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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The TV and the Internet are reading your fucking thoughts, or implanting ideas into your weak minds….

It’s the shit that homeless lady in the DENTIST X-Ray vest and tin foil lined hat WARNED me about….

Her fear was the EMF frequencies and radiation giving her cancer….this was back in the 90s…she didn’t mind that the TV was reading her mind as much….something we all laughed about after we were done paying her for handjobs…

But I guess she was right…she predicted this shit and here were were laughing about how schizophrenic she was….only to participate in a society that encourages her schizo fears in theri terms and conditions…

So after years of research on how to masterfully manipulate the human mind…not a hard thing to do I am sure…has now controlled us to be like the paranoid schizophrenics of the past….only it’s called TECHNOLOGY….and normal life..

So click on these links…APPLE / FB / GOOGLE need to see what you’re up to tonight cuz you are just that IMPORTANT…

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Britney’s Awesome Dance Video
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McKayla Maroney Bouncing Around on TikTok
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The Hamlin Sisters in their Bikinis!
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Holly Sonders Rocks an Edible Bikini Top
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Snowmobile Over pool Fail
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Elsie Hewitt’s Lingerie Shoot
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Boot Camp
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Rumors That Floyd Mayweather is Engaged to “Lead” Stripper Anna Monroe are False
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Sympathy for Karen
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Ireland Baldwin – HUGE Cleavage
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1998 Cindy Crawford’s Nudes from 1998 *NSFW*
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Dwight Howard is Taking Free Throws From Just Inside the Three Point Arc
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Bridgerton Renewed
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27 Year Old Man Who Hasn’t Gone Through Puperty Yet
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Ultrasonic Obliterator In Action Seen Under Slow Motion!
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An Amazing Arrest!
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Bear Chased Person Up Tree – FUNNY
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Weird Fashion Shoot for Vogue Czech
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Cardi B Half Naked and Grinding on a Chair
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Dwayne Haskins Has Signed With the Pittsburgh Steelers
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Christina Ricci Had to Get Restraining Order from Husband
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Trucker Brings An End To A Hot Pursuit!
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Proof That Barriers Cause War!
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Golfer VS KAngaroo
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Nina Agdal has a Bikini Wedgie!
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Instagram Golfer Emily Caitlin Faulkner Looks Great in a Bikini
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Celebs React to Biden.
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Two Penguin Groups Meet, Exchange Information And Move On!
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Some Of The Best GTA Stunts And Wins!
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Idiot Dunk Fail on the Mini Net
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Kelly Rohrbach Bikini Stroll
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Jessica Alba Doing Housework in a Dress
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Slovak Fitness Model Lucia Javoreckova is Someone You’ll Like to Know
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14 Obvious Hints From Girls That Guys Hilariously Failed To Notice
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Emily Sears Instagram Round-Up
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Model Nastya in Black and White
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Addison Rea TikTok Bikini Vacation
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Kevin Durant Likes What He Sees in Iggy Azalea’s Braless Pic
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Cute Little Dog Gets A Little Ride On A Mechanical Horse!
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How This Family Man Managed To Retired At 39!
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Devin Booker Comments on KEndall Jenner’s Bikini Pic
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Model Lesia Posing Topless!
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Kendall and Kylie’s Bikini Vacation
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10 Must Haves for Any Home Bar
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Drunk Idiot Dancing on his Car
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Slutty Pregnancy Pic You Don’t Need to See
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Dogs Say Prayer Before Their Meal
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‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic’s Lawyers Booked a Huge Celebration For the Pardon He Didn’t Get
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Farrah Abraham on the Streets in a Skirt
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Hilary Duff on the Streets
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Lady Gaga in Sweatpants Boarding the Private Plane
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in Leggings
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Lena Headey in a Sports Bra…
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Jenna Dewan in a Sports Bra…
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Elsa Pataky in Shorts
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Ariel WInter in Sweatpants..
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Lily Collins in a Cardigan
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Sarah Hylamd in Jeans
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Emma Roberts in a Photoshoot…
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Kendall Jenner in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber in Crop Top…
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Rihanna Big Cleavage
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64 People Having a SHitty Day
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Travel Sized WHore
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Redhead Masturabting
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These are some Plane Tits
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Amateur Named Ginger Kitty
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Her Darkest Hour
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Girl and her Inny Pussy Spreading Her Ass
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Girl Eats Banana While CUmming
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Milf Masturbates
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DILDO SUCKER
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Big Tits Posing Nude
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Animals Hate Us
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Pussy Rubber
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Big Tits in Front of a Mirror
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Big Tits
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Masturbating with her Toothbrush Gets Caught
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Suction Dildo Performance
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Skinny Girl Shows Off Body
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She Had to Pay for that Private Jet Somehow
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Awesome Titty Jiggle
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2021

Jan

Victoria Justice Fitness of the Day

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I really don’t give a fuck about Victoria Justice. I am sure her Nickelodeon show was the fucking worst pile of shit and anyone watching it was either an idiot or a pervert into bad Teen TV designed for tweens….

I only know she exists because of her sister, who you can see in this video in PINK, becauase during the leaked nude event that happened a while ago, a herpe pussy pic was credited to her…Madison Reed, google it, you’ll like find it.

I guess I also know she exists because people who jerk off to celebrities think she’s a hot one worth jerking off to…..which is probably more than the execs who cast her when she was 15 can say…since she’s in her 20s…you know cuz they are likely perverts who do the Weinstein on a scaled down level….all to put out a show for weirdo dudes to watch…

The fact is that she’s extremely famous and doesn’t do much in terms of work or acting and why bother, she’s already had a show named after her…so she can coast…or workout at the gym where she lets her trainer post jerk off tutorial videos, that are more subtle that a typical jerk off instructional, but that is clearly designed for you to jerk off….or celebrate fitness…in a world of fat…it’s important to be fit…or to jerk off to fitness….

What I am saying is, I like watching bitches in activewear workout, it’s like watching them fuck, but less graphic, and fitness is fucking life…just not for me….but I’ll watch it…which is what this is about.

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2021

Jan

Lottie Moss’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who by looking at her, you’d doubt was actually her sister, but with that last name has been able to do as much as she can in being a low level influencer, reality TV star, you know all the worst shit you could possibly do, but the same shit that people of social media strive for…..I know at one point she even had a clothing partnership with an American brand…basically ALL because she was Kate Moss’ sister who has zoro of Kate Moss’ star power, hotness, body, thing that made Kate an icon in an era when you had to be an icon to be seen as an icon, while this one rolls through like a pig going to trough, all bulky and shit, taking whatever scraps she can pick up with the last name, and people look on like she’s accomplished something besides being Kate Moss’ sister. WEIRD…right…but it’s a lazy generation of clout chasers and Kate Moss is clout….

They aren’t official sisters, just half sisters, hence the fat gene this one’s got, unless she’s just the sister who ate all of Kate’s food growing up, only I think there’s a 20 year age difference and Kate was arm deep in Johnny Depp’s ass by the time this one was born into Moss family 2.

I will say that despite being dumpy and a mooch, I still think she’s lovely enough….but that could just be because I see her ASSHOLE behind her THONG….

….and guess what…IT’s ASSHOLE BEHIND THURSDAY….because asshole’s behind thongs aren’t just for the rich and famous – they are for all girls who wear thongs that are more narrow than their assholes…which is great, since the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…or some shit….and some shit….

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2021

Jan

Sophie Simmons Bra of the Day

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I am sure this is not for her OnlyFans…she’s already rich as fuck…and doesn’t need to sell nudes…but should rethink that strategy because those tits could make money…

Sophie Simmons is the chubby and bit tit daughter of Gene Simmons who you may remember jerking off to in the family reality show that was a big hit, just not a big enough hit to get Sophis Simmons the followers her big tits that she’s not shy to show off deserve…but the show must have ended before IG happened and you know how that goes…people forget….easily…at least before social media…

Now, if you’re not into big rich girls with big tits showing off those tits, cuz they are big….you may be into KISS, and in being into Kiss, this is probably the best merch you could jerk off to, you know to really show your passion for the band and the brand, in part because she is the heiress to KISS merch that will live on forever, but also because she is the tits that the cum from KiSS made…the closest thing for thsoe KISS FANATICS and they are fanatics can fuck without fucking the man himself…making her hot to a whole bunch of weirdos I am sure she’s trying to avoid…

All this to say is that Sophie Simmons deserves more people, tits like this matter…and when they have the budget and access she has, and when they’ve been on TV, there’s no excuse for the low amount of followers…

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2021

Jan

Rebecca Black No Panties On of the Day

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It’s not Friday yet…

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2021

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Canada is planning. Travel Ban, so I won’t be hopping on the private jet to tropical places with models pulling their fake tits out of bikini tops to try to even out that tanline…you know like I do every other year…the internet’s been good to me friends…

THen there’s the whole ban on stripclubs….and me being banned from being a Spray Tan Operator, or do they call them Artists, because they apparently don’t like dudes jacking off while applying the spray tans they are paying for, that jacking off is for their sugar daddies and clients paying them…plus the whole spray tan business is also shut down…meaning they’d have to do it illegally, secretly, the underground RAILROAD to get a fucking Spray Tan….

So I guess the only tanlines I get to see are TAN LINE THURSDAY, where girls share their tanlins, since not everyone is in winter, no spray tans allowed, life…

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2021

Jan

Renee Olstead’s Nude in Black and White of the Day

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Renee Olstead was a working actress on a network TV show, at least I think it was on a Networkd, I don’t fucking know, I don’t watch that TV bullshit…

She’s decided to do a bit of a rebrand and jump into the whole premium content erotica thing, where people sign up to her feed and pay for the nudes, that seem to be these stylized nude shoots, showcasing her big bolt on tits, that prior to her getting naked, I just assumed were real tits, but based on all my titty experience, an amateur titty critic, one that plastic surgeons should bring their patients to my titty judging reality show for Youtube that I’ve never created because I don’t know how to do anything right but I got the ideas man…

The premium content cash grab is an easy solution to someone who is not getting consistent work as an actress or with brand deals…but I am sure that unless you’re already a SUPER STAR like Miley or Bella Thorne, the OnlyFans thing can basically destroy your fucking existence as someone these people will ever work with…there are morality clauses for a reason and selling nudes is by definition porn…

I am sure as more and more celebs hop in on the exclusive nude cash grab, since these girls are making MILLIONS doing it, then it will be less of a “should I sell nudes” and more of “everyone sells nudes, if you’re a someone, you’re selling nudes”….and even though I’ll never pay for a nude, I definitely find this trend, movement, option, job opportunity a good one…the more porny girls get the better we are as a people…

Now that Renee is a pornstar, we just have to wait until she next levels her shit month after month to keep building that money, before you know it, ANAL VIDEOS…but for now…PERKY TITS…

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2021

Jan

Madison Beer Corset of the Day

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I was going to post this yesterday but had nothing to say about Madison beer and figured I’d wait for her to post something else I can point and laugh at while you use her images as foreplay before diving into porn. I know how you use this site you weirdos…

So she ended up posting this picture to promote what I assume is a new vidoe for a new song because she’s a pop star from Youtube, as they all are, thanks to social media being life or some shit….that triggers the record labels to sign “talent” with followers to reach their followers – rather than trying to build a star from scratch…it’s cheaper…and people like Madison Beer have cashed the fuck in on it…all while never having released a hit song, she used to just do covers with her tits out for the perverts and that’s how you get the views..

Is she asian?

The last few years of being a signed singer you’ve never heard, she’s really only done one thing, and that’s use the paparazzi as a tactic to get in the magazines / tabloids like a real star…even in this era of paparazzi not matters, but when you’re already big on sociel media, you need to game that lie and solidify legitimacy so you get paid more money…it’s all about the money..

The only funny thing about this is looking at her face, she’s all fucking doughy and muppet like, doing the whole Kylie Jenner thing like the girls of her generation and that’s such a fucking waste…it doesn’t make them look hotter, but they think it does…it just makes them look like gutter porn chicks that need to face fillers to help the cum bead off…and distract from their dead soulless porn eyes….while not being hot to begin with…hence the whole being in porn thing..

POINT BEING…Madison Beer is in a Corset.

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2021

Jan

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a 45 year old songwriter who decided that with all the filters, botox, costumes, photoshop available to her, she could launch a pop career like a 20 year old and no one will notice…not to mention she’s thick, or fat, depending on what school of thought you are from, or if you fear body shaming a big gear because she can sit on you and choke you out, or shit on you and show off her man-sized turds, or maybe you just fear the general consensus of the public that think Body Postivity is good and Body Shaming is fat, since half of society is fat and fat people need to be allowed to do things skinny girls do, to be relatable to the consumer…paving the way for Bebe Rexha, who know how to do pop songs but didn’t do them for herself, until now…or a few years ago..I don’t really know when she first hit.

I just know that in being fat, she’s got tits, and in having tits, she uses them to promote herself and distract from the whole being 45 thing…and we like tits so good fucking work.

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2021

Jan

Elise Hewitt in a Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Elise Hewitt is a set of aspiring titties that I assume are trying to make it in the acting world, but instead are making it with actors, and by making it, I mean fucking them….as young girls in LA who want to be models tend to do…it’s almost the whole point of them….and when you see that they don’t do consistent brand deals on their feed…you know their’ in the circuit getting money on the side….you know…off of instagram…

Anyway, I am not a fan of Elsie and I hope her career dreams crash and fucking burn, she’s probably not even that good of an actress, (ohhhhhhhh Dissss)…. I mean who is….acting is a fucking joke….

But yeah, I am not a fan of her because she pulled a #MeToo on Ryan Philippe, when dude was just trying to get his dick wet in a set of instagram tits thanks to being a novelty that makes girls want to get his dick wet with their wetness…you know status fucks…

Only to take the fucker to court, get him in trouble for beating her…like these are pretty bold claims that probably aren’t true, but a young person playing victim to sacrifice an established person’s reputation to get a reputation of her own….

Like keep your private life to yourself, you attention seeking, half naked, opportunistic fuck….literally.

Anyway…her tits are big in her underwear shoot….and that’s about all I gotta say about that.