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2021

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

What pisses me off today? That’s how I like to start the day with the site, bitch about things that piss me off, unfortunately, I don’t actually care enough to be pissed off…so instead I am forced to think of other ways to entertain myself like starring at all the tits on the internet…messes pile up, opportunities missed, because I am just sorting through tits…I could have been a bitcoin billionaire, maybe even rich off investing in some obvious stocks, I could have even launched my own platform for some non-perverted niche, like Knitting…you know make the best damn knitting platforms for lesbians and seniors to knit together…only to see to the number 1 yarn producer for billions…but instead…I chose tits…not even playing with or sucking on the tits…just looking at the tits….in pics…on the internet….pretty comedic if you ask me, probably my best joke yet…

That said, new year, new me, and I woke up at noon…after drinking all night watching Yellowstone, which is the best show I think I’ve ever seen on tv, but then again, I identify as a cowboy, even though I’ve never ridden a horse, except that one time at an all inclusive in the 90s when I had a normal life…I was too fat for the horse and it was humiliating…but thanks to being an all inclusive…I could drink my feelings and pave the way for the hero I’ve become…..through perversion and alcoholism and disappointments in my self…

BUT ENOUGH about me, here are some stepLINKS…they are always a good time…to the 3 people who click em….

Dustin Johnson’s Sister-in-Law Has a Good Looking Golf Swing – in her Bikini with her Big Tits…
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Vanessa Hudgens Learns a New Trick for the New year
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Hot Model Victoria Germyn Takes the Hot Pepsi Challenge
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Alex Trebek’s Final 5 Episodes Start Tonight
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I love Cyndi Lauper but her EDM performance was Hilarious
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Suspect Runs into Cops on freeway
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When Your Sister Does Squats in Leggings!
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Holly Sonders Shot Hoops in a Very Skimpy Bikini
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Building Demolition Videos
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Rebecca Bagnol’s Hot Nude Shoot
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Cat Jumps into Fridge to steal Snacks
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Cam Sluts Be Sluts I Jerk Off To
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2021

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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My New Years Resolution was to not read any New Years resolutions, people are incessant with that shit and they never stick to it so why waste our time considering we don’t give a fuck about you in the first place..

I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions, they are bullshit and we’ve all squandered away our lives to be these mediocre fillers that leech off the planet and that the rich don’t respect or care about and view as potential slaves who best earn their keep or they’ll be killed the fuck off because otherwise we are a burden on their precious resources….

That said, in 2021, I plan to launch a media empire, run 2 marathons, quit drinking, sugar, carbs, happiness….at least get a new strain of herpes from unprotected sex with strangers once….and/or…sit on my fat ass, eating, drinking, and staring at the fucking wall until they cart us off to our COVID FEMA camps…

The future is bright…and I am actually excited to see how it pans out, which for someone who is never excited is a big deal…am I no longer a bitter, jaded, cynic…have a become the beacon of hope…or do I just do the stepLINKS…

Gisele Bundchen Welcomes the New Year in a Bikini
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Elle Fanning Can Twerk
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Girl Sucking off Gear Shifter!
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Dove Cameron Rings in the New Year Being Hot
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The Instagram Model Nick Bosa is Into
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Jade Chynoweth is Dancing in the Snow in her Panties
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Kitty on the Booty
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Instagram Babe Isabella Fonte has a Sister
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Syd Wilder Doing Alabama Fight Song
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What John Wick Sounds Like With Realistic Silencer Sounds!
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Dude Walks Into Gym with a Crab….
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Real Life Transformer
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Valerie Loureda Shook in the New Year in a Sparkling Short Skirt
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Austin Ekeler, The NFL Player On How He Spent His First $1million!
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Kid Dancing To Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean Wins Talent Show – Creepy
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Pulp Fiction Deep Fake with Smiles
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Girls on the See Saw / Teeter Totter / WTF do YoU Call It
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Justin Turner’s Wife Says Goodbye to 2020 With a Hot Bikini Shot
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Bloodthirsty Squirrel Terrorizes People Of New York City!
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Suburban Kid Does his Hood Act
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Fat Lady Stuck in a Balloon – Weirdness…
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Model in Lingerie in the Streets of Paris
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Singer Jean Watts Confirms Relationship With Lions WR Danny Amendola
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Entering 2020 vs Leaving 2020
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Kirk Herbstreit Has the Softest Reaction to the Mississippi State and Tulsa Brawl
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The Best Lesbian Scenes in Movies in 2020
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Open the Floodgates!
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Chrissy Teigen Booty in St Barts
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Alexis Ren is Topless AF
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Good news Ladies!!!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Amy Schumber is Bold in her Swimwear
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Kim Garner is Very Hot in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in Fuck me Boots for NYE
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Brooks Nader in a Bikini
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J.lo is Garbage
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Isabelle Goulart is Hot in a Bikini
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Lady Gaga in Shorts in Malibu
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Kendall Jenner in Aspen Looking Like a Bitch
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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Alexis Ren Topless on the Beach
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From stepSMUT!!

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The Worst Video of 2021
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Nice Titty Reveal
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New Year Ball Drop
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Pussy Spreader
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Amateur Bouncy Titties
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10 Acts that Make Her a Whore
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Anal Dildo Time
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20 People having a Shitty Day
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Some Lesbian Shit
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Keeping the Sauna Hot
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G Spot in her Butthole
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Cumming into the New Year
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2020 Really Was Like This
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Front Porch Dildo Rider
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Public Sex!
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Amateur Dick Rider
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Homemade Sex
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Power Squirt
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2021 Video Filled with Babes
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Ingrid Garcia Jonsson Naked!
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2021

01

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens had a banner year, not that I know what a banner year means, but I’m an internet dinosaur so I am well aware of what banners are…so it sounds about right…

The reason she’s had a banner year is because she got dumped, grew tits, figured out how much of a joke social media influencer content is for someone that is professionally trained with that Disney fanbase because she’s a Disney kid first..so that allowed her to become relevant again…in the most simplistic way, at the age most Diseny Kids embrace being obsolete and kill themselves off….but thanks to instagram….the celebrity can live on another year…

I think Vanessa Hudgens is saying this with a “wink”….”Happy New Years my lovessss. Here’s to a bright year ahead” because she knows she’s going to have a great year, she probably has dozens of multi million dollar contracts signed for 2021 and all it took was some “thirsty thursday” lewd twerk shit….for an OG slut with an OG nude back when cell phones didn’t have cameras….reclaiming what is rightfully hers..success based on ndues.

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2021

01

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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ON/OFF Flashing is pretty important work being conducted by bored women everywhere to keep themselves entertained and possibly paid…because everyone likes a good “Poll” and every narcissist likes a good poll about them…and what better poll than saying “what do you like better, nude or clothed”….inviting us into their lives on an intimate level..despite not knowing each other or ever knowing each other which is basically the intimacy our society has accepted as normal….because we get to see what they look like covered up and naked to decide if clothing helps their cause….whatever that cause is…but likes, follows, money for nudes, it’s all a dopamine release for the people involved.

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2021

01

Jan

Sarah Snyder Showing off Tit of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some useless girl who sells nudes or half nudes on the internet while pretending to be edgy and important…all because she fucked one of Will Smith’s sons, got put on the map on some level and people started paying attention to her trashy fashion sex worker vibes..doing that sugar baby thing in luxurious places amongst rich and famous people in that scene…pretending to be some kind of model, influencer, personality…all while having no personality…

But as the world gets sluttier and sluttier her content is getting sluttier and sluttier including doing fun things like showing her nips in her edgy hip outfit…and giving herself a cameltoe…

Overrated Sugar Baby trash you want to fuck….OSBTILF….or some shit…they actually call sugar babying “YACHTING” and her tits look fake….but at least she’s not into that whole masking and social distancing nonsense, girl’s gotta live..

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2021

01

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a timeless classic hosiery that is as relevant in 2021, because today is 2021, as it was in the 1800s brothels….because for whatever reason, I am sure there’s been studies done on this, mean like women to look like they are caught up in a net and ready to be pulled into the back of their pick-up truck for a good time to be had by all…or maybe, we just like when girls put a little effort into trying to be hot, rather than pulling off their oversized sweatpants, pointing to their cunts and saying, you can stick it in but only for 4 minutes so make it count…

You know what I mean, dressing up for the sole purpose of being “hot” is hot in and of itself..and here’s a round-up of a lot of fishnet girls being hot…even when they’re not.

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2021

01

Jan

Madison Iseman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Madison Iseman is a 23 year old actress from South Carolina which is probably why she’s so classy……..

She’s of Jewish, French and Dutch descent whatever the fuck that means….

She attended Myrtle Beach High and graduated in 2015…which is terrifying to think about when you graduated High School in the 80s…and I’ve been to Myrtle Beach, the trashy beach town that is terrifying….

She’s been in some Jumanji spin off shit that I guess is The Rock’s Jumanji, RIP Robin Williams…but that’s a way bigger title than I’d expect on her IMDB…I mean I based on her background and her look…I just figured she was working a Myrtle Beach bar’s Wet T-Shirt contest….or Jello Wrestling contest…but she’s actually “legit”…at least in terms of Hollywood, which seems to be the benchmark people go by…or the distraction people fixate on instead of realizing how the government is fucking you up the ass as they globalize…you know…because bikini pics are hotter than real life shit.

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2021

01

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt’s are the creative and inventive way a girl can pose her ass so that you can either see her pussy and asshole, or not, I don’t know what the benefit of this pose is, I’ve seen dogs doing it, I just know that for whatever reason, probably one that involves people being fucking sheep, when something works or becomes normalized, everyone hops on board…in this case, this pose, is a default pose, because I guess there are only so many ways to pose your ass and when trying to stand out amongst other asses, you might as well follow their lead in tried and tested, even NAMED poses….because you all lack originality, but who needs originality when showing off your ass, the ASS is enough.

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2021

01

Jan

January Jones Discusses her Chilli Shits of the Day

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January Jones, who I am not a fan of and think is overrated bullshit that was the hot girl in her hometown and knew how to seduce men to get what she wanted with her tits…you know the type….

I never watched Mad Men, because I live that Ad Exec life everyday running this powerhouse media publication with no advertisers…but if I did see January Jones on the show, maybe I’d be brained washed into liking her tits too…but they haven’t won me over yet.

I do think it’s funny that she used her seducing men to get what she wants so aggressively that she ended up with a kid that the dad doesn’t want to take claim on….and broken homes always breed quality…especially when they are rich kids…you know rich kids always do great as long as they have instagram and tits….unless they end up medicating with opiates they find in their shitty mom’s medicine cabinet because all these people, despite being elitists in the 1% who view us as future slaves, even a different species of human because we don’t sit at their high school cafeteria table….are fucked in the head.

I don’t know why January Jones is writing about her shitting after eating too much Chilli and Donuts…you know emptying herself to start the new year up empty…but I’m not into SCAT on a sexual level…I still pretend girls don’t shit even when my dick ends up with their shit on it….

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2021

01

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are panties too…and these are girls trying to reclaim their former glory….by posing with full back panties…being all like “I’m not on my period, yet chose comfort, but comfort can look good too, since it’s panties”….and I agree…I mean as a pervert, all panty selfies are worth staring at, even when they aren’t…and a full back panty is just a traditional panty and as a traditionalist it touches my soul…not really, it takes more than this to penetrate my soul, but I still appreciate slutty selfies…

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