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2021

07

Jan

Selena Gomez Another New Face of the Day

I guess Selena Gomez was tired of being the chipmunk faced midget she always was, so she gave Bella Hadid’s surgeon a call and said “Make me asian”…

Becuase I don’t know what is going on here, but it could be a result of her Kidney Transplant, maybe it’s altered her entire look to make her look more ethnic since ethnic is in….

It’s weird to think that a girl who was already muppet faced like a Kardashian because of her LUPUS Bloat, is out here trying to get a jawline and cheekbones…

I think Selena Gomez is one of the worst things to be shat out of Hollywood. She’s just a puppet surrounded by yes men with a terminal disease who is in and out of rehab and who only surfaces for monetary purposes like promoting whatever bullshit she’s paid to promote…so I’m not here thinking this is hot or that you should jerk off to…it’s just to say this bitch, owned and operated by Disney, is dog shit.

I mean Bieber had to marry some third tier celebrity rich kid to escape her bullshit…

Nice looking car though….

For a face reference, here’s BELLA HADID who doesn’t deserve her own post because she’s a fucking demon….here you go.

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2021

07

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Here’s a philosophical question for you:

What is a thong without an asshole peaking out of it?

The answer is not a thong I’d want to ever know…

Because the whole point of a thong, even when pretending it is to fight the pantyline that I never saw as an enemy…but that the underwear industry saw as the enemy and made all women change their approach to panties, throwing out the old and in with the thonged new….that’s how moneys make billions…tricking you fucks…

I mean, I never understood why the thong was even considered underwear because the most important thing about underwear is capturing all the discharge from the ass….it’s grosser that the pussy discharge…which can be gross but is still from the pussy and I like pussy cuz the government and Big Pharma and the media hasn’t turned me gay yet!

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2021

07

Jan

Maddie Ziegler May have a See Through Top On of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler turned 18, despite having been in a leotard on TV since she was a child, up on some JORDYN JONES shit, only unlike Jordyn Jones, she ended up in every SIA video because SIA is a reality show addict and I guess felt some connection to this Maddie girl….I think that Chandelier song came out in 2013 or 2014 when Maddie was 12…so I guess morphing into a muppet faced “influencer” who shows off her body is less about staying relevant, or getting views or even making money, but more about being an 18 year old in a very perverted world of slutty selfies for your fake life on a social media platform that really shouldn’t matter, but you make money off it or some shit…

We live in a gross world, with gross people, but the good news is sluts be sluttier than ever and I like that.

I know this is hardly slutty, it’s not some panty try on video for her OnlyFans…but it’s quite possible that that is where she’s headed…because that’s the energy she’s giving off here.

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2021

07

Jan

Courtney Stodden on the Stripper Pole of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is sent from heaven…I mean…not really, but she’s been a lot of fun throughout her prolific career as the underage wife to one of the least famous actors in the history of acting, one of those actors you’re surprised doesn’t work at the grocery store doing deliveries or picking orders during the pandemic to pay their rent thanks to choosing a life of acting and committing so the people back home don’t realize you’re a failure..

If anything, her husband was the kind of actor that should make us all hop into acting, because clearly you get paid enough to get this bitch, even when you’re a fucking zero….

What I am trying to say is that I like Stodden, her move into weirdo sex tapes, now Only Fans, like who the fuck is paying for this shit….and not just from her but from all the creators on those platforms baiting people into buying shitty nudes…

Anyway, in this video, you can see her on the pole despite not being a stripper, in what I assume is more an exhibition of how her implants double as floatatation devices out of the water, like when you see a kid carrying 1000 helium balloons in the park floating….only the clown titty version…

I like it.

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2021

07

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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If you don’t live in a tropical place or if you’re not a politician or a celebrity travelling to all the luxurious tropical places over the holidays, while our broke asses were in lockdown over some bullshit virus that doesn’t kill nearly enough people….then you probably haven’t had solid dose of tanlines, you know after getitng girls back to your room to fuck….not that you do that but it’s fun to pretend…

If anything, you only get translines, which is when you do coke off a tranny prostitutes dick…and you can only afford that once every couple of months…

But I guess, there’s always tanning beds, which are closed here and spray tans, which are closed here, so maybe this is really all the tanline you’ll get…

You’re welcome.

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2021

07

Jan

Stella Hudgens May Have Nipples of the Day

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I don’t consider myself a journalist in any way, I mean this is hardly a media company, it’s more an archive of how not to be a media company, but today I decided to take a stab at journalism and what I came back with is that Stella Hudgens MAY or MAY not have nipples.

Stella Hudgens, in the event you were wondering is the hot sister of the annoying, but getting good on social media when she’s slutty and not being used as a puppet by the Disney Shareholders to push rich people things about WOKE”….Vanessa Hudgens…and thus…the better sister and not just because of the bigger tits in the sister-titty showdown…but because she’s not owned and operated by Disney.

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2021

07

Jan

Erika Vikman Got No Panties On of the Day

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Erika Vikman is fun. I like her energy.

I was doing some research, heavy lifting research as I do, on Erika Vikamn, a Finnish singer who posts pics of herself in pantyhose for all you perverts with secretary or waitresses from chain restaurants who must wear pantyhose…or I guess flight attendants who also wear pantyhose as part of their uniform….you know to market her Finnish music you can listen to when you Cross Country Ski, Biathalon, immerse yourself in HYGGE with sweaters, blankets, kick sleds, dog sleds, and other exciting Finnish things,….

All I found was this info:

Yksityiselämä
Vikman seurusteli laulaja Dannyn kanssa vuoden 2016 alusta.[17] Pari eli avoliitossa Kirkkonummella vuodesta 2018 lähtien.[18] Syyskuussa 2020 pari ilmoitti eronneensa.[19]

GOT IT…

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2021

07

Jan

Lucy Hale in Tight Shorts of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am trying to give Lucy Hale a gynocological exam in these shorts because there’s not much else to do in a given day when every celebrity is annoyingly posting propaganda about yesterday’s events from their mansions to remind you how disconnected they are from the general public…

I figure if you’re going to wear tight shorts to be on trend for the paparazzi so that you keep getting those CW shows, in a “who the fuck did she fuck at CW, is her dad an EXEC at CW, she’s had a steady stream of DUDS but still gets work”….I man maybe the people involved like the way her body looks in her tight shorts…and out of her tight shorts while she lets them jerk off to her when they drop off her residual checks from Pretty Little Liars or whatever she was on….

I don’t find her all that interesting, but thanks to these shorts and my amateur gynocologist skills…you know it’s a hobby and a passion…I think I can make out herpes scars or it could be hemorrhoids…who knows….

I don’t know why she’s paying tribute to Steve Bing, but maybe she likes how he fucked Liz Hurley and denied being her baby daddy….before klling himself after writing their baby out of the will….seems weird….

Maybe she’s doing it for Bing Crosby…Christmas did just happen and he’s the unofficial FATHER CHRISTMAS…I know I play that album on repeat….because I also dream of a white Christmas..Holiday Inn is one of my favorite movies of all time…

BUT it could be her love of BINGO…a game for all to enjoy….including Steve Wynn who got his start in the BINGO business in the even you give a fuck….because Bingo is more than just community church activity, there’s real money in it…

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2021

07

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops!!

Titty drops are important because they give girls with titties worth dropping, and some that aren’t the opportunity to be put into content that matters on the internet of perverts….

It’s like shat else is a girl to do with her titties, if not do titty drops, then she’d be forced to do a traditional titty flash and there’s no artistry in that becaus it’s not some trending thing for titties to do.

I endorse the titty drop.