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2024

10

Jun

Probably Not Alicia Vikander’s Hot Nude Scene From a Movie of the Day

This is potential a clip from Alicia Vikander’s movie, featuring some titty and hand in panties, RACY but it’s probably not her.

The movie is one of those SELF SHOT kind you send your boyfriends, lovers, paying subscribers or randoms when you crave attention, you know better than the whole Hollywood movie that we discovered Vikander through.

She was the naked SEX BOT AI ROBOT chick in some movie about evil SEX BOT AI ROBOT chicks killing their creator to enter the world using their computer brains…reminding us that SEX BOT AI ROBOT chicks will be a game changer for humanity, making women obsolete, which is sad to us nostalgic types who like the unstableness of a woman and who like the constant rejection for sex from women, it makes me want it more…but I guess you can program the sex robot to behave that way…to reject your advances and to call you a loser but it seems like a bad use of that investment, just running to the bathroom to jack off to the sex robot that shamed you because it’s the only sex you know…

Anyway, Vikander is with Michael Fassbender and looks good in her latest role that may be old, may not be her, I don’t know anything about this clip..

Posted in:Alicia Vikander

2024

10

Jun

Chelsea Handler Promotes her Hawaii Tour with her Ass of the Day

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Chelsea Handler may be a vile piece of shit, but she’s also promoting herself by using the body part where she actually produces her vile pieces of shit…just a different kind of vile pieces of shit, but from the same vile pieces of shit…which brings up a very important philosophical question and that is if a vile piece of shit takes a shit, is it’s a more pure and disgusting form of shit than if some pure and wonderful thing produced a shit, not that pure and wonderful women shit, that asshole’s just a second vagina for when they are on their period or something to lick on or stick your finger in when you’re looking for something to do with your hands…

Point of the story, Chelsea Handler is using her ass to promote things and she’s definitely A LOT too old for sexualizing herself, yet here she is doing it for clicks, because these people are all fucking mental….

But you’re also mental, and probaly want to handle her with your hands…wear her like a glove baby, wrist deep.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2024

10

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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We call this working hard for the pension….

Working hard for the high hourly / salary wage healthcare workers get…

Working hard while waiting for the next pandemic to make them heroes again….

Not caring about getting caught or fired because they are unionized, there’s a shortage of labor, and they’ll never get fired, even if they use medical instruments as dildos, in medical beds with dying patients…

The internet is weird, but that’s only because people are weird, especially nurses who produce porn on the job because caring for people is their duty, and that includes caring for people’s boners too….

It probably makes getting sick fun….but it’s probably caused by the whore parasites these girls get through eating shit…since nurses are all knee deep in shit all day…

Either way, working is for suckers if you can’t produce porn for your subscribers from work….maximize earnings.

Posted in:NURSES

2024

10

Jun

Jessica Alves is the Instagram Of The Day

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Jessica Alves is based in Florida, but since I am so cultured and well travelled, so worldly and connected to the world, I know that Alves is a Brazilian name….so it’s very possible that she’s a Florida immigrant from Brazil…

Since 99 percent of Florida immigrants are from South and Central America…it only makes sense that they take on the American dream, one half named, ripped fit body picture at a time….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to social media influencers, or personalities, or pretty much anyone in front of the camera, you have to remember that the people you’ve known in your life who want to be on camera, or who liked doing skits, or who liked getting the laughs from the class were typically the fucking lamest losers…

At risk of sounding like a horny desperate retard I hope you are staring at tits today…there are so many tits out there need to be stared at…so many big tits….and THONG bikinis…so many thong bikinis too….I hope you are staring at those too…ALL weekend long….

While I stare at the wall in silence awaiting MONDAY’S return to the internet.

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Olivia Culpo’s Before and After Facial Treatment!
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Barbara Palvin Loves Her Bikini!
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Iggy Azalea Goes to Bed!
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18 Items That Will Jump Start Your New Year Detox!
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Stupid driver brake checks a police officer and instantly regrets it
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TBT: Norm McDonald Speaks Too Much Truth For The View
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Uber driver surprises riders with a cute dog
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Bebe Rexha’s Ravishing Curves on Full Display: A Night to Remember at WeHo Pride!
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77 Colorized Images That Show The Roaring Twenties As It Truly Was
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THE BOISE BUMRUSH
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ARTIST OR ATTENTION SEEKER
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What did Jaime Caravaca say? Comedian gets punched on stage by an angry father in viral video
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Reneé Rapp See Through to Nipples!
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Fake pilot crashing plane prank goes badly wrong
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Charli XCX Takes the Cover of The Face Magazine!
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Adorable little lion cub gets harassed by its father, stands up to him
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Sommer Ray/ Red Lingerie and Black Boots Chic
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Tourist Takes The Quick Way Down The Mountain
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Pranking women by saying “great rack”
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Former NBA Player to Represent USA in Beach Volleyball in Paris!
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“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush
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Chrissy Teigen’s Topless Selfie!
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Sara Sampaio Goes Blonde!
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Horrible family visiting the Royal guards keep touching the tussel on their swords
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Exploring some rather amazing magic tricks
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Super model Rachel Pizzolato … revealing in a swimsuit show!
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Anastasia Karanikolaou in a sexy bikini on her beach vacation in Mexico
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Former NFL WAG Kristin Cavallari Sells Her Wares!
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Compilation of the worst gym fails on the internet
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Rebecca Hall See Through to Pasties at the 2024 Circle Awards!
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What did Ms Rachel post? Popular kids creator issues response to boycott backlash over Pride Month video
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19 Design Fails That Will Make You Cringe
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Candice Swanepoel’s Red Hot Summer!
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NO CHANCE
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Maya Jama’s Seductive Photo Shoot: Braless in White, Teasing with Her Curves
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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES
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Climbing An Electric Substation Is Never A Good Idea
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Charlotte McKinney Makes Waves in Tiny Bikinis!
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Ass Shot (GIF)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Stays in Bed!
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Absolutely hilarious fails at the beach
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Magnet fishers end up finding $100,000 in cash
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Paige Spiranac Leaves the Blonde Life!
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Bhad Bhabie in black thong (pokies)
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Elle Fanning – Seen out in Soho
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Renee Rapp – Some type of photoshoot for something called Them
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Amandla Stenberg – Interview Magazine
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Multiple Sets from Variety Magazine – Actors on Actors Issue 5
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Kelli Berglund – Some type of horned up on a couch photoshoot
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Dua Lipa – Some type of concert Photoshoot
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Zendaya Coleman – The Zendaya Edit Collection by On
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Riley Keough – Sorta SeeThru for the Gotham TV Awards in New York
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Heidi & Leni Klum – Bikinis in Cap d’Antibes
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Meghan Trainor – Visits the SiriusXM Studio in Los Angeles
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Victoria Bonya nude and leaked
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Khloe Kardashian Bares All: Raunchy Photo Shoot by Greg Swales Exposes Her Big, Bare Boobs and That Famous Big Ass!
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Lissa Mendez Loose Blues Zishy
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Hot Tub Couple!
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Nudity from Cynda Williams and Maria Ford in Black Rose of Harlem (1996)
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Yu Tano Busty Japanese Newcomer
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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless!
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Preeti and Priya Strip and Masturbate!
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Sofia Deluxe Endless Curves Scoreland
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Saving Sea Life
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Making Daddy Proud
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ASIAN BOOBIES! (GIF)
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BENEFITS OF MOISTURIZER
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Boundaries Explored: Navigating Consent and Safety in Heavy Fetish
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Walk In Front of Family Vs Crush!
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Kentucky Cousin Things
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Kai Turner A Talent For Bouncing XL Girls
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Putting the Dildo In!
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Happy Birthday Amalia Davis!
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Shanie Gaviria SCORE Super-Stunner
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Xandra Pohl topless and sexy
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Malina Melendez is The Alcumist!
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Helene Trobec Be Sexy Or Not Zishy
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You Wanna be a Pornstar? FOR REAL?
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Riding to Bounce City
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Magdalena Wieczorek: full-frontal nudity in episode 4 of Prosta Sprawa
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Hispanic teen fucked hard
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Naughty Mirror Selfie!
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Horny redhead doesn’t shy away from a rimjob and a hot creampie
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Top Rated Fetish Live Cam Sites of 2024
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Busty Aryabella via Suicide Girls
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Let Me Stay With You (Sex Game)
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2024

07

Jun

Britney Spears’ Instagram Admits She’s a Ghost of the Day

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You can’t do an X-Tina post without doing a Britney Spears post because I am stunted, still living in Y2k, I’m the glitch in the matrix they warned you about on Y2k, saying nothing happened as the official storyline, while being the catastrophic event that happened, only too insignificant to notice. You know how it is.

I was always pro-Xtina even though I hated bolt on tits even in the era of bolt-on tits….she just seemed hotter and more fun than big-necked Britney who also had fake tits or maybe it was just some LOUISIANA tit…unfortunately, the way X-Tina sang offended my autism….but there’s a MUTE button for that.

I have been thinking Britney is dead and her account run by AI or a body double, old content repurposed, etc….and now I have the proof.

The handlers who do her Social Media have ADMITTED to being a GHOST asking “why did my body turn into a ghost” in her caption….

BECAUSE YOU DEAD BITCH….

Ok so I’m proud of my white shell ? bathing suit and that I lost 2 inches in my waist !!! This is actually a different edit of my swim suit video but I thought it’s particularly weird … I sort of disappeared through the edit !!! When I shot it I remembered saying I didn’t do anything different why did my body turn into a ghost ? ??? Who knows

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

07

Jun

X-Tina Got Looking Like a Fuck Doll of the Day

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X-Tina Aguilera, who grew into her huge fake tits back when she was in her 30s, decided to starve herself or OZEMPIC herself into that original little body with the bolt on tits the world loved during her pop career…in what was probably the golden age for pop stars at least in this internet generation because those pop stars were the last of that selling CD money making machine and are now packaged as icons…

In being an ICON she’s got a Vegas tour, that she’s dressed in lingerie for, her bolt on tits spilling out, her cameltoe strong…and despite being in her 40s, it’s kind of entertaining if you’re into bimbo blow-up dolls, which for some of you may be all you’ve ever had because real women are scary and REAL DOLLS are expensive….

Posted in:X-Tina

2024

07

Jun

Taylor Hill Gets Racy for a Bikini Brand of the Day

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Taylor Hill may have a stupid haircut but she’s looking hot…

I have a shitty fucking memory, but from what I do remember of Taylor Hill, she was packaged as a not very slutty Victoria’s Secret model. She was young, did a lot of work for their teen brand and despite being half naked, wasn’t like the other models whose tits you’d see in various “fashion” or “artsy” shoots….

She just had less of a whore vibe through marketing, when really they are all probably on the same level of whore, because they’ll do whatever they have to half naked or full naked to keep the top level model dream alive. It’s a competitive industry and they need people who are committed to make it.

So seeing her in this shoot is fun, not because it’s trashy nudity, it’s just lifestyle bikini content of the era shot by what I assume is the most hyped instagram photographer turned legit high paid photograher…. Cameron Hammond

But he did get some tit and ass shots and it’s a nice look for her, even with that stupid fucking haircut..for bikini brand LAVARICE

Posted in:Taylor Hill

2024

07

Jun

Barbara Palvin Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the Hungarian model patsy that Victoria’s Secret used at her first fashion show when she was 18 and the fall guy for Miranda Kerr.

The PR team positioned the storyline to be that Palvin was fucking Bieber after the VS Fashion show, when it was really Miranda Kerr back when she was using Orlando Bloom to elevate her career, before she because the professional sugar baby to billionaire dudes, knowing that billionaires are as annoying as broke dudes, but are billionaires and busy.

Anyway, the brand used her, then dropped her for being too fat for them back when they had standards. She was never actually fat, just fat for model standards at the time, which only a few years later went out the fucking window for inclusivity and whiners of the internet who felt they should be models for just existing…..

Palvin was human trafficked to America for this shit and deserved more respect, not that I am defending fatties, I’m just saying she was hardly a fatty and the fatties they’ve celebrated since her are a spit in her face….even though you’d be into her spitting in your face…or your mouth you sick fuck….I am sure Palvin wasn’t into it at the time.

Anyway, with all fat shaming comes results, ether being less fat or suicide or more fat and off the grid….and clearly she chose less fat.

LOOK she’s in a bikini!

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2024

07

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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The fishnet has such nice image to it. You hear “fishnets” and you think of vintage hookers, 90s strippers, even your wife when she was hot trying to spice things up….maybe I’m a romantic, where I just think of the hot Playboy model in fishnets of my youth, or those days working the drugstore that sold fishnets that I’d steal to jerk off on while thinking of those hot Playboy models in fishnets….

Unfortunately, in my day to day life, the only fishnets I see are on trannies, obese chicks, or awkward Anime watching nerds….the hot chicks aren’t out in fishnets, and since the hot chicks aren’t fucking me, they’re not in fishnets…so ultimately…the internet fishnet is the closest thing I get to hot fishnet content in a world of fishnets being far too accessible for people who have no business wearing fishnets, who happen to be the same people who insist on wearing the fishnets…