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2021

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are not a new concept, but with COVID and work from home, where people realize they prefer selling nudes to actually working a real job, Tight Pant have become a uniform…and activewear unifrom that allows them to basically show the ridges of their asshole through a pair of pants, while pretending that they’re just simply wearing tight pants, because the tight pants of today, thanks to SPANDEX-like fabric technology, is basically second skin, while the tight pants of the 70s and 80s were just really tight fucking jeans they called a second skin, but were still fucking jeans….and not an actual second skin that allows the spectator in line behind the tight pants at the grocery store to see the asshole ridges..

The point of the story is, tight pants, where you can see asshole ridges, are the future…or the now…and all these girls are more than happy to show off their tight pants…it’s a cultural thing…you know a “Look at my ass like I am a Kardashian” thing…and as much as we hate the Kardashians, I am glad women have been reduced to exhibitionists who sexualize themselves while crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s better than when they weren’t sexualizing themselves while still crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s the good kind of hypocrisy… be inconsistent on your activism by confusing us with your self produced smut….because self produced smut makes everyone more tolerable.

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2021

Apr

Crazy Bitch and her Lysol and Other Videos of the Day

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Robot Sex Doll Ready to Take Over the World

Boat Loading Fail

Lucky Day

Manhole Cover Insanity

Snake Shit

Worst Webcam Ever….Solid Way to make masturbators quit masturbating

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you’re jacked up on your fast food, your sugar, your energy drinks, your vapes, your meds….glued to your screen…unhealthy and empty…depleting your testosterone for that dopamine hit in your chronic masturbation…despite porn sex depressing you not inspiring you and real sex becoming obsolete because you don’t have the drive for that, you’ve cum 12 times the last two days already…no need for real woman interaction you’ve got all the tits…

Which has to make you ask, what the fuck is wrong with people getting in on this OnlyFans thing…I realize girls getting naked for money is a great way to make money…it always has been…but as men…paying for pictures or to sext is on a level of embarassing…

We used to pay women to FUCK…you know for the experience…for the ride…now you’re paying chicks for nudes to jerk off…when you can just jerk off for free…it was one of life’s great pleasures…that cost nothing…you know if you were rich or poor, you could always jerk off….and when you got bored of that…you could always pay to fuck…but now lazy motherfuckers are busting out their credit cards to pay some dude in India who pretends to be the girl they are paying…to jerk off…

If that’s not a crime against humanity, I don’t know what is…plus you should quit jerking off anyway, save those minerals, save that testosterone, so that you can put up a fight or have a fighting chance to fucking survive if all the conspiracies come true…

Either way, heres some morning links you chronic masturbating depleted soulless depressed void fools.

Penelope Cruz is In Style…
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Porn Star Sara Jay Celebrated the Knicks Six Game Winning Streak
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Big Snake Crossing Street
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Nude Model Carla Guetta’s Hot Nude Shoot
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Michael Rappaport Sells His LA House
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Cat Doesn’t Want to Leave Cardboard Box
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Why Liver Punches are Deadly to Humans
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Dog Jumps on Track – Wins Race
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Man Finds Tunnel Under House
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Heat Worried About Tyler Herro Making Himself a Celebrity
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s pretty funny that Hollywood has been basically replaced or at least controlled by an online book store I’d buy hard to find books on back in 2003 or 2004 when I guess I should have been buying Amazon stock instead…OOPS…how about crypto another win on my end….it’s pretty funny…what was the point of being on the internet to not fucking win and now I am not that 1 percent and never will be…meaning if the conspiracies are true…I’ll be cleaning toilets in the interment camps we’ll be calling home after everything crashes….

It’s like Hollywood had ONE job to do…and instead they just let tech companies do it for them…because why bother using their stupid money, acccess and power to be even more powerful…instead they have to give Bezos handjobs….

It’s also funny that people are milking the whole race thing like opportunists…I was accidentally listening to the radio at this hiker insecure about being a black hiker and blames white supremacy and generational trauma she inherited from her ancestors where outdoors was for slave work and not for enjoyment…so now when she hikes, she’s a hero defying odds,but thinks white people on trail are condescending and not that she’s over sensitive or insecure….so when they say “Where are you hiking today”….she’s like “to the fucking top you white supremacist”….and when they are like “hope you have lots of water”…she’s like “Of course I have water I know how to hike”….it’s a alot like fat person at water park before Fat was cool and celebrated because they want us sick…you know the fat person shy to take off the shirt…meanwhile no one cares you’re fat only you care that you’re fat….but you spin it that they care….NO ONE CARES WHAT COLOR A HIKER’s SKIN IS, except maybe actual white supremacists who are probably not hiking, where as old guys in North Face, Patagonia listening to hippie music on their walkmans with their walking sticks cuz they like to walk man…you know what I am saying…retired professors or high school teachers into paddling…nothing is racist unless YOU LET them all win…people are fucking people..now fuck off…and here are some stepLINKS…before we go to war with Russia.

Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara Together
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Twitter Had Some Thoughts on Patrick Mahomes’ Fiancee’s New Mom Boobs
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Sydney Sweeney Looks Amazing at the Races
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Deshaun Watson’s Girlfriend Jilly Anais is Standing by Him in a Bikini
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The Pam and Tommy Sex Tape Movie is Happening…
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Friendzone on the Kiss Cam
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Nina Agdal Looking Amazing in a Bikini!
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Smoking Hot MMA Fighter Lucero Acosta Picked Up an Impressive Knockout Win
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Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Top!
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Vanessa Hudgens in Florida in Bikinis
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Buck Heiress Mallory Edens Turned 25 in a Bikini!
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Staring at her Tits When She Cooks On Open Fire
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Emrata in a Thong Bikini!
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11 Weird Deaths
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Anne Winters in the Hottest Bikini Outfit
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Rumer Willis in a Bikini!
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Trey Lance is Still in Liv Cowherd’s Comment Section
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Opening the Pool Fail
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Capacitors Exploding Like Firecrackers!
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Riding A Jet Ski On The Road!
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Weird Bendy Balloon Robot Might Save Your Life. .
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Danica Patrick’s New Boyfriend!
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Bowling Fail is a Bowling Win
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Demi Lovato tries to cause a stir, gets shut down
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Salma Hayek is the Bionic Woman
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Nick Bosa Gets a Lap Dance During His Debut on His Girlfriend Jenna Berman’s TikTok
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The Jake Paul Knockout!
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Transformer Car
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Alexa Asks Woman To Literally Kill Herself!
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Disturbing Hyper Realistic Human Flesh Accessories!
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Johnny Depp says new evidence proves his side of Amber Heard fight
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Dillon Danis Wants to Fight Jake Paul
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Dog Walks Through Car Wash for a Massage
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Modern Technology Helps Old Guy Meet His Lost Love
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Archie Karas, The Man Who Gambled $50 Into $40 Million, Only To Lose It All!
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Survey Says – McConaughey Would Win Governor Race in Texas
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Paige Spiranac Went Curly to Debate Which Sport Has the Best Athletes
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Ask Him About his Ninja Disguise
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5m Long Tiger Shark Almost Eats Diver
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3-Point Record Holder Gets Owned
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Nude Models in a River Baptism
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Charli XCX Bikinis!
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Lindsey Vonn’s Thong Workout
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Best Job Ever – Hugging Baby Goats….Yes…I like Animals More than People
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Urkel Would Need to be High to Dress like Urkel Again
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Paris Hilton has PTSD After Sex Tape
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Kendall Jenner in Leather Pants
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Kim K in a Braless top
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Chris Evans Drunken DM to Lizzo
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10 Hot Selling Video Games
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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I Love Cam Girls! They are Fun.
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GROW YOUR DICK! IT IS SMALL!
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Margot Robbie Rollerblading
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Hailey Bieber in a Black Dress for a Wedding…
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Angourie Rice in a Magazine
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Madison Beer in a Sheer Bra Top…
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Kelsea Ballerini in Green Dress
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Cindy Crawford in Jeans…
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Portia and Ellen Being Dykes…
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Rat Cow in Leather Pants
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Carrie Underwood at Country Awards
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Kim K Titty Top
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Jasmine Sanders Forgot her pants
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Lili Reinhart & Madelaine Petsch Dog Walking
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Amanda Seyfried Photoshoot
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Heidi Klum Streeet Walker
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Donna D’Errico. Hot in a Red Dress
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Avril Lavigne – Making out with Bella Thorne’s old handler
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Emily Blunt Legs!
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Vanessa Hudgens Hot at an Event
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Kristen Bell in White Tanktop
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo To Mouth
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Strap On Fun
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Mental Monday
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Dildo Show
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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TikTok Show
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No Chance…
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Clear Dildo!
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Just a Couple Bitches Sniffing Each Other Like Dogs
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Lingerie Dildo Ride
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Shaved Pussy
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Pussy Ride Demo
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The Titty Separation Effect
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Pink Dildo Grip
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Changing Room Sluts
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Inny Not an Outty
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Hot TikTok Babe Naked
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Ellie Masturbates
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Bebe Rexha’s Hottest Moment Compilation
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Girl with the Fish
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Tinder Date Doesn’t Believe in Condoms
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Nude Model in Socks Shows Bush
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You Asshole
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BIG FUCKING DILDO
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Amateurs Fuck
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Some Nude Model Named Gabriella Knight
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Tentacle Dildos Scare Me
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How to Survive a Gangbang
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Outdoor Masturbator
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Ass trainer
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2021

Apr

This is How Kourtney Kardashian Sucks Dick of the Day

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Just when you thought Travis Barker couldn’t get any lamer….he goes and sells his soul to the devil that is the Kardashians….you know all their men end up cutting their dicks off or losing their minds….like Bruce and Kanye,…

Here she is giving her best rendition Kim K’s sex tape….only they use fingers now cock…keeping it as classy as rich fucks do….

I’d imagine this would be worse than the plane crash that killed DJ AM….or at least got him back on the crack that killed him…at least that bad for us….

You know, you get a new lease on life and you choose an old mom Kardashian when I am sure there are ample Blink 182 fans eager for barker dick that aren’t the spawn of the devil herself…

Either way, gross people, doing gross things…

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2021

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Wet of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is growing on me, I don’t know if it’s because she shaved and is no longer pushing the hairy feminist queer bi-sexual woke bullshit that turns off basically anyone with a brain because we know how to keep our emotions out of things like race theory, gender theory, all theories….and we don’t throw tantrums when we don’t like what we here…but all that their woke quest is doing is making people with brains say “…oh she’s one of those”…..further discrediting and alienating themselves as the trouble making nightmares they are….it’s like how people think of you believe the Stanford study on masks being ineffective for COVID, you’re a fascist Trumper who must be killed off as a stain on society…while you’re just like “Stanford is a smart person school, we’ll assume their study is fact by smart people, even if it’s not some low level reporter crying about people not wearing masks”…you know what I mean.

Anyway, she’s growing on me, even though I felt she looked like a weird adopted boy…and not some Disney kid sold to the industry…but her hipster artistic nudes are getting better…like this white dress or leotard…all see through…nipples out…I mean it’s good…so I’m about Rowan Blanchard…not grossed out by Rowan Blanchard so I’ve been won over..it happens.

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2021

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Maybe I’m an asshole…or maybe I have a distrust or dislike for the medical industry…but I never subscribed to the COVID nurses as Frontline workers, I thought that was a lot of hype around the virus…and around people just doing their job….because I did subscribe to the fact that nurses or doctors are paid what they are paid to be there in times of crisis as much as in times of goodtimes…but I’d assume most shifts would be those of crisis since Hospitals by definition is where people go in crisis…whether to die, from accidents, disease, etc….

So with every Support the Nurses shit, I’d be like “THAT IS THEIR JOB BY DEFINITION WHAT THE FUCK”…..it’d be like doing a parade for accountants around tax time, or giving the losing team a gold medal because they showed up…like fuck off with this over-hyping….if anything it’s just allowed them to monetize their nudes cuz everyone is guilty about not being a frontline worker while knowing they need them to hook them up to vents or to jab them with the vaccine…it’s all so crazy….but a great way to tap into the emotions of people and get them paying tips on OnlyFans that could probably amount to a year’s salary as a nurse in a month….but if they quit nursing to be sex porn internet stars…they’ll lose that hook…so if anything they are just working as nurses to take the slutty selfie to bait people into paying them….and the whole thing is so un-hygienic…I mean good way to give your PUSSY some fucking antibiotic resistant infection that will bleach their panties…or worse…burn holes in them.

Point being…slutty nurses are alright…but I know their hustle…and that’s alright too….but they don’t need parades for doing their job…they get paid for that!

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Posted in:NURSES

2021

Apr

Katharine McPhee Mom Tits of the Day

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Katharine McPhee was a surrogate from some 80 year old man who had dreams of having one more child because that’s what senility does to you when you’re stupid fucking rich and into mitigating your inheritance across more children so that the original kids get diluted….all while McPhee gets set for life…you know last wife shit….

So in being that surrogate that pretends to be in love with the 80 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith and he was an oil tycoon, but instead a genius record executive and producer who has made so many fucking hits that it is absurd, a good person to change the diapers of when it gets that point, not that he’ll get to that point, because he’ll just pay people to change his diapers while keeping up appearances that he’s not an old fuck to his younger wife because that’s all part of being rich in LA…vanity.

What I am trying to say is new mom, new mom tits, exciting stuff….if you’re into milk filled tits that you know she feeds her husband from because he needs the nutrients..it’s better than his ENSURE…at least the can you drink it from is…you know old dude shits…

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2021

Apr

Iris Law See Through of the Day

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s 47 children, who is hot enough to use her last name for good and not evil, assuming you think being a young model is good, and not evil, because you could argue that it is totally evil because it is basically pushing products that peopled don’t need on people, making them feel like they are missing out if they don’t have said products, all to increase the profit line on evil corporate balance sheets only to find ways to reduce the profit line so that they don’t pay taxes while they find ways to pay off the government to keep pollution-up only to blame the end user for using plastic straws or some shit….you know….but GOOD because you can see her tit.

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2021

Apr

Madison Beer See Through Bra of the Day

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Madison Beer, the product of Youtube that we can assume was planted on Youtube to get in that audience because her generation only listens to Youtube, making it challenging for old fucks with a lot of money to launch careers…I mean they do it on all the reality shows, when they plant their stars in the mix, for America to think they are randomly found in random towns, since TV is a fucking lie….but the youtube version which is likely as easy because Youtube is Google and Google has shareholders and money like money and they all suck each other’s dick in Mykonos or wherever they go on their summer yachts…and collectively – everyone wins….especially Madison Beer…

So despite being Youtube Rich, legit record deal rich, all she’s done the last 3 years has been paparazzi foder walking around with her tits out, and that’s likely FAR more interesting than any of her Youtubes or any of her songs, so I appreciate that she doesn’t take the whole singing and dancing thing seriously…but instead takes the paparazzi seriously…in an era where they don’t matter…she’s keeping them alive…a hero to all except those who get sued by the paparazzi for posting the pics…

I think you can see her nipple in her bra top and her real tree overalls speak to my low income, trailer trash soul…..even if her pussy is too fancy for me…we can pretend she can throw down and wrestle furniture at the trailer park after Uncle brings the deer he hunted home for a feast…right?