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2021

03

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

You all know what Pussy Wedgies or Cameltoes or Pussy Definition is….I don’t need to draw a diagram, there’s enough visuals of what it is here for those of you who have never looked at a vagina with clothing jacked up in it before….which I am hoping is NONE of you….since they are hot…

NOT TO METION…I do this post every fucking week motherfuckers, why don’t YOU know what it is about…it’s like you don’t even LISTEN to me….assholes…

Anyway, in the era of everyone being a whore on the internet, there’s limited ways for them to be sexual without getting fully naked, and with all the tight pants and skimpy clothing, it’s the new cleavage…

So girls are out here doing what they gotta do to feel hot, to prove they have vaginas, to show you the fatness of their lips for the internet, for whatever reason…and celebs are rocking cameltoes basically ALL the time too…because it’s mainstream, a fashion trend, so dive in and look at some hungry cunt…

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2021

03

Mar

Rihanna Flower Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna was rich as shit before she got herself into this lingerie business but now she’s stupid fucking rich because it has been evaluated at over 1 Billion dollars by FORBES, which could be bullshit, but is probably what it is worth, in this era of celebs selling crap direct to consumer, eliminating all those middle men, taking all that profit…..marketing is a hell of a drug….and I guess money is…

She’s partnered with the same people that do FABLETICS with Kate Hudson and SHOEDAZZLE with Kim Kardashian, just out here making billionaires off trash…that replaces the traditional trash people used to buy….like Victoria’s Secret…who will likely try to buy the brand off FABLETICS when they decide it’s their only hope of survival…so that rihanna and her hundreds of millions can sleep easy knowing she’ll never go hungry in her mansions…

THe best hting about the collab, or the brand, is that it’s lingerie, so Rihanna as part of her deal stars in the shoots, which may not be the same hot alien faced Rihanna of our youth, not that I was young when Rihanna came up, but it’s still a more mature, thicker, and bustier Rihanna….that I guess they knew she’d be when they sourced her in BARBADOS like a bunch of Human Traffickers…

What I am saying is that…I’ll stare at Rihanna in lingerie as she sells lingerie to make those billions…she deserves it…you know, since she’s Rihanan and not some Kardashian crap..

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2021

03

Mar

Sophie Simmons Booty of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is potentially the most VALUABLE KISS collectable for the KISS fans out there who like to jerk off to other things that GENE SIMMONS has made with his semen….not that his music or brand identity as KISS was made by his semen…but I do know Sophie Simmons was…

I did just google KISS collectables, because this era of insanity involves people selling POKEMON cards for millions of dollars, Unboxing Baseball cards as grown ass men and making millions of dollars, or selling animated GIFs as DIGITAL art for millions of dollars….so I figure some ROCK ICONS like KISS must have some MILLION dollar MERCH….and they don’t….

The best I found was a $31k autographed rehearsal paper….where 10 people are watching….and 12k Paul Stanley Hat that 70 people are wathching….and based on my calculations, Sophie Simmon’s piss is worth more than that and NOT even in VIDEO on her ONLYFANS….but in the fucking toilet….everytime she flushes since she’s 1 of 2 heirs to the KISS empire…

She’s been trying to do the IG model thing for a while, she has big tits so I am surprised she hasn’t pulled it off, I am sure I could help her with both the big tits and her instagram model work…but mainly with the big tits….which apparently she’s turned her back on, as she’s clearly trying to show off her ass….in bike shorts which are far less gay when on a rich socialite reality star celebrity kid than some weekend warrior dentist in line at Starbucks for his post ride smoothie..

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2021

03

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens recently revealed to the world that she lets some Major League Baseball player put his bat up in her….and like all girls getting fucked right…she’s happy….I think it’s called DICKMATIZED…but I could be wrong, with a 2 inch penis, which is convenient for times when you need to hide your erection, the whole DICKMATIZED thing doesn’t actually happen…so it’s all foreign to me..

HOWEVER, Hudgens has been horny since she got her start, so seeing the 30 year old version of her, with it’s fake tits, being humped by some chick, now that she’s an INFLUENCER is just the state of the world…

But I will say, I’d rather see her doing this, than her not doing this, because I think she’s hot, bolt ons and all, but I’ve liked her since her first leaked nude scandal because at the time it was innovative and different and naked…before everyone was doing it…and she didn’t even get fired by Disney….MAGICAL…

I don’t know why her friend is so fucking horny for the social media, this bitch is like a retard girl who can’t get enough fuck, just rubbing up on things and humping the air like we did in high school thinking it was funny…while she’s clearly doing it hoping the active wear are. tight enough to make her cum…at least that is the storyline…

It is pretty funny that she has a friend so hyped on her, we call those groupies, who love the a-list attention so much that they can’t get enough of the a-lister, making cameos on their social media as the sexual predator who won’t stop humping her fucking leg….even if it’s consensual it’s weird….but hot to me and that’s what counts…

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2021

03

Mar

Amanda Cerny’s Holding her Tit of the Day

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The most impressive thing about Amanda Cerny is thaat despite being a nude Playboy model, which is how she got her start, whether you find her a hot Playboy model or not is irrelevant, the girl got naked in an era of naked alienating you from mainstream work….

Only to launch on VINE with a bunch of lame VINE dudes who were paid way too many millions for their jokes, because they needed the hot chick costar, and she was the hot chick costar – so she fully reinvented herself from being that nude Playboy chick…..

So brands, despite her being a PLAYBOY chick were all for giving her work, because they never GOOGLED her to see she was a nude model, the tarnish or scarlett letter that normally gets you blacklisted…

ANYWAY…she’s now selling premium content, which despite being a nude model from inception is non nude….which makes zero fucking sense…but dudes be PAYING though…

I don’t know if this is a sample of that confent, but she’s dancing, holding her tit, has a fit body so whatever it’s from, it’s worth looking at.

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2021

03

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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As a fat fuck, I can say that fitness is wonderful….at least to look at and probably to be…because fat is disgusting, OH NO FAT SHAMING DESPITE BEING FAT WHICH GIVES ME THE OK TO RECLAIM FAT JOKES AS MY OWN WAY OF EMPOWERING BEING FAT….

Fat whether you like it or not, is a sign of laziness, being some sloth glutton who eats way too much junk because it tastes so good, and drinks too much too, and the idea of fitness is boring to you because it requires effort, plut since everyone is fat, you can still get laid, probably with other fat people, at least until your dick gives out because fat doesn’t really equate to high sex drive and raging boners…

The reality of it is that you should want to be fit, more energy, longer and better life without all the meds they shove down everyone’s throats to keep them alive longer than they should, plus if this is really the dawn of the apocalypse you may want to learn how to run, climb, jump, hand to hand combat, all things done better when you’re not a fat fuck….

Yet, society is designed for you to be a fat lazy sick consumer…good job society…

Luckily, there are ladies out there who still think being fit is good, who know it helps their minds as much as their body, plus it makes them look better naked, and since they’re getting naked, they should invest in things that make getting naked better….

Not all these chicks are fit, some are too fit, but the key is that they think they are fit, are trying to be fit, or they are fit…and that makes them better than all us fat fucks…because in an era of fat fucks everywhere, normalizing and rewarding fat fucks, being a fat fuck is still fucking failure…

So here’s some fitness that’s really just a bunch of nudes that don’t showcase fitness at all..

WORKS FOR ME….

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2021

03

Mar

Taylor Momsen Nude Again of the Day

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I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is naked in this campaign or effort to promote her new album, obviously it is to get noticed or to make some noise to try to sell the new album after a few years of forgetting who the fuck this WHERE ARE YOU CHIRSTMAS bitch was….and the key to getting noticed is getting naked….

BUT in an era where EVERYONE is getting naked all day everyday, her naked efforts should be amplified because I can’t even see butthole in this…

It’s like she hasn’t been on the internet the last 3 years, or hasn’t seen what other Child Stars trying to reinvent themselves are doing….

It’s this lazy nude effort, in an era where a lot of girls are less coddled, rich and are MORE hungry than she is…getting naked aggressively while she’s thinks a basic nude with her hair covering her tits cuts it…

Again, I have seen basically every popstars asshole, and popstars are candy coated hostess twinkie fucks…meaning the pop ROCK AND ROLL version should be a little darker, more mysterious and HARDCORE…

So going into this nudity rabbit hole that always ends with an ONLYFANS account is off to a shitty start, but at least she’s naked, I guess….

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2021

03

Mar

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I think I like to sleep in on Wednesdays to avoid doing the WET SPOT post, because it typically grosses me out when looking for the WET SPOT pics, however, I will say that I probably got in on the WET SPOT trend early, because since I’ve started doing them, there’s been hotter girls doing the whole WET SPOT thing…I am such a trendsetter, no one’s ever heard of, thus not a trendsetter at all…

I actually just started doing the WET SPOT because it was a gross take on the whole clickbait lists you see on other sites….TOP 30 WET SPOTS…because if you thought I wasn’t ad friendly before – I AM NOT AD FRIENDLY NOW…

Even though we are a woke generation of not being allowed to judge a woman for her wet spot, or her posting her wet spot, it’s feminism, just not when it is on a site called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…

I am not some pussy scared of pussy secretions, I get the allure of an excited wet pussy, but when it’s a photo of a random woman’s wet spot, it could be misconstrued as being a yeast infection of vaginitis or anything but a horny freshly orgasmed cunt…

So some wet spots turn my stomach, but if there were here in person, I’d be wrist deep in them…obviously….WET PUSSY MATTERS….WET PANTIES…not quite as much but still matter.

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2021

03

Mar

Customer VS Clerk and Other Videos of the Day

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Tractor

Water Tower Demo Fail

Saudi Highway Racing

Dad Giving Daughter Driving Lessons

Giant Wasp Nest

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2021

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My body my choice…unless it applies to the vaccine, in which case “DO WHAT WE TELL YOU OR YOU ARE A HEATHEN TO SOCIETY”….TRYING TO KILL IT FOR US ALL..”….

I am not an anit-vaxxer, get vaccinated if you want, I am an anti-mandetory vaccine person because if we want to trust our own immune system, I think that’s a fundamental right….

Not to mention, all the “did you get your vaccine” type people are either old fucks scared of dying, so they lock down the young who aren’t dying of COVID despite the consequences….trusting what they are told blindly…

I saw that Ben Stein shared his negative effects from the second Moderna vaccine:

Covid booster: be aware#COVID19 #Moderna pic.twitter.com/IDoP2CsK31

— Ben Stein (@BenStein1944) March 2, 2021

And people are calling him irrepsonsible, or fake news, or a trumper, all because he is telling his first hand account of a negative vaccine experience….all while being one of the best characters on TV as the Science teacher on the Wonder Years, which is the best show ever to be on TV….

Instead of just saying “Damn, Ben Stein had a bad vaccine experience”….

Then there’s the TEXAS opening thing, no one is like “AMAZING, LETS GET BACK TO NORMAL”…they are all “TRUMP THIS” or “TRUMP THAT”…when TRUMP isn’t even around….and WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS…they should wait until no cases of a virus that doens’t kill very many people…

CONDITIONING MAN….

Don’t be an idiot….

Don’t listen to celebs are pushing vaccines, like they are skinny teas or protein powders on Instagram, clearly not for free, since they don’t do anything for free…

BUT NO ONE…is telling you to stop eating garbage food like the lazy pig slob you are….even though that is KILLING you…

DO WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU….I mean isn’ that the foundation of AMERICA…doesn’t everyone do what is best for themselves, including big pharma,, the government, etc…

THIS IS NOT A CONSPIRACY SITE…I like to preach fun and titties…but damn…this is tedius…

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