DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2016

21

Sep

Cara Delevingne for PUMA of the Day

Cara Delevingne is part of the PUMA “‘Do You” campaign…which for those of you who don’t have sex with 20 year olds from social media is the most annoying catch phrases ever…especially when all the people who say “‘Do You” are actually doing anyone who can help their career blossom…and it’s just a bullshit excuse for them to be horrible people…in a “I’m just doing me”…like it’s a get out of jail for being a vapid, annoying, self indulgent cunt…a casual fuck off…so Cara Delevingne is a good candidate or casting for that…you know because she’s a cunt.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Isabeli Fontana is Naked on Dudes for CR Fashion Book of the Day

No Comments »

Isabeli Fontana posing with tween boys for what we can assume is the photographer’s fetish…naked women on young clothed men…I’ve seen that porn category….but I think it was called Clothed Female Nude Male…so this is the opposite – CR Fashion book..so innovative..

I guess what we all know, or what I know, because I have to write content on meaningless people everyday – over and over and I only retain one useless fact about them and in Isabeli Fontana’s case…her win…was being a fetish model for a brand called Victoria’s Secret – when she was under age…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Braless of the Day

No Comments »

Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…because she’s not superficial…

She just cares about how rich and famous they are….and how low their body fat is…or how big their dicks are…but not whether they have hair or not…she’s not shallow at all…or superficial…she’s just a model…who had the model life choose her and not the other way around….

But some good she’s done in the world is replace Megan Fox in Transformers…because hollywood is a lie…

Here she is in a Corset at Fashion week…because she’s a model…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia – because she’s a model and this is what models do….

Now you are updated on Rosie Huntington….something you’re not into – and shouldn’t be but I’ll feed it to you..

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Dakota Fanning – Butt Shot in the Rain of the DAy

No Comments »

Dakota Fanning was wearing leggings when she got caught in the rain in NYC…a very tragic day..because she went with all black, it’s slimming, and not all white…it’s see through when wet…

I don’t know if it’s creepy or just chivalrous that I like seeing a woman in distress, you know not being cornered in a back alley by rapists distress, but to a celebrity who has been coddled from a young age – to make her as comfortable in her acting as possible…the rain may be as bad as being stuck in a corner of a back alley in rapists…and based on the girls I talk to…their fetish is being raped in a back alley…so maybe my analogies just don’t make sense…

But what I do know is that her ass in leggings..and it’s young, not quite as young as her younger and hotter sister…but the wasted up older sister who was more famous for the longest time…less famous is the level of issues I like in a girl trying to not ruin her hair because the paparazzi are watching…

One of my best memories, the kind I’d devote a chapter to in memoir was when I was caught in a flash storm one summer…where everyone ran into the closest very air conditioned grocery store…and realizing one of the women was in a white tank top – no bra…see through…and hard nippled…

It’d be a pretty short chapter…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is from instagram…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Homeless guy Attacks a Truck and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Jerking Off in NYC Traffic

Rapper Named Famous DEX Beating a Woman

Student Fights Teacher

China Genius Way to Remove WASPS

Cow Kills a Man After Kicking Him….

Woman Walks Between Police Shot Gun and the “perp”

Cop Talks Football to Get Suicidal Man off the Bridge

Excavator Fail…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

People think I’m an asshole – because I am honest….I think most people are assholes, even when they are decent humans on the surface, because behind the smile is a judgemental piece of shit hypocrite…

I did two nice things today…the first was at 6 am, I texted every girl on my contact list to tell them they are goddesses…3 got back to me aggressively at around 9 am telling me I was a piece of shit who ruined their day because they couldn’t fall back to sleep…instead of thanking me for my kind words intended to brighten their day…

The second nice thing I did was refused to fuck a virgin, I know, I didn’t know they existed either…at least not over 20 years old…and I’ve never fucked a virgin…maybe some girls who pretended to be virgins…because they were old beat up prostitutes and we both knew they were being theatrcial…but I never fucked a real life virgin…because I don’t want their first memory of sex to be my micro dick and obese belly smashing against her as she cries in the traumatic experience that will haunt her for the rest of her life…

I’ll take sloppy seconds….it’s what I deserve…because I am an unsung non virgin fucking late night sexting hero….

Here are some morning links…

Sport Fan Sluts
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift – Whore Tits
CLICK HERE

The 21,000 Dollar First Class Ticket
CLICK HERE

Sarah Jessica Parker – Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Brad Pitt and His New GF in their Trailer that Made Angelina Mad….
CLICK HERE

Kim K Nipples
CLICK HERE

Road Rage of the Day
CLICK HERE

Corey Feldman is Sad
CLICK HERE

Guy Used a Gun to Play a Classical Tune
CLICK HERE

How to Have Instantaly Ripe Avacado
CLICK HERE

Hot Regular Chicks in Flannel
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

It’s always awkward when you go on a walk through the park and find a hot college girl in some slutty leggings with a slutty see through top being a slutty temptress feminist who is empowered and not to be sexualized…who is coincidentally on the same walk as you…on she’s heading home…and you’re just coincidentally going the same direction even though it’s the opposite from your home…because you’re trying to get in shape, trying to accumulate more daily steps on your step tracker…only to coincidentally stop at the grocery store she walked into…and follow her down the same aisle…until she realizes you’re there and for some reason doesn’t appreciate the coincidence…or view it as an act of god…and instead calls you a fucking creepy pervert and points to your erection in your sweat pants…trying to slut shame you…as all these college kids pretend to fight off but actually do..

Right?

Here are some stepLINKS…

#BOOBLUGE
CLICK HERE

Pippa Middleton Cleavage on a Bike
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt in Space
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale in Spandex…
CLICK HERE

Courtney Stodden and a Real Gay Chick Cuddling on the Beach…
CLICK HERE

Real Life Working BMW Transformer
CLICK HERE

Chloe Grace Tit
CLICK HERE

Justin Believer and Lionel Richie’s Tween are Over…RIP
CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian – No Bra
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Hates Katy Perry and Thinks She’s a HAck
CLICK HERE

How to Make a Headphone Jack on the iPhone 7
CLICK HERE

Hot Girls in Sports Bras
CLICK HERE

Sarah Hyland – Hard Nippples
CLICK HERE

3 Dollar VS 250 Dollar Sushi
CLICK HERE

Kourtney Kardashian Serious Thong Jacked Up Her Mom Ass
CLICK HERE

Jenna Lousie Coleman is Hot
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Fame Whore
CLICK HERE

The Game Admits to the Three Kardashians He’s Fucked
CLICK HERE

Rosie Huntington in a Lace Corset…
CLICK HERE

LeAnn Rimes Cut Off Shorts
CLICK HERE

Jared Leto is Andy Warhol in a Movie
CLICK HERE

Lots of Thigh Gaps
CLICK HERE

Giant Inflatable Moon Through China
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

Random Tumblr Porn
CLICK HERE

Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
CLICK HERE

Tits on the BEach
CLICK HERE

Kendra Playboy Slut – See Through
CLICK HERE

Big Tits from Reddit
CLICK HERE

Random Slut Gets Naked in a CHeesy Photoshoot
CLICK HERE Regina_IceTwistys_Treat_of_the_Month/

Safe For Work Porn Bloopers
CLICK HERE

Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
CLICK HERE

Big Tit GIF
CLICK HERE

Naked Slut and her big Booty
CLICK HERE

Fake Stripper – High on Drugs
CLICK HERE

SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

Lots of Cam Girls For Free
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

Need To Find Drugs Near You?
CLICK HERE

Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

20

Sep

Britney Spears Hot Fit Body and Panty Flash Dance of the Day

No Comments »

Britney Spears may be an money making puppet to her horrible hick parents who were likely too retarded and inbred to realize trying to get their baby girl famous was an unlikely dream..it was pre social media…but hick mom just kept showing up and dancing monkey daughter delivered and still delivers…all medicated and rich as fuck…so many years later…which should remind you that if have a stupid dream like making your kid famous because you find it cute..it could work out for you if you’re too dumb to be rational…because it happened for Britney…and if you play it right…you can hold them hostage into their 30s like a cult leader they can’t escape…so that you can run all the revenue she makes…giving her an allowance and she doesn’t need to know better..because she’s coddled…and her worrying gets in the way of her earning..

Well she’s apparently got access to her social media – where she hasn’t done any videos of her begging to be saved….but instead shows off her tight body…despite being a mom body…dancing…and panty flashing…and she’s fucking perfect…old..but perfect…living the dream…I’m talking about K-Fed…he’s living the dream…all thanks to this…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

20

Sep

Bella Hadid for W Magazine of the Day

No Comments »

Bella Hadid isn’t quite the future, but she’s the more interesting thing coming out of rich kid LA…she’s not that interesting really and I am sure she’s the same vapid cunt, all mainstream and pop culture sucking…literally with her billboard chart topping semen dripping down her face…but she’s got dark hair and looks mysterious…which I guess is a breath of fresh air in comparison to the cunts she rode, and not in a good way to get here…no, not the Weeknd and his BBC…the Jenner idiots and her sister…that I guess she’s trying to avoid by doing edgier and more interesting performances…like this one for W Magazines..

As a reference point to showcase that this Bella Hadid looking good, exciting enough, while Gigi Hadid has let her fake celebrity get to her head, and has decided to produce photoshoots that are just so fucking boring they don’t get a post of their own….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

20

Sep

Sofia Vergara is a Cultural Appropriator of the Day

No Comments »

Sofia Vergara is Colombian…turned American TV star after being an illegal smuggled in like a kilo of cocaine her family probably made her bring into the country…the same stock of cocaine that led her career because hollywood loves good coke…and Sofia Vergara is a passionate latin woman who like good cock…they are all emotional and shit…

But she’s not a Mexican, so dressing like one in a sombrero eating tacos is cultural appropriation. If she was white and this was a college campus..they’d torch her..before hearing her accent and not quite knowing how to handle it…because white social justice warriors struggle when questioned…

But I heard one on the radio yesterday – because I still listen to the radio…and she was going on about asian food and the right way to eat asian food and that white people can’t dictate or change or define asian food…without realizing it’s just fucking food…and white people have slaughtered the taco forever…

Nice mom tits…

But wearing a sombrero..that’s like blackface, or wearing a headress to Coachella…and for that..she should be destroyed…as a Mexican I want a personal apology…but I guess to some of you virgin losers…her Wonder Woman fetish pic is enough of an apology…

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara