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2016

02

Sep

Ashley Graham Still Fat for Elle Canada of the Day

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Ashley Graham was the clever, loud, strategic fat girl who got a modelling contract – based on creating some bullshit demand for fat girls to be models – as they are more representative of the general public – while model in general aren’t supposed to be representatives of the general public – they are supposed to be hotter than the general public – so when we look at them we think – god my life sucks I need this product….

But bitches like this come along – and try to upset the norms and try to reinvent the system – all to benefit their lazy, clearly very lazy asses, by trying to make it a bigger sociological thing – like “why am I called fat when I am beautiful”…because you’re fat – dummy.

Then there’s the whole “only my doctor can tell me I’m unhealthy”…and I guess anyone who has read any study on obesity – heart disease and other issues…you dumb fuck..preaching misinformation to fat girls who should be working out everywhere – instead of just fucking working out….take that energy and work out piggy..

But then she started working out and lost 50 pounds, that didn’t show, because she’s got another 100 to go…and her fans and loyal supporters turned on her, which was hilarious – because she was blatantly saying “everything I did to get here was a lie, a marketing spin and now I must get fit”…and that is funny…

Then good news for them – is that she’s still fat…she needs to be – since her only client is a plus sized model clothing company…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Tallulah Willis Hot for Instagram of the Day

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Talulah Willis is the more hipster, equally spoiled but pretending she’s down to earth, because she can afford to be with a less potato shaped head…daughter of plastic surgery ridden Demi Moore and the amazing action star Bruce Willis…and I ythink I am in love…

Not because she’s cute, even though anything with a vagina is cute to me at this stage in my life, but because she’s taking her trust fund in the right direction, she’s living the good life, and most importantly, she’s producing amazing content of either her ass…or her tits…I don’t really know what is what I didn’t look too into it…but I am a fan of these girls..

Sure I used to be mean about Rumer Willis, which was pretty basic and dumb as everyone was doing it…but for no real reason besides being assholes…when the reality is they all have hot bodies…and hot bodies is what matters for jerking off…they don’t even need faces for us to do that…

Not to mention…they grew up with egotistical parents – making them all kinds of fucking weird…possibly annoying and high maintenance…or needy and easy to impregnate…very important things to consider when looking at these pics..

Posted in:SFW|Tallulah Willis

2016

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart – Lingerie Model of the Day

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Izabel Goulart did some lingerie runway show – despite being old…she’s still got a few catwalks left in her brazilian hustle…these did the rounds the other day, I didn’t bother posting them because I was doing more important shit…like staring at the fucking wall…something I told someone I do at least 3 hours a day – and they thought I was fucking nuts…but I they underestimate what sleep apnea, alcohol addiction, diabetes, high blood pressure and possibly AIDS can do to an exhausted mind with hatred for most things but an unwillingness to kill myself because it’s all so funny…

I figure put these up a couple day laters because she’s not so famous, but she is so fucking ripped it’s almost disgusting…in a world of fatness, I appreciate a body that is fitness…coupled with a little starvation..

TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Look she’s a modern day Jane Fonda…with a Brazilian accent and a dad who is the owner of a Lingerie Empire….not a famous actor….with an actual toned body…but same fucking thing…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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2016

02

Sep

Megan Williams for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Megan Williams is some instagram model with 150,000 followers so she must be really fucking important…because this magazine featured her..

I had never heard of her, I just assumed she was the white adopted sister of Michelle Williams from Destiny Child, you know cuz their Dad Montel Williams is just a good dude…and their mom Vanessa Williams loves to sing…while her sisters Serena Williams and Venus Williams play tennis..but it turns out she’s from the UK…and not related to them black folk…she is however a model who has worked with Victoria’s Secret, whatever that means, she was never their main bitch, but I guess she was one of the back-up dancers…and she also did stuff for GUESS? because the owners of GUESS? are fucking pervert Moroccans who fucking love big titty blondes…

These are from July, I apologize in advance for not being up to speed on a model I’ve never featured in a world of thousands of fucking models.

Posted in:Megan Williams|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Jena Malone, Abbey Lee and Bella Heathcote Naked in the Neon Demon of the Day

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Recently engaged Jena Malone, who I don’t really remember from anything special, but I have no memory of anything at all, so she’s probably really fucking famous or something…she’s also a mom…out of wedlock…to a kid she named “Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone”…at least according to WIKIPEDIA…and that in and of itself is some kind of hilarious “my life is too easy because I made a lot of money in random hollywood movies that I can be on some self discovery journey that is like burning man everyday…where I come up with ridiculous names like Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone”….

Well, she’s in an Elle Fanning movie that I don’t think did very well – with other models named Abbey Lee and Bella Heathcote…where they get naked…

The premise is a 16 year old moves to Hollywood to model, even though modelling is more a New York thing, but gets eaten up by the creeper predators…that is the dream of every single instagram model ever…so long as the creepy predator is rich…

Here are some screenshots..if you want to see the clips – rent the movie and support Hollywood billionaires…

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(more…)

Posted in:Abbey Le|Bella Heathcote|Jena Malone

2016

02

Sep

Christie Leigh Lingerie in Boring Pics of the Day

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Christie Leigh is some bullshit instagram model – who probably thinks she’s really important – because the new “being a Disney kid”…is having a million followers on social media…allowing you to define your life, your career, and answer to nobody except maybe the skinny teas that are giving you 500 – 5000 dollars a post…silly…

The only challenge is getting to that 1 million instagram followers…it involves doing fake photoshoots for fake magazines that have fake followers to generate some buzz – to feel like you matter – and the nice thing about that hustle, that basic low level idiot hustle…is that a lot of these girls are cute, the world is full of cute girls…so getting them half naked – is a fucking win…for all the men in the world into seeing random cute girls half naked…it’s empowering…

Posted in:Christie Leigh|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Nina Agdal & Hailey Clauson Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Nina Agdal and Hailey Clauson are part of the Sports Illustrated summer program, where she’s showing her nipples in artistic black and white shoots….because this is art or some bullshit – at some event that Sports Illustrated is probably getting paid a lot of money for, otherwise they wouldn’t bother organizing this shit…unless they realized if they used their hooker promo model team more than just in February when they release the magazine, they can get content all year round…sure it makes the excitement that no one has for the magazine dwindle…if they get it everyday….but we get it everyday – from their hookers and other hookers alike..making none of this shit special, exciting or interesting…even when you can see the trick’s nipples…

Boring.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh for Some Magazine of the Day

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Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh in some fashion magazine as a reminder that behind every 4 million dollar a year model for some Evil underwear brand that no one really understands how she became a part of…other than that she was working the LA scene harder than the TAMPON ads she was booking…is a younger sister…we can also fantasize about having sex with – because sister sex is the best sex – for perverts who like the idea of sisters having sex – which is unfortunately every fucking dude out there…

I don’t know who Arpana Rayamajh, but this isn’t about her, it’s about Ruby Aldridge, my queen an old myspace friend who dumped me around the time her sister booked Victoria’s Secret, and her own career went mainstream, since no one wants a creepy pervert blogger as a friend, it’s a liability…it is also humiliating because blogging is pretty fucking pathetic…but I still remember the good internet times we had together….and for that reason alone…we all must collectively celebrate the enigma, the goddess, the skinny and tall…who looks like an actual model Ruby Aldridge….

Posted in:Ruby Aldridg|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Black Cop Daggering White Girls in the UK and Other Videos of the Day

Prostitute Offers Discount Because Dude’s Penis is Pinky Sized

Preacher VS Hooker

Dead Frog in Ice Cream

Carnival Cruise VS Marina

Right Light Runner…

Cyclist VS Motorbikes

Soccer Player Applauds Himself

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2016

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to go through life reminding myself that every girl I talk to, even the most wholesome and religious, even the kindest and most basic, even the most beautiful and happily married…has a part of her…a little place in her mind, heart and soul…that wants to be banged by more than one dude…

Is it learnt behavior, from porn breaking us down as a society, is it instinctive…is it some animalistic nonsense…who knows..but remember, everytime you talk to any woman..even your mom…she’s masturbated to getting manhandled by a group of dudes at least once…

Now I’m not into gangbangs, dudes annoy me..all fucking horny enough to fight for one hole with boners together..but bros and other primates and high school kids don’t give a fuck and make it happen because it is normal…..

I’m just into knowing girls want it…allows you to treat them with the respect they deserve..

Here are some pre-labor day links…

Titty Bounce..
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Rihanna Got a Drake Tattoo on her Feet for the Feet Fetishists
CLICK HERE

Nicki Minaj has a New Music Video You Don’t Care to See
CLICK HERE

This is the Best Fat girl in a Sports Bra Dance Video
CLICK HERE

Bitch You Lied to Me
CLICK HERE

Chris Brown’s Hooker is a Hooker..
CLICK HERE

Star Wars – Go Rogue Trailer
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift’s PR Machine is Working Hard
CLICK HERE

ALicia Vikander at an Event with a Dude She Probably Fucks….
CLICK HERE

Creepy Old Man Gets Off Wearing Creepy Bodysuit
CLICK HERE

Britney Covers Marie Claire
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Some Girl on Some Weird Star Wars Performing Art…
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Porn Casting Couch Audition Weirdness
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Buy a Piece of American Hollywood History…with this 135,000 dollar house!
CLICK HERE

Gold Coated Popcorn
CLICK HERE

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