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2021

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s tight pants tuesday, where we compile a bunch of pics of girls in tight pants that have been uploaded to the internet with the tight pant hashtag because if you’re the kind of girl who has a profile on the internet, whether as an influencer in fitness or booties, or some Only Fans chick trying to sell nudes…you are not about to wear a pair of tight pants and not get a picture of it for the fans…you know because everyone needs that validation from their audience, no matter how small it is, to feel like they exist…it’s all so pathetic…but when it comes to the thirst of wanting to exist,

Not to mention, back before COVID when I would leave the castle I call home, and by castle I mean dumpster…or the closest thing you can have to a dumpster…girls were already all about the tight pants in public, show the world your ass…you squeezed into tight enough pants to make that happen….and now with activewear being all women wear, tight pants are everywhere…it is the norm, it is what you do in these trying, unprecented, stay safe time…especially when selling nudes…

Here’s a gallery of tight pants..

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2021

Jan

Loren Gray Fishnet Top of the Day

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The funniest thing about this Loren Gray personality, is that she’s got a record deal, is a signed musical artist who likely makes a lot of money thanks to that mainstream entertainment deal, all because she had a massive following and they realize they can sell garbage to that audience since the audience is engaged with the person they are following…it had nothing to do with her ability to make music….because that’s the world we live in.

You see, she’s a TikTok star from when TikTok was another platform called MUSIC.LY or some shit that CHINA bought, the app was based on teens lip synching their favorite songs…

So she got a record deal because she lip synched songs to 40 million people, since everything is fucking clickbait for profit…from the NEWS we digest to the instagram content…all just a bunch of fools fighting for views…unlike me…who is perfectly happy getting no views.

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2021

Jan

J.Lo Ass In Real Life of the Day

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J.Lo is some over-achieving demon sent from hell to exploit the hispanic people because she had some hispanic heritage and ran with it when the whole 90s latin movement happened and she needed to get in on it any way she could…it’s basically what people are doing now with the whole Trans thing knowing that the industry needs trans people to cast in trans roles because they’ll get cancelled if they use trans people that aren’t actual trans people because trans lives matter just not on the streets of Brazil where they die of AIDS…

Point being…J,Lo has always been a self promoting scam of a person who had a big enough ass to get the media excited since we’re all a bunch of perverts who like asses, even then, which was an era of big tits…proving that our perversions can be diversified and spread across multiple female body parts.

Anyway, in being a shameless self promoter who may have mainstream success, nuclear mainstream success, I mean this bitch has her hand in more than just A Rod’s ass, she’s also got it in every aspect of the entertainment industry, all while pulling ONLYFANS tactics all these bitches use of “Look at my ass, now pay me”….only in an era where she didn’t end up being a bootleg Kardashian who died getting an ass implant in Colombia…if you know what I mean…

I also hate that she’s showing off her look at 50, claiming she’s all natural, giving girls unrealistic body expectations and not because her body is that good, but because it’s better than most 50 year olds thanks her putting all this focus on it….saying “if you’re not worth jerking off to, you ain’t shit”…so young girls, follow J.Lo’s lead and be hot enough to jerk off to right up until they put you in a home with dementia, it’lll make changing the diapers more fun for the orderlies…assuming her pussy still looks youthful and not like an old glove you found at the back of your closet from the last time you went skiing, 15 years ago…

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2021

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Sarah Michelle Gellar back when she was a thing, I was always more into Selma Blair…

So I am sure not into Sarah Michelle Gellar now, she must be 50…..

However, I don’t mind that she’s out here posting swimsuit content despite being 50, because half naked is better even when you’re 50…not to mention she’s rocking an age appropriate bathing suit, which is always a win to see, as these old bitches who have lived the life of luxury all these years and think they are still 20 and at the top of their game, despite not being 20 and at the top of their game, but rather 50 and better than most 50 year olds, which is enough for them to think they are worthy of a swimsuit selfie…

It’s always the older women who get into weirdo lesbian, cuckolding, pegging sexual fetishes because they are bored and have given up caring…which I guess is a good thing for those of you who want Sarah Michelle Gellar to fuck you up the ass like you were Freddie Prinze Jr.

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2021

Jan

Kaia Gerber Cleavage Shot of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, when not being exploited, groomed or conditioned from her mother, finds some “me” time by doing “art” assuming you consider whatever it is she makes art, since I don’t believe in art, I think this is some strategic bullshit attempt to show people the depth to her, despite having no soul, thanks to her mom sucking the soul out of her when she decided to keep her skinny and throw her into modelling. My theory is that Kaia Gerber is just a fat chick abused to not eat, because there are expectations for the family that has everything, and those expectations are that their kids will be relevant to make them feel good about themselves, since having money isn’t enough.

Despite not believing in “art” especially not celebrity children art used as therapy to fill the void….but I am sure there are plenty of people out there who would buy this art as something to cum tribute, because it’s from Cindy Crawford’s daughter and that means something in this world….even if it is actually pretty fucking meaningless..

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2021

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the most important measurement a woman can take according to Science, not according to the male chauvenist, sexist, misogynistic, patriarchy who prefer “what bra size are you”….you know things to piss off women when it is coming from some degenerate drunk at the bar that they didn’t invite to their table, and that is basically the human equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic, but who I am sure they don’t mind telling their bra size to when a rich, good looking guy other girls want to fuck walks in….that’s the thing with unsolicited dick pics and the human version of unsolicited dick pics…you just never know if the person against those two things is actually all for unsolicited dick pics from the right person…because they usually are….so basically, when you’re a loser you’re a loser and girls don’t want you around….

That’s not the point…

The point is that science says a ratio of 0.7, when you divide the waist size by the hip size, 0.7 is the sweet spot…so get those tape measures out the next time you trick a lonely girl from tinder to fuck you, to make sure you’re fucking optimal ratio…you probably aren’t, but we take what we can get….and these girls who think they have ratio…probably aren’t even 0.7s….but at least we know what they are supposed to be, to see how far gone they are…and maybe in the FEMA camps we are stationed in, they’ll kill off all the women who aren’t optimal hotness, so that there won’t be any discrimination against those who don’t ratio…you know EQUALITY FOR ALL…

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2021

Jan

Drive Thru and Other Videos of the Day

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Rolling in Covid

Runaway Bike

Flash Floods

Angry Geese

Run man Run

Trump Manatee

Lightning Strikes Person at Top of Hill

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you spent your night watching slutty HOLISTIC and WELLNESS influencers tell you how to live your life better by eating organic, meditating, and being mindful and other bullshit, while rocking a plastic muppet face and some fake tits…whole likely does blow with all her influencer money…which is OK, since it comes from a plant…or however these bullshit feminists, activists, influencers are positioning their bullshit noise to offset the fact that they are just Tits and Ass….

I know mine wasn’t, but I am not sure what my night was spent doing because they all sort of blend into each other and waking up confused everyday is just basically life before officially developing dementia…which may help me forget all the shit I’ve done and seen, and let me focus on what is important in life…staring at the wall…or a streaming platform as it makes me the mindless slob I am destined to be!

Oh Right, I watched a Burt Reynolds documentary called I am Burt Reynolds, which reminded me that in the early days of the site, I used to title each post “I am – Morning Hangover Dump of the day ” or “I am – Britney Spears Crusty Butthole Stains of the Day” which I don’t understand…but yeah, Burt Reynolds was a fucking legend.

That said, here are some stepLINKS in the Morning!

Charley Hull Hit Up the Beach After a Long Day of Golfing
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale is Selling her LA Home
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Haley Kalil Says No to Panties
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Paulina Blanco Can’t Stop Dropping Fire on Instagram
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Using a Trailer as Back Tires of a Car
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Blowing a Hole Through Concrete Wall
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Charli XCX in a Photo Round-Up
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Alabama Fans Flooded the Streets of Tuscaloosa to Celebrate the Crimson Tide’s 18th National Championship
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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Monkeys Flood the Street trying to Escape Fireworks
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Hot Model Anastasiya Zet on a Half Naked Smoke Break
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9 At Home Fitness Products You Need
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Cam Sluts Being Awesome!
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know but I’m just here living in a fake, virtual, ridiculous world…where AS LONG AS YOU GO TO WORK you can leave the house….because the government likes us working….training us to be those slaves…

Only your fake, virtual, ridiculous world probably involves more muppet faced, photoshopped, fake as fuck, clickbait seeking social media idiots, since social media is life…

Or maybe social media is dead….

Covid is a life…..or is COVID death….I guess it depends on your pre existing conditions….just don’t leave your house unless you GO TO WORK….because when you are in your house, you can’t see what is going on….

Good thing the School system is designed to keep us dumb as fuck….so that we are ready to GO TO WORK….

Here are some stepLINKS….THERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS – I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU

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Bella Thorne Works Out with Booty Goal Girl Jen Selter!
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Deshaun Watson Appears to be Just Fine Vacationing With Jilly Anais
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Russian IMG Model named Olga Looking Hot in this Shoot
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Mary J Blige in a Bikini at 50
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Paige Spiranac Would Pick a Dream Golf Trip Over a Dream Threesome
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Charlotte Lawrence is Feelin’ Green in this Photoshoot
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A Short Love Story
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D’Angelo Russell’s Model Girlfriend Brings It in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty Twerk
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Some Random Memes
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Fishing with a Helicopter like a Boss
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A Ghost Town of Abandoned Disney Castles
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UFC Strawweight Mackenzie Dern Twerks and Grapples With Brazilian Singer Lexa
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Dua Lipa’s G-String in Mexico
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A Glimpse into the Future with Gamer Nerd
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Helicopter Drops AC Unit in Busy Street
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Hot Model Named Polina!
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Some Fascinating Photos
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Le’Veon Bell’s Cheerleader Ex Pulled Out Her Rams Bikini to Celebrate Win Over the Seahawks
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Hot Girls Faill at Shotgunning a Beer
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Guy Randomly Eats a Bat
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Horrible 2011 Le Mans Crash
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The Silver Lining to Grimes’ Covid
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Upset Steelers Fan Destroys His TV With a Ladder
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Amateur Model Nude in a Cozy Winter Lockdown
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This is How they Filmed the Moon Landing
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Dog Runs onto Field in Bolivian Soccer Match
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Cat Literally Says Well Hi
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Lighting a Plastic Cup filled with Water on Fire
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Sex and the City Teaser
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SI Swimsuit Shares an All-Time Hannah Jeter Throwback
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Model Micaela Zaffroni in Bed in Lingerie
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Nina Agdal in a Fitness Activewear Shoot
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Cat VS Cat Owner
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Deliver Driver Takes Food Back after Getting 8 Dollar Tip
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Millions of Dots Makes Great Art
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend Sophie Scott Shows Off Her Natty Look
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Hailey Baldwin Biebe Bikini in Hawaii!
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Musicians Who Got Too Naked
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9 at Home Fitness Products to Help those New Year’s Resolutions!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Katherine Schwarzenegger in Leggings
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Dua Lipa at the Airport
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Shanina Shaik in a Photoshoot with some LEGS
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Mariah Carey Shopping at Louis Vuitton in Aspen – BIG booty
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Alessandra Ambrosip – Bikinis
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Kim Garner in a THong Bikini
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Amy Hart Pumping Gas
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Lily Rose Depp in NYC
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Kate Mara in a Dress
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Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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Nina Agdal in Fitness Gear
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Selma Blair in LA
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Stella Maxwell in the Park
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Olivia Wilde with her Boyfriend
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Angelina Jolie in a Dress
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Malin Akerman – Bike Riding
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Florence Poo Fat as her Legs Grind Together on a Jog
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Izabel Goulart Hot Body
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Amanda Kloots Staged Paparazzi Pics After her Husband / Her Covid Sacrifice has Paid Off for Her
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Cara Delevingne Street Walking
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Stripper Pole Pussy Rub
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Hot Reddit Amateur and her Slutty Selfies
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Squealing Orgasm
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Clubslut No Panties
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Amateur BJ
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Ass to Ass
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Surprie – You are in a Porno
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College Girl Plays with HErself
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TikTok Thots
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A Lot of Lesbians
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Nude Model Wendy is in the SHower
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Covid Themed Porno
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Route 66 Ass Spread
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Melena in her Stockings…
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Public Misbehaving
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Weird Glove Pussy Rub
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Crazy Girl Strips
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Bathtub Pussy Lesbian Pussy Grind
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Mental Mondays
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Self Fisting is Crazy
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Big Awesome Tits in the Bath
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Close up Pussy Lick
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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The Only Way I can Get Off
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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The Spinebuster
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Pussy Bottle Opener
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Nude Model Wendy
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2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some Michigan white trash that sells low level nudes on the internet as “stories for her close friends” because I guess she likes showing her close friends what her ass looks like in leggings or a bikini as close friends tend to do….I know I’d prefer her to show us how inny of a vagina she as, maybe what color her asshole ring is, or something a little more interesting, like how many sharpies she can fit in her ass…but an ass shot, the gateway to a life in porn, for a white trash girl who was destined to work truck stops giving handjobs, but who instead was lucky enough to be cast in a Reality show for all of America to watch about little kids dancing provocatively, something Hollywood fucking loves….

I expect Jordyn Jones to eventually lose interest in dance, get fat and lazy, move back home, end up in line at Walmart while at risk for COVID-50, all missing limbs from Diabetes..but in the meantime, she hasn’t become that level of white trash, raised on fast food and cheese puff and soda like some backwoods trailer park hick, she’s all hollywood…for now…and probably for my lifetime…but eventually the world will end or Jordyn Jones will end…so remember these good times of showing off her thick dance ass you know how the stamina to fuck your dick off…

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