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2021

10

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Gets Work of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has finally landed some work!

I don’t know what the work is for, whether she is getting paid for the work, or just hanging out doing photoshoots because she’s got nothing else to do, and that’s the whole basis of her trying to be an influencer….all while failing at being an influencer…even though she’s got rich and famous parents and she gets naked on the internet…which is the recipe for influencer success…which I am not mad about or complaining about, I like that even the rich kids with visibility are trying the low hanging fruit approach to marketing and being sleazy….because they do have budgets to spend on content that could be inspiring, unique, interesting, but they choose getting half naked…it’s pretty funny, or lazy, but what else are they to do..

I wouldn’t go so far as to say Ireland Baldwin is hot in this shoot, because I don’t find her hot, she’s a little too big and scary for me, but I do like to keep track of what she’s up to, knowing she’s unstable and weird but more importantly, that her tits are bigger than my head!

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2021

10

Mar

Chloe East Titties in Vogue of the Day

Chloe East is some new name – at least to me – but I am such a burnout drunken idiot with early onslaught alzheimers or just total disinterest in all things Hollywood because I fucking hate actors and their soulless lying ways….but she’s got her tits out…so I’ll wikipedia this bitch..

So…in 2013 she was in True blood where she played 11 year old Faerie Girl…then in 2016 she was in Liv and Maddie which sounds like some fucking Disney perverse shit…..and that’s abotu it…

The reason she’s in VOGUE, is probably an advertisement presented as editorial, we call those ADVERTORIALS and yes, magazines like VOGUE will let you pay them to feature your talent if you’re rich enough…the rumor is that’s how Hadid launched Gigi’s career…he bought a cover because nothing too expensive for his rat of daughter and her model dreams…

The ad she’s part of is a LENA DUNHAM produced show, so you know it will fucking suck and likely be some WOKE shit for the HBO streaming app..

The premise:


Generation is a dark yet playful half-hour following a group of high school students whose exploration of modern sexuality (devices and all) tests deeply entrenched beliefs about life, love and the nature of family in their conservative community.

Sounds about right for Dunham, she is someone who was rumored to diddle her sister and no one cancelled her for that….

Not to mention, it’s a little weird all these shows are perverted high school stories, instead of perverted college stories, Hollywood likes the teens…who I guess Chloe West is one of…hence the tits out in Vogue, but she’s not an actual teen so that makes it ok…

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2021

10

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I know that there are a lot of identity crisis weirdos out there, whether it’s straight married men deciding that they are gay, now that it’s celebrated, or dudes cutting their dicks off to be women, because that’s their true self, even though that’s not necessarily their true self, they just think it is because they were inspired by Bruce Jenner….but I am not one of those identity crisis weirdos…I know what I like….the only think I like and that is pussy definiton….

I have appreciated cameltoe since the 70s when the girls would wear those short sports shorts jacked up to their necks, it was a simpler time….then through the 80s and 90s when the pussy defining cameltoe wasn’t trending or stylish….I still managed to find some in bathing suits, panties and if I was lucky….leggings and leortards…it was the aerobics era….and I have committed my life work to staring at pussy definition any chance I get, I’d say it was my life work, but it’s more of a passion…and I didn’t actually collect these pussy definitions, I’d just appreciate them in the momey, so not too much to build off of….

BUT luckily, cameltoe is style now, it’s part of the pervert generation, the Jenners and Baldwins of the world are jacking anything they can in their cunts, so it’s not just for perving at the grocery store, it’s for everyday…where bitches basically point to their crotches and say “look at my cameltoe”…which makes this a glorious time for a pussy definiton pervert like me to be alive….so many cameltoes…

Now you may wonder why I care how fat a lip is behind a pair of pants, panties, bathing suits, etc….and the answer is that mystery, the tease, not being graphic makes the experience hotter and more erotic than if they were spread opened and pissing themselves…it’s the subtle “I am a girl…or “I cut my dick off”….or “I am wearing my pussy toe cup they sell on Amazon….and it’s wonderful…

Here’s a bunch of pussies eating clothing!

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2021

10

Mar

Rebecca Black’s Got her Titties Out of the Day

Calm down Rebecca Black, it’s not Friday yet….don’t you know it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY??????!!!!!!….

That’s all I got.

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2021

10

Mar

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer Cleavage

Madison Beer loves showing off her tits, they say she only does it when she’s on her period, because the fuckers swell up and perk up, which is when she strategically sets up all her titty work, but I like to think she’s a set of tits being exploited by herself and I guess the people closest to her for views, because views equal money and America fucking loves money….if you can’t monetize it, then figure out how to monetize it, these fuckers could sell their shit they would, and they technically do, only their feces is less fecal matter and more shitty pop music…

I know that she was designed by her mom for a youtube career and it worked, maybe she had tits in those days, you’ll have to look at her archive, because I only started noticing she existed after she got signed from her Youtube fame and fortunew ith a real label who decided to spend 2 years putting her out in front of the paprazzi so that she existed, possibly teaching her how to sing in the process, before releasing her album..which I guess they did last week,,but who cares about her songs, we’re here for them tits she be showing…

Madison Beer Cleavage

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2021

10

Mar

Kaia Gerber Panties of the Day

Kaia Gerber Panties

Kaia Gerber is out here in her panties, because if you have a social media account, you have to post your panties, you know, to exist in this world…even when your mom is a super famous model and your dad lucked out by sucking the right Clooney dick and tricking him into investing in some Tequila brand because they are rich and love CABO…..or maybe especially if you’re a rich kid with famous and successful parents sine you have everything you need and showing off your body to a bunch of perverts gives you the same validation normal people get when paying their rent and not being evicted or some shit…you know pride…

I do find it weird that as a rich kid with everything you need, becoming a public over-sharer on social media for the masses is not just a thing to do, but a goal…if you don’t need to do it, then why fucking do it….narcissistic fucks….raised by narcissistic fucks…but at least you know what Cindy Crawford’s daughter looks like in panties…something you’d have to beg to get from girls 10 years ago…but they are out here giving it away for free..

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2021

10

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

After being reminded that 73% of COVID deaths were fat fucks, I figure it’s important to drive the point home, that if you want to live and aren’t interested in dying, which from the behavior I see on social media, even though I don’t use social media, you can’t avoid social media, and with the energy I see on social media, where everyone terrorizes and hate the COVID Deniers because they think it is ignorant, that you must be a TRUMPER, thus a racist rapist, which is a fucking joke….

It’s the if you don’t follow the news or listen to the actors who also don’t follow the protocols but insist that you do, since they are tools of the media to manipulate the idiots….trust me, I know idiots…and I see them manipulated….

But yeah, the people who cry COVID, and masks, and social distance, and lockdown are not saying “stop fast food, stop obesity”….because they’ve made calling fat fucks fat fucks illegal…or discriminatory…when we are just tyring to do them a favor..

Now, I am a fat fuck, but I am not here trying to survive covid or anything, I’m more coasting….eating shit and seeing what happens…a Science experiment…but not once in my life as a fat person, from infancy til now, have I thought fat is beautiful or a sign of health..because I am not an idiot…

So get fit, or do what I do and look at fit chicks, gyms are closed and you get in less trouble jerking off to these ones..who I wish did they nude sleifes IN THE GYM…working out…that’s what this is SUPPOSED to be…but isn’t.

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2021

10

Mar

Rita Ora Fishnets of the Day

Rita Ora Fishnets

Rita Ora is in Australia hosting a TV show which to most people would be an awesome way to reinvent herself after a successful career…only no one’s ever heard any of her songs, we just know she had a record deal with Jay Z, has dated some producers, fancies herself a pop star, yes that was me speaking British….put her in the BIN on the TUBE….CHEERIO….Meghan Markle…

I remember hearing that Adam Levine was broke, Maroon 5 basically bankrupt, which would have made the world a better place, only he landed the VOICE and all of sudden mattered, breaking records, getting paid…it was his deal with the devil…

We’ll assume Rita Ora’s on the same kick, hoping that the TV hosting will lead to her finally doing the pop star thing, before it’s too late, since she’s in her 40s at this point….and those awesome tits are starting to sag….you know despite popular belief, she’s white and white people age badly..

THAT SAID…I still find her hot, in her fishnets, not showing enough tit, whether she’s a z-list popstar with a lot of hype around her or not….I will still stare at her titties…even though these pics don’t showcase her TITTIES…

ANd for the record…I fucking hate Maroon 5, let’s forget I wrote their evil and horrible name….when talking about this babe.

Rita Ora Fishnets

Rita Ora Fishnets

Here she is in some weird performance costume…

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2021

10

Mar

Bella Hadid Titty Flash of the Day

Bella Hadid Flash

Bella Hadid is flashing the camera like a college girl after one too many drinks who is about 12 hours away from waking up with regrets she won’t take any accountability for, but instead will turn around and blame the closest dude for making it happen….

Only, instead she’s a rich girl who didn’t have to go to college, because she gamed the fucking system by tricking them into thinking she’s a model despite being a weird, surgery and filtered cartoon of a person….who was never hot….but it whores come from all socio-economic backgrounds….the rich and poor alike can do whore shit like fake flashing their tits to the camera for attention….and I think it is pretty funny that a generation of people’s sole ambition is to become a whore…whether that’s selling nudes, or sugar baby-ing, or becoming an actor…or model to sell product to people who aren’t interested but brainwashed by the whore….their life MISSION is to be a whore….the next Bella Hadid, even if the real Bella Hadid is played out, overrated trash…..

Bella Hadid Bra Lingerie

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2021

10

Mar

Sophie Simmons Tit of the Day

Sophie Simmons

Sophie Simmons is the most expensive KISS memorabilia that there is…because she is the heiress to the KISS empire and when Gene Simmons is dead, she’ll get at least half of his fortunes…

Not to mention, she was created by Gene Simmons’ dick, that I guess he likes you to think is a golden dick, because his sexual prowess was a big part of his marketing….which none of his songs or merchandise can claim as they were just created in his mind…

I am surprised that she’s not more famous than she is….maybe she just had bad timing…because she was on a successful reality show, she is hot, she’s got monster tits, and she’s done racy IG shoots…YET…not quite a Kardashian, which is a good thing, a great thing…but all these people aspire to be Kardashians….and this one’s got what it takes…from budget to the tits…so pay more attention to Sophie Simmons you perverts…..

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