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2023

13

Jun

Lily Rose Depp in the Worst Sex Scene on TV of the Day

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Nepo Baby Sam Levinson who only has a show because of who his family is, since his shit fucking sucks and the Weeknd who thinks he’s important because he’s been really fucking successful with his shitty fucking music that a lot of dumb people fucking love, so that he has to pretend he’s some kind of important tormented artist, have put together what is the worst series on TV about some Britney Spears inspired pop star who has fallen off, featuring Nepo Lily Rose Depp who confuses being naked and sexualized in a show as acting and not shitty clickbait….have put together some weird fucking sex scene that makes me feel uncomfortable…

People are saying “this is a sex scene written by people who have never had sex”, but I am sure they’ve all had a lot of sex in trying to find themselves in this scary world of being rich.

I think it’s more a sex scene written by lazy people trying to maximize the clickbait shockvalue, acted by people who don’t know what they are doing, in some weird attempt to compete with soulless porno, while being just as soulless..

You see the way to merge porn and mainstream is to bring the real sex to well written and well produced stories, but NOT to make some weird blue movie that dips a toe in porn, without going porn, but is written as bad as a porn…

So in the scene, which you’ve probably seen since I linked out to it on EGO ALL STARS , features Lily Rose Depp in some blindfold, being dirty talked to like you probably sext your AI bot maybe 10 years ago before your skill evolved, making for some cringe and uncomfortable, NON-HOT content, even with LILY ROSE DEPP simulating masturbation…with this fool badly controlling her while pretending to be all intense….in the worst fucking way….

Imagine, being that bad at writing a bullshit show, with the big budgets and all, only to make a Lily Rose Depp jerk off scene unwatchable, that requires effort…

It’s a fucking disgrace…LET REAL PERVERTS PRODUCE TV SHOWS HBO…I could bring you fucking hits all day, I’ve been perverted for decades….

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2015

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

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I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents.

You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress.

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2014

02

Jun

Game of Thrones Nudity of the Day

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I don’t’ watch Game of Thrones, but apparently everyone else in the fucking world does…because you are all drone losers with shitty lives who need to turn to a television show for distraction, purpose, and something to talk about…I mean if you didn’t watch Game of Thrones what would your FB status update be every fucking Monday…and if you missed Game of Thrones you could always just complain at all the people on FB who spoiled it for you…

The point is that I encourage mass mentality, because I think when programmed by the right person, good things will happen…like mass destruction..

I also encourage any TV show with Nudity that is making other TV shows do nudity, because for someone who has always been too “racy” for the mainstream, this porno generation is catching up with me and I like it..

Her name is Nathalie Emmanuel…and her tits are tits on TV, that prior to this may have been tits in the porno…and right now are tits on my site…fascinating…

TO SEE MORE CABLE NUDITY CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Mar

Cable TV Nudity of the Day

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I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration.

Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias…

SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV:

EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE:

LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW :

TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love

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2013

08

Oct

Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

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I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted….

This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….

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2013

29

Jul

Some Sunday TV Nudity of the Day

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TV is pornographic now and I am a huge fan of that, because masturbating to music videos, figure skating, tennis and swimming competitions, Mary Hart’s legs, Chrissy from Threes Company…Jennifer Aniston’s nipples in friends, Roseanne and Oprah on the off days, some sluts on Jerry Springer and Scrambled porn, got boring fast and forced the world to turn to the internet to get off…and in TVs struggle to stay alive, they got a little European up in America….and said “hey sex isn’t all that bad, let’s fucking compete, fuck the Christians and the censors, and the advertisers, it’s on” and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good kind of evolution, progressive unlike when we gave women the right to vote.

Let’s just hope it leads to penetration…

Here’s Anna Paquin in True Blood

Here’s Brooke Smith in Ray Donovan

Here are the pics..

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2013

29

Apr

Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it….

But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it….

If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.

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2013

23

Apr

Game of Thrones Screencaps of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. That whole scifi/fantasy shit has made me uncomfortable since High School, when I’d walk by the nerds in the Sci/Fi Fantasy club interacting with their own kind in the most socially awkward way.

Not that being a loner is that much better, I mean at least they found people they can trade nerd secrets with, establish a bond that lasts for a lifetime, filled with conventions, cosplay and going to war in the park on weekends, it just makes me uncomfortable, especially when nerd guys and nerd girls link up and discuss how awesome their apartment is going to be with the video game/Magic the Gathering room they are going to be setting up.

You know what I mean, it’s like I don’t care that shit exists, I’m glad for them that they found each other to bond over the shit, but I just can’t take wizards, dragons and all that shit seriously. It doesn’t exist, my brain can’t get into it,if anything I find it stupider than XENA, but these screenshots from the latest Game of Thrones are awesome, because I don’t have to listen to the bullshit and I can focus on what matters, contortionist ass contortionized.

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2013

04

Mar

Stephanie Fantauzzi Brings Some Tits on TV of the Day

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I didn’t watch Shameless last night…because I don’t have a TV and I avoid my creepy neighbor who lets me use his for such important events like the Academy Awards….despite not wanting to hang with him…cuz all he wears is a robe and is often times exposed and touching himself while staring at me….even though I’m not a very good lookin dude…in fact I’m the kind of guy who can go to a gay bar and not have one guy…not even the lonely guy try to talk to me…making the whole experience pretty sad and not one I like to throw myself into….But thanks to the internet….I get to see all the good parts without the sexual harassment….I am also not that into Shameless cuz it is too sensationalized, you know just throw everything at a story that is offensive and wrong and people will love it…making it too unrealistic to get into….

Her name is Stephanie Fantauzzi….and here she is makin’ it in the entertainment industry…one nipple at a time…

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2013

26

Feb

Isidora Goreshter from Shameless of the Day

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I watched Shameless the other night….it is sucking me in despite hating the idea of actually being into a TV show…especially one that Emmy Rossum is on…but the storyline is just so out there…it reminds me of a Harmony Korine movie…where they just throw anything twisted together into one script…and see what sticks….because let’s face it…I love all things gutter and disgusting and perverted…even if it’s fictional and mocking my gutter and disgusting and perverted people….

This scene happened after a dad walked in on his son getting fucked up the ass before having a string of tennis ball sized anal beads shoved in him….sounds awesome right…well daddy is a homophobe and beat the fuck out of the kids….made a call and 3 minutes later this “Russian” hooker showed up to fuck the gay out of his son….while they all watched….she’s a babe….it works for me….

Here’s the clip…..

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