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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2021

Jan

Sarah Shahi Bodysuit of the Day

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Sarah Shahi who I don’t know or give a fuck about, is some Texan who just turned 41, because the life expectancy of women is well over 80, she’s not dead yet, despite popular belief…

Her celebrity, that I know nothing about started when she was an NFL cheerleader, she went onto a few roles on shows I am happy I’ve never seen, including Alias…like get the fuck out of her with that…

Her dad was some political refugee from Iran who was working at the American Embassy before the revolution there and her mom was half Iranian and Spanish, if you’re interested in knowing what shade of brown she is as all these woke fucks don’t like to just let people be people, but instead identify people so that we know their ethnicity to police whether they are cultural appropriating like they were Alec Baldwin’s wife…

She’s looking good, I mean she’s a mom of 3 kids…but I guess to be an actress she has a certain level of responsibility to keep her body as good as possible for as long as possible despite the 3 kids…it’s a vain and superficial world out there.

More interestingly, she was married to the Bartender in Shameless, you know the guy, he has the black wife with the big tits and plays a bit of a moron, not that I encourage anyone to watch Shameless, that mocks poverty hard…but like all 41 year old divorcees, she’s on the prowl trying to get jacked off to in efforts to not feel 41, forgotton as her husband has probably gone onto fuck all kinds of younger hot chicks now that he doesn’t have those shitty kids around him full time….

The whole thing, not very exciting but I’m running with it…

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2021

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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As someone who has never knocked up a woman and not because I haven’t tried, or at least done all that it would take to get a woman pregnant.

Either I am impotent from the weak sperm thanks to hard living….barely hard living,..just alcoholism and a general disrespect for my body…because I am a firm believer that the my body, my temple shit is nonsense since I’ve met people who never smoked who died of lung cancer, never drank who had hepatitis and liver failure and fat fuck chain smoking drunks who live to 90…thanks to a life of good times and partying…

Or the women I have cum inside have WILLED themselves to not get pregnant, some mental Jedi tricks that work require a total disgust for the sperm their vagina is ingesting to never let it hit their egg….or maybe they were infertile too…you know because I am only attractive to barren women who can’t breed..my wife had her tubes tied years before I met her…thank god…

Either way, I’ve never had to deal with a pregnant wife, I’ve never had to deal with excitement from the pregnatn wife growing some titties, I’ve never had to suck those titties to make my wife cum thanks to whatever hormone is released when they breast feed that keeps them breast feeding, it’s all pretty fucking perverted…

But clearly, there’s a demand for girls who are lactating to treat that lactation as empowerment, as something to showcase or sell, as something to celebrate and be an activist about in a free the nipple…and the whole thing only makes me want to launch a breast milk cheese business to the weird lonely fucks into this…

But here it is…just a bunch of squirting titties to show you how titties work on a biological level…we call this TITTIES doing their job.

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2021

Jan

Car Taken Out by the Cable and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Jogger

Idiots Getting Towed – Forget They Are Getting Towed and Car Towing them Takes them Out

Robber Gets Shot At

Asshole Tries to Kick Dog and Fails…

Windshield Freeze

Building Crashes

Skiing the Streets of Madrid

Spanish Skier with a Fan on his Back

Capitol Police Open to Doors

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s nice to have COVID to blame everything on…I mean before COVID I was just a degenerate pervert who had no real ambition and nothing really important to say about anything besides looking at tits…

But now I can say my lack of ambition and nothing to really say is a consequence of the depression that COVID has put me in by not changing my life in any fucking way possible because I’ve been isolated, reclusive, weirdo fuck for decades now….

So what people see as COVID taking a Pee on the world…I see it as a water sports, golden shower, pee fetishists sees it, a little PEE MORE IN MY MOUTH BABY…I lap you up cuz I love that you give me that excuse I never needed, but appreciate having….

Here are some Morning Links…from a man in curfew that doesn’t notice he’s under curfew and that may not be a man at least based on penis size…but it’s nice to act like HE is my pronoun, even if that’s a vintage, outdated and DYING pronoun….

As the world become THEYs, here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Le’Veon Bell’s Cheerleader Ex Pulled Out Her Rams Bikini to Celebrate Win Over the Seahawks
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber in a Bikini in Hawaii
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Model Micaela Zaffronit in Bed in Lingerie
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Upset Steelers Fan Destroys His TV With a Ladder
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Model Named Lyalii in a Nude Lockdown
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Schwarzenegger On the Captiol Attacks
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Tractor Trailer Fail
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Cat Says “Well, Hi!”
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Sarah Jessica Parker Shares Sex and the City Teaser
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NASCAR’s Hailie Deegan Used the R-Word During a Virtual Race
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Helicopter Drops AC Unit on the Street
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Lighting a Plastic Cup with Water on Fire
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Grimes has Found Silver Lining to having Covid
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Nina Agdal Getting Physical
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Alaska Streets Filled with Moose
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and the Dreams….
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Hello Fake World….where everyone wants to be computers or trans…genderless…woke…weirdness making the world a better place….

All these people putting so much effort in, pretending to work hard on their nonsense we all have to hear about….

I am the kind of person who wants my wife out there selling nudes to buy us nice things. I always envied the stripper boyfriends who would sit at home smoking weed playing videogames while their ladies were making them money on the pole for rent, food and all my needs…

BE SAFE, BE SAFE..

When someone tells me to BE SAFE I know he’s am idiot…So stay safe….

Here are stepLINKS

Bella Thorne in her Bikini Top….
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Tennis Girl Tali Krasnopolski Gets Lit in Her New Skintight Workout Gear
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Kai Gerber Selfies her Booty
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Sofia Jamora in a See Through Dress!
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Bikini Girl Squatting her Bikini Friend
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Vanessa Hudgens Shaking her Booty
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Olympic pole vaulter Alysha Newman in a Bikini in Miami.
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This Model Hypearr is Worth a Look..
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Hooked on Phonics Creepy Rap
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Dad Imitates His 13-Year-Old Daughter!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Pokies in a Bikini
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Girl and her Soccer Ball
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Dua Lipa is the Dance Instructor!
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Soccer Star James Rodriguez’s Model Girlfriend Shannon de Lima Torched the Internet on Her Birthday
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Edyta is a Polish Nude Model….
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Britney’s Ex Spotted at the Riots
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Booty in Leggings Shooting
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90,000 psi of Water Does Some Damage!
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Girl in Bikini Does Handstand on Boat
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Why is Cocaine So Expensive
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Wild Deer Looking Ready for the Beach
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Girl Does Gymnastics in Walmart Wearing Superhero Outfit
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Celebrity Bodyguard Checks Out Bodyguard Clips From Movies!
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3 Girls Doing Crazy Bikini Acrobatics
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Sophie Simmons Big Booty in Bike Shorts
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Deshaun Watson is “Extremely Unhappy” With the Texans
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Nude Yana Kramina Sitting
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Dumb Woman Gets Slapped Hard By The Ocean!
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Car Transforms
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Hot girl skating
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Gwen Stefani finally annulls marriage to Gavin Rossdale
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Girl doing Gymnastics in front of Dolphins
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Car Gets Totalled In Colorado Hail Storm
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Food so bad these Prisons Banned It…
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Girl in her bikini Does a Handstand
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Baking with Madelaine Petsch
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New Year’s Celeb Frontal!
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Cartwheeling Dolphins
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Kari Riley Hot Model.
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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J.Lo in a Bikini Showing that Fat Ass
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Lucy Hale in tight Shorts
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Amelia Hamlin with Short Shots on
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Vogue Williams in a White Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Zoey Deutch in Leggings
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Celebrity Nudity Scenes
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From stepSMUT!!

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Standing Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Slow Motion Boobs
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Mirror Selfie
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Count the Sharpies
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Big Titty Girl Strips
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Messy Room Pussy Rub
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This Girl Lost her Watch
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Strip on the Rusted Out Balcony!
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Clubslut
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Alexis Ren Booty
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Wet T-Shirt Titty Show!
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The Celeb Nudity Wishlist…
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Naked Micaela Schaefer and Her Cups!
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Pussy Rubber!
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Face Sitting Lesbians!
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The Big Squirt
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The Best Calvin Klien Ad Campaign
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Naked Girl on the Stairs
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Girl Spreading…
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18 Shitty People Having Shitty Days
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Dildo on a Chair..
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How masturbating girl….
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Big Titty Model on her Knees
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Dildo Ride!
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Georgina Leeming Fucking
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Naked on the Beach…
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Big Titty Fuck!
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Zuckerberg’s Twin Getting Fucked
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2021

Jan

Stella Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is a nice reminder that you don’t need to be a celebrity to live that celebrity life, you just need to be the sister of one….same life, same house, less pressure, more down time….you know the better way to live…it gave her time to grow her tits out..

If you have the choice to be the celebrity or to be the celebrity sibling…choose being the sibling….no one knows who you are or cares who you are but you can still use the last name to get free shit…a fucking win.

Here is her sister Vanessa twerking that ass

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2021

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is a great way to end the week, even though I have posts lined up for the weekend but getting on the computer on the weekend is an idiotic concept….but a brilliant concept is the on/off side by side….

I like to know what girls look like clothed and naked in one shoteven if all the girls uploading pics to the internet, even your mom, are photoshopping their shit..but I believe in the lie, since internet is life bro….especially when you know what these girls look like in person now that they are all jacking up their faces to look like their instagram photoshopped pics because they know the internet is a more important place for them amongst strangers than that whole real life thing….

The nice thing about on/off is that some girls look better clothed than nude and vice versa because life is unpredictable like that. It’s a roll of the dice man.

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2021

Jan

J.Lo Fucks a Pole in her Bathing Suit of the Day

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J.Lo is not fucking a Polish person as the title may imply, she’s literally rubbing her perverted old lady pussy up against some structure as girls who like to cum often do…the vagina, once it knows how to orgasm, and J.Lo has clearly figured out how to orgasm will all that fucking she’s done, is pretty easy to make get off quickly…I mean girls may have cum in the same room as you and you’d never fucking no…because it wasn’t because of you…

J.Lo irritates me because she’s one of those super star celebrities who people love to talk about like she matters because she’s got this huge fanbase and legacy….but at 50 years old with her pile of money she still needs to put herself out there instead of going behind the scenes because she’s an overachiever…its why she became J.Lo in the first place, you know instead of working a diner or a stripper pole to may rent money for her abusive boyfriend who plays video games all day…

She irritates me because she’s been pushing this “I am so hot at 50” nonsense which really is just fucking nonsense because she’s rich and has a team of people to make her look as good as she can…plus there’s all kinds of procedures these people don’t consider plastic surgery, despite it involving injecting plastic fucking fillers inside their faces and asses…and I guess I’m just not impressed or as easily impressed as all the people hyping her up like groupie fucks trying to motivate her to start an OnlyFans…

I just see an old pig of a human with all her money trying to be jerked off to and seen as hot…which really isn’t all that important in the world…I mean yeah, hot girls get further and have it easier but when you’re already done, you’re done.

So whehter we’d all fuck J.Lo’s fat ass or not even if it’s menopause is not the point, save some fucking bikini ass content for the new generation you “take everything you can” bitch….

I like how I wrote this to J.Lo….like it’s a personalized letter to her cellulite or something…

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2021

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am here to support the FULL BACK PANTY because I remember when the propaganda machine started brainwashing girls into wearing thongs, despite every girl at the time thinking they were painful, uncomfortable, a good way to rip their asshole apart….not that I know if that’s really true, I mean women do tend to be dramatic, but I like to give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to pain because they are wired to give birth so they should be able to handle a pair of underwear jacked up their ass like when you were the recipient of wedgies back in high school because no one liked you..

Point being, there’s some nice about the full back underwear, maybe it’s a throwback, I am old and it is nostalgic, or maybe girls have realized that wearing them is OK and nothing to be ashamed of…I mean a PANTY LINE is not that bad…choose comfort and not some shit they’ll pretend the PATRIARCHY made them do when most of the objectives of men involve removing PANTIES no matter what style they are, not judging a girl like a catty gay dude for the panties she’s chosen…I mean I’ve had encounters with my share of piss and period and shit soaked panties that were probably in circulation a few too many years and I didn’t care so I’ll assume most dudes wouldn’t care and if they do…they aren’t desperate enough – aim lower…we’re here…and we’re supportive of all panties in efforts to get them off.

So here is some female empowerment….

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2021

Jan

Faith Schroder is a Body Not a Face of the Day

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Faith Schroder is a Body not a Face…because that face is mangled which is why she’s wearing a mask.

Even better is her caption to this video about seizing the day, living your life to the fullest, loving and thanking god, because he’s got your back, I mean her name is FAITH and her Dad is a Trump Supporter, hence Jesus is in their life….

Plus, her skin looks like it’s in its 40s, because all these tweens getting BOTOX to fuck themselves up and make them their “hottest” and most “Instgrammy” look like shit…

I mean she should go by FAITH THROATER and work sucking back alley blowjobs outside the club at 3 am…but I guess nepotism and being raised rich, because despite her dad being useless and irrelevant, he was a massive star and made that TV money..

So here she is in her fitness gear looking hot bodied, which is really what it’s about.

Here’s Faith Schroder in her fitness gear