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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2021

Jan

Kaia Gerber Rides the Railing of the Day

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Girls love to rub their pussies up on random things, whether it’s those pillow or stuffed animal fucking girls you see all over the internet, to girls getting off on grinding against your leg like a dog in heat, or girls who like to ride motorcycles or horses because of the pressure it applies to their cunts….because orgasms don’t always need a mouth, dick, fingers or vibrators…even crossing legs the right way can make a girl with the right level of fuck cum…

I’ve known girls who press up against the door frame rhythmically, who ride bikes in a very specific pussy on the seat kind of way…I mean I HAVE SMELLED THOSE SEATS AND KNOW…

So seeing Kaia Gerber up on the banister, like some retard kid, because she’s likely a retard kid on some level, thanks to her mom selling her to a shitty industry despite the family being worth a few hundred million dollars, all starving her out to be the best model she can be to make mommy proud….on some Kardashian level shit because Cindy Crawford’s era of old pussy is into whoring out their kids to a sleazy industry….but stunted or not…we should get a better angle so that we can spot the WET SPOT.

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2021

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Nude of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is so fucking masculine…it’s almost gross to be into looking at her and her tall naked body and her not so masculine big tits trying to be edgey to get noticed….but celebrity kids are a fetish and Ireland’s really not that bad, it just seems like she doesn’t believe in her core that she’s not that bad…

I do think Ireland Baldwin is the punchline to a joke…so in efforts to keep the joke alive…I keep supporting her slow and steady quest for relevance, or attention, and as girls of the internet have known forever, that happens the more and more naked you get…

I think she’s a joke in part because her dad called her a pig, we all know that storyline and I’ve done enough posts on her to have established that she’s unwanted or unappreciated by her dad….he even went onto knock up some fake Spanish bitch 5 or 6 or more times to dillute Ireland’s value both on a monetary level by divvying up the inheritance, but also by hedging his bets that the fake spanish kids, who all have Spanish names, will offset the loss he had with her….it’s one of those DIVERSIFY your sperm so that you don’t have all your eggs in one disappointing basket…

I think she’s a joke because before the prison tats and the getting naked on the internet, she was doing the beachy influencer thing, before Kendall and Kyle were even hustling instagram that hard…she was early to it, but couldn’t pull it off…

Now I don’t use social media, but I can point to a lot of ugly fucking women who have mastered being influencers, without getting naked and NONE of them were Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s forgotten daughter…

She has budget, she has access, she has houses in various places to shoot, she could hire filmers, start a youtube…but instead she’s on the cusp of an only fans member site because she wants to be jacked off to…it’s weird.

I guess when you’re rich and have everything you want or need, the only thing left to do is dive into softcore porn…

It’s pretty disappointing, because she had the opportunity to do everything and anything, but instead is following the lead of a cam girl in Ohio with an Only Fans…

That’s not to say Ireland has an onlyfans but when you’re doing this shit for free, you might as well sell the spread ass version for a premium…

The only sad thing is when NO ONE will pay to see her naked because they don’t care…

It’s also not to say that she shouldb’t be posting nudes, I’d rather see her naked than clothed, but on a higher level, not all girls need to get naked to matter in this world, it helps, but it’s more exciting when they DON’T get naked unless it is for special occasions, or for special people. There’s nothing wrong with nudity, I am all for nudists, it’s just that there’s no need to be a nudist on the internet unless you’re just desperate to be seen….and there’s no need to be desperate to be seen when you’re rich as fuck with celebrity parents…and if you are, there’s a deeper cry for help here….

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2021

Jan

Ashley Benson Ass Shot of the Day

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Ashley Benson has consistently had a shitty body, besides the big tits, the rest of her reminded me of a overweight native prostitute with big tits but no ass…all barrel built on two scrawny fucking legs, but since finding lesbianism with Cara Delevigne, I guess she also found the importance of starving her fat self out and fidning fitness, so that weirdly shaped body is a bit more lean….but girl still barely has an ass, but when brands are paying you to get some attention, impressions, clicks and fucking sales, you gotta step out of your otherwise boring as shit content and bring the heat…and I guess this is the heat…

I am not against a small, uneventful ass in a pair of slutty fitness shorts that are more like panties, that’s the style and despite being old and weathered, Benson is on it….keeping shit fashionable…

But when you’re more tit than ass, and BENSON is really JUST tits and no ass, the marketing people should have been more strategic and made this a bra top post instead of a scrawny, starving yourself out, maybe thanks to drugs to keep you entertained during covid cuz you’re rich, bullshit that looks zero fucking fit and not that hot to me…But I guess they’re the high paid marketing people and she’s the high paid influencer thanks to being an actress once….so they’re the pros..but I don’t think they are really pros, because if they were, there would be some PUSSY DEFINITION…like DO tight pants right you fucking fulls…

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I like to think I am slow to the gate on Wednesdays more than other days because of Wet Spot Wednesday. It’s this self sabotaging curse that I’ve put on myself that I originally thought was funny. Much like this site in general, which I started as a joke and didn’t expect to update 10 or more times a day for 16 years when I did it, the Wet Spot Wednesday was my troll…you know so people who land on the site realize this is no place for them…and people who come to the site regularly would realize I’ve lost my edge and it was time to move onto other things like social media….you know the straw on the camel back….

It’s not that I don’t like wet pussy, I mean I typically dry pussy up when I interract with it, making the wet pussy even MORE exciting to me because it’s like a mystical creature…but wet pussy without the build up looks more like a medical condition I don’t want to eat up and if you see this and want to taste each and every one of them…you’re probably new to the site because wet spots are your thing…which is the exact opposite audience I am looking to entertain day in and day out…but yet another reason why WET SPOTS are a fucking curse to me….

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2021

Jan

Titty Girl Gets Taken Out by Waves on Purpose and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Polish Dude Falls into the Fire

Homeless Man Throws Change Back at a Dude

Cat Takes a Ride on a Horse

Crane Falls Into Hole

Snake Massage in Egypt! Sick Fucks!

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many people in lockdown have suffered severe head trauma like they were Dr Dre locked in Eminem’s basement, during this COVID pandemic when forced to lock yourself in your house and drink yourself into a stupor….which eventually gets boring and requires stepping up with the degenerate behavior by adding pain pills from your dental surgery…

Probably more people than those who died of COVID….

I am not a Covid Hoaxer, but more a “why do people want to live so bad that they’ll stop living to live”….not that leaving the house is really living…but you get what I am saying…it’s like live a little, roll the dice, go out in public, lick a doorknob, be a little risky…because at least if you die of COVID you’re part of the COVID movement everyone is so invested in….you know, they’ll feature you on the news, when before COVID, dying rarely got you on the news unless you did some dumb shit that people laughed at…

So if anything, people need to be more like those bareback gays in the 90s that were like “bring it on AIDS”….because you’re going to die eventually why lock yourself in waiting to die of something other than COVID….when you can just die of COVID…even though 98% of you will survive COVID when you get COVID….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning at 1 pm because I choose sleep over you fucks.

Hot Model Carmen Clarke in Pink Lingerie
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English Smokeshow Soccer Player Madelene Wright Joins OnlyFans
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Dua Lipa is Hot in Vogue
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Dr Dre Survived Brain Aneurysm
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Tesla Car Uses Autopilot And Drives To San Francisco From Los Angeles
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Naima Bossi Plays Tennis in a Hot Bikini
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Austin Rivers Pissed Off His Model Girlfriend by Hooping on His Day Off
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Kendall Jenner Hot in Vogue China
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Guy Chased By Neightbor’s Dog
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The Best TV Shows of 2020 in terms of Nudity
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Paige Spiranac Wishes Everyone a Happy New Year in Her Low Cut Top
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of covid was walking by a gay couple holding hands with their groceries maskless and saying to my dog “avoid those two, they are high risk” you know as a throwback to when Aids was a thing……a thing that didn’t stop people from raw dogging that had a death rate of like 99%….because you can’t stop life in its tracks for fear of dying…you gotta always choose raw anal sex when it is presented to you…..

Remember, dudes who draw “art” of hot girls they follow on Instagram did us all a favor because it creeps girls out so hard they don’t expect us to draw portraits of them to get into their pants…if anything drawing portraits of them is a way to NOT get in their pants….so thanks losers for helping me out since I can’t draw and still like to get int girls’ pants..

That’s all I got but I wrote like 45 posts today for you to ignore…if you NEED more of me…

If not, here are some stepLINKS..

Sara Sampaio’s New Year is Off to a Good Start – OOPS
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Danica Patrick is a Mermaid
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Selfie Roll
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Asian Girl Standing on the Wall
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Peyton List is L’Officiel!
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English Smokeshow Soccer Player Madelene Wright Joins OnlyFans
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TikTok Star Loren Gray in Bed
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Alex Daddario in a Tanktop
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Montana Brown Swimsuit Cameltoe
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Donna’s Mom in that 70s Show has Died after Premature Death Notice
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Amazing Baby Horse!
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Cardi B’s Toned Bikini Snap!
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Karin Hart Rocks a Thong for 2021
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Actress Sasha Pieterse is Feeling Her Topless self!
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This Guy Turns Himself Into An Optical Illusion!
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Baby Dolphin Caught In A Net, Gets Rescued!
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Lizards at the Pool Scaring Bikini Girls
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Alexis Ren’s Got That New Year Glow!
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Fanny Stollar With the Summer Vibes
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David Hasselhoff Replica from Spongebob Movie on Auction…
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Hot TikTok Dancer Isabella Fonte Bikini Tennis Vibes
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Skier Gets Caught Hanging from Chairlift
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The Onion’s Review of WW84
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Underwear Model Rocio Crusset in Underwear
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Dumb Girl Destroys Skateboard
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Bieber has Left his cult
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Skittles VS the Hydraulic Press
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25 Middle Age Success Stories
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Surprise in the Public Trash
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God Still Hates the Cleveland Browns
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Tom and Gisele Sell Penthouse for 37 Million
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Two Hot Nude Models Posing in the Artist Studio
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3 Random Strangers Make a Song Together
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Tom Scott Tries To Fail A Drug Test On Purpose!
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Jerk on the Door Buzzer
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Hoodie Dance Challenge Fail
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Rubiks Cube has been Optioned as a Movie and TV Show
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Von Miller’s Ex-Fiancee Called Him Out for Allegedly Praying for Her to Have a Miscarriage
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Very Busty Model Elle Brittain’s Recent Topless Shoot
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Dog Destroys Fresh Concrete By Jumping Around In It!
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Comparing The New Year’s Eve Celebrations For 2020 And 2021!
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Idiot Hipster on the Vintage Bike Getting Smoked.
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Freddie Kruger Starts a Coffee Company!
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Halsey’s Got her Tongue Out…
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Bills Want Chiefs Fan Who Said He Would Get “Bills Mafia” Tattooed on His Ass Cheeks to Pay Up
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Cop Tries So Hard to Not Check Out Girl
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Sharna Burgess – Whoever that is in a Bikini
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Aubrey Plaza in Tight Pants
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Hayley Roberts is Stretching in Leggings
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Olivia Munn in Leggings
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Amy Schumer in a Swimsuit
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Kate Bosworth – Still SKinny
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Alexis Ren Topless in a Bikini Showing Off the Fake Tits..
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Kelly Brook in Jeans
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Caitlin Gerard Nude
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This is African Porn
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Pissing Distance Champion
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Beating the Fuck Out of a Dick
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Weird Hippies Practice “FIRE PLAY” Circus Shit
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Can in the Cunt
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Role Playing with Leah Gotti the School Girl.
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Naked Drunk Girls
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Showdown
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Hot Topless Model Ani Grudeva is Worth a Look
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Janice Griffith Threesome
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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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In the event that you’re losing your mind in lockdown due to COVID…I mean maybe you are one of the people who lost their job…we can’t all be billionaires who monetize off this shit..whether it’s bitcoin, the stock market crash then boom, or what I guess is also a housing boom as prices keep going up and up while people are supposed to be broke as fuck…and eating each other in the streets to survive….

If you’re going crazy, debating suicide, drinking and doing drugs to entertain yourself because you’ve been forced into your 500 square foot shitty apartment with nothing to do..

If your Christmas was cancelled all over a VIRUS…the invisible threat…that keeps families apart…

You’ll be glad to know DUA LIPA, a Youtube singer with a legitimate career thanks to Youtube…who has sex with the HADID brother…because they are “It people” who need to fuck other “It people” in order to stay “It people”….despite 99% of people off instagram having no idea who she is…

You’ll be glad to know she’s in Mexico getting her tan on, along with all the other celebs in Mexico getting their tan on, since COVID doesn’t fuck with the RICH…it’s one of those viruses that is selective…like AIDS…

Here’s that ass..that the internet doesn’t CANCEL for being on vacation and living a better life than them…but are too busy cancelling everything else…like rape jokes…when rape jokes are actually funny….the world is nutty and COVID is clearly a REAL threat to all…LOL

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2021

Jan

Miley Cyrus Ass Erotica of the Day

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Miley may be looking like shit with her new look….you may find her looking like a crackwhore 80s rocker because that’s the vibe she’s going for….trailer park rock and roll….now that she’s allowing herself to be slutty and “Edgy” again after a stint as a married girl in Malibu who went back to country music and being more wholesome, only to realize that it was premature, she had more damage to do on the youth of tomorrow, because not all of them are out there masturbating for money on the internet….

This is her New Years post where she’s making her booty talk like some kind of puppet show you’d probably not want to experience at an all boy’s school..you know the making her booty hole talk…but with pants on….I think they used to call this the red-eye…but what do I know…nothing…I know nothing…

Besides the fact that Miley is a calculated, contrived, Disney Kid, who is trained in media manipulation and has had success with it…huge success with it…

It doesn’t mean it’s authentic, not even when she says things like “New Year, Same Me”….because “Same Me”…is pretty vague because she only comes out when she’s promting things and “same me” is never the same, it’s always variations to see what works, because she’s a poser….

They are all posers…when you’re Hannah Montana, raised in a Disney Cage, the idea that you’re a creative genius or that you even know who you are or what you’re about besides ratings and views is a fucking stretch….

What I am saying is that “Same Me” doesn’t mean hot racy edgy slutty fun popstar, it means “girl who does whatever gets me noticed when I am selling shit”…

So in that case, here’s the same old Miley..

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2021

Jan

J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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I saw this video of J.Lo on the beach on People magazine or some shit, not that I read that shit, but it was in the NEWSFEED bro, and figured I’d post it…because it’s an old lady pretending to be a hot young lady for other old ladies who are into this old lady because they grew up on her super stardom and were won over by her brain washing of the 90s and 2000s celebrity….

This was actually from instagram, but I am not one of J.Lo’s 137 million followers because I didn’t give a fuck about J.Lo when she wasn’t a dried up menopausal vagina in her 50s pretending she’s naturally hot in her 50s….

Clearly her vain life has been dedicated to her being as hot as she can be during the ROT…as she’s rotting…better than most but the pussy, treatments, diet, fitness or not…is still old as shit….and I find her trying to push this “hot chick” shit pretty fucking empty, in part because she’s old and by default not hot, but also because it’s fake and really NOT anything important in the world…

Who fucking cares if a 50 year old Billionare celebrity is still worth fucking…I mean a lot of older ladies do…but the general public shouldn’t…it’s not impressive to look good when you’re rich…you can pay to look good…and I thought we were in an era of inclusivity and diversity where the traditional “I’m hot in a bikini” was frowned upon, but maybe that’s a lie too…you know like J.Lo being hot in a bikini…

But if I’ve learned anything from fucking my sex doll, it’s that plastic pussy isn’t all that bad, even if it’s bad….there are worse things to look at than J.Lo crying for people to praise how hot she is because it’s what gets A-Rod off or some shit…

Either way, fuck these people…

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