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Archive for the Katy Perry Category

2009

08

Oct

Russell Brand’s Got No Taste in Vagina of the Day

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Russell Brand is kind of a funny dude. I have seen him in stand-up years ago and he was a lot more interesting to listen to than the other people on the bill like Judd Apatow, Seth Rogan and that weird Asian chick who fucks the dude in Juno.

Sure his shit is tired, his jokes repetitive, he’s softer and candy coated and even annoying, but I am sure he could land some seriously hot pussy, but instead he’s fucking Katy Perry. Sure, he’s kinda gay and gay dudes pretending to be straight don’t traditionally fuck the hottest girls, you know as they prefer the kind who look like they have dicks, and in his defense he is from the UK where most girls are as ugly as Katy Perry, but I guess we can always hope that this known heroin addict, or at least dude who claims he was a heroin addict has HIV from sharing needles he hasn’t told anyone about and does us all a favor by infectin’ this bitch….cuz then she’ll be too sick to make another horrible record to destroy my life with. Good goin’ Russell! Someone get him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|No Taste|Russell Brand

2009

06

Oct

Katy Perry and Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry was at the Yves St Laurent fashion show taking in some tips on how to dress because she’s pretty much looked like a shitty clown throughout her short lived music career that I hope has very little life left in it, because I hate her, but for some reason you idiots get excited about her tits, despite the fact that all chicks have tits and her tits are no better than anyone’s tits, but for some reason we aren’t all bitter, negative pricks like me and look for the good in people, and I guess I have to agree that despite all the hatred I have for her, at least she’s got tits, see, even I can be positive sometimes too..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Chick|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Got Shitty Friends of the Day

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I get it, Rihanna’s got such an exclusive life that people just don’t get it. Normal people just don’t know what it is like being a puppet to record execs who tell you what to sing, when to sing, how to sing, then shove your music thru filters and computers to make you sound worth listening to, fitting you into the equation that makes them a lot richer than you are, and that’s why you’re just the puppet. In your defense, you are making enough money to be considered rich, you have a nicer house than the one you grew up in, even though you thought your one room shanty you were molested by your father in was the best out there until you came to America, and enough money to rent luxury cars your boyfriend beat your ass in, giving you this ego that you are superior, so you hang with some other one-hit-wonder cunt with shitty music cuz you’re best superficial friends in a world where you can’t have friends, but you’re not doing the only thing that would make this pics interesting and that’s fisting each other’s large pussies….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Rihanna|Shitty Friends

2009

22

Sep

Katy Perry Gets Wet on Set of the Day

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The good news is that Katie Perry is getting wet and at risk of drowning while wearing a tight dress for people who like her and think she’s hot, something I will never understand mainly because of that face, but also because I can tell she’s a fat chick denying her fate, which isn’t too hard to spot from her GUNT that her choice in tight dresses shows off nicely to remind us all that she doesn’t have it going on, the bad news is that she’s filming a new video, which means there’s another song.

Here are a whole lot of pics, hoping that you’ll get your dose and won’t bother watching the video, so that this bitch stops polluting our lives…because if this becomes a hit and I see her video with millions of Youtube views, I will be mad at you.

Here she is with some Hanson Brother lookin’ Motherfucker who dyed his hair to not be recognized as some Hanson Brother motherfucker…mmmmmbop

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Video|Wet

2009

14

Sep

Katy Perry and Her Optical Illusion Cleave of the Day

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Katy Perry doesn’t deserve to be famous, not that she’s actually famous, I mean she gets paid a lot to perform and is on TV and gets interviews of her like people care, when really I know someone is paying someone else off to make this constant radio play happen, because she’s really not that good, and no radio station would play it without being told they have no choice but to play it, tricking the world into thinking she’s good, and making her not disappear like she shout.

This generation of “celebrities” seems to be just a bunch of one hit wonders on fuckin’ repeat, but in this case she is someone I personally hate because she has made lesbian fantasies obsolete, cuz every time I see girl on girl action that garbage song comes into my head and she should be punished for that….ideally by getting raped by a really big bull dyke and her really big strap on, just to see how much she really fuckin’ likes it….instead she’s just hanging out with her scary vampire boyfriend who helps make reaffirm that she’s probably one of the scariest things in entertainment and here are her tits doin’ some magic eye shit…

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Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

25

Aug

Katy Perry Doesn’t Want You Lookin’ Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Here are pictures of Katy Perry not showing us her pussy while getting out of a car. I like to think she’s doing us a favor because I don’t know what kind of mess she has been hiding in her underwear, but based on everything about her, I can safely assume it is disgusting but not as disgusting as me fucking writing about this. I wonder what went wrong in my life that I sit her every fucking day writing about bitches who are totally fucking useless to me. I don’t dig their work or their look and I sure as hell can’t pay them to suck my fucking dick and give them an extra 10 dollars to lick my dirty ass, so why the fuck am I doing this…I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Upskirt

2009

24

Aug

Katy Perry Hugging Taylor Swift and She Liked It of the Day

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Katy Perry is a cunt and as far as I am concerned everything she touches turns to shit. Whether it is teenage lesbian fantasies that now have the “kissed a girl and liked it” soundtrack, or my radio that I broke because everytime I turn it on hearing one of her songs is in the near future, or that band her boyfriend is in that I can’t take seriously anymore because I know the lead singer fucks her, and even fat tits are starting to lose their appeal cuz this bitch haunts me.

Here she is tainting Taylor Swift with her ugly face and toned down stupid outfit cuz she thinks that will work for her like she was Lady Gaga….

Here she is performing at V-Fest without pants on because that’s what all the popstars are doing and she’s trying to keep up cuz it’s not that easy for a bottom feeding useless piece of garbage who is losing out to a tranny like Lady Gaga in this race to popstardom…it looks like she’s in a fucking diaper….so fuck them all is what I say….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lesbianism|Taylor Swift

2009

03

Aug

Katy Perry and Her Pink Bikini of the Day

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I hate Katy Perry, but clearly not as much as I hate myself. I just spent 40 minutes uploading all these fucking pictures of the twat and I can’t fuckin’ stand her and it just reminds me that I need to find better things to do with my time than punish myself like this day in a day fuckin’ out for no fuckin’ reason.

Seriously, why the fuck do I bother doing this, do people actually give a fuck about this cunt, because I don’t. I don’t even like celebrity bitches, I can’t even spot them if they are standing in front of me. I am so detached from TV, Movies and even doing this shit, because they are totally fucking irrelevant to me.

If it wasn’t for her constant polluting my life as some kind of forced onto me soundtrack to my fuckin’ day every time I leave the fuckin’ house, I probably wouldn’t know who the fuck she was and I probably wouldn’t bother hating her and her dumpy body, but since her record company has raped me, I make an effort remembering the rapist and source of the violation and somewhere along the way, my life becamecropping and posting pictures of this cunt who I don’t find the least bit interesting, inspiring or even attractive.

I am much more into doin the raping, you know to bitches I meet in my everyday life, who look better, who get drunk and who trust the spiked drink I give them enough to get enough roofie in them for me to do a little pussy or tit grab….it is much more rewarding than doing a garbage post about them….

Here is the asshole hiding behind a Donut pillow….because she identifies with fat, useless, greasy pieces of shit that are only good for a couple of minutes before the excitement dies cuz they make you want to die on the fuckin’ inside.

Here are her tits performing (badly and embarrassingly) at some Pool Party…big tits don’t excite me the same way they did when I was 12 but maybe you’re easier to impress than me….cuz I am all about finding the perfect designer pussy….the mother pussy all other pussy aspires to be…I haven’t found it yet….but then again girls aren’t too eager to impress me with pictures of their cunts….so I’m forced to reference the trash vagina I come across in life….which is more like dollar store pussy and not high end fashion house pussy…..

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Katy Perry

2009

31

Jul

Apparently this is a Katy Perry Nipple Slip of the Day

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Anyone who reads this site knows I have a deep hatred for two things, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. I also hate The Hills, but I can ignore that and everything it encompasses by not watching the show and not paying attention to the asshole cast and their asshole behavior, where as Katy Perry and Lady Gaga pollute my everyday life. Every store I walk into, ever time I turn on the radio, it’s like they have become the soundtrack of my fucking life without my fucking permission and that makes them my fucking enemies…so I can assume the guy who sent in these pictures of a possible Katy Perry nipple slip, doesn’t read the site, because he would know that the thought of some behind the scenes Katy Perry shit doesn’t get me excited even if there is nipple, the only thing worse that pictures of Katy Perry performing would be video with sound, so at least he had some fuckin’ decency….

Since that picture is hard to figure out, I figured I’d give you this Katy Perry in a bikini from the 4th of July that are making the rounds because tits are enough for you to forget how much of an annoying twat she is…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Nipple Slip

2009

29

Jul

Katy Perry Covers Her Ugly Face and Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

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I have the buring hatred for Katy Perry. I have ripped into her on the site over and over again. I find her face looks like a retard who was in a car accident and her body is sloppy as shit, but she’s been redeeming herself. First of all, her music is never on the radio anymore, which is an amazing start, but she also pretty much told the world she’s a joker with her fake tattoo, leading me to believe her song that made her big was a joke that some record exec didn’t get, and more importantly, today, she’s hiding her face but still showin’ the tit we all want to see cuz we have nothing better to do, so if anything, Katy Perry is like the ugly bitch you keep on the backburner to fuck when the good lookin bitches reject you, because she gives a great blowjob and has big tits, but she’s not quite hot enough to admit you fuck to your peers, not that you have that problem, since you don’t get laid and at this rate your dirty laundry in the corner of your room that kinda fell into a vaginal shape is enough to get you off…..well here’s Katy Perry doin’ us all a favor….

Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits