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2015

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend, being a Canadian, was definitely the not the Fourth of July.. but there were fireworks and traffic caused by the fireworks…but more importantly…there were drunk half naked chicks in bikinis…ready for a gangbang, just not for the USA, but rather for their own perversions thanks to growing up on porn….

I also started snapchat…. Add Drunkstepfather

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I also hav an instagram ….@drunkenstepfatherdotcom

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Here are some morning…Summer is half over…nothing left to live for…morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Man Shoots Firewoorks Off head – Dies Instantly…
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Bull Mastiff Tells on French Bulldog…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Elle Fanning See through…
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Do Burget King Ad – Which Could Actually be the Burger King Ad
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Homeless Man Concert Pianist
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Hilary DUff Thighs
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Billy Joel’s New Uptown Girl
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2 Month Baby Found On the Side of the Road
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Takes Shark Out of the Water…
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies…
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The Guy Who Plays Superman for the People Who Jerk off To Superman
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The Mexican Weather WOman…
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2015

03

Jul

Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy

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Her name is Lindsay Hancock and she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…and I am not just saying that because I know her and love her…I am saying that because she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…

She’s an All-American babe doing All-American things like and All-American BBQ..with All-American Fireworkds in and All-American Bathing Suit…It’s like this All-American idea was conceived in my mind….even though I am not American….

It’s obviously for All-American America Day…Independence Day….Fourth of July Day…Fireworks Day…and I’m glads she’s not the average size of American women…

These pictures were shot by the incredible, talented, superstar RONY ALWIN ….who you may know as a genius photographer…or as a legend in the party scene with his RONYSPHOTOBOOTH project he probably started a decade ago…I’m a fan of everything and everyone going on in here…

FOLLOW @RONYALWIN .

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2015

03

Jul

Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day

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My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks…

That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction….

That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July..

VIA KaveriisPhotos

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2015

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fourth of July…if you are working you are either not american, anti-american, or american but with no friends or family…sitting there all alone…like the pathetic loser you are…

As a pathetic loser myself, I am here for you…with blog posts about people that bore me, but who look better and live better than me, which isn’t saying much.

Last night I was in a 24 hour donut shop where 3 homeless people were sitting trying to keep warm…nursing their shit coffee…and they were living a better life than me…

So fourth of july…yay America…Living the American dream…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Doing the Whole USA AMerica
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Emma Roberts is Amazing..
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Amanda Seyfried Has a Case of Fetus Fever
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Shia LA Beef Line Dancing in a Parking Lot
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Coco Big Tits in a Nurse Outfit…
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Hilary Duff Unleashes Some Thighs…
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Whole Food Trying to Save Face on their “healthy food” Over Charging Scam
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Jurassic World Shot By Shot
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Girl Smoking Weed on a Trunk
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Elle Fanning See Through Braless
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Liz Hurley Big Tits
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Chris Pratt Preticted Chris PRatt
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Russell Wilson’s First Fight With Ciara was OVer Tom Brady
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Amazing Turtle in the Great Barrier Reef Video….
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie to Relive Miley Cyrus Fingering her..
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Amy Jackson has Tits
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BBQ Hacks…
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Sienna Miller in a Bikini
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are Hiding in the Bahamas
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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I Love that Crazy Christian
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Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky – Because Why Not…
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God Bless Merica
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Some Babe Named Matilda Price
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Yankees Pay 150k for the AROD 3000th Hit Ball
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Eva Longoria Wet Pokies…
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Fat Guy Makes Threats
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Porn Addiction isn’t Real….
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Tits Banned from Snapchat
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WAG in a Bikini
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Freestyle Road Bike
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Chrissy Teigen Puts on a Bra
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The Jenner’s in Bikinis
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Thank God She Has Tits
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American Flag Porn…
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This is Disgusting
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Artistic Butt Plug Picture of the Day
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Post Workout Strip
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Pussy Skills
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Anal!
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Tessa Fowler Flahses Her USA Bikini
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Trailer Hitching
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10 Sexy GIFS
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Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
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2015

03

Jul

Taylor Swift Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift with her fake friends that she probably has a management deal with…because why the fuck else would she promote them…I mean they’re popular…and she may be trying to eat their souls as she does…but before she does…”let’s take a faggot picture together of us doing a jump for the fourth of july”…

Fuck these clowns…

Here’s Calvin Harris showing you his lottery win…whether they get married, he knocks her up, he gives her Rita Ora herpes she got on her rise to the record deal, or maybe he got them from groupies, or maybe she had them to begin with because John Mayer..who cares…LA is herpes…and having Taylor Swift riding your back…is a fucking win…she’s hot, the most successful act right now, and if you get to be a lyric in her song..that’s great for a DJ career…I respect that hustle…seriously..DJs…hilarious..

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2015

03

Jul

Kristy Goretskaya for Grazia By Purienne of the Day

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I’ve posted topless pics of model Kristy Goretskaya …

I still don’t know who she is…I don’t know what Russian Mafia Run cam room she was pulled out of to become a titty model for fashion…but I know Henrick Purienne, or at least his work, and as a photographer, and I say this about a handful of photographers…he’s one of the most compelling and interesting out there when it comes to getting girls naked and making them look good naked…artistic, fashionable, relevant..whatever the fuck this is…

I think there’s nothing more american than Two immigrants producing amazing content for some immigrant magazine that has nothing to do with America, other than the fact that Purienne has a US work visa…which means he has a social security number and the ability to get a US cell phone…and that he probably lives in a Hollywood Hills house far more substantial than anything your white trash ass will ever live in…at least that’s where the top pic looks like it was shot….which is American enough..you know keep the American poor and in suburban hell shopping at Walmart…and give the non-American rich people all the accesss to all the amazing America has to offer #landofthefree…. #USA

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2015

03

Jul

Emmmmmma Roberts Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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I don’t care about her, what she’s up to in her career, I don’t follow her shit, but I still like Emmmmmma Roberts…

I like that she’s the daughter of train wreck, Academy Award Winning, Womanizing and Drug Addicted, current star of Rihanna’s new music video Eric Roberts….you know daddy issues, even though every girl has daddy issues…

I like that she’s a bit of a trainwreck herself, but a hollywood trainwreck, not a real trainwreck, she has a career and makes money and real trainwrecks don’t…but she’s got that whole rich and damaged, chain smoking, and rough around the edges even dark vibe to her.. I assume because she’s not into being associated with America’s Sweetheart thanks to a role as a hooker, Julia Roberts…and she needs to stay edgy to keep up her horror movie appeal…

But none of that matters, what matters is that she’s hot…I’m superfical like that…I mean what else should we celebrate about her, that she’s a working actor? Like who gives a fuck about working actors or rich kids…this shit doesn’t matter…but skinny and hot…skinny and hot always matters…

Here’s her dance video

Here’s her bikini video….

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2015

03

Jul

Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Overalls of the Day

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The other day I posted a picture of Selena Gomez eating ice cream like some sort of slut that loves her tongue deep in some creamy, sweet goodness…

Well it turns out that it was from her paparazzi day at the beach, where she tipped off the paparazzi to follow her around in her silly overalls, that don’t do a whole lot for her ass, but her ass is nothing special anyway, and the outfit remind me of the 90s, not in a good way, or because she was born in the 90s, but because The NEw Kids on the Block used to dress like this, and for those of you in your formative years at the time, overalls may be the reason you are gay today, you know NKOTB was the moment of realization as you jerked off to your first teen beat magazine…or if you’re like me, the New Kids on the Block and their overalls may remind you of the time you got molested by your Gym Teacher who took you to the New Kids on the Block concert because he felt sorry for your disadvantaged life, and because he wanted to molest you..hangin’ touch…hanging tough…

That said, I like this outfit…but only for pervert reasons, easy access and bikini bottom flashes…ya know…

Here’s her pool pics…

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2015

03

Jul

Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

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Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…

He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute…

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2015

03

Jul

Jessica Alba Does Yoga of the Day

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Jessica Alba, who is worth 200 million dollars because she goes to her office everyday to oversee the actual management team who are worth 800 million thanks to letting Jessica Alba think she’s hard working CEO…

She’s proof that if you’re pretty you can make it in anything and it doesn’t require talent or education…Just smile and show your pretty face and people will cast you as the hot girl and overpay you….and execs will say “we really like your business skills, that MBA you got from an IVY League, oh wait you’re a high school drop out, ok, just look pretty and we’ll make you lots of money”….

She’s living the American Dream, despite being half Mexican…what Trump hates…She’s got famous, the number one dream of Americans…and Now she’s a figurehead of a huge corporation….#Merica #USA.

She’s also doing Yoga…

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