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2010

25

Feb

Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

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Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.

The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.

Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lingerie|Nicole Richie|Tits|Ugly

2010

16

Feb

Nieve Jennings in Some Wedding Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know about you but the idea of “Wedding” themed lingerie is pretty much counter intuitive, and I don’t even know what counter intuitive means, I just know that there is nothing hot about getting married, and that no dude fetishizes about about his wedding night and that this little outfit is definitely designed for women to masturbate in, since we only get married when we’ve given up on life and figure we can’t do any better than the bitch we are with and are willing to accept that this is fuckin’ it.

Our wedding night is never the best sex of our lives, if anything our wives are too tired to really put out proper, foreshadowing what is to come. Not to mention the best sex of our life happend on vacation with this hot chick who happened to be on the resort and who was recently single and ready to spite her ex for cheating on her by giving a radom guy the best sex of his life for an entire week and little fucking compares to that….

Her name is Nieve Jennings, I don’t know anything about her, but I know her wedding fetish outfit is really fucking depressing

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie|Model|Nieve Jennings

2010

09

Feb

Peaches Gelodoff Promoting Lingerie is Pretty Disgusting of the Day

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I don’t know who fucking decided it would be a good idea to give Peaches Geldoff the promo job for a lingerie company, but I am going to go with it having something to do with having a rich, knighted drug addict father who had some vision to do a huge charitable event decades ago while high on acid and is still riding the fucking shit, and unfortunately so are his ugly, weasel lookin’ kids.

This is disgusting and I’m not just saying that because I hate the bitch and find the bitch vile on all levels, actually, that is exactly why I am saying that…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Lingerie|Peaches Geldoff

2010

15

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Catalog Pictures of the Day

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If you can jerk off to these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hot mom body in lingerie, you’re either a 14 year old, or a fucking skilled masturbator, because in this era of internet porn I need a hell of a lot more pussy lip to get me going, even if that pussy lip was ravaged and beat the fuck up by passing a baby through it… This photoshopped bullshit just leaves me unsatisfied and annoyed because I want to see what her actual body looks like, because I know shit is pretty fucking good without the bullshit post production shit that makes it look like she’s a fucking plastic sex doll….that said here she is in some lingerie for some catalog….

Bonus – Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr for what I can only assume is the same catalog and she’s lookin’ alright….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Catalog|Lingerie

2010

12

Jan

Megan Fox in Lingerie for Armani of the Day

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I know most of you don’t realize that Megan Fox is a piece of fucking tash who is holding onto her title as the hottest pussy in hollywood as hard as she can. I know you have her pictures on your desktops and stapled to your pillow cases to feel like you wake up with your angel every morning. I know you have jerked off to her at least once and I know you don’t see the gutter trailer park stripper achieving her dream, but instead the embodiment of everything you think a woman should be, including being emotionally dependent on the loser from 90210 because being emotionally dependent on the loser from 90210 comes with some pretty solid fucking tits…tits you know would make a killing getting tweaked while riding random trucker laps if it wasn’t making a killing starring in shitty fucking movies…Either way, Armani’s hit the bargain basement and is no longer a premium brand, but I guess we already knew that everytime we saw a Chachi piece of trash out in public back in the late 90s in his Armani jeans.

Posted in:Lingerie|Megan Fox

2009

18

Dec

Latoya Jackson Buying Lingerie for the Weirdos of the Day

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Latoya Jackson went Lingerie shopping and despite having spent some time a decade and a half ago watching her playboy videos, I never really thought she had it goin on and that was before she took off her human mask and let her Alien features shine, like she was her brother, I found the whole thing pretty unsettling….

Not to mention she was quoted saying that she was lingerie shopping because….

La Toya Jackson says she’s picking up gifts “for the children” from Frederick’s of Hollywood – a famous lingerie store!

Think of this as my Michael Jackson tribute, since the only living thing that looks enough like him to imagine him molesting you when you were a little boy and had dreams of having an amusment park and petting zoo and all the toy you ever wanted all to yourself, back in a time when you didn’t know playing “hide the microphone in your ass and don’t tell your mother because we’re friends and this is “our” secret” was wrong, but you did know it makes all your dreams come true…..

Here are the disturbing pictures….and I think her hat is from “the palace hotel” in Dubai, the same hotel I think her brother is living at dressed like an arab woman convered head to toe and ninja so no one notices him, but that’s all speculation…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Latoya Jackson|Lingerie

2009

18

Nov

Bar Refaeli in Some Lingerie of the Day

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I know that no one cares about Bar Refaeli for anything more than her tits, but I figure that’s a good enough reason to put picture of her on the site in her lingerie. I know she’s not out to change the world or solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, I know she just lives in Tel Aviv and parties all the time when she’s not getting over-paid to get half naked and I also know I’ve written too much and should just get to the pictures cuz I’m dragging this post on for nothing by filling it in with words that mean a whole lot of nothing. I just don’t feel up to making jewish or arab jokes which is really the only way to go with this…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie

2009

10

Nov

Tila Tequila in Yankee Lingerie Pics on the Only Place that Cares of the Day

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I am assuming Tila Tequila put these pictures up on twitter, the only place that barely cares about her because the people on the shit have nothing better to do with their time that read drivel about other people’s boring fucking lives, updated 50 fucking times a day, especially when the person you happen to be following was the original myspace fake celebrity, who the media ate up and gave a couple trashy TV shows to, because America is desperate and falling apart at the seams, but not quite as desperate as Tila Tequila because she knows no one gives a fuck about her anymore and that her ride from the top is going to be a steady fucking slope down and I’m happy about that…

With any downward spiral especially one of someone who was only famous because of her slut outfits and behvavior, this chessy trash whore is going to keep getting more and more naked, eventually ending up in porn or dead in one of her fans trunk who approached her as a “producer” interested in giving her work and her excitement that someone still cared made her forget a background check….

Here are those pics of her supporting the Yankees with her lame tits.

Posted in:Desperate|Lingerie|Tila Tequila|Twitter|Yankees

2009

08

Oct

Sophie Reade Opens Some Store in Lingerie of the Day

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Some UK Big Brother winner continued to exploit herself even more than she already has because I guess she hasn’t had enough of insignificant fame and if anything loves it, because here she is at some store opening wearing lingerie on the street, something not horrible in theory, despite the fact that bitch is a solid 40 lbs overweight, making me think this is more of a circus performance than something worth jerking off to, but what the fuck do I know, maybe people like this shit, but I like to think its got more to do with her being very affordable for a store looking for someone to draw some attention in financially strained times.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lingerie|Sophie Reade

2009

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Her Peepshow Promo Pics of the Day

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It’s a celebration at the O’Day household, you know bitch busted out the jar of peanut butter for the dog she fucks to go to fucking town on her cunt, because Aubrey O’Day’s finally got work and hasn’t had to lower herself to her breast implant’s destiny of being grabbed for 10 dollars a song, instead, she is acting like a stripper and not actually being a stripper, apparently there’s a difference, just not a very big one and here she is in her photoshopped promo pics for “Peep Show” filling the big shoes that Mel B left in her life changing performance and O’Day is wearing some stripper clothes because she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper…let me repeat that…she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper (yet)…..what a fuckin’ joke.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lingerie