This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck.

The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write….

That said, Lohan is amazing…

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This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck.

The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write….

That said, Lohan is amazing…

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The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense….

So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun.

It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it.

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I like documenting and keeping track of Lindsay Lohan’s face because it seems to have of life of its own….

She’s been adding fillers and botox and doing all kinds of insecure chick things to herself and she’s not even 30 yet….

I get her vanity, especially in her gig and I realize that she abused the fuck out of herself over her short years, growing up before her time, so that her baby face and youthfulness turned into the face of a 40 year old pretty fucking fast…

But I like the natural demise of a bitch…I don’t like when science interferes and makes theme look like robot aliens from the future…unless science is shaving off some of their battered labia or fixing their shitty tits….

Either way, whatever is going on here with Lohan is hilarious…

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Since Lohan’s face is morphing every day….I like to take snapshots of the weirder moments and send them to her over text.

She never answers….maybe she changed her number – or maybe she doesn’t find it as entertaining as I do…you know cuz usually when someone is injecting their face full of shit, ruining their loveliness, becoming what looks like a circus clown, they don’t like to admit it….or accept it…or take it to the cancer ward to humor little kids dying, RIP ADAM YAUCH…..They instead like to pretend it is beautiful and that they look good cuz they don’t have to look at it, in denial…and that’s okay too….as long as they bring the entertainment, I don’t care how they rationalize it….sure I’d prefer if her great tits were in the mix…but you can’t have everything…and in my case…I can’t have anything….that’s just how life worked itself out….

The rumor is she’s back with Ronson, the truth is she’s ignoring me, I’m a purist and appreciate all that is Lohan….I take the lows and the highs that come with her….and I anxiously await her Academy Award speech, shutting all you haters up….

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Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about….

I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore…..

The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble.

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Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan…..

I don’t know what that means but her tits are so stupid, in a good way, that they make me feel stupid in a bad way….and no matter how jacked up her face is….I believe in the Oscar Winning Peformance she is going to give to shut all you motherfuckers up…..

People try to ruin such a great set of tits….you know by arresting her and giving her DUIs and making her do community service….that shit just puts a damper on things….makes her insecure, closed off, unhirable….when all I fucking want is for her to be in movies….naked where she fucking belongs…..

Seriously….Bring Lohan Back to the amazingness that her tits still are….then send me the nudes….cuz I’m into that…

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