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2015

27

Oct

Hannah Ferguson Boring for Bride Magazine of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is boring as fuck…and I guess I just wanted to bring that point home with these pictures from some wedding bullshit she probably got paid too much to participate in….despite being interchangeable in terms of talent with thousands of other girls…

But I guess she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and part of that is doing other campaigns to increase exposure and thus promote the brand indirectly or being booked by other campaigns because they see her as some kind of celebrity…even though they don’t show her entire body, just her tits, which is standard practice for secret fat girls….who don’t want you to know the rest of them is Kate Upton-like…and they big tits are less about genetics and more about cream filled donuts…donuts that are a preview of their future with rich guys they are trying to be knocked up by…

Here she is for panties..because let’s give Hannah Ferguson some love, she’s 45 years old and finally is making it, let’s give her a round of applause…

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2015

27

Oct

Julianne Hough Bikini Lizard of the Day

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Julianne Hough showed off her stripper body…that’s not stripper enough because she’s used her professional dancing all fucking wrong…you’re supposed to go to auditions, fail because no one needs fucking dancers, except maybe Cruise ships and Vegas shows….forcing you to strip to pay off student loans..

But some fucking asshole came up with “Dancing With the Stars”…giving a platform for her to use her dancing….leaving the getting naked for money for cokeheads like Ryan Seacrest and his micropenis that all up her ass like she was Simon Cowell..

Either way, she posted that tainted by Seacrest body in a bikini and the highlight is her friend….Arielle Vanderberg….

So here’s her friend’s Pussy in a Yoga Pose.

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2015

27

Oct

Britney Spears in Concert in Lingerie of the Day

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Britney Spears is doing the Vegas show half, which I like to call her “getting money into her parents because Christmas is around the corner”….

I find Britney an interesting social experiment for a few reasons…starting with her being exploited as a child by her parents, were capable of damaging her so aggressively, that the second they lost control of her they got conservatorship over her….

Meaning, parents who theoretically should have had their kids taken away from them, are still her legal guardian at 35, because she makes them money and that’s the way to do it when all you care about is cashing the fuck in…

But she’s still Britney Spears and dead or not..she makes money..even Michael Jackson made 150 million last year…so worth selling her out…

I assume this video was from her Vegas Show…when these pictures were taken….of her singing my favorite Britney Song of all time…and by singing..I mean moving her lips…while pretending to fly….because she’s an angel…

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2015

27

Oct

Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is the busty South African model who is probably pushing 30….

She’s never really gone fully viral, because I guess America likes their silly hug boobs to be on American girls…it’s just speaks to the fertility of the land of opportunity, or something…it’s like when a midwestern corn fed girl has tits…it’s speaks to the American zeitgeist….this is what American men of all ages grew up loving…

So a white African, who I am sure Black South Africans are really into for how well they were treated all these years over the diamonds and other natural resources of the coutnry….don’t really have the same impact as a Kate Upton…

But that doesn’t stop this one, in fact, the older she gets, the more naked she gets, saying “Look at me, I’m here”…even though when compared to what else is out there…it’s almost amazing she’s still getting in the magazine that virtually created her as it is the only work she seems to have ever had…Sports Illustrated…

Now I am a believer, and feel that Genevieve Morton has the ability to be a great force in the world, doing more than playjng the elf in a Christmas movie, or in porn…just as soon as the reality check of “you’re not that important” sets in…because a model made humble…is a model worth supporting…but then again, if she was smart, she’d take her portfolio to a rich husband to get knocked up because rich guys live swimsuit models.

#blooddiamonds

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2015

27

Oct

Pamela Anderson is Amazing of the Day

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People seem pretty pumped that Pamela Anderson was out flashing her panties…because I guess if she was flashing her pussy without panties…it’d be dangerous…as we all know, it’s public knowledge…she’s got diseases…sexually communicable diseases…lovely…

But that wouldn’t stop you, would it…I mean she’s the girl you jerked off to as a teeen, when she was on TV, because I assume no one under 40 reads sites like this, thanks to social media and snapchat offering new pussy, that isn’t old gross, vile, pussy…with equally shitty fake tits, who don’t necessarily have the same impact when telling the story of fucking them, because this is Pam Anderson, but probably everything else about it would be better…because when it is Pam Anderson, it’s digusting…She’s been beat down…

All this to say, Canada pride..and the sick thing in all this is that I’d totally buy these used panties, especially if she wore them two days after the event, so that they really fucking reek of rancid old lady in menopause with hepatitis and various other ailments in her pussy..and I’d jerk with them wrapped around my face. What does that say about me?

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2015

27

Oct

Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, yesterday’s theme of the site, because this is a journey we are on together, best read chronologically….watching me slowly wake up with my rants against rich, famous, sometimes hot, always lame bitches….before falling off midday before I start drinking…day after day for the last 12 years of my life…with all this nonsense…

So here’s Natalia Vodianova for a lingerie campaign…because Natalia Vodianova lives…

She’s “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012”

She’s been modeling….and is considered a supermodel…but I am more interested in her other job, as a mom of 4 with various rich men, each richer than the next….as well as the fact that she’s old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia through the Siberian mountains…for the good model life of luxury, because Russians, despite having no soul are hyper intelligent and calculating spies who can get what they want out of men with their vaginas…or in this case…by wearing lingerie…

The brand is Etam, it’s her only client, she’s been doing their underwear campaigns for at least 2-3 years, which I guess in the model world…is forever…especially when she’s 100 years old…

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2015

27

Oct

Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day

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This is silly.

I am not interested in Demi Lovato. I am a firm believer that she would have died back when she had a little drug addiction and pretended to be bipolar…before figuring she could use that to justify her love of her chubby body, but more important, to exploit gay people, and sexuality, by calling a group of gay men “Confident Bitches”….because she’s committed to the Fag Hagging…in the most generic way..

She is from Disney. Never trust one of those Nazis..

So along with her trying to get the gay market, singing her shitty fucking song, she had two half naked male dancers, one with a giant boner…hilarious troll…that may or may not have been her doing…he looks like Wilmer Valderamma…so you never know…#mexicans be crazy, or they’ll pretend to be crazy as the foundation of their whole marketing campaign..and brand…because it allows flexibility in their look, their weight, and their overall attitude of love your body and love whoever you want to love…like she is rumored to have loved Miley in a sex tape from Nashville…

Those Disney girls are fucking crazy…Never trust one of those Nazis..

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2015

26

Oct

Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party and wears the craziest costumes..

My personal favorite her being Seal…but in keeping with the monster theme…

Others include:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS CLICK HERE

HER DRESSED LIKE HER OLD WASHED UP SELF CLICK HERE

HER SHITTY ON HINDU RELIGION CLICK HERE

Now she’s doing this Kardashian shit..which is just that shit…but for some reason..mildly erotic…because Kim K already looks like a fucking sex doll, why not prove how doughy and plastic that Kardashian look is, even when using a old, washed up model doing it in a playful way rather than a “Kim K is the worst pile of fat shit”…way…because despite being german..she is kind…

It’s just too bad she’s not doing the Kim Kardashian costume we all want to see…a scene from her sex tape….she can recruit ex husband, baby daddy, child support paying Seal to play Ray J…because you see Kim K and Heidi Klum have a lot in common. They are both Nazis.

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2015

26

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable…

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic…

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2015

26

Oct

Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day

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I assume it is the circles I run in on the internet…because I can’t imagine this Bella Thorne chick actually mattering anywhere but on creepy websites thaat cater to dudes who are into celebrities and their bodies…because they are old and don’t realize that hot girls who aren’t on TV, but who will fuck you if you offer them a plane ticket to your house to do a photoshoot, which is far more rewarding than lusting after some “actress” redhead..with big tits…who just turned 18…who has done little to no shows of interest…and who is probably in her 40s but just has good stage parents…

Well, she showed her 40 year old tits on snapchat – because snapchat is where all the kids are…and kids are who she talks to…while I just use snapchat to post videos of half naked girls in bed…because…that’s all I know…

Either way, snapchat, not so private or “disposable”…as it is marketed…because perverts know how to screeshot tits…and I assume you’re happy about that.

Here’s her ass in boots:

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