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2015

26

Oct

Sofia Resing is Amazing for Galore of the Day

Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by
Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock, but instagram models like vegans love listing these agencies, even key major agencies, that don’t actually make them any money, but that sign them in hope they go viral because they have more than 10,000 followers and they know they can run campaigns through them…simple..

If you were to go through instagram, you’ll find so many girls calling themselves “signed models”…or “published models”…and the whole thing is a fucking joke, but sometimes, the girls in question, are actually deserving of being models, the traditional kind who end up with billionaire husbands and national campaigns, and I am going to say, this Sofia Resing has as good a shot as any….even better because she’s going to be in Sports Illustrated swimsuit this year…a magazine that doesn’t matter, but that still matters. Making moves..

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2015

26

Oct

Gisele Ass and Legs for a Shoe Company Ad for Vogue of the Day

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The shoe company that Gisele is showing off her long legs in…has been milking this one Mario Testino shoot for a sold 2 years, because it probably cost them 5 million bucks, so spread it out like she spreads out Tom Brady with her Brazilian dick, it reminds him of those good old Football initations in the shower he misses now that he’s pro…and has to behave like a professional..

These are boring, I’ve posted the same pics…at least 3 times already…sure I’m always up for a Tom Brady is a homo and Gisele is a tranny that disguises herself as a bikini model…allowing them to perpetuate their lie jokes…but overall…Gisele, even when naked showing off her fake tranny tits…bores me and the fact that this girl can get paid millions to do this…is the biggest joke of all..

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2015

26

Oct

Samantha Fox Kicked Off of a Plane of a Day

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The 80s had their share of fame whores who showed their big stupid tits for attention and managed to turn that into a pop career, media frenzy, where dudes who loved tits, would get sucked into their bullshit and make them very rich….until being forgotten because tits, although being fun to play with and suck on, do not equate to talent…or a really anything more than just tits..and eventually just fade into obscurity, and pretty much die off as they get older…while the host body of those tits..just self medicates, dealing with being obsolete, until eventually dying off to….or in Sam Fox’s case, getting kicked off planes…because tits and their relevance don’t directly correlate with lifespan of the host body that exploited said tits…

I guess this is a glimpse into where all these instagram models will be in 30 years after 27 years of people not caring about them…after thinking for their 5 minutes that they were actually important…

It is my duty to support Glamour Models of a different era in their struggles…this is the story:

Former glamour model Samantha Fox was booted off a flight for being ‘intoxicated’ and ‘abusive towards staff’.
The 49-year-old was kicked off the £150 Wizz Air flight from London Luton airport to Vilnius, in Lithuania, where she was performing at a concert.

Witnesses say the former page three girl swore after being charged £30 for her carry-on bag and not getting priority boarding.
The singer is said to have ranted: ‘I shouldn’t have to queue with these people.’

An onlooker called Dave wrote on Twitter: ‘Thanks for delaying the flight with ridiculous has been diva behaviour.’

Via DailyMaiL

What a joke….but then again, the fact that she still exists, was going to perform in Lithuania, this many years later…getting paid to do this…when the cum spilled looking at her tits are so distant it’s like it never happened…and I guess it’s not really a story, because she ended up making the show…thank god for that..

These are her fans….in Lithuania…I guess there wasn’t much else to do that night..

Here are some of her other instagram pics…

Here she is in her glory days…

Tits…always made girls matter…

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2015

26

Oct

Ireland Baldwin was Topless and Blocked Me On All Social Media of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…and she was on snapchat flashing her tits for some instagram hooker, I don’t have the pics…because I hate Instagram hookers, and apparently no one cared enough to pull a screenshot…

I guess instagram hookers like other fame whores with famous parents, living the trust fund life…because it’s good for instagram hooker business…and she ended up blocking me off her social media…something she’s been doing since she’s been 17…but she didn’t count as 17…because she was 7 foot tall and pushing 250 pounds of pure “too big to be a model even if your parents are rich and famous and your mom was a goddess in her prime and still hotter than you’ll ever be…while your dad fucks yoga instructors”>…but let us use your cousin, she’s more marketable…you just go back to being an unstable little pig, in and out of rehab…and lesbian black girls…on her 19 year old self discovery…

I guess she doesn’t like being called the big monster…which is pretty fucking weak for something that looks so strong…

What makes little to no sense is that even the most useless celebrity kid gets work, I’m talking to you Dakota Johnson, like who gives a fuck about Don Johnson…and bitch is in 50 shades of grey, but then again despite being awkward and mousy, Ireland in 50 Shades would have never worked…because she’s Godzilla….and if you’ve ever tried to have S&M sex…you know a little BDSM…with Godzilla…that shit’s hard to dominate…it takes an army of men to restrain it…

Ok, enough about this blocking cunt…I’m over the rejection…

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2015

26

Oct

Kendall Jenner Titty From Behind of the Day

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Here’s a little Kendall Jenner promoting Calvin Klein like a little hooker who gets naked because brands offer her money, which has less integrity than her sister Kim, who was a little hooker getting fucked for the dream of making money, because there was as good a chance her sex tape was a dud – like a bunch of other fame whores like Tila Tequila or Shauna Sand….but instead turned into a fucking empire..because the one percent have the ability to spin stories and make even the offensive porn shit that gets other people kicked out of their colleges and fired from their jobs…into billions of entertainment dollars…

I realize we’re in the era of the gaping asshole, and a little tit from behind isn’t anything major or controversial but a symbol of everything wrong with this family, in the least offensive way, because she’s the whitest one and obviously white is better…than the other shit…sprayed on this trashy fucking family…

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2015

23

Oct

Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day

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It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away…

EXAMPLE:

Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits…

Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Oct

Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the last American models, who is still tall and thin and amazing to look at…almost a blast of from the past when you factor in how the modern American woman is built…which is all booty…..thick legs and big booty..even the whit girls even the skinny girls…and every once in a while, we need a reminder of the past…in the form of long, skinny legs, with that inner thigh muscle…pulsating in a way that just makes me want to lick my way up to her soul, despite fearing her soul, because in being a model, and under 25, she’s probably fucked some sketchy rich dude dick all without a condom…but I’d still go for it..because dirty pig girls are all I know….and they NEVER look like this…so I think that means love just happened.

Here she is for a magazine that I guess Victoria’s Secret outsourced her to work…to help build her celebrity…makes sense.

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2015

23

Oct

Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy

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Beyonce is the fucking worst…but she doesn’t think that, or doesn’t want you to think that, so her and her team, the masters in marketing and manipulation have made the general public think she’s some kind of queen, or goddess or DIVA…here to save the fucking world with big booty, and cleary big pussy, so hungry in it’s attempt to stay fit that it’ll eat anything it gets its lips on, because Beyonce has a responsibility to compete with Jay Z’s other girlfriend Rihanna…a fight that’s been going on for a decade now…

So the other night, when performing at his event for his app, for free…she pulled out her big mom pussy…for the world to see…hoping to make him stop cheating on her…and I think that cameltoe, because it comes with so much meaning, is the highlight of the week…

Mmmmmmmmom pussy…..has recently become my favorite kind of pussy because mom’s are so fucking horny, trying to be sexy and have sex appeal, dealing with their hormones and competing with the youth, even fucking they youth, because they already have the kid out of their system, and just want to come…not to mention they are easy to fist and I love fisting….

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2015

23

Oct

Phoebe Price is Taped Up for Me of the Day

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I woke up to being tagged on a picture of Phoebe Price wearing a duct tape, or whatever kind of tape, bikini….on her instagram…

As erotic as Pheobe Price wearing a bondage style, tape outfit….is on its own…

The fact that she went out of her way, to call me out on it, because she wanted me to see it..makes it all that much hotter. It’s like the lights around us go out and all that exists in the world is just me and Phoebe…staring at each other as if we are the last people on earth…her all hot and half naked hot, despite being in her 40s, that body is perfect…and me wondering how fun it would be to pull that tape off her…especially around her pussy…giving making her tingle with excitement as I stare at her….only to lead to her first sex tape…something that is surprising if you look at her career of working the paparazzi better and harder than the Kardashians….but not surprising when you know she’s just a good southern girl living her life…something that is harder to see…when she’s gagged and wearing tape across her mouth….a sex tape that I would hope would get one of her final eggs pregnant…linking me and her together for eternity as our love and combined DNA…take on the famewhoring world…

She’s a goddess..I’m in love…and yes Phoebe..I see what you wanted me to see…and I want to see more…

This is so crazy!

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2015

23

Oct

Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day

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And by joker I mean whore…

So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her…

We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee…

My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever…

The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!!

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