Skyler Simpson has 1,000,000 followers so you know that she matters.

Her content, like so many other girls on instagram is pretty much half naked posing.

We call the self starter, self produced lingerie model.

It’s basically the half naked version of a self published author, they may tell you that they are an author, but no one has every bought into their writing, they’ve just decided they are an author and fake it until someone buys into their writing, only it’s half naked pics which is a lot easier to buy into, hence the 1,000,000 followers…

I guess I come from an era where you needed this half retarded companies to validate your existence, to tell you you’re good enough, to give you a job or money and countless musicians, artists (not that I believe in art), were left homeless and forgotten because some close-minded asshole said “NO”….there are probably countless girls who wanted to be models, who never go that agency to call them back because they didn’t quite have what it took, when really they did have what it takes, they just needed to strip down and show it to a bunch of thirsty fucking dudes…

I guess that makes this era better.

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Valerie Cody is a reminder that if you’ve got big tits, use them, because motherfuckers will pay to see them. It’s the internet’s version of the bar bathroom, where negotiations take place to get a bitch with tits to pull out that tit for you to see. Everyone’s got a price and with this internet thing, that price is reduced thanks to economies of scale…it’s like bulk ordering tits, or a TITTY FLASHING COOP, the COSTCO of tits, where all that tit gets divided between all the perverts so that what would have been unaffordable is suddenly affordable…because 5 dollars from 100,000 people is a lot more than 1,000 from 1 obsessed idiot.

I clicked her link in bio and it leads to her amazon page where she self publishes poetry books, so amongst all her books she’s published is a link to pay to see her nudes. It’s safe to say all authors should take on the same approach, really all self proclaimed artists, singers, actors, designers, potters, milners, fucking bikini waxers, painters, builders, crocheters….link your bullshit art….but let us SEE the tits….

Here are some of her pics…so many titty models not enough time.

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