Avril Lavigne doesn’t matter, even to a Canadian like me, who was exposed to so much of her music, because Canada is oppressive and control the media, and legally make the radio / TV play 30 percent Canadian so that we don’t lose our culture and become American, like Avril Lavigne…which is hilarious when you […]
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2017
30
Oct
Rat Cow Attention Seeking on Halloween with them Tits of the Day
Rat Cow is the fucking worst. I usually ignore her antics because I am blocked from her shit, don’t care about her shit, I don’t think her rat face is hot or interesting, and I figure it is just doing my part to make her disappear like the Kardashians, who don’t quite disappear because there […]
2017
30
Oct
Hilary Duff for Halloween of the Day
There comes a time in every mom’s life – where she lazily and exhaustedly dresses up as a fat bunny for Halloween, instead of the lingerie clad Playboy / Slutty bunny she would have been in her early 20s….but the good news is that this lull is termporary and that by the time women are […]
2017
27
Oct
Avril Lavigne Does Halloween of the DAY
I think she’s dressed as a late 90s fake mall rat punk with terrible style – who has been married twice to terrible Canadian acts because she’s Canadian and they get each other – now in her 40s..but still listens to Blink 182…when not dying of Lyme Disease. I do not know what a WWE […]
2017
24
Oct
Bella Thorne’s Topless Halloween Costume of the Day
Here’s some Bella Thorne at a Halloween themed party wearing the shirt you’d want to see all girls at your halloween party or ideally trick or treating at your house…because that’s the only way anyone’s coming to your sketchy fucking door…and if this was their costume it’s the only way your sketchy ass is seeing […]
2017
23
Oct
Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day
Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame… […]
2016
31
Oct
Bella Thorne’s Halloween Costume of the Day
Bella Thorne wore lingerie – because it’s Halloween…but also because it’s social media and any excuse she can to be racy or half naked…whether in the gym, at the beach, on set, or doing photoshoots for Playboy….this girl milks it like it is the cow Ariel Winter…. I’m actually pretty disappointed in her performance, you’d […]
2016
31
Oct
Maise Williams Tits with Sophie Turner for Halloween of the Day
I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but apparently Maise Williams and Sophie Turners are the girls who the nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi fantasy shit….which turns out to be everyone…because so many people watch this Dragon Shit…jerk off to.. I guess since they don’t need costumes on Halloween since they are in costume […]
2016
31
Oct
J.Lo Dressed Like 1995 for Halloween of the DAy
Subtle… I am all about asses. I think they are great. I never really feel into the J.Lo big ass hype of the early 2000s, because I just thought her ass was fat and kind of gross, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t fingered asses, eaten asses, or stared at asses while a girl walks […]
2016
31
Oct
Kylie Jenner Halloween Costume of the Day
Kylie Jenner dressed like a pig, who was dressed like Kim Kardashian, dressed like Christina Aguilera during her “dirty” years….and she took it very fucking seriously, because when you’re a skinny teatox and other social media based businesses vending…and you’ve been thrown into this world at a young age and grew up on it – […]