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2015

19

Nov

Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

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Lookin’ Good….Nipples…

Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour…..

Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits..

I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before..

I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got….

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges…

Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian

Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’…

To see her at an event…..promoting shit….

CLICK HERE

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2015

19

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day

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Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence..

Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck…

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is an old…I mean I remmeber jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits and focus on taking good roles…

She’s one of those actors who never offended me in her acting, because she’s good…and that takes a lot for me to say…since I am convinced acting requires zero to no talent…and is usually just about the tits…but sometimes tits open the door…to let other things shine….but maybe I’m just hungover…as I usually am…

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2015

19

Nov

Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day

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Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin..

Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in…

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2015

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all…

From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people…

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2015

19

Nov

Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day

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I wonder if this family draw straws at Sunday dinner to see which one of them gets to be the naked, braless, hard nippled, bare ass, fat assed whore drawing in attention….and which one gets to take a few weeks off to get their plastic surgery and to recover and let it set…

It’s like there are so many of them, there’s this constant flow of content that is being put out there on rotation…it’s never fucking ending….and the only hope is that the flimsy world we live in, turns on them and loses interest, but in order for that to happen, a new family with 12 offspring, something only a whore mother’s vagina can handle, because she’s that commited to whoring, that she’s figured out how to mainstream the whoring…taking it from doing it for rich guys, to doing it for the world….and that level of whore desperation is hard to come by…meaning there is very little competition….meaning we’re stuck with these cunts…and their disgusting…everything…

But they make money, and I guess that’s the American dream…

Look how much the kids like Kylie 1 and Kylie 2 Jenner….

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

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2015

18

Nov

Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day

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I like to think that all things are based on Lindsay Lohan…as if Lindsay Lohan is a scale that you can measure something against, whether it’s success, being sold out by your parents, having drug and legal issues while being a famous brat, being insane, or the intensity of your herpes…Lindsay Lohan as the bar you’re measuring it against just makes sense..

So I see a old looking 18 year old, being low level seductive, with red hair…getting tons of media and shitty movie roles, all i see is Lohan…another exploited by her parents, sexualized at a young age, possibly 40, just before the empire they’ve built collapse because humans sometimes collapse…when they are forced into this world they think they are all about…even though the world eats them the fuck up..

Either way, Bella Thorne is posing in sweatpants…with cares like an import model…

She’s in Seventeen even though she’s forty…

And you like her, even if she’s not really the new Lohan, she’s just redheaded, young, busty enough and you want to fuck her….but isn’t really the new Lohan since they aren’t fighting for jobs, even though Lohan got a new job, the only person who ever stole jobs from Lohan is Amanda Seyfried….here’s Lohan in bed….they’re all fucking crazy…

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2015

18

Nov

Em Rat Cow in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Vaginal Belly Button of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is overrated and she knows it…she’s talentless and she knows it…she’s basically won the lottery and dragged out that 15 minutes for what has been a couple of years….all from getting naked in this SHOOT…4 years ago…check out the holes hole…

It’s allowed her to book movies, campaigns, she’s even been in Vogue…what the fuck…right…a Glamour model from a viral video, that may have been paid less than 100,000 dollars and even if she got paid millions……it’s all because of her tits…tits that she’s still riding…best 10,000 dollars she’s invested in….

So she’s posting panty pics…because it’s so normal to show everyone your daily underwear…when you’re a prostitute in need of atttention….and her body is still rockin’…

Here’s Sahara Ray Doing the Emily Ratjakowski, which is low level fame whoring, hoping that it works out of her, and I guess it kinda has…Topless for Terry Richardson….probably old pics, but I’ll post them anyway because I don’t know when these pics were taken…but I do know that I send her facebook messages she ignores like:

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Here are the tit pics…

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2015

18

Nov

Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day

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I have no idea who Bridget Malcolm is, but I know that I want to get her pregant…even if it involves throwing my sperm at her as she walks by me on the street, because she’s just that good, so good, that she probably wouldn’t acknowledge me, and I need to take matters into my own hands, to breed with her…but I doubt I’d like her that much if I had to see her, listen to her or whatever..

I just googled her, she’s a Bridget Malcolm model…no wait a Victoria’s Secret model, who is currently in a fight because people are calling her too think or anorexic…how is that possible…there’s no such thing as too skinny…especially when you have big tits..

Here is her instagram…mad at you skinny shamers…

Can we STOP with the skinny shaming please? I am extremely fit and healthy and am not in the slightest way anorexic. I have worked hard to look like this and am proud of my body. I may not be the curviest but I am a woman who has every right to look the way I do. Maybe today take a look inside yourself and wonder why you feel the need to shame strangers over the Internet about their bodies. Peace and love to you all – let’s change the conversation

I take it back, I don’t want to get her pregnant, her face amazing…but here she is for Elle Australia…

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