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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about the COVID lockdowns, despite how absurd they are, the whole “don’t see your family cuz you may kill your granny”….”Christmas is Cancelled” ridiculousness….has really taught us how fragile life is, knowing that if we were 85 years old, we’d probably have a chance of dying from COVID, but since we’re not, we can just pretend we are scared to get out of any real responsibilities, except maybe taxation…

But the nice thing about COVID is seeing that when all is taken away, at least on a social level, people are still money obsessed, money grubbing cunts, into fetishizing rich people as they try to be rich people, by selling pics of their pussies to random dudes who pay to see their pussies, solidifying what we’ve all known, but never say, and that is that we are all whores, some are just more literal…

Because even in a Pandemic people want to be big shots with expensive things to make other people jealous, on some Kardashian or Youtuber level, which is why I welcome the GREAT reset, because people are fucking disgusting…

I’ll still look at their pussies…

But disgusting at their core of who they are…but maybe I just don’t get it since I’ve always s thought money was a waste of time, hence starting a site called DRUNKEN STEPFATHER that no ADVERTISER anywhere would ever attach themselves too….even now that everyone is a pornostar…

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Brie Larson Gives Stretch Instructions to the Perverts
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Susana Giovanardi in a Bikini!
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Salma Hayek in Wonderland!
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Top Black Nude Actresses
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Girl Tries To Imitate A Dragon, Sets Her Face On Fire!
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Weird CGI version of Rugrats coming to TV!
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Squirrel Tries To Steal Bird Food, Gets The Ride Of It’s Life!
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Biker Crashes And Stands On Car’s Roof!
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How Further Back In History Would The English Language Be Still Recognizable?
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Trying Out Surströmming, The Infamous Rotten Fish In A Can!
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Hot Model’s Nude Shoot in Tulum
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Thank god that the world is fighting the good fight so that Mr Potato Head is no longer Mr Potato Head…but just Potato Head…to which Mrs Potato head is probably pretty supportive because she always fancied herself someone who hated gender norms….a pansexual…who only wants a husband who is gender neutral….and who can swap out his dick for a cunt….that’s the whole point of Mr Potato Head…the first crossdresser around….

GOOD WORK HUMANITY….this is the important shit we need to be talking about, the conversations we need to be having, to be progressive as a society of idiots…you bored motherfuckers…..

RIP Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker and dogs…it’s always a sad story when the victim should be the celebrity not their staff or cute puppies…

I don’t know why people listen to celebrity- they are paid liars…professional liars and don’t mean anything they say…it’s just what agendas they are told to push.

All this activism online, is not REAL…it’s memes and clickbait and the people who fall for it…are just loser normals who think TV is intereactive now that it’s called the internet….and I guess it is…but choose to interact with nudes over internet woke activist liars…the nudes are less annoying!

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Salma Hayek in Wonderland.
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Smokeshow Bellator Fighter Diana Avsaragova’s DMs are Filled With Marriage Proposals
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Madison Beer in Nothing but a Suit
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Cardi B Posted her Stylist’s Boob on Youtube! GOOGLE Supports BOOBS!
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Courtney Stodden Bouncing in a Bikini for the Haters!
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Bikini Girl Weirdness
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Rachel Bush Flexes on Instagram in a Skimpy Bikini
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Sydney Sweeney is Amazing in Vintage
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Chelsea Handler is Skiing Naked
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Couple Flip in the Pool
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Jessie James Decker is Selling Things Topless
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Kylie Jenner in the Mom Jeans
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Lottie Moss Wants to Gag and Choke Now that She’s Gone Premium
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Next Level Skiing Skills…
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Amber Heard Nipple Pokies
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Hailee Steinfeld Getting Licked By her Dog!
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This Boxing Film Was Banned Throughout The World!
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Cute French Girl Tries Imitating American Accent, Is As Adorable As It Comes!
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Another Britney Documentary is On the Way
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Aaron Gordon’s Playmate Girlfriend Goes Topless on IG
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The Hottest Pics of Rihanna
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Help Bella Hadid Find her Dream Man!
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Virginia Gardner in a Super Low-cut Swimsuit!
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Nunchuck Girl vs Candles…
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Cyn Santana is the Hottie of the Day
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The Most Hilarious 2015 NBA Voice Acting Compilation
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Smart Bird
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Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker shot and dogs taken
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McKayla Maroney Taken to the Hospital in Severe Pain
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Barbara Palvin in an Underwear Campaign!
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House Party Twerk
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Today’s Instagram Crush
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Olivia Culpo in Some Revealing Outfit
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Squirrel Tries To Steal Bird Food, Gets The Ride Of It’s Life!
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When Being Stupid Ended Tragically
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Using Colorization And AI Techniques To Bring Back Life To Historical Portraits!
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Weird CGI version of Rugrats coming to TV!
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Les Miles Reportedly Reached a Secret Settlement With a Student Over Sexual Harassment Claims
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The Hamdmaid’s Tale Preview~
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Skier Chris Benchetler Goes Through Some Rough Terrain Like A Boss!
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Truck’s Dashcam Captures A Motorcyclist Crashing!
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How Far Back in History Do You Have to Go to Still be Able to Understand the English Language
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Cara and Poppy Delevingne selling super fun house
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Vanessa Bryant Loves the Idea of Changing the NBA Logo to Kobe Bryant
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Safety First
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Karen’s Spell Fails Against The Power Of A Policeman’s Taser Gun!
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Tahlia Paris Looks Great in Purple and Gold
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Candice Swanepoel is in Activewear Looking Amazing
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Madison Pettis in a G-String Lingerie For Rihanna!
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Tom Holland Pantsless….for the queers…
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The Top 8 Selling Car Accessories!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Montana Cox is Topless on the Beach
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Liam Hemsworth’s New Miley is Fit as Fuck
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Katy Perry in a Purple Swimsuit is Nasty
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Some Dancing with the Stars Bitch with her Legs Out Eating Lunch
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Lady Gaga in Rome While her Dog Walker’s Getting Shot
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Krysten Ritter in Leggings
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Emma Roberts in Pyjamas
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Joanna Krupa Still Alive, Still Hot, In Miami
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Malin Akerman in Track Pants
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Legs in Leggings
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Minka Kelly in JEans
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Kaley Cuoco Hot in a Magazine
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Paris Hilton Hot in Leather Skirt
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Sofia Richie in Leggins
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Lucy Hale Ass in Bike Shorts – With Skeet Ulrich – Who she Fucks…
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Kylie Jenner Dolled Up to Pump Gas like a Clickbait Fame Whore with a Fake Ass She Is
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Demi Lovato is Nasty
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Ambrosio’s Got Long Thin Legs
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Addison Rae’s Gross Ass in Leggings To Show You TikTok Billionaires are Nasty
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Stassie Baby’s BiG tits in a Tight Top
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Kaia Gerber in a Tank Top
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Celebrities Naked in the Movies!
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Thylane Blondeau in a Magazine Shoot Being Trashy…
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Golf Balls for Tiger!
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Underwater Hand Job
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Pammie Lee’s Hot High Rise Titty Video
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Girl Fucks a Bottle
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Tanline Thursday – Bitch Got her Dildo in the Tanning Bed!
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Workout Bike with a Dildo
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Sand Job
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Charrdonnay Young in Bed
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Girlfriend Taking a Shower
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What Happens When You Remove the Shrink Wrap
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LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
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Amateur Fuck
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Skinny and Hot…
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Flooded
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DINNER IS GOOD
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Pornstar Party Crasher!
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Girls Who Strap on Together – Make Money Together!
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Fisting
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What is Under the T-Shit?
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Looking at the Camera while Masturbating…
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Amateur Dick in Mouth in Car
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Motherfucker it is HITACHI Time
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Dildo in Ass Show
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Big Titty Girlfriend
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Young Twerker
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Girls in Lingerie and their ANal Toys
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Tash in a Half Bra
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Pregnant Nude Weirdness
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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Bra and Panties of the Day

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The concept of exclusive content, member’s sites, etc isn’t anything new, perverts have been busting out their credit cards for tits since before the internet existed…they’d by magazines, they’d buy DVDs or VHS, or time at the Peep Show….lap dances…hookers..entrance fees to sex clubs…I don’t fucking know…we are ruled by sex it’s in our nature…

SO….

Jordyn Jones, who is some child dancing reality star, which normalizes children dancing and brings it into the homes of weirdos who watch that shit….has taken her celebrity now that she’s older….and turned it into low level sex work…since it pays.

I mean, what the fuck else is a reality star to do to monetize now that her fan base hate her for not being 7….

She’s gotta find a whole new audience of perverts, like us, to be inappropriate, racy and half naked for…I mean she is a dancer from white trash michigan…selling pics of her in her panties and bikinis is hardly a big deal compared to what she’d likely be doing for money back home…

Jordyn Jones and her inbred looking eyes hasn’t fully immersed herself in the whole sex work thing, what she sells is access to her “CLOSE FRIENDS” IG story, but it’s dippign that toe in and clearly going to determine the next phase of her career, which will be getting naked…the money is too good, she’s already basically doing it, she’s from White Trash michigan where she’d be working the Walmart parking lot after hours giving out handies to trucker or whatever, plus all the girls are doing it, it’s empowering, taking your life into your own hands and making it work for you, without relying on brands or studio execs to give you money….get it from the fans who are there cuz you have a hot dance body….

I say, get it while you can because statistically she’ll be 300 pounds in a few years…Michigan white trash destiny will outperform her dancing….you just can’t burn enough calories when you have that cheese puff addiction…

All this to say, she’s pretty hot….as she figures out sex work pays and that people are only here to stare at the body…

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2021

Feb

McKayla Maroney Cleavage of the Day

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I just saw that some perverted fuck Gymnastic Coach has killed himself a few hours ago after being busted for being involved in Sexual Assault and Human Trafficking of US Olympic Gymnasts with piece of shit Larry Nassar…

So what better way to celebrate the demise of a fucking creep fuck than to post one of the most famous, at least for being one of the hotter, Olympic Gold medalist heroes who was paid off after being diddled by Nassar, something that probably shouldn’t be an option for the diddlers to do, you know pay a girl off for molesting her when she was a kid….while the other Gymnasts testified againse the motherfuckers….

I still blame the parents who drink the Olympic Dream KoolAid and ignore the obvious signs that grown men working with teen girls at gymnastics are likely dudes who get off to teen girls doing gymnastics…otherwise they’d work real jobs….

So this guy – John Geddert – was the owner of some famed gym…they say he used force, fruad and coercion against the young girls…..as he abused them (sexually) into “winning”….for their country or some shit…

The complaints against him were from 2008 to 2016 and clearly he was guilty, hence the whole suicide thing….so good riddance you sick fuck…8 years and he didn’t get stopped…8 years of parents ignoring the signs…how many girls did this fucker fuck with…too many….

“Geddert is facing 14 counts of human trafficking-forced labor resulting in injury, six counts of human trafficking of a minor for forced labor, and one count each of continuing criminal enterprise, first-degree criminal sexual conduct, second-degree criminal sexual conduct and lying to a peace officer during a violent crime investigation.”

Where were the fucking parents? Oh right, drinking the Kool Aid that their baby was a natural talent who would win an Olympic gold and be set for fucking life….because the values of our society are fucked…

So now, look at McKayla Maroney’s gymnast, victim of sexual assault, possibly by this dude, definitely by the other dude, cleavage since she’s in her 20s now…

Titties to celebrate weirdos who choose to work closely with Teen Girls taking themselves out after finally getting caught…

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2021

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is a celebrity rich kid from LA who you can assume, with confidence, is a garbage human being with little or nothing to offer the world…but who doesn’t realize that because her generation as a whole are garbage humans…all spoiled, coddled, who think the world revolves around them, and when they do bullshit activism like retweeting some trending activism, they’ve got depth….

But the good news is that they are all exhibitionists, into sex, porn, and sexualizing themselves for attention, which for whatever reason is made better when they are vapid little rich kids, because they don’t need to be out there trying to get jerked off to to get ahead…they can get ahead without it, since they started ahead…

Her mom is Drew Carey Show’s Kate…who was also on SCRUBS when people watched sitcoms…and sitcom stars got paid more than movie stars…so it means her “look at my tits, I don’t wear a bra, but look at my tits, even if they are small tits, they are still tits”….for likes and follows to get people to notice her or listen to her music is all fucking lazy.

She could EASILY get 10k out of her mom to make some real groundbreaking contnet, but instead…MIRROR SELFIE WITH MY NIPS HARD…

I don’t mind it, she looks good to me, but why settle for being like everyone else, when you can actually do something interesting….mirror selfies are clickbait…we want substance…or at least her spread asshole in the mirror selfie…titties in a tank top aren’t nearly racy enough to have major impact…

Step it up, stop the yard.

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2021

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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As it turns out, people like showing each other their assholes, the theory is once the asshole is sent in a nude selfie, you’ve basically seen all that the girl sending the selfie has to offer on a superficial level, I mean sure there’s so many endless possibilities of what you could ask her to partake in, but seeing the asshole is that “you’ve seen it all, now let’s get serious”…which is why I say it is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

The asshole’s popularity is pretty funny, I mean maybe its some freudian analysis of the ANAL generation of people coddled in ways to make them really into anal…maybe it’s the everyone being gay…or the fact that you can’t get pregnant in the ass unless you’ve damaged the asshole/vagina barrier…or maybe people just like the feeling of shitting so much, that doing it sexually, is euphoric…I don’t know, I just know the asshole unites all of us assholes, as we all have assholes…and there’s some “we’re in this asshole shit together” in that…

The Thong, is a poorly designed underwear, since you’d think covering the asshole, where SHIT comes out of, would be the IDEAL orifice to cover, but those pesky panty lines and the stigma around other panties, which look as hot as the thong, have made women everywhere smear their assholes on their pants, in a “Why even where underwear” kind of way…sure to catch the vagina discharge but is that really the only reason for panties? I don’t know..

What I do know is that showing asshole is popular, thongs don’t cover assholes, wearing a thong bikini or underwear is considered clothing, so this is the NON NUDE asshole flash…..on a clothed girl…not being slutty…but rather a victim of the thong design….and I like it.

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2021

Feb

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

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I have zero interest in Riverdale, it’s a garbage show that has garbage writing and that was meant to be a 90 minute TV movie or after school special, but has instead been dragged out into 5-6 dumb fucking seasons of nonsense…

I don’t watch it, but I’ve seen it and was offended by it every single time…but mainly because they cast two pigs to play Betty and Veronica….Veronica, is some hispanic or Mexican with no neck, while Betty is a 200 pound clunky pile of shit…and the ONLY thing good on the show, or that we can take from the show is this one….Maddy Petsch…who plays Cheryl Blossom..

She’s got a hot body, tits, an ass….and that’s really all you can ask for, especially from a redhead, who as a species are usually pretty gross to look at, looking all Cheetos dusted and pale…but every once in a while that pale redhead comes through looking like a china doll you’d stick in your ass while jerking off, rather than throwing in the basement and hoping it dies off because it must be some kind of demon…you know GINGER things….because Gingers historically have been killed off for being seen as demons sent from hell…I’ve seen WILLOW, love me some midget fantasy storylines from the 80s, and that whole movie is based on the ridding the world of evil ginger baby….so it’s obviously historical fact that a hot redhead like this is a rare and coveted thing….

This is apparently her second collection with FABLETICS, Kate Hudson’s brand with the people who own Rihanna Savage Panties, and it’s some hot activewear worthy of jerking off to…so jerk off to it…

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2021

Feb

Katy Perry’s School Bus Driver Body in a Swimsuit of the Day

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This is not some kind of Grimace sighting on the beaches of Hawaii…it’s not purple Volcano that is about to errupt…but her thighs may make her mom pussy burst if she tried to close her legs…

It is Katy Perry’s post pregnancy body, where her pre-pregnancy body looked like a post pregnancy body, so her post pregnancy body never stood a fucking chance of looking like anything but a 45 year old mom at the public pool trying to burn some calories to justify the entire cake she ate the night before…

Jut way too middle of the road, old as shit mom body for me…and hopefully anyone else out there who can see beyond big tits, cuz I know some of you are staring at the tits and into this lunch lady who sneaks one too many fries when plating the lunches than she should….and that’s disgusting…you are disgusting but most importantly…KATY PERRY is disgusting….

She has money, teams of people, the ability to not be a monster…yet she chooses this look…and that’s the fucking issue…those thighs…terrifying.

This is woman who is not trying very fucking hard to live that FIT life…doesn’t she scroll instagram or watch the youtube pre-roll ads…I mean get it together you demon cunt with those demon thighs!

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2021

Feb

Kendall Jenner Thong of the Day

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Kendalls Ass looks good in this skimpy bikini, but the bitch is part of the worst fucking family in the history of the world, that is taking into account all of the most horrible families in the fucking world, and they lead in being the worst family in the world, by a LOT…

Them taking advantage of the state of the world, isn’t really something to blame them for, I mean society was waiting, as gaped and ready to be fucked by the team of Kardashian Jenners and their DIRECT MARKETING approach to their existence….

BUT they are still terrible money grubbing ugly people who push consumerism and products people don’t need for profit…while getting fake asses, tits and faces and in Bruce’s case…a vagina…all to keep the public dumb and injected with filler and I guess cock..

They aren’t interesting, funny, or a real contribution on a cultural level..they are worse than fast food, they but they get paid and for whatever reason…people are into that…I guess the moral code and values of our people is pretty fucking non existent now that God and Community is dead…so together with their VAPID leaders…they get to continue being vapid….and earning..

So her ass looks good, but it’s likely not even her ass, they are liars, they are scumbags, they are trash…no matter how many billions they’ve sucked out of the world with Kim’s vaccuum bag he calls her twat….

Then there’s the slutty hotel selfie from whatever Sheraton Kendall and her billions is getting fucked, or fake getting fucked cuz she’s actually a LESBIAN….who needs to pretend to date athletes to keep their mooching family plans alive…

On her screen is the words “HOW TO STEAL THE WORLD”….which may mean something to someone out there, it could be code for something, BUT….it’s also an old movie about a group of Scientists who go missing…so is Kendall telling us something she learned at the illuminati meeting with Satanists where they sacrificed Kanye?

I think she’s too empty and useless to be involved in any sort of warning society of what’s to come…but it’s nice to think she’s doing her part to save the world with her whore selfies for attention…that were likely initiated by her mom…making it all the weirder…

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2021

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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What the fuck am I going to say about tanlines, I should put up a poll where you tell me what I should write about tanlines, because I’ve already said it’s hot, it’s slutty, it frames the good parts and reminds us that we’re seeing what the sun didn’t see….it’s the best accessory…like smoke signals saving people lost in the woods….or lights on the RUNWAY….guiding us to the areas of a woman’s body we should probably put our mouths…

But as inspiring and hot as Tanlines are…I have nothing to really say about them because week in and week out it’s just a bunch of fucking tanlines…clickbait for you to click on…so get clicking you click fuck.

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