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2010

01

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Tight Pants of the Day

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Disgusting pig of a woman Kim Kardashian was spotted walking down the street pretending she worked out cuz she does this whole fake staying fit lie that her body can’t really keep…but rockin’ workout gear and a protein shake that she didn’t get from suckin’ off a black dude showed some nice effort, because I guess she’s got nothing better to do with herself….

The funny in these pictures is that the dude sitting on the sideline doesn’t give a fuck about Kardashian…and bitch is in leggings and he’s got the ideal fucking view of all she has going from her…but just doesn’t even notice or stare with his dick in his hand like you would be doing, because I guess she’s got more sex appeal when she’s not stinking up the street next to you…..

Sure, it’s possible that he’s gay, and woman ass deosn’t excite him so he doesn’t check it out when it walks by, but I think fags would be the ones cumming their panties over the shit, jumping up and down screaming like little Asian girls at the New Kids on the Block concert, because Kim Kardashian is a tranny who has made it….

Either way, here are some pictures from the front….which is too bad because Kardashian is only acceptable when staring at her booty in amazement..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tights

2010

29

Jan

Kim Kardashian Nasty Feet of the Day

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Kim Kardashian wears too much make-up because she knows she’s ugly and she’s trying to cover it the fuck up, but it just makes her looks like a dude, which may be exciting for some of you closet cases who date fat chicks cuz they are nice and maternal and when you fuck them from behind their thick back look like your best friend from your high school football team you always had a thing for but still can’t admit to yourself because that would make you gay, while cumming thinking of him just makes you friendly, and fucking a pussy, no matter how ugly it is, by definition means your straight… or however the fuck you rationalize your sexual confusion…

Here is Kardashian getting another fucking pedicure cuz when you’re a useless bitch with a lot of free time, getting pedicures is what you do, especially when you’re too thick to be able to bend over and reach your toes, like me….

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Posted in:Feet|Kim Kardashian|Pedicure

2010

20

Jan

Kim Kardashian Sucking Candy Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

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I never understood why people get off to sitting on a bench in the park and watching girls sucking popsicles, or standing outside an ice cream shop loving watching girls eating ice cream and having it drip down her chin, or even hanging out in candy shops trying to help girls chose the lollipop over Sour Kids…it’s actually fucking creepy….but not as creepy as girls who try to play things up for the camera to simulate dick sucking, but in Kim Kardashian’s defense, she’s just a fat bitch who needs her sugar fix and she’s trying to mask it by being as erotic as she can which in her case comes easy cuz she finds food erotic to begin with cuz that’s what fat does to you, kinda like whenever I buy day old pastries from the bakery and I shove shit in my pants cuz I’m embarrassed by my weakness to food, only to get hard and cum in the shit all while lookin’ like I have a substantial cock, if you know what I mean….

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Posted in:Candy|Kim Kardashian|Sucker

2010

19

Jan

Kim Kardashian and Her Pillow of the Day

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I wonder if Kim Kardashian travels with her pillow because she realizes how boring she is and even she can’t stomach spending time with herself. Or maybe she’s traveling with her pillow because it reminds her of her doughy sisters she is accustomed to traveling with. Or maybe this pillow is her lucky charm she takes everywhere with her, you know the same pillow she used in her sex tape with Ray J, the same pillow she smothered her fat face into when she was getting her fat ass stuffed by black cock from behind, the same pillow that gave her the career and celebrity she has today, a pillow she’s holding onto with her life like she is with her career, because she knows her time is limited and that her and her pillow have gone through so much and gone so far humilating her famil before recruiting them into her tacky success together that maybe they’ve got another push still in them…..and she’s not willing to let go to find out if her pillow really is a lucky charm to see if she can do it without her pillow…she’s gonna just keep things status quo until the whole Kardashian thing fizzles up into the pile of shit it clearly is…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pillow|Travel

2010

13

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Dykes Out with Pussycat Antin of the Day

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Kim Kardashian brought her fat ass to get her nails done because she’s got nothing better to do with her fat self, it’s not like she’s gotta be at the gym working out, and she can’t eat 24/7 and the downtime between snacks and meals sometimes gets pretty fucking lonely, and lucky for her Robyn Antin, someone as equally useless and equally as scary looking as her was there to touch, cuz donuts don’t have the same affect on our emotions as actual human touch and here are the pics.

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Posted in:Dyke|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian|Robyn Antin

2010

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pretends to Take her Fat Ass to the Gym of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is so committed to looking like she’s into being fit. It’s like she’s either promoting weight loss products on her twitter for $10,000 a tweet, or she’s running off to the gym or releasing work out DVDs, it’s like based on her efforts to come across as a fitness guru you’d think she was a modern day Jane Fonda…until you look at her and realize it’s all a fucking lie and too fat to be Jane Fonda, or Suzanne Sommers or Susan Powers or whoever else I used to jerk off to late night and if it’s not a fuckin’ lie and she actually is this health conscious, bitch was probably destined to be 500 fucking pounds, and the sad thing is that even if she was 500 pounds, I’m sure black dudes would still pounce on her fat ass and fat titties that she’s showing off in these pics….the second she was in range…..

Here she is going to the gym with her beast sister…

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Posted in:Fat Ass|Gym|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

06

Jan

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Belly of the Day

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Kim Kardashian sells tweets on twitter to a diet company for 10,000 dollars a tweet. They probably advertise on her website, maybe on her show, and pretty much have an endorsement deal with her, but what I don’t understand is why anyone would buy diet supplements from a fat chick, doesn’t that just mean shit doesn’t work and that you are pissing your money down the toilet? Wasn’t this the whole Anna Nicole Smith scandal with Trimspa diet pills that may or may not have killed her but at least made her good coin in the final months of her life…it just doesn’t make sense to me…I mean even Kardashian knows she’s fat, notice how she’s covering her gunt in every fucking picture with her oversized purse strategicially selected for this purpose…maybe a fast food company should sponsor her with the slogan “eat here, get fat, but that won’t stop black guys from mounting you”,proving yet again that celebrities are fucking idiots but the companies who throw their money at them are even worse..

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Posted in:Belly|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

10

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass From Behind of the Day

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Kim Kardashian got famous for her ass or because she got fucked on camera by a black man and everyone was shocked….but now her ass in jeans looks like she’s either wearing a diaper or that she just shit herself and I guess that means it’s not so exciting unless you are into shit covered bitches in diapers and this post is pretty fuckin boring…I could talk about fuckin fat chicks who smell like shit, but I live it every fuckin day, so I’d rather just move along now…

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Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

01

Dec

Kim Kardashian and her Scary Sister in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her and her sister in their bikinis, because her sister’s role in the family is making Kim Kardashian look skinnier than she is, that was the contract she signed with Kim in exchange for fame, otherwise she would have never agreed to giving her fame, she would have just hired another fat chick or even a dude dressed like a girl for the same fucking effect…

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2009

24

Nov

Kim Kardashian in Her Bikini on Twitter of the Day

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The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how to fuck” Sex Tape to Reality TV, but for some reason she’s got more staying power, despite her face lookin’ big and awkward like something you’d find on a bootleg stuff animal you won at the fair, but at least she looks worth fucking in her heavily photoshopped bikini pics she put onto twitter pretending that this is right off the fucking camera, because a girl doesn’t give up her beauty secrets to her fans, even if that girl so happens to look like a dude.

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