always been something I assumed I’d live through and if I don’t, at least I’m not missing out on much…

I don’t know if Irina Shayk knew that posting a throwback pic on a Wednesday is confusing, but maybe it’s the Russian way, because there was a time they were communists in line for toilet paper and by the time American trends like Levis Jeans would reach them, the trend in America would be long over….they’d get movies smuggled in years after their theatrical debut, you know Keep America out of Russian Ideals…so that they don’t get any funny ideas about escaping Russia and ending up in America where they can either work as models, sex workers, mail order wives, or sugar babies, who are also trained at the elite level in sports, dance, music, engineering and spying…you know they don’t fuck around….

The good news is that it’s Thursday, which is the designated day for throwbacks in these parts and girl was hot then, is hot now, but less hot now that I know she’s 35….but her being 35 makes me understand why she inhaled Brad Cooper’s sperm with her uterus….

She’s been hot…and is still hot….and that’s all I have to say about that…..

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2021

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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HOLY TITTY DROPS…

We live in an era where big titty women KNOW the importance of their big tits, as they try to fit in with the general vibe of society, which is that you need to have a social media account, you need to build a personal brand, you need to send nudes to dudes you connect with, especially if they are willing to pay, because otherwise you’re not mainstream, and not being mainstream is scary…it’s just that to someone who remembers when hot tits were hard to see…..and not something every women posted on the internet freely….it makes for A LOT of tits to dig through, I mean SO MANY TITS…how can we survive…we’re not coded to process THIS much tit….a good problem to have…and nice thing to experience…you know I could have PREDICTED this or hoped for this….the fall of normals into WET ASS PUSSY music and sex work….but I always thought women were grossed out by this behavior when it was done by other girls…but I guess they’re into the dopamine and thrill it gives them…or they are just trying to fit it…

I remember when the GAP and going to the mall was mainstream….this is another level….and I believe if you got the tits…show em…it’s primal…just don’t cry about the patriarchy sexualizing tits…understand that tits are something that turn us on, even when you try to pretend they don’t…or think they shouldn’t…as you post pics of your tits for the views….it’s confusing me…you dumb fucks…

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2021

Mar

Zoey Detuch Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Zoey Detuch is the daughter of Caroline in the City, Howard the Duck beastiality normalizer, Marty McFly’s mom / incest normalizer…..and I think she’s pretty good..

This is her caption to one of these titty pics:

just reminiscing about the times before i started using natural deodorant and could confidently pose like this without the fear that i would traumatize anyone near

Nothing like a solid armpit joke for the armpit fetishists out there which is probably more popular than you think. It’s probably a pheromone thing…but it could be a “genitals, mouths, ass, tits, legs, stomachs, hip to waist ratios, are all played out, we SEE too much of this shit they want us to jerk off to all day, armpits are the new and exciting…..but even 20 years ago I had a friend who would fuck women’s armpits….and talk about it all the time…

Anyway, I like Zoey Deutch, in part because I like the whole celebrity kid thing, they are celebrities born into celebrity who work in the industry when they don’t have to….I am all for nepotism, hook up people you know or people you are related to. Keep the rich rich and the famous famous…since EVERYONE wants to be famous….

NOT TO MENTION acting requires little to no skill, so if you’re raised amongst assholes who think they have the best lives, are the smartest and most talented because that’s what the world told them, but MOST importantly, that their work is important or requires actual talent, when it doesn’t…you just have to be an asshole to be able to act…you’re probably in a better position to fake that what you do is important, because you probably think it is important, you have MANSIONS to prove it….

Anyway….I am into celebrity rich kids taking on the future…..Zoey Deutch is hot….and good at what I’ve seen her in…so I’ll stare at her tits…

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2021

Mar

Valentina Sampaio The SI Trans of the Day

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Sports Illustrated is still doing their Swimsuit Magazine, possibly more aggressive than ever, because they want to stay relevant and shit is an earner for them…

It makes sense becasue all these girls produce bikini pics all day, pics I’d argue rival the quality of a Sports Illustrated Swim photoshoot, making Sports Illustrated Swim obsolete, HOWEVER, these girls like to be validated like when trying to get free parking from the paid lot at the mall, and what better way to say “you are better than these other bikini girls because we see you, we put you on, we endorse you”….

In trying to stay relevant, they’ve also made a move to not use the hottest models around, but rather fold to the whining fat girls, and in this case the TRANS girls, because it’s about inclusivity….

I am an old timer and I don’t believe that trans are real women because they aren’t….and I do find the whole thing pretty uncomfortable when it is being pushed down my throat and I am being told to embrace it…which doesn’t mean I am not woke, or that I am some degenerate redneck hick who hates the gays, it just means stop selling me on it…I don’t fucking care….

If a dude wants to cut his dick off, let him cut his dick off…I have seen the G.G. Allin documentary, it’s not a NEW thing, it’s just not what I need to hear about day in and day out…in a “support me, respect me”….kind of thing…bitch I don’t fucking know you…keep it to your damn self….

But it’s pandering and pandering is as racist as racism from my perspective…it’s saying “let’s cast a trans, a black, a fat, an asian, but it doesn’t have to be specific asian country, just asian is good enough”….like a fucking checklist….instead of just casting who they want….

That’s not to say they don’t want the trans, I am sure a lot of SI readers are into Tranny Porn, because for whatever reason, married men are into Trannies, maybe it’s a way to not feel like they are cheating, since they are with the boys, while not being gay cuz she’s an SI model…

BUT when you listen to her voice in the video…it’s NEXT level deep….it don’t match that body though…..because I guess you can cut your dick off, get some tits, but doesn’t mean you’re all woman…

This isn’t an anti-trans post, it’s a “Omg her voice is LOLZ”….and it’s not even an anit-SI Swim post, I like swimsuit pics and remember the magazine growing up…it’s just a what the fuck is this world post…whether you want to bone him/her/they or not….because you’d bone anything..

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2021

Mar

Avril Lavigne Cleavage of the Day

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CANADIAN CONTENT LAWS mean I need to cover at least some Canadian Content, otherwise I am turning my back on the nation, by allowing the American morals and values to seep into our lives, because they are so overbearing and basically control the media, but as long as you use 20% Canadian content, Canadians get to maintain their own voice or some shit….it’s a real law….that makes no sense especially when any Canadian you’d write about has fucked off from Canada to live a better life amongst the rich in America…like Avirl Lavigne…

Now, I’ve never been a fan of Avril Lavigne, I was into skateboarding and shit like that in the early 90s, so when she came along with her SKATERBOY song, I know Skateboarding was fucking dead….and being raped in the back room, or on the radio by the mainstream mall dwellers…I blame TONY HAWK and his videogame…that money grubber…everything cool must die…but apparently everything uncool like Avril Lavigne lasts for fucking ever…because she’s still here at 40…dressed like a 15 year old from 20 years ago…which I guess you’d expect.

She’s doing slutty selfies, I guess to reestablish herself in the world as the creep who is too old and too rich to be partaking in these youthful things…

But she is fucking or in love with Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun, who came out of nowhere and is about as cheesy as you’d expect someone fucking Lavigne to be…and I guess he’s instructing her on how the young kids brainwash and manipulate the media…through porny selfies….

The world makes no sense…but here’s Avril being weird.

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