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2015

15

Sep

Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day

I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…

But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production…

Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner…

So weird.

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2015

15

Sep

Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day

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As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk…

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If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break….

She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARLOTTE SPORTS BRA BECAUSE SHE’S THE NEW TITS ON THE BLOCK DESPIRTE HER OLD FACE CLICK HERE

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2015

15

Sep

Kim Kardashian Releases New Topless Pics of the Day

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There are so many women who are actually good looking…

There are so many women who do good things in this life…

There are so many women who are inspiring ….

Then there’s Kim Kardashian…the woman who looks like a cartoon character, taking all their fucking money…as she continues to expose herself, and throw herself down the throats of America..because the media is just that pathetic and need a family like the Kardashians to focus on…

These are apparently from her APP, which is a clearly a 2.99 a month porn app, a horrible fucking porn app, that apple will approve because KIm Kardashian makes them money and her porn is good business…

Horrible…

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2015

15

Sep

The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day

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Photographer Brendan Forbes shot Kylie Jenner…unfortunately not in the face, or with an elephant gun required to take out her garbage family, because I guess there was a window where he could go for humanity and element these idiots, or instead, take the money they paid him to shoot them, and have one big shoot with the most talked about girl, who really isn’t to blame for all the press, she’s just been packaged and sold off by her parents, the people who under normal circumstances have the sole responsibility of caring for her, but were too caught up in their lives to care…forcing the babysitter, TYGA to come in and offer a home for her…and be the dad she always wanted…but her dad was too busy…being a woman…dealing with normal women problems like hair and make-up…

The good news is that Photographer Brendan Forbes takes good pics…like this one of Miley’s ass for her new app…that we can assume will eventually become a porn site…because that’s just the way the world is going these days…

Because if you can’t be a vigilante killing off evil for humanity, you might as well get butt shots!

I am a fan of this picture.

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2015

15

Sep

Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day

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I have an ongoing joke, with myself, because no one listens to me, and I talk to myself, that Haley Joel Osment, the star from The Sixth Sense, who I think was even Oscar Nominated, has gone on to become a woman, like Bruce Jenner, without all the marketing around it, because he was clever enough to realize no one cared about an awkward teenage boy, and but everyone cares about teenage girls, revealing himself as his “sister”…whatever the fuck her name is…who has gone onto have a solid career…and tits…really solid tits…

It’s really a funny joke, to me..for myself..because no one listen to me and I talk to myself…

So you just won’t get it…

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2015

15

Sep

Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day

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I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world…

That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it…

What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing…

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2015

15

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy

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Sofia Vergara brought her old Botox face to Jimmy Kimmel, where she continued to fool the world into thinking she’s a comedic actress, because she is a comedic actress, on one of TV, yes TV, it is still around’s most prized show I call…Sofia Vergara’s tits and accents while Sarah Hyland learns how to slut…but to America it is Modern Family…

I mean I guess comedic acting, which apparently requires little to no talent, just tits, if the role is written for you, thanks to using those tits on one of the producers, making it seem like a lottery win…

In her 20a, when you’d expect tits like this to really be at their best, she was half naked and hosting cheesy latin shows after she escaped Colombia due to either being rich from drug and/or coffee money….or as a refugee…the kind of migrant you’d want to take in and take advantage of…even if she came with a kid in tow…because she’s just that good…

I guess what I am getting at is that sometimes tits carry a girl into their old age, sometimes using those tits as a bikini clad host of cheesy shit in the 90s as a vehicle to get to this superstar celebrity status as an actress..because acting requires very little talent, just access…and access can come by giving accsss to a motherfucker to your pussy to cum…it’s what I call raw talent…since no one uses condoms..

Either way, she’s keeping the sex appeal alive, fit and with botoz…and she’s on Kimmel…with that voice…that she plays up aggressive as I’ve never met a Colombian who sounds quite like this cartoony, fetish version of a Colombian…she knows how to seduce…

Here she is on Married with Children…

Here she is on people flirting with her husband

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2015

15

Sep

Alice Exx Heart Shaped Nipples and her Pet from Australia of the Day

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Alice Exx is some babe from Australia, I don’t really know anything about her, she hasn’t agreed to go on any dates, she’s not an ex girlfriend, we’ve never made passionate love like out of a daytime soap opera and we haven’t had a Disney Romance…She hasn’t come over to to cuddle with me…we have never NETFLIXED and Chilled…and I didn’t match her on Tinder, so I’m not sure I know how how to deal with her, as tinder girls are the only ones I understand these days…(not sponsored by tinder, but should be, send me money you DOT COM BILLIONAIRE FASCISTS )……

Maybe it’s got to do with not being in Australia, but lucky we have a correspondent in Australia , Art Provocative , sending me all kinds of pictures of all kinds of people…often times sex workers and sometimes just local babies…and in this case Alice Exx i and her heart shaped nipples…that like are like an emoji but better….because they are nipples.

All this to say..this is a pretty perfect shoot…

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2015

15

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day

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I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit…

I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows…

I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going…

That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it…

Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless…

Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good.

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER SCARY FACE CELEBRATING ONE YEAR OF MARRIAGE CLICK HERE

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2015

15

Sep

Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day

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I don’t know if Amber Rose is a white girl with a tan, or a black girl who is light skinned, or some other ethnicity, because she’s one of those over filtered, over made-up, stripper looking bitches who fucks rappers and isn’t really someone anyone pays attention to enough to bother knowing her ethnic background…because all she really is is Gold Digger…

Well, she posted a picture of her in blackface and the real issue is that if girl posts a pic of her in blackface and a wig, people notice and not to call her out for
being a racist or to question her race, but to just post it, and all she had to do for that was fuck rappers…like a hooker…groupie…until one knocked her up…

It’s just so ridiculous…and here I am participating in this nonsense…for no reason…I could be doing so much more…like sucking my own nipple..because like Amber Rose, I am an independent woman so long as my rich man pays me child support and alimony…

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