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2021

04

Jan

Bella Thorne Bikini Erotica of the Day

Bella Thorne, being Disney Trained is a trained media manipulator along with her getting naked or half naked and “NOT GIVING A FUCK” cuz she’s hard…it’s so obvious that it’s some nonsense, all while creating fake scandals and controversies with other internet people to keep the fans addicted to this shit talking…it’s WWE dramatics that fucking work…especially on social media where everyone feels like they live in the same world as these rich and famous fucks because they can like or comment on their content…when really they don’t…the elite are still the elite and they are all fucking brain washing you….intentionally or not…I don’t know….

I just know she gets half naked and charges money for it and that’s a weird thing for a serious “celebrity” trying to make it to do…but I guess when people buy into your bullshit…you can do it…all while smelling like a pair of panties that have seen about a week or two of too may wears during period and stomach flu….and that YEAST infection that was likely CLAP but went away on its own….you know she just looks like she smells of asshole and pussy discharge that’s been kept in a jar in a hot car for a few months…because this is the desperation that celebrity is now…you can’t just chill being famous you have to incessantly produce slutty content…and in Bella’s case, thanks to her whore mom, that slutty content isn’t just incessant, but also incest….another trending porn category to remind you how fucked we are and why we shouldn’t use porn as our spiritual guide, or even as our content inspiration, just because we jack off to it…let porn be porn…we don’t need everything to be porn…because porn ultimately sucks….and I guess so does Bella Thorne but she’s got fake tits in a bikini…so there’s that.



Bella Thorne is also in a Bikini on the Beach in Tulum and you can see those pics if you CLICK HERE

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2021

04

Jan

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is a set of tits that when those tits were underage but probably very prominent, her mom decided to throw her on YOUTUBE to get those views because views are money and views on cover songs lead to record deals, which is basically the goal…get paid for the least amount of work and as we’ve learned the last decade of social media and I guess beyond the last decade of social media because I’ll never forget FORBIDDEN from MYSPACE and her tits – RIP – will you forever be in the top 8 of losers everywhere….cuz she’s dead.

Anyway, Madison Beer, and her record deal that has legitimized her lame ass youtube work, as the industry scrambles to figure out how to compete with the heroes on the big tech platforms….and the best way to do it is throw more money at them and sign them….Madison Beer has been pretty fucking boring….rarely showcase the tits that were relatively big compared to her skinny body…but instead just has the paparazzi document her so she seems less shameless I guess….if the paparazzi capture you, it’s not as eager….I guess.

But, she’s decided to put on a bikini top too small for her, her tits as round as an implant but likely an authentic tit, and the whole thing is the best she’s delivered in a while…so if you’re into celeb tits, these are a set to look at…even if her whole career is based on bullshit…

Do we care about Madison Beer, her career, her bank balance, her music or even her tits, not at all…but they are here anyway….

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2021

04

Jan

Nina Dobrev Public Urination of the Day

Nina Dobrev Squat

I know that there’s a huge pee fetish movement out there…..from people who think squirting isn’t pee so that they can justify their getting pissed on as being awesome fucking lovers who understand the pussy so well that they know how to induce a pee stream as a girl cums…..you know real man shit….especially in this era of hook-up apps and porno sex for ALL….then there’s the people legit into watching girls pee, whether on the toilet or on themselves or in the showers….you know the sext that knows you’re serious because you’ve been able to get a solid pee video so you know how a peeing pussy looks….then there’s all the drunk girl peeing in public that’s all over the internet…so people like to peed on…they like to watch peeing….so I guess that makes Nina Dobrev a PEE FETISH supplier…because without the peeing girls to document peeing us pee fetishists have nothing…not that I’d categorize myself as a pee fetishist but if a girl is going to film herself pee< I'll watch it... I guess what it comes down to is that being a Romanian or Lithuanian or whatever Eastern European country she escaped to Canada thanks to Canada's easy immigration rules "just have 100k and come on in"....she could very easily be peeing on cam sites in a basement for some armed guard and her fans on the cam site she works for....instead of for Olympic snowboarding hero who fucks her, likely up the ass, Shaun White....the proof girls like money and success more than looks because that guy's cartoony... JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2021

04

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I do the Medical Worker Monday thing because I’ve been tracking the nudes produced by nurses on social media since March or April when I realzied that a bunch of ladies who work in SCRUBS taking nudes on their break, at the fucking hospital and I liked the contrast that was from the messages the media was sending us about COVID…which I’ve probably would be called a COVID hoaxer if people actually read this site…and not because I am ignorant, or an idiot, despite being ignorant and an idiot, but because none of the government measures make sense to me on a LOGICAL level….it seems like a load of fucking bullshit…the virus may be real, but everything about it is very fucking suspicious…

So as the media praises these women for being overworked, stressed, our FRONT LINE HEROES against an INVISIBLE THREAT that has a VERY low death rate, and that isn’t enough of a threat for them to pull out their pussies to bring home to their husbands who eat them out, likely unshowered….and as these people buy into the stress and the struggles because it’s human nature to want all the sympathy you can get when you know you are getting it…especially when you can monetize said nudes to a bunch of fucking pervert losers….I call bullshit..

I don’t see funeral homes packed, I don’t see the stats warranting the lockdowns, I don’t think 1% death rate should make people lock themselves down and never see humans again, and I don’t believe their testing results are even accurate, or that the deaths they are reporting are even accurate…..

I do see an opportunity to digitize everything from currency to shopping so that you can’t screw the government out of tax money. I mean and TRACK everything else, you can’t travel, go to a football game, anything but when they start allowing you to, they’ll want to contact trace you because they can’t trace you hard enough via FB / GOOGLE and the fact that they can turn on your phone camera everytime you jack off.

I do see it as a measure of fear mongering and control…I do see every story of people under 40 who die of it…and don’t believe they die from it but appreciate that in every story they tell us how they SOCIALLY DISTANCED and wore a mask…proving that none of those measures work..like when they say don’t see your family, but jam into line at a grocery store with strangers where it is safe….it’s all silly..

But we’re not that kind of site, we’re about the tits, and if this is women trying to relieve stress through nudity and masturbation and being an exhibitionist gets them off, then that’s the best thing to happen with COVID, however I am sure its been going on for a lot longer than COVID, I only noticed nurses during COVID, but always knew they were the sex worker of the medical field…I mean it’s the job strippers do when they are done with strippers..

The point is, you can hate the media, the fear mongering, the lies, the misinformation, the inconsistent messaging, the fact that COVID cured the flu, which I think is more deadly than COVID….but you can’t hate the FRONT LINE WORKERS being slut, no, you jerk off to that…but if you’re mad at COVID and how it ruined your life before they lock you in a FEMA camp….you can HATE jerk off to the frontline workers who are just here trying to get their pensions…..

Silly world we live in! A virus that only kills 1% of people, maybe 2% of people, should be left to the discretion of the people as to whether they want to RISK their lives by LIVING freely….once the death rate moves closer to 10% we should start taking locking people down…..you can DIE of anything at ANY time, that’s what life is about…hiding in your house doesn’t mean you won’t die dummy…..

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2021

04

Jan

Zendaya Got Them Tits On of the Day

I guess the joke in all this is that Zendaya has tiny tits, so saying she’s got her tits on is not really having her tits on is a bit of an inflation of what we’re actually dealing with here…however when a small titty gets it’s time to shine in the form of cleavage, it’s a big deal..you know big tits don’t realize how special cleavage is when you’re an A-Cup, but A-Cups know…big tits just take that shit for granted.

In the event you read the site, you’ll know I do a weekly post on TINY TITS as a TINY TIT Ambassador because TINY tits have a lot of personality, can have a lot of shape, make for a more interesting girl because she needs to overcompensate for her tiny tits or the societal pressures of tiny tits, because the media wants girls to have big tits, and so do basic men who don’t realize that tiny tits come stock on hotter bodies than the big tit counterparts and if you’re a betting man into the whole package, you’ll find hotter chicks with tiny tits that you will from big tits…it’s a fact…science…

Anyway, I think the real issue in all this is why Zendaya’s photoshoot for whatever this is makes her look like a 45 year old mom going to her High School Reunion or some MExican or Italian wedding…either way, 45 and some obscure or interchangeable 50 shades of beige kind of ethnic….maybe the photoshop does do some good for these people….

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2021

04

Jan

Iris Apatow Underboob of the Day

I have done some posts on Iris Apatow, who is the hotter of the APATOW kids because she looks more like her mom Leslie Mann than her dad Judd, who you may know as the “comedic genius” behind many hit shows and movies who I saw do stand-up about 14 years ago where part of his act was about his daughters’ vagina, they were 4 at the time and probably something to leave out of a comedy act, but not when you’re dialled in Hollywood at the level he is, thanks to being a celebrated earner who can get funding for any project because Hollywood loves fucking hits, and I guess also love fucking other things that they probably should love fucking…but when you’re rich and weird and think you’re invincible you do weird things….like how Judd did stand-up comedy terribly, when he’s good at making movies and money off those movies and should have just stuck to that…

Anyway, that’s not to say Iris is some victim of being a Hollywood child, it’s just to say her dad is rich as shit, so she’s rich as shit and that in and of itself is a pile of fucking crazy…you know they think they are important because their dad was able to suck comedy’s dick and profit off it…with all those Seth Rogan hits you probably find funny….giving her a sense of importance all for doing basically nothing…rich kid in hollywood shit.

Luckily, at 18, the style is as naked as possible, the discretion is barely there, they’ve been taking and sending nudes since it was illegal, because they are all raised on porn and see hardcore porn sex as normal…all while being woke, inclusive, body positive, anti-bullying…..it’s a weird generation of contratictions to an old fuck like me….

I’m just more interested in the fact that they are all exhibitionists for clout…all are into showing their tits and buttholes, it’s like ‘we’ll just put this out there as I try to monetize bitches”….

This isn’t that racy, but girl is in s super crop top grabbing her tits, which is racy enough and that may be all the racy we need as a bunch of perverts watching some 18 year old dancing with her tits in her hands like a bunch of perverts would…and should…I mean they aren’t producing this shit for the dudes out there in their class that are cutting off their dicks and calling themselves ladies…they views come from those who jerk off to the content so keep on content creating..

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2021

04

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

I don’t know why I made Mondays about Moms, but I post the milk filled tit lactation selfie collection on Mondays, then I also post MILFs on Mondays, I mean I know that I only did that because of the letter “M”….I’m into alliterations because I am amazed I even know what Alliterations are…but I’ve decided to have more depth to my posts and really analyze why I do what I do to make sense of it all…so Milfs on Monday are more than just women who may not even have kids, but are old and refer to themselves as MILFs, the cheaters or the “Black Face” of MILFS…and I am sure there are a bunch of 40 year olds in this gallery who are just that…not actual MILFs but MILFSs by age…which aren’t MILFs at all…but instead just old bitches too old to be getting naked on the internet faking it….FAKERS….MILFs are about women who get naked despite having had a child or multiple children RIP through their fucking cunts and destroy their bodies and souls as they’ve gone onto a life of catering for those ungrateful fucks…you know now their lives aren’t about them, but instead some piece of shit, entitled fuck, who demands their attention, money, to be served by them, all without any appreciation, it’s just expected…you know because a women with 5-10 years of losing her life, her freedom, her soul to her kids, that she’ll pretend to love…is a woman that is broken…and in being broken…is easier to fuck up the ass…cuz the mom pussy too big for your micro cock.

POINT being….these are self proclaimed MILFs and they are being slutty, loo0king for a dopamine release, likes, follows, to be JACKED OFF to…because everything else in their life fucking sucks thanks to the whole thing that made them MILFs in the first place….coupled with a few older bitches who call themselves MILFs cuz they are old, despite not having kids….MILF FAKERS…

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2021

04

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Arching That Back of the Day

I am into this Charlotte Lawrence post only because it showcases how long and skinny she is, if you are able to ignore how fucking lame her high concept rich kid trash bullshit is….you can’t really blame these people for being creative cesspools unable to produce decent content…they are coddled idiots and have been raised on youtubers and influencers who are celebrated for some of the most boring images around….it’s just the nature of the new generation, who act or think they are hard because they’ve been watching hard core face fucking porn since they were 2….but that doesn’t really make you interesting, if anything, it makes the pornographers more interesting because their shit is now the mainstream….thanks to all these coddled brats being so into watching fucking…

ANYWAY….Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site for posting one of her photoshoots, because i guess she didn’t view it as marketing herself, but rather as a pervert stealing her exclusive content for her social media feed….unaware that blogs exist because FACEBOOK has done a good job eliminating the independent website from existing…thanks ZUCK. Just let these idiots post their shit here and move on with your fucking lives…

BUT I am a dinosaur and this is what I do….and in doing what I do…I don’t think Charlotte Lawrence, or her mom, KATE FROM DREW CAREY are worth paying attention to, but any girl who thinks stripping down is how you get noticed, is right, and I should support that, whether they are spoiled, vapid, entitled, rich kids or not, if anything it makes it more hilarious that it is a rich kid struggling to get noticed…when bitch is already rich…like CHILL man…you’re already where people want to go…the whole idea that her music in an era where all music is computer generated is going to be life changing…is a joke…this is just her trying to be famous which is lame and should involve more asshole.

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2021

04

Jan

Jenna Dewan Cleavage of the Day

Jena Dewan is pretty low on the Totem pole of celebrity, more someone who climbed the Totem Pole of celebrity and let it cum inside her, but I am not too sure if Channging Tatum is Native, so maybe he can’t appropriate the Totem Pole as a metaphor for his dick….but it does remind me of a High School Book Report I did many many years ago that almost got me suspended but that I was able to make a case for myself in that romance novels are literature and “Call Me Brick” – the story of a young girl fucking her dad’s native friend’s totem pole was ART not SMUT….I mean it was published….but that story has nothing to do with Jenna Dewan, but my English teacher may have jacked off to it….I’ve always had a way with delivering men things to jerk off to….and not in a gay way…..

Anyway, Channing Tatum knocked up this dancer because he was a dancer, and dancers relate to each other on a higher level set to the beat of their drumming passion and fitness and conection with their body that makes them good fucks…

I met a dude who was their manager many years ago, or maybe their agent, I don’t know, but he told me anytime he’d go to their house to drop off a script, they’d be totally naked and trying to rook him into their naked party….which I guess just makes this content insulting…

If back-up dancer bitch who barely acts but who has a couple of solid revenue streams in having been married to a huge star like Channing Tatum who I am sure makde 100s of millions off his Magic Mike shit, along with all the other jobs he’s had….is a nudist who tries to get AGENTS into her naked parties….she sure as fuck should be naked on instagram….which she’s not…and that is INSULTING….

You want us to stare, you’re willing to get naked in your normal life, but on the internet you produce tits out walking down the stairs in heel porn…get the fuck out of her and show us that magic mike battered mom pussy….instead of just hinting towards it. Jerk…

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2021

04

Jan

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash

Taylor Momsen’s showing off her tits because she’s an edgy fucking rock star….and don’t you forget it…she’s not just some sold the the entertainment industry as a child who probably saw some shit that would destroy you at your core because there’s no soul in entertainment….but she also had a mainstream acting career before realizng that her true passion was being a girl rocker for whatever reason…you know cuz she’s dark and edgy or maybe it just made her more money…who cares…

She’s basically been invisible to anyone who doesn’t give a fuck about Taylor Momsen, or her shitty fucking “rock band” that’s some candy coated version of a rock band…you can’t be edgy when you’re a rich kid, it’s impossible…you can however kill yourself because of all your “SAD” rich kid issues…and I guess create your version of a hard and edgy experience where you can’t even properly pull out your fucking tits like an actual rockstar trying to be edgy would…it’s like SFW rockstar and it sucks..

But Taylor Momsen has some creepy fans from the live action GRINCH WHO STOLE XMAS that will fucking love this…those are the real freaks.

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