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2009

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Face Looks Fuckign Weird of the Day

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If you’re anything like me, you like sitting on benches outside of various stores in the mall until the staff kindly ask you to leave, or sometimes call security on you because you are creeping out the customers as you try to get them to invite you into the changing room, or chime in with suggestions of what panties you think they would look good in. Sometimes we hit up the bikini store, other times the underwear stores and every once in a while the shoe store. Sure, I’m not a foot fetishist or anything like that, but I do know that skirts and shoe testing means a lot of upskirt pussy flashes, so seeing Kardashian doing what I’ve seen so many girls do before reminds me that even the ugly ones are still worth lookin’ at because they’re better than lookin’ at nothing…. and here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Face|Kim Kardashian|Weird

2009

17

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Tranny Face and Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is the kind of girl you go home with because of her tits and the entire time you’re banging her all you do is stare at those fucking tits, because if you look at her face you’re gonna open up a whole can of worms in regards to your sexuality. A long hard manly face doesn’t make you a faggot? But it could lead to some tranny porn addiction and ruin your marriage or at least hope in having a normal sex life like this guy I know who threw it all away for a tranny. You see, one day motherfucker decided to check out tranny porn out of curiosity, because he was bored of regular porn, and felt it was more bang for your buck, since you had 2 sets of tits, and the closure you don’t have in lesbian porn, eventually leading to him sneaking behind his wife’s back meeting craigslist trannies to fuck, eventually losing his job, his house, his family, all because he liked chicks with dicks a little too much and I can’t be sure that it all started with the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but like to think it did…

Here are pics of her now stare at those tits.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Solid Fat Ass of the Day

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There’s still something magical about seeing pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass even though I know it is all illusion and that any girl could have an ass like this, all she needs to do is a develop a moderate eating disorder and not exercise. The only real challenge in maintaining this kind of body is that to get to this level it takes some serious neglect that will re-program your brain to develop some serious bad habits that will take them to the point of no return, where they will end up looking like my wife. To balance on that fine line that is just the right fatnesss, is something that is almost impossible and I think that’s why everyone gets excited about Kim Kardashian, it’s like a talent all the fat chicks admire because she’s done fat right and her are the pics to prove it.

Here are some bonus pictures of her ass walking around and getting into cars in some dress…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

04

Nov

Kim Kardashian Charity Boxing Black Eye of the Day

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Kim Kardashian and her family had an auction to box them and it was the one time I wish I had a ton of fucking money, because beating the fuck out of Kardashian, ideally punching her in the cunt at least once and leaving her knocked the fuck out is something I’d be more than happy doing, whether the money went to charity or not.

I think she pussied out and boxed a chick, but at least she was left with a black eye and I just don’t understand how she doesn’t relize that getting punched up is alright, but the number one thing this bitch could do for charity to help better the world out would be to disappear….

On a sidenote I just Youtubed Kim Kardashian for a video of the boxing match and all I got was clips of her sex tape cuz Youtube is a Porn site and her sex tape is all she is good for and she’s not even that good in it. Funny that all the big advertisers advertise on Youtube even if it is a Pornsitre….not that you care…but I do….cuz no one advertises with me….

Posted in:Black Eye|Kim Kardashian

2009

03

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in Costume of the Day

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I have never seen so much excitement over a fat chick’s big tits before Kim Kardashian hit the scene and I realize why and that’s because she’s a proportionate fat chick, who looks like she’s got an hour glass figure like some modern day Marilyn Monroe after Marilyn rolled around in pig shit back home at the farm and grew a set of testicles. It’s like the fat attached itself in the right place andthe illusion that she’s not fat, as long as she’s posing in the picture alone, or with someone in shoulder pads or a fat suit, but the second you put her next to a normal sized girl or sideways, you’ll see just how many late night snacks she’s been eating all these years, but after taking the lead of my tit loving friend who never discriminated against tits strictly based on what they were attached to, so long as they were nice, Kim Kardashian’s got some seriously rockin’ tits and here are the pics she took for her website, because everyone knows tits get clicks…..

Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2009

29

Oct

Tyra Banks is Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day

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Tyra Banks brought out her tits for Halloween when pretending to be fellow fat chick Kim Kardashian, which wasn’t much of a costume and more of a really bad impression you’d expect at some gay club drag show, and the whole thing is pretty boring, except for when Tyra gets all tangled up in the cardboard cutouts of the other sisters, and that’s only because watching a bitch struggle while keeping a smile on her face makes for harmless S & M fetishes. It’s when the tears and screams for help or when a bitch stops breathing come into the mix when you know you’ve gone too far…not that I like violence and sex or pain and sex or even aggression towards women, but I do like seeing someone like Tyra who thinks she’s the fucking ultimate becaue her mom encouraged her too much fuck up.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits|Tyra Banks

2009

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

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The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first.

This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn…

Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer and via Fame

Posted in:Animal Print|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

21

Oct

Kardashian Birthday Upskirt Pictures from a Cheesy Club Appearance of the Day

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They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case the other night when Kim Kardashian got paid to let 100s of people look up her skirt while having her 29th birthday party at some bullshit cheesy club I’d rather be dead than inside. I guess it’s got to do with Vegas being the only place in the world that wants Kim Kardashian to endorse their nightclubs enough to pay the bitch, you know since Vegas is the trashiest fucking place on earth with a whole lot of fucking money to spend on useless cunts, kinda like when one of your friends from the gutter wins 5,000 dollars in the lottery and shows up to the park the next day with gold teeth because he fuckin’ can, kind of thing.

The only good thing about these pictures is that it reminds me of a local chachi bar that is probably getting Ed Hardy and bottles of Grey Goose with sparklers swept from the fucking floor from last night’s festivities, where I got stuck partying with Nicole Richie 4 years ago because the promoter thought I was DJ AM’s friend, resulting in free booze all night and great conversation with that useless cunt, like whether I could have Lohan’s phone number or not, but giving me a perfect vantage point of the balcony, designed just like this balcony, where mini skirt wearing girls lined the clear glass raining and I saw at least 20 pantyless chachi pussies and it was far more amazing than these pics…

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Upskirt|Vegas

2009

12

Oct

Kim Kardashian and Her Pussy Definition at the Gas Station of the Day

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Kim Kardashian takes her pussy out to pump gas and apparently she also takes her pussy out to pump black dudes on video resulting in people caring enough about her to post pictures of her pumping gas when we really shouldn’t give a fuck about her, and should just see her as the fat, lazy, leech on society she is, but instead we make her more rich than her privileged ass already was before she became an amateur pornstar turned reality star turned annoying the fuck out of me and making me wonder why the fuck I am posting this shit because I know i don’t care but do it anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Definition|Kim Kardashian|Pussy

2009

02

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Ass on Letter Man of the Day

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Remember when Kim Kardashian’s ass was a celebrity and starred in a “black on half Armenia, full spoiled brat useless cunt” sex tape, well shit is starting to look like shit, you know after a night of drinking, when you come home and eat the only food you have in your fridge that happens to be rotting, but not all that bad considering you’re drunk, until you wake up the next day and see clumps of what may be your liver and parts of your stomach in the fuckin’ toilet, but you still wanna fuck it and I wanna piss on it, cuz I know she’s into getting peed on, and I guess there’s something hot about treating a bitch like a public toilet, especially if her pussy smells like one or is as clean as one.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian