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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2021

Jan

Noah Cyrus Underboob of the Day

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The world is pretty funny as you know, it’s always been a pile of bullshit hypocrisy and insanity, filled with clout chasing idiots trying to get famous or trying to get as close to fame…it’s nothing new, it’s just more in our face and maybe even more popular than ever, because so many low levels have managed to become celebrities or at least rich, when rich is really the focus of society, and people have this delusion that they can do it too…

But what really makes me laugh is when Billy Ray, the one hit wonder who you know made STUPID fucking money being Billy Ray, has this obscure or fringe LA raised daughter who makes little to no sense named Noah, after the Arc.

So girl, who is rich, raised rich, has a sister who was really fucking famous and who made nudity part of her schtick, that really benefitted all of us, even if it was contrived, because it opened other followers out there to start getting naked….a good thing…but Miley was a Disney Kid, had her own empire, her getting naked was strategic as fuck, designed to break from Hannah and create Miley…basic marketing..

BUT THIS girl, who is rich, raised rich, despite the sister who got naked, is trying to draw attention to herself with slutyt underboob panty pics, clearly shameless clickbait and attention seeking…”if I get naked they look”…and that’s pretty fucking sad, not because she’s a troll and looks like shit, but because she doesn’t NEED to be doing this, but does it because she’s that fucking desperate to HIT, or maintain what she has hit…and that’s too bad…..unless you’re into seeing young sluts getting naked as part of their marketing, which I am…

In the event you forget, she called someone a Nappy Ass Ho and got SOFT CANCELLED for it, because they don’t fully cancel people who do CRAZY fucking things or say CRAZY fucking things even when they cancel people for FAR less…because nothing makes sense…

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Oh fuck…

I dread wednesdays…because of WET SPOT Wednesdays…

A wetspot out of context is not hot to me…if anything it scares me…

I do this post to filter out those who don’t understand me….so those who remain after wet sport wednesdays are both weird fucking perverts, but also my people…let’s go on vacation togther after this whole covid thing…I’ll bring the WET SPOTS….you bring the beer.

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2021

Jan

Booty Hula Hooper and Other videos of the Day

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Avalanche Caught on Tape

Christmas Karma

Driver Sealed in Truck due to COVID

More Airport Drama

Trump Supporters Kicked off a Plane

Man has a Meltdown at the Airport…

Volcano Explodes

Dude VS Car Wash

Snowy COnditions

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I should start updating this site…because I know that everyday it’s like a concert when the band doesn’t show up on time…you know just tens of thousands of people sitting there booing and causing issues waiting for them to show up….only to riot when they don’t…

Only instead of tens of thousands of people, there’s no one paying attention or caring or about to riot…but we can all pretend since everyone and everything is on a level of delusional…

For example, all the feminists freak out when ZUCKERBERG censors their tits, all the sex workers freak out when ZUCKERBERG censors their soliticing of sex as they try to recruit IG uses to OnlyFans…but they celebrate when the people they think they don’t like who say things they don’t like are erased….pretty concerning that their lack of self awareness is that obvious…it’s like in one sentence they are bitching that their anus pic is banned on IG and in the next they are saying “DIE ANYONE WHO SEES THINGS IN A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE THAN MY SIMPLISTIC RETARD MIND”…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…at 2 pm…you know people gotta sleep.

Bella Thorne’s Got Beef with Instagram
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Former Tennis Player Ashley Harkleroad is Crushing It on Instagram
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Rihanna Pushing Valentines Day with her Lingerie
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Claudia Cifuentes is a Nude Model
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Olympic Gold Medalist ID’d as Capital Rioter
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Mike Zimmer and His Girlfriend Spotted on a Date in Cincinnati
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Isabella Fonte Does her Best EMrata
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Truck Topples Over!
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Inside the Rattlesnake Den – my Nightmare
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Don’t Buy Dollar Store Engine Oil
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NASCAR is Sending Driver Hailie Deegan to Sensitivity Training
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember, we live in a world where they convinced you all that Justin Bieber eats his burriots horizontally, all because someone said it was Justin Bieber and the BIG journalists of our time and the BIG publishers of our time just went with it…I mean why not go along with the story, instead of debunking it to be a viral stunt….and that Bieber troll didn’t have budget…

Just imagine the things you could do with multi-million dollar budgets, you could make anything go viral that you wanted…

Remeber when gay was so bad and frowned upon by the world that Ellen lost a TV show for being gay….and not for being a cunt…imagine if that happened today…hilarity would ensue….all that outrage from the activists of the internet would likely melt the fuckdown in a system overload they couldn’t take…..remember when Hollywood went along with gay being so bad they had to cancel a hit show because of it…all coming out of that unscathed..

Now people are mad that men can’t get uterus implants so that they can birth children through their cocks…..because we’ve gone too far as a people, we must now get weirder and weirder until we implode….while at least it’s all conveniently available from the comfort of home so that we don’t go out there and live an actual life….plus there’s just so much porn here to distract ourselves with…if the government didn’t want us distracted…porn would be banned across the board…fully illegal and it will be when they clean this internet up officially, but first they need you all officially slaves…we’re not quite there yet, but enjoy the ride.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bar Refaeli’s Insane Quarantine Outfit – Bitch is Half Naked.
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Paulina Blanco is Hot on Instagram
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Iris Law Has a Better Passport Photo than You!
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Fat Girl VS Mechanical Bull
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Victoria Justice in Leggings
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Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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Don’t Stand on the Furniture!
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Gianna Tulio’s 2021 is Off to a Hot Start!
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Kate Hudson Getting Fit
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Taylor Hill’s Amazing Lingerie Shoot for Love and Lemons!
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Dr Dre’s Wife Accuses Him of Some Bad Things!
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Pregnant Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt
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Grandpa on VR….
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Paige Spiranac Was Told Her Golf Events Should Be Played on PornHub
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Shanina Shaik in a Magazine Shoot!
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Olivia Wilde Wears Harry Style’s Jewelry
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F-Bombs at the Nickelodeon NFL Game
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Childhood Trauma is the Source of All Things Evil…
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Why Helmets Exist
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Kyrie Irving Will Be Investigated by the NBA After Videos of Him Partying Have Surfaced
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Bieber Get Wet for Versace!
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Ashley Tisdale Selling her Cool Home
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The Racist Phone Girl Messes Up her Apology as Part of her Viral Stunt. There is no way this whole story isn’t staged.
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The Russians have the best map of England
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Drunk Idiot…
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Charley Hull Hit Up the Beach After a Long Day of Golfing
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Model Haley Kalil Says No to Panties
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Using a Trailer as the Back Tires of a Car
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Comedian Calls Comedian “Clitty”
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Why Do People Keep Watching The Worst Movie Ever
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How to Put on Pants…
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NASCAR’s Hailie Deegan Used the R-Word During a Virtual Race
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Faith Schroder is Hot in a Bikini
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Why You Shouldn’t Worry About Covid Vaccine According to this Guy
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Nerd Wins the Dance Off
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Drone Takes Out Girl
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Bill Belichick Will Not Accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom From Trump
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Hot Model Anastasiya Zet’s Smoke Break
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Wild Horse Recognizes Girlfriend after 2 Years
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Monkeys Seen Escaping From Fireworks!
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Some Funny Memes!
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Idiot’s Ladder Jump
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Bills Fans Threw Hands in the Stands During Playoff Game
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Charli XCX Round-Up
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Blowing A Hole Through A Concrete Wall
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In Case You Missed It – Mac Jones’ Girlfriend Sophie Scott Shows Off Her Natty Look
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Armie Hammer Claims he is a Cannibal – During Leaked Sexting
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15 of the Hottest Selling Items to Complete Your Winter Look
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Jessica Chastain in Shape Magazine
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Dua Lipa at the Airport
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis
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Eiza Gonzalez in Pink Pants
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Megan Fox and her man
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Natalie Portman in Shorts
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Vogue Williams in Shorts
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Olivia Munn in Public
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Amber Heard in Jeans
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Apple Fucker
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My 800 Lbs Life
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Well – That Was Unexpected
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Wet T-Shirt!
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Tight Short Pussy Reveal
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Cleaning Every Nook and Cranny
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So Crazy Would you Hit It
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Blonde Amateur Working It
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Katie Holmes Naked in The Gift
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Led Zepplin Fan Flashing
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Quick Suck
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Does the Carpet Match the Drapes
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Busty Girl on the Sex Toy
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Nude Run from this Amateur
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Thigh High Time
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The Future of Cam Whores
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Sucking Dick at the Mall
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Pussy spreader
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In Case You Missed it – Lots of Booty
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Another Amateur Dick Suck
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Fucking the Delivery Guy
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2021

Jan

Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I assume Nina Agdal is an overrated cunt, but I do….I’ve consistently found her to look like she’s missing a chromosome, on some Downs Syndrome level of bullshit, even when she was at the top of her game….all while being relatively boring despite being half naked with a tight body pretty much all the time, it was kind of her thing.

Then she went onto fuck some A lister who likely didn’t fuck her because he’s a known homo, Leo Dicaprio, who would likely need to be a homo to hire this one as his girlfriend for 15 minutes….only to increase her stock price to other rich guys, which leads to that quality of life she wants, since being a bikini model may make you a few million dollars, but these bitches think they are famous and important and worth that billionaire life…

So she’s gone onto sugar baby some idiot who is Christie Brinkley’s rich son, who understands or is used to the uselessness of women from Sports Illustrated who think they are hot…so he puts up with her…and I guess the rich life has brought her to the family compound in the Caribbean as it should because that’s how the rich live and when you’re the fleshlight to the rich like Nina Agdal is, you know babysitting their coddle and annoying whining rich kid bullshit to keep the dream alive, you get to cash in on that fun too…

Her ass looks like it’s in. its 30s, despite all its fitness and her face looks like R-Word (I saw some Nascar Driver got sensitivity training for saying RETARDED) is that really the world we want?

All this to say, thanks to photoshop, being unemployed so that she can stay fit, her relationship relies on it, she doesn’t look all that bad…but I still dislike her….so don’t be thinking I am getting soft, when I’m always soft….she’s a skinny bitch in a bikini who people bought into being a bikini model…there are worse things to look at…like PLUS SIZED Models..

If anything, I need to keep the skinny model dream alive…before the media takes that away from us too.

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2021

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are people too….I mean not that people are worth a shit, so maybe tiny tits are are just the good part of people when those people are women…because people are shit but their tits aren’t…even when they are small….

I guess, I have no idea what I am saying, other than if you’re born with small tits, don’t fret, dudes will still jerk off to them, cum on them, and have fun with them because small tits have as much personality as big tits, they are just more refined and usually on a tighter body…

I choose tiny tits and when I hear women get their tiny tits removed, by inserting implants, going under the fucking knife, cutting themselves open, putting a plastic thing inside their body, while crying about COVID vaccines and raw dog sex…I mean not that they cry about raw dog sex…condoms are for sick people…but you know what I mean “I only eat organic” shit…but I have two sacs of pharma grade plastic embedded in my chest like it’s a YOUTUBE video on your shitty blog….no offense STEPFATHER PRESENTS you stud…

POINT BEING…be happy with what you’ve got, or hate it, but stop trying to modify it cuz it ain’t you babe…

Here are some of those tiny tits, empowered, as they should be cuz they are tits.

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2021

Jan

Faith Schroder Booty of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s not so conservative daughter, since her career, or lack of a career, that is more an attempt to have a career, has been done through half naked, fitness and bikini pics, which you could argue is the style, what they are all doing, but as the clothing gets less and less, there’s a point where it’s softcore porn, and that point is when all of Ricky’s friends are jacking off to his girl’s content….because her ass is ridiculous…

The muppet face injected celebrity who is barely a celebrity anymore but who likely did some solid investments and is still rich from his 80s stint as a heart throb, like all girls her age, gets racy for attention, for that clickbait, because it’s an over sexualized society of perverts to busy jacking off to themselves in the mirror to NOTICE all that is going on, or to care about what is going on, so long as they get those hits, views, influencer deals….it’s all so dumb, but I don’t mind being distracted by young rich ass that wants old ass perverts like me to stare otherwise they’d never post them…right!

Bonus – Here’s her ass in a bikini:

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2021

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s tight pants tuesday, where we compile a bunch of pics of girls in tight pants that have been uploaded to the internet with the tight pant hashtag because if you’re the kind of girl who has a profile on the internet, whether as an influencer in fitness or booties, or some Only Fans chick trying to sell nudes…you are not about to wear a pair of tight pants and not get a picture of it for the fans…you know because everyone needs that validation from their audience, no matter how small it is, to feel like they exist…it’s all so pathetic…but when it comes to the thirst of wanting to exist,

Not to mention, back before COVID when I would leave the castle I call home, and by castle I mean dumpster…or the closest thing you can have to a dumpster…girls were already all about the tight pants in public, show the world your ass…you squeezed into tight enough pants to make that happen….and now with activewear being all women wear, tight pants are everywhere…it is the norm, it is what you do in these trying, unprecented, stay safe time…especially when selling nudes…

Here’s a gallery of tight pants..

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2021

Jan

Loren Gray Fishnet Top of the Day

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The funniest thing about this Loren Gray personality, is that she’s got a record deal, is a signed musical artist who likely makes a lot of money thanks to that mainstream entertainment deal, all because she had a massive following and they realize they can sell garbage to that audience since the audience is engaged with the person they are following…it had nothing to do with her ability to make music….because that’s the world we live in.

You see, she’s a TikTok star from when TikTok was another platform called MUSIC.LY or some shit that CHINA bought, the app was based on teens lip synching their favorite songs…

So she got a record deal because she lip synched songs to 40 million people, since everything is fucking clickbait for profit…from the NEWS we digest to the instagram content…all just a bunch of fools fighting for views…unlike me…who is perfectly happy getting no views.

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