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2021

12

Mar

Olivia Jade Bikini Tits of the Day

Aunt Becky Jr is in a bikini showing off her mangled face that we can assume she has made into a muppet face thanks to the pressures of the internet or maybe as a fuck you to her mom for making her stop posting on Youtube thanks to their college admission scandal…..you know they tried every angle to keep Aunt Becky out of prison and failed….

Now, I don’t think that Aunt Becky or that College Scandal was a big deal, I just figured that’s how schooling works, but the internet definitely wasn’t into the whole buying your way into things…while I am a firm believer that if you’re rich, you should be able to buy your way into things, you’re not some sucker fuck, you made it motherfucker and the world is YOUR oyster where people WORK for you…you’re AUNT FUCKING BECKY…

Now I don’t know if muppet face has also jacked her tits up, but you could argue that one is still on the Rowing Team at USC, while the other is just living off their family fortunes as she plans ways to sexualize herself for views…

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2021

12

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Friday is the day that we celebrate Fishnets, even though Fishnets have been around since the dawn of time, in what we can assume was a weird brainstorm session when two lonely fishermen decided to test out their theory about how hot those fishnets would look on “women” once they got back to shore….you know days on the ship doing that physical job gets lonely and when men are left alone too long they end up dressing each other up as women to make fucking each other up the ass less queer…not that queer is a thing….I saw some article saying that it’s not gay for guys to hook up, it’s just guys being guys…well not this guy….and if this guy was hooking up with guys….even guys dressed up as women thanks to the fishnets we’ve got in the bow….it’d be gay not guys being guys…but keep programming that agenda weirdos…

This is not about fisherman inventing lingerie…it’s about girls taking slutty pics of themselves in that lingerie…which I guess could double as a way to get food if you were lucky enough to get stranded near a lake with a woman wearing fishnets…but since we’re all coddled pussies who don’t need to catch our own food, we can use fishnets they way they were intended…for jerking off.

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2021

12

Mar

Iris Law Lingerie of the Day

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s 300 kids he knows about, because that motherfucker is either a freakish cult leader, a weirdo religious person, or one of those sperm donor fetishists who like to spread their seed across the globe to create a race of his own in his image, which he can’t really say explicitly, not in this WOKE era because it would be seen as racist..or some sort of supremacy…which clearly Jude has, but can’t say he has, but you know in his soul he feels better than the average man and that he’s won at life, since he has….the kind of guy, like all actors, who jerk off to themselves in the mirror, which is probably better than him jerking off to his daughter, even though she’s worthy of being jerked off to…because she’s hot…and in lingerie.

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2021

12

Mar

Barbie Ferreira Tits of the Day

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So this is the girl from Euphoria….and that’s all I have to say about that….

You don’t need to fat shame them, they already fat shame themselves…even when they pretend they don’t…even when they are paid millions or become famous…they know the truth…that they are just a tool being used by an evil industry to pretend they cater to all body types when the truth is that Hollywood as a whole…hate FAT people more than anything…I mean besides the fat people…who hate themselves exponentially more…EVEN when pretending to love it…

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2021

12

Mar

Joanna Krupa’s Back with her Ass of the Day

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This one is for the old timers, which I assume that you all are because I don’t believe in marketing to the younger generation, we don’t need them in these parts, with their woke nonsense while doing sex work nonsense…I mean I’ll keep posting their nudes…but this site is for you….dear Joanna Krupa fan…who remembers the 45 year old reality star from before she was a reality star…just a Polish Immigrant in all the popular men’s magazines at the time….who really played up the whole Polish thing because it was an angle, even if she was hot enough to not need an angle…her looks good just carry her into Sugar Babying and if she was to come out now, you’d like be subscribed to her only fans, but since she Sugar Babied and reality showed properly, she doesn’t need that shit…but she still posts pics of her ass in bikini so there’s that…

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2021

12

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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If you don’t know what a frog butt is by now, you don’t visit this site and you accidentally ended up here googling Kermit the Frog erotica, as you do…those muppets have always been erotica to you…which is weird but the world is weird so who fucking cares…

I can explain it if you are blind and unable to see the pictures….some DESCRIPTIVE VIDEO for Blog Posts..

Girl in header image is sitting on her knees in a thong, looking back at the camera over the shoulder, her ass semi elevated so that her back arches, in a position similar to a bulldog crawling across the floor in a viral video, however you are blind, hence the descriptive video…no wait that’s for deaf people…I get my deafs, blind and dumbs mixed up all the time…I mean if you were blind you wouldn’t be able to read this…so maybe I should narrate all my posts….but I don’t read them after I write them…so I’d have to hire some call center in India to do it….is this the billion dollar app idea….make websites speak their content to you because reading is for losers…if it is give me 10 percent finders fee…I am lazy and would like a private island in the Caribbean…I deserve it…..

All this to say it is all too complicated for a bunch of pics of girls in a pose that makes you think doggy style, and that their asses are rounder….right.

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2021

12

Mar

Man and His Pussy Cat and Other Videos of the Day

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Foam Party in the Philippines!

Prison Escapes in Russia

Glass Door in Singapore

Fire in the Hole….Idiot

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2021

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I should be a researcher that gets quoted in the news, because I want to know how sex, and I mean depraved sex between strangers being readily available has affected a generation compared to standard sex being the most difficult thing to get for another generation, because there was a time that hook up culture didn’t exist…

So are the ppl who can get orgies in 13 minutes or less, and that is all they know more fucked up the the people of my era who would go months without sex because we couldn’t find anyone to have sex with us…

Or is that generation over it and not having sex like when you go to the all you can eat buffet everyday, you eventually stop eating as much as you can…it is no longer a challenge to maximize value or profits, and you just accept that all the food is there if you need it….NO SCARCITY…no FAMINE…

Is this the great reset of turning everyone extremely perverted with access to extreme perversion so that they’ll get over things that are perverted, get it out of their system, so they can do other things like buy things they don’t need that some cartoon muppet tells them to buy…..

Over saturate the market…so that sex isn’t a special treat you fall into or score…or work towards…it’s just there and eventually boring…

But I guess the joke in all this is that YOU still can’t get laid…loser…

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2021

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t care about the Royals, but I just saw something that said that the Royals denying being racists are just doing a performance….but to those people Markle saying the Royals are racists is NOT a performance piece…I mean you can’t just pick a side and assume the other is a fucking liar…NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT MARKLE……I also saw that if you think that Markle is full of shit, cuz her vibe is full of shit and she’s an actor that isn’t that good at acting…you are a racist…even if you didn’t know she was black…since she’s as white as she is black….and Race had nothing to do with your conclusion of her being a phoney…

It’s attitudes like that that just confuse me about the cancel culture of social media…who have normalized cancelling people and who have fun with it…while crying for INCLUSIVITY…this court of public opinion is stronger than ever and the FUNNIEST THING is you can’t try to understand it, 10 years ago all these people were onto some other kick…and now they are just pretending to care…because they have no soul….and that applies to BOTH sides of your GOOD VS EVIL battles…everyone is full of shit, confused by themselves, what they believe and don’t have fucking brains….Ya’ll are getting played by someone or something….that’s all I know…

The world isn’t designed for us…it’s designed to work against us man…ALL OF US….WHICH IS WHY I SAY….watch old TV on the streaming apps and forget the world we live in cuz it’s MENTAL….RETARDED….but you can’t SAY MENTAL OR RETARDED….

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Candice Swanepoel Fitness Shoot!
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Lais Ribeiro is Back in 2021 SI Swim!
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Party Girl Gets Lit – Literally
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Katherine McNamara in a Skimpy Tank Top
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Rumer Willis in a Tank Top!
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Lady Gaga and Adam Driver on Set
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Gwen Stefani Makes Comeback!
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Mumford & Sons Member Cancelled
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Dave Grohl and his Daughter Sing Together…
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College Professors Share Dumbest Students Ever…
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Demi Lovato Glams Up!
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Texas Rangers Planning to Have a Full Stadium for Home Opener
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Throwback – Want to be a Millionaire – Million Dollar Fail..
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Jerry Jones is Happy Dak Prescott Took Advantage of Him Financially
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2021

11

Mar

Chloe Monet East is Important of the Day

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Chloe Monet East, who I think should go by Chloe East West and not because of Kanye, but because of Compasses…navigation…you know…her tits best be named East and West…or she’s missing out on GREAT opportunity for an opening line for every tinder date, or I guess now that she’s higher profile and uses the fancier celebrity dating apps, dates. “Hi, I’m Chloe East West, This is East, this is West”…kind of thing….

I did my first post on her yesterday because HBO is putting money into marketing this new high school sex show, because HBO are perverts..

She’s on the show, this is from a shoot she did to promote the show, where you can see her big tits…

The show is called Generation or something by Lena Dunham the sexual predator, hence it taking place in High School. at least that is the rumor I heard back when that story came out about how creepy she was with her sister….and I’m just here for the new talent tits…cuz old talent is boring and with everyone wanting to be famous…and all marketing being based on sleaze…we’ll have nudity for years to come….for now, we have Chloe Monet East…she’s 20.

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