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2021

Jan

Avril Lavigne Edgy of the Day

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Nothing like watching a 40 year old popstar and her nmidget legs pretend to be the 18 year old popstar she was 22 years ago…because there’s been no evolution to her brand…she’s still straight out of a 1990s middle american mall where the kids are getting into skateboarding and punk rock because of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater game….it happened…I saw it…

She’s also a Canadaianm and there are shitty Canada content laws, which back in the 90s when she happened, and we had limited choices to what we could watch and see since the internet was primitive, I’ve been exposed to WAY too many Avril Lavigne songs and videos and the entire time I thought she wasn’t hot, was overrated mall brand shit, so I’m definitely not sold on her posing with amps like a lame fucking rockstar she would probably marry…I mean is this really Avila Lavigne’s comeback, or is this Nickelback’s album cover shoot….who fucking cares…

What I am saying is she’s never been a popstar fetish to me, so it’s not going to happen to me when she’s nearing menopause…I think I genuinely hate Avril Lavigne, which is funny because I typically am indifferent with these people, I generally dislike them for the sake of posts, but I don’t have any real emotions…but this one…thanks to raping me with her music through the radio I was forced to listen to a various shitty jobs…without my consent…unsolicited Avril Lavigne music in my fucking ears…on some #metoo shit where she’s the predator….I definitely can’t stand this bitch.

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2021

Jan

Oana Gregory Tit of the Day

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Oana Gregory is some LA based Romanian actress who credits herself as being the first Romanian girl to be cast by Disney, which I don’t know if that’s true, but people take whatever claim to fame they can…

I know for the most part Romanians probably didn’t advertise they were Romanians because of the whole GYSPY thing, but this girl brings out the Romanian pride, looking like a mail order bride, despite being a low level working actress with solid tits…

I assume she’s hoping to play the diversity angle, the whole “I am not that white cuz I am not American”…since we are in an era of white people on TV becoming extinct and replaced with people of diverse backgrounds…an attack on white people I really don’t give a fuck about but think is funny….all these woke people basically writing themselves out of jobs…it’s hilarious as a concept…

So as a white person, the only hope is that they need a Romanian to play a Romanian, becuase a Polish or Ukrainian playing a Romanian would be racist…

It’s the whole GAY Dudes can play gay characters and straight characters, but straight people can no longer play gay or trans characters, cuz I guess acting is officially seen as the lie it is, and only people of the character’s background can be said character….

It’s all so silly, but so are these tits.

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2021

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Whether Full Back panties are hot to you or not doesn’t really matter, the fact is that the girls posting the full back panties are doing it for sexual reasons, they think they look hot and it is our duty to support them in that as spectators…

Not to mention, if full back panties offend you because they aren’t shit dipped thongs, or full naked cuz you like to know what you’re dealing with….you may be a closet case…because all panties, boy shorts, pants, no pants are created equally when it comes to hotness….so long as they aren’t shapewear for the fatties..

The idea that a THONG should replace a full back panty is idiotic, because underwear is underwear and the overall concept of just flashing underwear, is really what it’s a bout…it’s a panty flash, with some posing, letting us know what’s up.

Now some of these FULL back panty pics are fucking terrible, but a hot ass looks good in anything, so find the gold, laugh at the shit, I don’t single out the good or the shit, because I am just documenting the kinds of things the girls of the internet are producing of themselves, and if they feel empowered to be sluts, even if they are obese monsters confused into thinking they are sexual beings because dating apps let them get fucked daily by different dudes, not realizing dudes will fuck anything, inflating their egos into thinking they are sexy….leading to them producing this…so be it…I encourage it.

So here’s some Full back panty fucking weirdness….but for the record FULL BACK panties aren’t just for periods…they can be hot too…they just have a harder time of it.

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2021

Jan

Jojo Come Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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The only interesting advancement in JOJO’s career over the last 2 years is that we’ve figured out that she’s got big tits, that she likes to fuck, that she lost her virginity when she was young, probably after being sold to the industry where she did the whole child star thing, before disappearing with her pile of money…only to come back with tits she was ready to show off for hits…knowing that Nostalgia and the fact that she was previously famous would help get those needed views to make all her adult dreams come true…

She flashed her tits in an IG LIVE, ended up doing lingerie modeling for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, probably because Rihanna grew up watching her on her cathode ray tube television in her shanty in Barbados when planning on becoming a billionaire in America….a story that will never make sense to me…

So really, Jojo showing her fuck me boot, is hardly as hardcore as it should be, but the problem with all this instagram fetish shit, is that none of these bitches, who are all dirty enough to put their assholes out there, are putting their assholes out there.

There will be a time when all the mainstream girls doing porn, will still be allowed to do mainstream, rather than the industry finding new wholeseome talent that doesn’t sell nudes, but we’re not there yet, but that doesn’t mean that in the near future, Jojo won’t be selling nudes, she’s just not right now…and instead giving us this boot bullshit.

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2021

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld Sex of the Day

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Hailee Stenfeld is a pretty hot actress that I’ve only decided is hot in the past week and I have no idea why….maybe it’s isolation from the whole pandemic situation, where ugly pussy starts looking good…

Maybe I was just too hard on her because I think celebrities are the fucking worst, overrated shit that don’t deserve being idolized by the masses plus I don’t think they deserve the pay they get since any asshole will do it for free because any asshole likes the idea of being on screen for people to worship them…so the whole idea of paying celebs what they get paid as if they make a difference on bottom line sales, and maybe they do, I just don’t think they do…is really just agents trying to get rich and treating these idiots like they are gold, when they aren’t…they are just people…but the agent’s got bills to pay and he can’t bel like “you can hire her for 1 million, but I have 40 other people who will do it for free”….so they just go along with it, more money for everyone, greasing everyone’s pockets…it’s a scam…

Maybe I thought she looked fat, because there was a time she was thick despite having a dad and uncle who have spent their lives as celeb trainers…it’s like you have on thing to do and that’s be your hottest and you family business is fitness..

THIS IS NO TIME TO REBEL against the family business, USE them to be better…which I think she’s done over the pandemic, but I don’t actually pay attention….

The point is, I think she’s pretty hot FOR an actress and this is her in an ADULT role doing sex things…which for those of you who are die hard Stenfeld fans…is probably too hot to handle….since you’ve been waiting for this since TRUE GRIT you sick fucks….

I do not know if this is from BRIGERTON, because I will never watch that garbage, but NETFLIX really seems to want me to…but I do think it’s some kind of period piece, just not the way I like my periods…ON MY FACE…

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2021

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I am still more into the Urban Dictionary definiton of FROG BUTT, than the millennial getting naked on the internet is universally accepted poses, because they’d hate to go off the fucking program and/or script and try to improvise their own post, that’d be fucking CRAZY…we’re all a bunch of sheep doing the exact same thing over and over again because there is comfort in familiarity, or comfort in things that people have already done, seen success with, and is universally accepted….KEEP the creativity out of here and do what everyone else is doing…..

The good news is that when it comes to slutty poses, I am happy there are these gateway poses like FROG BUTT, to get girls confident that what they are doing is no big deal…

When it comes to following idiots like Chrissy Teigen, or accepting bullshit lies the media tell us, there’s a little mroe damage in the conditioning of “BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”….road to communism some of us are on….but when butts are involved…none of that matters, just keep the trend alive.

For reference, the Urban Dictionary definition of FROG BUTT which I posted last week, but don’t expect any of you to read this shit, is:

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.
Yo that chick at the Molly Hatchet show had a mad frog butt.

Brilliant…but not the same frog butt as these frog butts…

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2021

Jan

Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s a picture Dave Franco, James’ brother, took of his wife’s tits in some dress and slippers in their expensive famous person house, and we can’t be too sure if she’s smiling at some joke he cracked, or if he’s fucking a Fleshlight while producing this softcore amateur porn that may not be CUCK porn you find on REDDIT, but it’s a starting point…you know when husbands start telling their woman to put more tit out there, it’s the gateway to having 5 black dudes roll through and destroy her with their BBC as her husband sits watching with his chastity, dick cage on…it’s a weird world out there.

I don’t really give a fuck about Alison Brie, I didn’t watch GLOW, so I didn’t remember she had these kids of tits, but I do know that tits get hits and hits get jobs and staying relevant and working is all these money grubbers give a fuck about, so here’s some cleavage…that should be far more hardcore…but isn’t…so fucking deal with it asshole.

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2021

Jan

Addison Rae Braless of the Day

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Addison Rae is some overfollowed TikTok trash who has managed to use the chinese Spyware that is killing American children, by literally killing American children through idiotic challenges, but also by making them vapid dancing idiots who produce stupidity for views and end up going viral like some homeless factory worker on a skateboard, who is now working as Biden’s secretary of state or some shit, becuase social media is life…or something…

The fatty, who obviously photoshops herself, because that is generally accepted behavior, despite being a fucking BULLSHIT lie….has been adopted by the Kardashians to get those MONEY deals and make those BILLIONS as they Kardashianss run some influencer agency….and work with the best, or the most followed, to keep the family relevant….it’s basically buying clout with brand money, knowing no one will turn down KARDSASHIAN exposure, at least not shitty social media people, so they get to mooch off their audience too..

It’s just a fucking shit show out there…and this is that TikTok girl hit by the paparazzi because we celebrate talentless idiots who go viral in our society…instead of celebrating great minds, creators, etc…

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2021

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if the sexual allure, or the seductiveness of a pair of fishnets is because it taps into our primal instinct of hunter gatherer, you know when we invented fishnets as a species to get food, where I am sure some slutty cavewoman draped those fishnets over her body, ripping a hole in her crotch for her caveman to fuck her….

Maybe it’s a CAPTURE MY FOOD…ultra masculine approach to “TAKE WHAT IS OURS” life…you know pre-METOO….1000s of years before #MeToo, it’s safe to say men would just overpower women, whether they had to trap them, or use nets to capture them, I can’t say for sure, I am not an anthropologist…but I’ll assume they did.

But maybe, we just like fishnets cuz we know the girls posing in fishnets are just being sluts…and we love sluts.

Either way, here’s a bunch of FISHNETS..