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2021

Mar

Miley Cyrus Does Toxic in the Shower for Britney of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted this shower video as a tribute to her fallen Disney sister Britney who posted a similar video last week to pretend that she runs her social media despite being held in captivity…for everyone to ignore for decades until the woke decided to pick it up as a campaign to be into on social media..

I am ahead of the curve on everything, but since Britney was held captive, I’ve been saying how fucked up a situation it is that all these people go to her shows like she’s not captive…a reminder of how shit people are…

But Miley, who I guess feels she can relate to Britney as they were trained by the same mouse, rebranded as sexual beings who perform, and have had huge successes, probably fears BILLY RAY moving in on her money to buy all the cows he needs at his ranch, even though he’s got his own money, or realizes that her hick family is not the same exploitative rich family as white trash Louisiana dads who would sell their daughter for a pint of Whiskey…you know white trash shit…while Miley came from rich kids life, Britney was the source of the riches and those MILKED until empty…..

Or it’s just a fun excuse to post some shower videos on her social media cuz girl loves being naked and I’m into looking at her naked so we’re clearly in synch…..me and Miley….

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2021

Mar

Josie Canseco Nipple Flash of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the fun and wild party girl, socialite raised by a trashy pro athlete and his hooters wife, who despite being rich, acts like a trashy girl trying to get any and all attention she can, which in this case involves her flashing some tit for the gram….

She’s been doing the model thing for a while now, so it naturally evolving into being some kind socialite party girl makes sense, what the fuck else is she to do with that Canseco money and access, especially since she’s fucking hot…

She’s aligned with shitty youtubers, got into scandals, done that whole thing, and has finally come to this form of showing her tits because flashing tits is so thrilling, it’s not something for trash can girls, or strippers, it is for all girls…no matter how expensive the restaurants she goes to is….

It’s a weird world, but not that weird, since I am all for seeing tits being flashed like I’m at a college party, but from the comfort of my computer screen…zero effort titty flashes are the best…I mean I don’t even know this girl, yet I am being flashed by the girl, no wonder the internet is so addictive.

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2021

Mar

Heidi Klum Cleavage of the Day

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Heidi Klum brought her tits out to promote her husband’s book, because nothing sells books you don’t give a fuck about and will never read like 50 year old model wife’s hot German tits….that must be made in a lab, or a product of German genetic testing two or three generations ago…they call it strategic breeding…which I guess the woke would look down upon, you know the whole Nazi thing, but it’s also called Lebensborn….or EUGENICS….

The book’s description:

Bill Kaulitz (1989), also known mononymously as BILLY for his solo act, is a German singer and songwriter. He is best known for his work as the lead singer of -pop-rock band Tokio Hotel.

Nice to have a wife old enough to be your mom who still looks hot despite being 50 or near 50 who shows her support for your bullshit vanity project because being in a hit band and marrying a hot model isn’t enough for the ego, you need to make a book about it…..and she’s doing the free promo the best way she possibly could, assuming she’s not ready to post videos of her fucking the book, or trying to fit the book into her asshole….the way German BDSM porn would have probably written and directed this campaign…assuming there was ample feces….but instead it’s just tits that look good….

I don’t know about you, but Heidi Klum has been consistently fucking hot and is still consistently hot…even if you know she’s had 300 kids with Seal’s arm sized penis….and we’ve got a lot to look forward to when her near 17 year old daughter turns 18 and keeps them Klum genetics modelling…you’ll have to google her….

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2021

Mar

Possibly Kristen Stewarts Front Hole of the Day

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Apparently there was a Kristen Stewart nude leak that happened, you can google it and find it elsewhere, because I’m not in the business of running a not-for-profit site that gets sued for posting Kristen Stewart’s leaked nudes, she’s rich…and that would be messy…but google man, that big tech company will get you what you need, let them make all their Google money off Kristen Stewart’s back…

BUT I WILL EMBED what is rumored to be a masturbation video of hers posted to another site….

I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot and I never did, so when she came out as a lesbian, it made sense to me, you know she had the scowl on her face her entire career, and no one is quite as miserable as lesbians….at least based on their constant complaining…if you’ve met lesbians, you know how angry they are…

That’s assuming you think lesbians exist, because I know people who know lesbians and believe that they are just perverts who have sworn off men because other women understand their vaginas, can make them cum while mutually masturbating, without having to deal with the asshole male..and all the bullshit that comes with it…

That’s not to say lesbians don’t exist as a concept, it’s just to say that it is doubtful that they were born lesbian and that it wasn’t due to trauma or boredom from men, because by definition women like to breed and need sperm to breed, so if you’re running to a sperm donor to put his sperm in you to make a baby, that’s hardly lesbian…that’s like gay dudes buying a jar of pussy juice as lube…and if you know gay dudes…that would be a hellish proposition to ask them….then there’s the whole lesbian sex toys, that are dick shaped because vaginas are designed for dick…making their case all the harder for a rational human to understand….

NOT THAT IT MATTERS….what matters is that this Kristen Stewart lookalike is out here with her vagina out confusing all the Kristen Stewart fans, because they do exist, I mean she’s a big star despite not knowing how to act, but that inclusivity thing, where you need to cast gays and lesbians to seem woke, inclusive and with-it…allows them to cast her despite her not being the best…which I guess applies to all inclusion hires, these companies saying “don’t hire the best talent, hire the talent that looks best, so long as it’s not the hot chick with her tits out, cuz they’ll end up taking you down for being a creep, go for the darker shades and genderless”..//inclusion…what a farce..

Anyway, whether this is Kristen Stewart or not doesn’t matter, it’s international woman’s day…which is what matters…and nothing says woman than a woman with a organic, or authentic, real vagina…who eats other vaginas…because she likes vagina so much….so we can just pretend.

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2021

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I recently read some bullshit article, since it is International Women’s Day, there are a lot of bullshit articles today, but this one called the pandemic the “SHE DEMIC” because women are harder hit by the pandemic, despite all of us being the same fucking thing, except when it comes to being oppressed, marginalized and victimized, in which case…men don’t understand…

But last I checked, men were under the same lockdown measures, they were under the same job scrutiny where men like women were fired, laid off, etc….only maybe men aren’t as weak, or don’t whine as much on social media, so people don’t see the struggle they go through….but instead decide that men in masks, social distancing, alone, affected by the virus don’t have it half as bad as women, since woman are moms who now have to deal with kids out of school, since dads do nothing when it comes to raising the kids….then women are in jobs like teachers and nurses who had to work through the pandemic in the face of the virus….since men aren’t nurses or in hospitals or schools….it’s a whole lot of bullshit to me…we live the same fucking lives, under the same conditions, with the same opportunities, and the fact that you have tits, makes it easier to fucking monetize..

Anyway, a big trend in the pandemic was ONly Fans, it’s the end of the world, might as well get into porn before it’s too late, cash in on those nudes they take cuz they are perverts…and I am sure the most lucrative of OnlyFans accounts by randoms, not influencers, is the NURSE…because the media has guilted everyone into sympathy, so when you see a nurse trying to cash in by getting naked on the job, because COVID is so stressful and killing so many people, in the “pandemic”…they present us with…finding time to take nudes isn’t a problem…knowing they’ll make more money off pervert dudes into their nurse cunts then they make at their job….

All to say….nurses are the sex workers of the medical field….in this SHE-DEMIC on International women’s day, these nurses seem to have figured it all out…

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2021

Mar

Demi Lovato Hard Nipples of the Day

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Demi Lovato annoys me, in part because she’s not hot, but marketed as hot, which is actually pretty fucking annoying in the world of trying to genuinely celebrate hot chicks, as they consistently become fat homely chicks….but mainly because she wasn’t cancelled for her opiate addition and overdose when she probably should have…

She played the mental health angle, and no one can turn their back on mental health, addiction is a disease, and not some self destructive rich person just into getting high, when she probably should be called out by the parents of the kids who are her fans…because she’s basically saying “it’s cool to have opiate overdoses”…there are no consequences…just a lot of tail between your legs crying about how victimized you are…..

They’ve given her more hype than ever, ADDICT campaigns, and it’s not fair to real addicts out there shooting up with puddle water because they aren’t rich and famous and being fetishized as a “it even happens to the rich”….

Her nipples are hard, not sure if that’s a good thing, but it’s a thing.

Here she is in a swimsuit

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2021

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Shameless Nipple Selfie of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is getting as political as Meghan Markle and Harry’s caged in Chicken Coop they shot their interview in to seem normal or connecting to simple things like raising their own eggs….even though everyone knows to have a fenced in chicken coop is to be oppressive to the poor chickens…but no one’s mad about that, they just see it as a metaphor for how Markle felt in the palace as a royal, it was not the yachting influencer life it SHOULD have been….so many suffocating rules….not that this is about Markle…but it is about CHICKENS and how Ireland wants all Chickens to be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question because they are chickens and don’t need to answer to nobody…but this could just be some woke weirdness that is in reference to some feminist agenda of man hating….to help eliminate men from the world…as she likely has deep rooted hatred for men since her dad’s such an asshole.

Anyway….I envision a world where Ireland Baldwin keeps on showing off her monster tits, tits bigger than your head tits, because she’s over 6 feet tall so you know these are huge…all hard nippled intentionally to get some shine….and that’s what this is about….

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2021

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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I like to blame her father for the ego she has around her pussy, he’s like “you got a real one, so flaunt it, cuz my fake one doesn’t live up to the glory of your front hole daughter”…..

The question is whether her mom tips her off or tells her to jack her pants up into herself for the paparazzi shoot they’ve coordinated to generate some conversations about her since we like cameltoes…which has evolved into a trend by all the young girls since they don’t have minds of their own and follow the leader…and this is the leader…

Or was she just really into the look and feel of her pussy with pants jacked up in it like it was one of her lesbian lover’s tongues, but what do I know and what difference does it really make…

The fact remains these are garbage humans that represent all that is wrong with our society….manipulating the media or their audience into buying shit they don’t need…despite the world collapsing….be sure to buy overpriced made in china ACTIVEWEAR…or some shit…but it is still a pussy made to look fat with the seam of tight pants up inside it…and that’s perfect for International Woman’s Day for us old timer who remember when vaginas used to matter.

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2021

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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Nothing says International Woman’s Day than the one thing that defines a woman….and that is being a mom….unless you’re a new generation woman who was born with a dick…in which case, you’ll have to surrogate and never fully experience what a woman experiences, because to be a mom is when a woman comes into her full form…or some shit…at least that’s what they used to tell you before changing the narrative for population control…not that I ever believed it…because I always saw motherhood as a disclaimer that the women was used…..or at least her vagina was…when that afterbirth was expelled from her…she entered a whole new realm of woman…one that should come with a warning when posing nude online…which I guess it does thanks to the whole MILF thing…

Now, you may not think a vagina that has had a kid is a used vagina, but you’re wrong…it is exactly a used vagina…you just may not be turned off by it because it looks about as meaty as some non-used vaginas, maybe even tighter than some unuesed vaginas, vaginas are all made differently….you may also be drawn to their maternal instinct, knowing they can care for you like they cared for a child, because you are needy and the whole fact that a baby has been through the very place you’re trying to shove your dick in is just minor details…

I mean, we all need moms, just not necessarily on a sexual level, but these moms want you to want them on a sexual level and who am I to get in the way of that…

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2021

Mar

Barbara Palvin Pantsless of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, who I like to think VICTORIA’S SECRET replaced with Stella Maxwell when Palvin used her Victoria’s Secret money to buy all the good American foods she could after moving here at 18 to be a panty model thanks to the model industry not being seen as human traffickers….despite moving women around the world for “campaigns” on the regular…like human traffickers…which I guess goes unnoticed when there are 7 figure contracts attached to the the human being trafficked…even though teams of people have their hands in the pocket taking their percentage….

But yeah, the Hungarian was Hugnry, filled out and Victoria’s Secret was like “no thanks” back when they didnt’ fuck with fat chicsk, only to bring her back when they decided it was time to go plus sized to be more relevant with the young people, they probably even set her up with the Suite Life of Zach and Cody boyfriend she has, assuming it would sell panties to the younger….but this is all speculation…I don’t actually know….but I do know that I never thought she was plus sized and I always thought she was hot…so seeing her pantsless is bittersweet since I can’t see the cunt….

I thought it was international woman’s day…which by default means it’s about the cunt….none of this “i may have small shorts, panties, or fitness gear on…..let’s lose the sweatshirt and make it count…

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