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2017

15

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Face Hider of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a shitty face on her fit, but now older body, that will likely end up looking like her trashy mom’s body, but possibly less bedazzled like it was the 90s and she was working the flea market before whoring out her kid..

I like the idea of face hiding when you feel insecure about your face – because even if your PR team has pushed that you’re hot thanks to DISNEY marketing team a decade ago – you actually know you’re not…

When it comes to Tisdale, the more boring High School Musical girl…it’s not about the face, but about the fit body, now old body, married body, cheesy mainstream and lame body….in leggings…and even that’s not hot.

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Here’s her video…from social media….

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2017

15

Dec

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence in a Big Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a fat model, who wasn’t always fat, but who found an angle and got booked for being fat, while not booked for being skinny, ignored and irrelevant event, but the second she got fat she started getting paid so she milked that as hard as she could…

Likely disgusted by being fat her entire life of wanting to be a model so fucking bad…only to embrace it because she wanted fame and attention so fucking bad..and here she is getting paparazzi love while eating a popsicle…sugar water really…to maintain her form.

Diabetes is a real thing, cardio health a real thing, people dying from sedentary life on the computer eating bad foods and not moving, it is proven that fat kills…I’m a fucking diabetic because of it…as much as so many people are..

So to celebrate sick people, being sick, like they aren’t sick, makes me fucking sick…

Kids need to not eat candy or sugar, they need to not think being fat is ok, because it isn’t ok, and it doesn’t look good..it fucking kills…but unfortunately it hasn’t killed my wife yet, which is unfortunate really.

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2017

15

Dec

Kendal Lee Schuler Tits Out of the Day

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She may look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

But apparently she’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex, whatever that means, he’s a homosexual and just overcompensates by flying models around with him to talk about boys together, if he even talks to them….because I’ve met girls in his entourage and he pretty much ignores all of them…

We don’t know for a fact whether she’s Leo’s ex or not, I didn’t bother googling it, but I can assure you if she was she really wants us to know it.

Posted in:Kendal Schuler|SFW|Uncategorized

2017

15

Dec

Week in Review – Kirsten Dunst Fat of the Day

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A few days ago people were posting these Kirsten Dunst pics – demanding to see her pregnancy test results – and not just because they are into women peeing on random objects – but because they care..

This is the hottest story besides the news reading Trump Tweets……I’ve been seeing these pictures pop up on the forum, I am forced to ask…why the fuck do people care about whether Kirsten Dunst puts sperm in her cunt or not…she’s 40 fucking years old and she spent a decade of her life medicated, on drugs, a fucking mess…before making her comeback….so the only concern should be whether the baby will come out a flipper baby…if she is pregnant…and if she’s just fat..you can still focus on her old fat tit…a tit that’s been fat the bulk of her career…

This is Kirsten Dunst, there must be better things to look at and jerk off to, like old Kirsten Dunst content…

An aging woman pushing the limits of when a woman should get pregnant or not…playing god …isn’t porn to me…but could be to you.

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

15

Dec

Gigi Hadid in Leggings for Christmas of the Day

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Tis the Season to see some Arab chick dressed like Santa Claus, to remind us all that Christmas is dead, it is nothing to do with your JESUS you love so much and everything to do with commercialization, getting people to buy buy buy and consume consume consume to let the world think they are participating in some Relgious shit, while giving brands and companies a solid Q4 thanks to people feeling guilty not giving their loved ones they want…

The interesting thing about these Gigi Hadid is that she doesn’t even look like Gigi Hadid, the new face, has done some interesting things for her, thanks to her dad buying her a career that she’s allowed to spill over into her sister’s career – in their trying to make the HADID family a powerhouse name…based on lies…

CHRISTMAS… VISIT MY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

15

Dec

Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tookes being Slutty of the Day

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Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tookes took to the streets to participate in a photoshoot for a billion dollar evil brand that sells overpriced, shit quality panties, to the world of middle of the road mall shoppers….by just showing up….because they are the hired vagina used to sell overpriced, shit quality panties to the middle of the road mall shoppers…

I don’t know how these immigrant babes are relatable in the least, but they exist and they get half naked for a million dollars a year, lottery winners in the get half naked for money lottery and these aren’t that easy to jerk off to – but you can always try.

Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck, which is a fetish to a pervert like me, because I frequent the Pro Anorexia forums all the time, looking for women who really care about their looks more than their health, and from my years of having this anorexia fetish….of at least she’s not fat, I can tell an eating disorder when I see one and it usually comes in the form of excess body hair…that you’ll notice on Romee Strijd’s arm…and who can blame her, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…give girl a break…she’s got unrealistic body expectations to project to the world….my girl…

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Posted in:Jasmine Tookes|Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

15

Dec

Simon Cowell’s Beard Lauren Silverman Nipples of the Day

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Simon Cowell’s Jewish baby momma, or wife, or girl he fucks or at least fucked once – likely imagining Seacrest’s tight man pussy while busting deep inside her 65 year old body – before knocking her up thanks to fertility drugs, or an enterprising Jewish woman’s ability to figure out a solid retirement plan, because the God complex rich kid Cowell, who is clearly on some level of Narcissist, there’s no way this motherfucker doesn’t jerk off to himself in the mirror, is rich as fuck…and that, coupled with fame will make any Silverman, Silverstein, Silver, swoon in her one piece with her big Jewish titties out, to distract from the fact she’s built like BUBBY…

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2017

15

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger and her Tranny Titties of the day

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Is this Bruce Jenner or Nicole Scherzinger, who can really be too sure in this world of everyone jacked the fuck up and confused about gender because they’ve decided a penis and balls can define them or get in the way of them being a pretty girl who all the boys jerk off to…

She’s just luckier than bruce because she’s made a career as a woman, despite how hard her face is, girl stripper danced harder than a Madonna Back-Up dancer, straight out of the gutter…the prostitution ring that was Pussycat Dolls…run by that other tranny Robyn Anton or whatever her name is…these girls are tranny hookers who tricked the world..

But with tits busting out, and a pile of money, no one asks questions on the origin of that pussy – or who built it out for her when she was on a trip by to the Philippines to meet her dad.

GOOD TIMES…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2017

15

Dec

Nicki Minaj is 35 Years Old with her Tits Out of the Day

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I just found out that Nicki Minaj is 35 years old, you’d think bitch would lay back and settle down and make some babies, considering the closer you get to 40, the more likely your kid will come out all retarded…assuming that her kid wouldn’t come out all retarded just having to be created inside of Nicki Minaj, you know forced to eat all the shit that she is full of, because girl is full of shit….

You know the kind of girl who was in acting school, and auditioned to play a part that has evolved into whatever the fuck that is…

She’s plastic surgery ridden monster with the nipple tassels on…and that in and of itself is garbage….SHE GARBAGE.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2017

15

Dec