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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So if you find a girl who has a sore throat, or IBS or some other silly ailment, and you convince her that the only cure to those ailments based on your extensive research being an internet blogger no one reads because he’s just a shit talker…..is that she sucks your dick…and she proceeds to suck your dick 3-4 times a day for a week, month or even a year….you will go down for being a rapist in the MeToo movement even if you have no authority or experience and you aren’t a Gymnastics Team doctor….all because she’s a fucking idiot sucking your dick three times a day like it’s a vitamin….

BECAUSE YOU are responsible for any and all idiots who interact with you….and when you take what you can from your hanging out with them….YOU are the predator rather than them being the idiot..

So they call them victims, they have victim mentality and they call people who say “couldn’t she google that that is not an accurate way to cure sore throats, IBS, or whatever the fuck”….victim blamers…

This is how stupid we are as a people…..let the dicks be sucked by the idiots who are sucking them…why you trying to change the fucking world bro…

Here’s some MORNING links on a MONDAY

The Big Titty Hockey Goalie in the Snow
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Dua Lipa and her Bag
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Gigi Hadid Pregnancy Bikini Pics
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Miley Requests a Shaved Chest
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Idiot Carrying the Booze
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This Hungarian Tennis Player is Amazing
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Skinny Dipping Friends!
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Julius Peppers’ Wife in a Bikini for Kevin Durant
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Man on Marijuana Murders His Whole Family
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How Cricket Bats are Made – Cricket Bat Soup is What Started Covid.
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The Worst Sporstmanship in History
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Confirm You are not a Robot
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The Metal Falling From the Sky in Colorado is Crazy
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Cam Sluts !
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am in TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME….

Why can’t we have hot chicks that dudes want to jack off to and girls want to aspire to be….instead it’s obese, mutants, wheelchair ridden, hairy, freak shows…like marketing is the traveling carnival…which I guess people were always into…but that was before the internet…..and it wasn’t to sell panties…get the fuck out of here..

The funniest thing about this whole internet thing is that I’ve been consistently called a woman hater, a misogynist, when really I just hate celebs who are overly celebrated because I see their bullshit..the truth is I like women more than men, I think women are hot and hard working and smart, while dudes are just fucking dudes…lame as shit….why would anyone want to hang with dudes…unless they were queer…

I’ve always known women were more than just tits tits..so I had high expectations for them to live up to…and now I am not a billionaire because of my high expections of women…because I knew Tinder was a good idea when it was GRINDER and gays were using it, but I thought GIRLS would NEVER sign up to a HOOK UP app, to get banged out nightly, even if they liked sex, because it’s a creepy concept that works for gay dudes…I was wrong…I thought Girls would never go for it….online dating was creepy, the girls I knew didn’t have issue finding dudes in everyday life, I just didn’t think they’d go for it and they went for it…

That’s not to say I could have launched TINDER, I can’t even fix the stepLINKS…but the point is I was wrong…girls are into fucking randoms…lots of women into lots of randoms….

Then there’s OnlyFans…I knew the OnlyFans business model was a win 10 years ago, because I know direct to consumer, get money from your fans, findom shit is a good strategy for a sex worker, there’s nothing new there, dudes throw money at cam girls and porn chicks with pay sites since forever and dudes will pay for memberships…..but I never thought it’d become trendy to be a sex worker, I thought the bulk of women would be against posting nudes online, because the women I know were against posting nudes online….now that shit is everywhere, they teach it in High Schools across America as a get rich quick scheme…and again…I read the room wrong…

This was all while knowing women were sluts, whores and all the things I was called a misogynist for calling out on celebs….I just didn’t know they were THAT kind of slut…and that is why I’m not a billionaire…it’s all because of women.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kourtney Kardashian doing Frog Butt from the Front in her underwear!
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This Tennis Player Fanny Stollar will Catch Your Attention
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Alex Daddario is in a Bikini on the Beach and You’ll Love It
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Thong Bitch Jumps in Ice
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Eiza Gonzalez Works her Model Pose!
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Pam Anderson’s Weird Interview From Bed
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Taylor Momsen Shows her Nudes to Instagram!
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Kim Kardashian Credits Plant Based Diet for her Plastic Surgery
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Jenna Dewan Flashing her Underwear
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A Sleeping Bag Meme Featuring a Girl Who Likes being Destroyed
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Sabrina Carpenter’s BTS is Creepy!
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MLB Star and his Wife Get Arrested
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Ireland Baldwin’s See Through Bodysuit
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Protestor Fail
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Booty in Harper’s Bazaar
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Pornstar Offers MMA Star a Good Time!
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Redhead Model Promoting Underwear in her Underwear!
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FKA Twigs in an Exclusive Interview
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Apple and FB Fight on Privacy
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Actress Sadie Calvano’s Booty in a Skimpy Swimsuit
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There is an Easy Way and a Hard Way
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In Case You Missed it – This Exclusive is LOL – Jason Derulo is not Into Trans Influencer after Hooking Up
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Gal Gadot in a Tight Shirt
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Lioness Tries to Hunt the Zebra, Zebra Doesn’t Surrender
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John Travolta’s Maine House is for Sale and It is Nice
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Car Hood Used as a Sled
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Tesla Gets 5 Star Crash Rating
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Nude Model On Set
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Crazy Ice Skating Downhill Weirdness
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Dog Laying in Bed like a Human
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Tom Brady Calls Out the Haters
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The Bubble Gum Blues
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Paige Van Zant’s Sexy TikTok Challenges!
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The Mortal Kombat Red Band Trailer
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Streamer and her Fan
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German Model in Black and White
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Turning into The Witcher
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Transformer Causes Fireball
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Nude Model in the Sand
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Shotting from Cover
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Halsey’s Bikini Baby Bump Update
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Miley Cyrus is DMing an MMA Fighter
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Epic WWII Movie on a Small Budget
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The Insides of Fake Silver Bars
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Nude Artsy Shoot with a Dominatrix
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Bella Hadid is a Video Vixen
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Gracie Hunt and her Friend in Mexico in Bikinis!
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Top 5 Actresses Over 6 Feet Tall
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6 Shirts for Spring Break!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lottie Moss and Friends in Bikini
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Florence PUGH at the Airport
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Reese Witherspoon in Tight Pants
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Sofia Richie Leaves Botox Injection Place
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Eiza Gonzalez Byrdie Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn Hard Nips
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Joy Corrigan Side Boob
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Larsen in her Agency Polaroids Wearing a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in Tight Pants
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Liz Olsen in a Photoshoot
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Taylor Hill in Underwear Shoot
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Hamlin Sister in a Campaign
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From stepSMUT!!

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Mirror Dildo!
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Skinny Girl Gets Herself Off
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9 WTF was That Moments
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Perverted TikTok Transition
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Slutty Brides
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Shower Time….
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Some Tattooed Bitch Eating Pussy
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That was Unexpected
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Some Awesome Tits
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Silhouette Challenge!
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Extreme Pussy Spreader
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Fun Public Fuck
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Upskirts!
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Her Body – Her Temple
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Anal Beads.
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Magic Wand Girls…
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Not How Treadmills Work
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Crackhead Shit
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Mirror Piss
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Some Slut Gets Off on Balloons
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Public Masturbator VS OLD LADY
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Butthole Ruined
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See Thru.
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Sex on the Train…
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Worst Pocket Pussy Ever
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Shopping Pussy Flash
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Onlyt Fans Girls Doing Weirdness
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Amateur Facial
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Pink Haired Dildo User
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Worst Threesome Ever
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Nice view Amateur Sex
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These are some very GLAM Playboy Pics
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Dick’s Sporting Good…
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Babes Fingering Each Other’s Asses
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Amateur Doggy Style of the Day
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10 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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TikTok Dildo!
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Some Bitch Doing Naked Yoga Poses
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2021

Feb

Lottie Moss Brings Out the Tits of the Day

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So Kate Moss was a top model, iconic 90s model, who will forever go down in history as the poster boy of the whole Heroin Chic movement..and I’ve been a consistent fan of her antics ever since…from her titties being exposed consistently on her luxury vacation…to her drug scandals and parties…to the Pete Doherty relationship…this bitch is TOP notch even at 50….

Then her sister, who isn’t really her sister, but her half sister, that looks nothing like her, and not just cuz of the muppet instagram filter face injections, and really I’m not sure they’ve even met…is out here doing reality TV, muppet “influencer” avon lady shit, and using that MOSS name to get her into the VIP rooms….only to transition into VIP rooms of her own by selling her nudes to her fans like the exhibitionist money grubbing perverts ALL these girls are…because it’s cool to sell nudes…and that’s fucking awesome.

I will say that as much as I’d never want to pay for nudes, I’m glad all these “mainstream” girls who would traditional keep their slutty nudes for rich dudes or DJs, are now giving the SIMPS a chance to get in on it…

SO…I support this movement…cuz I get to see the nudes that get reposted and that keeps me busy, gives me life purpose, I remember doing the site in the 2005s and it was a struggle to find celeb jerk off content but now…no one is a celeb but everyone is trying to be…and they’re doing it through racy content…it’s an ENDLESS supply guy.

Kate Moss may be a high fashion luxurious degenerate, but her sister or half sister is a whole other kind of degenerate, more of a porn degenerate and that’s always fun.

If you’re into it – FIND HER ON INSTAGRAM TO GET TO HER PAID SITE TITTIES

To see her and her friends in bikinis being sleazy CLICK HERE

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2021

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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This is probably the best thing I post all week, it’s girls, everyday girls just trying to either have a good time or get ahead in life on the internet with nudes, both noble fucking causes, because nudes are thrilling, exciting and fun and basically ANYONE can do them….but more importantly the everyday girl nude takes attention from the shitty celebrity or influencer nudes and I am all for that kind of equality because so many hot chicks out there that I want to see naked aren’t famous enough on their social channels to get nude enough for me to ever see it….until I realized that everyday girls, who are hotter than celebs by default, since they aren’t shitty celebs, even if they are trying to get that audience…they’re doing it through nudes..

I like the on/off because I want to know what a bitch dresses like before seeing her vagina, but also I like to see how good she lives up to her public image body-wise, because that’s what’s important…it also makes us feel like we’re part of some exclusive club even though it’s just put out there for all to see..and my praise of the on/off is irrelevant because I am irrelevant…BUT…that doesn’t mean they aren’t any less amazing.

So here’s a bunch of ON/OFF…because I am a fan of the On/Off…

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2021

Feb

Bella Hadid Bra of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid filtered or shot on VHS because the STANDARD DEFINITION does her a lot of favors and allows her to continue on her lie that she’s some HOT top model who is naturally beautiful while looking more like some sort of experiment that happened in some perverted plastic surgeon’s basement operating room he uses to to try new controversial techniques, typically on homeless people no one will notice missing, but sometimes rich LA kids who want to live that model dream like their hotter sister, because this bitch, without all the glitz and glam is a monster…a monster with tits in a bra which makes her less of a monster but that could be the blurry haze that comes with standard definition doing her a lot of favors…

I do hate that this is the look of the top models or that is being marketed to kids as the look of top models…not just because it looks trans but because it’s faker than Bruce Jenner’s cunt…

All this to say, keep Bella Hadid on VHS…or 8 mm handicam…play as the hipster aesthetic…ANALOG…but really it’s doing her some good.

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2021

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt was invented for girls to make their booty’s pop even if they didn’t have as much booty as they’d need to make it pop in other positions….

The Frog Butt is an ON YOUR KNEES, BACK IS ARCHED tactic that if they were to try while standing wouldn’t work….

I know you’ve seen the girls who know how to turn themselves into Centaurs, all dropping their hips and curving their lower backs in unhuman like ways…all for the booty pic they will facetune before uploading to give even more booty…all while complaining about how MEN give women unrealisitc body images even though we’d all fuck basically anything willing…and unwilling for a lot of you sick fucks…

But the booty needs to be showcased, otherwise how does a woman clickbait right….and this is the pose, or one of the poses, in the repertoire of the slut…

So here are some Frog Butts and they are good…

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2021

Feb

Beyonce Humping The Couch of the Day

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I have watched self-produced internet porn of girls fucking pillows to get off, which I think is a weird thing to fuck to get off, but these girls are insatiable, at least the emotionally stunted ones looking for that release to help their anxiety, depression and finances from posting it on the internet for dudes into watching girls fuck pillows..

I find it a little creepy, you know there’s ample sex toys and household objects to put in a cunt, why limit it to grinding against a pillow…plus it’s too fucking soft to really give the orgasm you need…not that I have a vagina or know anything about a vagina other than that they are pretty dry when I touch them despite all the rumors I’ve heard of wetness…you know maybe being the man who makes women not horny in an era where they are fucking pillows cuz they are too horny and can’t go through the day without cumming on the hour….is a super power that will SAVE the future….from people letting the government throw them in FEMA camps cuz they are too busy fucking pillows in front of the mirror for instagram….

The point is, Beyonce inher 40s is being provocative and rubbing that mom pussy on things like all the girls who get with Jay Z behind Beyonce’s back…celebrity life shit…

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2021

Feb

Kate Bosworth Tube Top of the Day

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I’ve always thought that Kate Bosworth was hotter than she got credit for…because she never had the viral success I think she should have had…maybe because she’s old or too old to go viral…maybe she wasn’t a very good actres…I mean there’s a reason she never broke through to the A-List…and the truth is, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her in an actual movie that wasn’t some straight to NETFLIX, back when straight to NETFLIX was worse than straight to DVD, because NETFLIX wasn’t what they are today, but were doing all they could to buy affordable content to keep their paying memebers paying so that they could be what they are today…which I guess means that Kate Bosworth and the low quality shit she was in…along with Eric Roberts and all the other has-beens those straight to Netflix movies cast are the reason for all your NETFLIX excitement you get to watch today now that your life and existence rely on TV because COVID shit…you know where they BRAINWASH and manipulate you through content without you even knowing..which is precisely what I am doing here…BRAINWASHING YOU…to give me your money….I am just not very good at it.

All this to say Kate Bosworth, old as shit or not, still hot and underrated.

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2021

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Whoever says that full back panties aren’t equal panties to other panty styles is the kind of idiot who buys into the lies the media feeds them…because all panties, although made different, are still the fucking barrier between man and cunt, and that barrier will always represent both a challenge and a beacon of hope for a better tomorrow…because seeing girls in panties is often times more exhilerating than seeing a bitch naked…it’s the tease man, the romance, the being subtle…etc…

The people who were dumb enough to throw their full back panties in the trash in the 2000s thong craz are the same people who believe the moon landing happened in 1960s…with the limited tech the have…only to never happen again….I guess they are the same people who believe in covid too….the idiots…

They are also the people who think BUSH is bad, bald pussy or nothing, which sounds pretty fucking gay to me, but then again, with everyone being gay, I get it.

I am a panty activist advocate, supporter…so long as it’s panties, I’m down to stare…so keep your panty hate, your panty segregation, your panty discrimination out of these parts…because ALL PANTY LIVES matter you racist fuck..

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2021

Feb

Nina Agdal High Cut Swimsuit of the Day

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I used to make fun of Nina Agdal and all her a retard because for whatever reason I thought she looked a little DOWNS back when she was a trending, fit, overrated Sports Illustrated model living the dream…before being a sugar baby ex Sports Illustrated model who fucks the son of a Sports Illustrated model alumni, you know because he was raised in that world and understands her line of work, even though no one is hiring this bitch, but rather she’s just cruising off her savings, his savings, his mom’s savings, I don’t fucking know, but how much could an SI Swim model who is no more really make…there’s a reason they all marry rich…and really how much could she have possibly made even at the top of her career…I get that Sports Illustrated gets brand deals they need models to star in the campaigns for…and I get that they are overpaid to do that…advertising shit…but even if she has money from that, it’s better to spend the money of the dude she’s fucking rather than her own nest egg…that’s the sugar baby way.

ANYWAY, the point of this is to say I don’t think she looks Downsy anymore, I don’t think she looks like a full retard waterhead, and that could be because of the era of everyone being a muppet….where she looks less like a muppet in her old age…or maybe her muppet injections made her lo0ok better.

She’s in a one piece leotard thing and you can see some pussy definition and I guess that’s what the SWIM model life is about…showing the pussy…