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2009

02

Jun

Khloe Kardashian is the Elephant on the Red Carpet of the DAy

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Khloe Kardashian and I have a pretty one-sided relationship on Twitter:

She wrote something about flying back to Miami from this event in Vegas and I wrote:

@khloekardashian when you go from city to city, do you get transported in the same planes they use to transport circus elephants? So cool.

She didn’t answer, but wrote:

I would be a singer. I live for music. And I wish I could sing and perform LOL

So I wrote:

@KhloeKardashian u can perform! u need to stand on ur hind feet while balancing on a ball under a big top tent and u must like peanuts.

Good times……

Posted in:Big|Khloe Kardashian

2009

13

May

Khloe Kardashian is some Self-Released Topless Pics of the Day

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I guess with the success of the leaked Cassie pics, you know with the increases in her twitter followers, itunes downloads and the whole becoming an overnight household name, Khloe Kardashian wanted in on that shit, so she leaked these pictures of herself on twitter, not that they are erotic in any fuckin’ way, but they are of her in a mermaid costume covering her little tits, and we all know that when you’re built like a fucking ox, little titties fuckin’ suck, they almost just reaffirm how much of a waste of space you are, not only to the guy sitting next to you on the plane, trying to squeeze the fuck in between you’re shoulders and those of window, but to the rest of the fuckin’ world. Maybe these topless pics of yourself should be used for good, like motivation to kill your family then yourself. Just a suggestion. You fucking beast.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Topless

2009

31

Mar

Monster Kardashian Ruins Lollipop Implied Erotica of the Day

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You know when you park outside the ice cream shop in the beginning of summer, on a hot summer day, before the hot teen girls head off to camp, and watch them eat their ice cream, slowly licking it and sucking it and watching it drip down their chin, you know playing that shit over and over in slow motion in your head for the next couple of days, or until you muster up the energy and courage to get back there to watch it all over again, because you’re scared they’ll catch onto your dirty little secret, well, seeing Kim Kardashian trying to be sexy with a lollipop almost ruins that for me. She is a fucking pig.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Lollipop|Pig

2009

10

Mar

Kardashian Sister’s Do Bikinis of the Day

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Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and that’s bad enough, why bother with the headaches, not to mention those fuckers are strong and violent and when you contact an illegal exotic bet broker, telling them you want the fucker to dress in bikinis doesn’t go over too well, motherfucker charges more for that.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but it looks like Kourtney doesn’t only have a stupid name, but also has stupid tits that I doubt are real.

Posted in:Bikini|Kardashian Sisters|Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian

2009

03

Mar

Khloe Kardashian Fuckin’ With Jay-Z of the Day

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In disgusting rumors, Jay-z is said to be having sex with Khloe Kardashian and here is a video of her denying it.

Everyone knows that when a fat monster of a girl has sex with pretty much anyone, she goes out and buys a billboard saying “Yes! I finally got laid”, I’m talking takes shit to her Facebook and email blasts everyone she knows, holding two thumbs up and some shit, because it happens so fucking rarely, and bitch likes people knowing that someone was willing to get up in her scary monster cunt, I guess that’s what happens when you’re a genetic mistake that leaves straight men confused if fucking her makes them gay, closet case men test the waters.

Then again, Jay-Z probably doesn’t have very high standards I mean, he is with Beyonce and Khloe Kardashian is just and extension of Beyonce’s thighs, you know like if you saw a picture of Beyonce’s thighs, Khloe Kardashian’s face would be what you’d expect them be attached….

I don’t know why I am feeding into this shit, but I am, so watch the video.

Posted in:Jay-Z|Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2009

11

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Hosts an Appropriate Party of the Day

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I got this flyer emailed to me by the promoters of the event, I am not posting this to give these assholes exposure, because I know if I ever went to Vegas, they’d never let me into their bullshit, despite giving them more exposure then their Mexican escort flyer kids lining the Vegas strip.

I am posting it because it is nice to see this bitch follow her calling. Sure, Khloe Kardashian bitch is a pig or a monster, so rocking out on Friday the 13th is appropriate, but not as appropriate as shit being called the Anti-Valentine’s day party, because I hear that’s the name of Khloe Kardashian’s memoir, a story about a ugly fucking girl with big dreams, who used to sit at home, year after year making Valentine’s Day cards and cookies and decorations, thinking about all the boys swooning her and asking her to be theirs and all that shit, only that never happened, leaving her bitter and a leader in the war against Valentines day, fueled by cynicism and rejection turned into anger.

I think you should check this party out, since you can relate to this beast.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster

2008

11

Dec

The Kardashian’s Celebrate Khloe’s Massive Ad of the Day

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Here are The Kardashian’s celebrating the unveiling the building sized bare ass of her beast of a sister for Peta, like the shit’s that big of a fucking deal, I mean sure Peta is the first to ever ask Khloe Kardashian to get naked without being drunk, but it’s not that big of a fucking deal. What is a big deal is that at the end of this video they are shooting a segment for the People’s Choice awards, thanking the people for nominating or voting for the Kardashians, and I don’t really know what that means, but I assume it means those fuckers are going to be around another fucking year and if I had may way, I’d like to personally meet every single fan of this show and figure out what the fuck is wrong with them by raping some sense into them.

Bonus – Here’s a clip of her signing autographs, acting like she’s all fucking bothered and too busy for the little people (everyone compared to her), while inside we know she’s fuckin’ loving the fact that people are desperate enough to ask for her autograph because she’s the only person on TV they ran into on their trip to LA.

Posted in:Kardashians|Khloe Kardashian|PETA

2008

10

Dec

Khloe Kardashian for PETA of the Day

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PETA is all about the shock value to get their message of being kind to animals across, they really push the limits, so I wasn’t surprised when I saw these pictures of naked Kardashian beast in their ads, I mean she is the closest human I can think of to an animal, but it was a little disappointing, because the pictures of slaughtered animals are easier to jerk off to, not because I am a disturbed person, but because a naked Khloe Kardashian forces me to make these unethical choices….so I’m gonna go turn my wife’s dog into a pair of mittens by doing an old native ritual I was taught back in my gas huffing days, and it’s all PETA’s fault….

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Naked|PETA

2008

13

Aug

Khloe Kardashian is a Monster Coming To Eat Your Babies of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian is a monster and she is coming to Eat Your Babies….I don’t know what went wrong in this thing’s genetic code, maybe she was born next to powerlines or someshit, but I do know that she’s not human and despite not being human, there are guys horny enough to climb u her giant thigh to get into her monster vagina and that’s something scarier than waking up to her next to you in your bed after a hard night of hard drinking….

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Monster