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2015

26

Oct

Evangeline Lilly in a Bikini of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Evangeline Lilly, who was never really an actual model, but rather a commercial model hwo became and actor and ended up in LOST, one of the most boring shows I’ve ever seen one episode of….I hate TV and can’t commit to that shit…but the episode I saw featured the fat dude from Blow…and this was the “babe”…who I didn’t think was a babe…but maybe if I was stranded in purgatory with her…I’d still fuck her…because she’s better than the fat dude from Blow…even if his tits are bigger…and his man pussy more lubricated…

Well, she’s in Hawaii, where the show was shot because I guess she can’t move on from the one thing she did that mattered…or maybe it is because she started dating the production assistant on set of the show..which is cool in a world of gold diggers, but then again, maybe he’s rich…

Either way, she’s currently pregnant with one of theri kids…or lets hope she’s pregnant…because otherwise this body is terrifying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being an icon herself…she’s more of “how did she get cast by this lingerie company, oh right, her boyfriend is in Pirate of the Caribbean”….to “I can’t believe she fucked bieber”…

I bet she posted this to snapchat..you know since part of fucking the billionaire founder of snapchat is to either get hired to run campaigns for him, you know to make her hooker fee tax deductible…and/or to seem like she’s contributing to his business so that he sticks with her, even though she’s a fucking nobody…a nobody doing the Marilyn Monroe…

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER TITS WITH SNAPCHAT BILLIONAIRE CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

America’s Gymnast Hero McKayla Maroney for America of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an American hero..

She has fought for your country and lost her limbs fighting for your freedom…in the form of being one of 10 athletes on the American gold winning Olympic team…before jumping right into her passion…flirting with her creepy male fanbase, probably all over 30, who thought her little body was tight, fit, strong, young, perfect and something they wanted to coach on their dick…

I don’t know what her deal is, what she does, I am guessing it involves her using or finding her sex appeal, for god knows what…but definitely not gymnastics…

So talented for porn, but I doubt that’ll happen…America doesn’t let their gold medal heroes do porn..except maybe Caitlyn Jenner…that Olympic bitch is pure smut.

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2015

26

Oct

Christina Milian See Through Music Video Comeback of the Day

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People probably don’t know this, but Christina Milian is only famous because she took her Disney kid positioning to the sluttiest music video of the late 90s…you know the kind of music video you could jerk off to in the late 90s…when music videos were the most slutty content that was available to you thanks to shitty internet connection and cable TV…

She realized she was a one hit wonder so she married her producer who knocked her up…something that financially made sense to her, because he put her writing credit on a lot of his songs, including Bieber songs, meaning she makes fucking bank…but when you’re an egotistical cunt, making bank isn’t all there is to life…getting that fan base back up and running, running your own business, hosting shitty singing contest shows and not even as the main host because that’s how little you fucking matter…she’s gone back into music…all looking old in the face, old in the body, but wearing see through clothing, because nipples are what people want to see and she can spin that into money…or hits…or likes and follows…

So if mom nipples on a ex popstar turned gold digger trying to be a popstar at 40…it worked for Beyonce…it doesn’t get better than this.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for a Bikini Campaign of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything.

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

Youtube Star Niykee Heaton Shows You How to Go Viral of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some Youtube Star…who I have heard had a record deal but I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, or really seen any of her videos…

You know,, the kind of basic attention seeking thirsty bitch who sang cover songs, hoping to get traffic from people seeking out the original version….all while being as slutty as possible…because motherfuckers love slutty…

She’s obviously shaping herself, and grooming herself to be the next great american popstar, who will be a force taken seriously because of all her talent..revolutionary to the music industry…that or…using her nudity like she was a Nicki Minaj…the kind of hip to waist ratio that girls just don’t have…but that Kylie Jenner has from th hormones in the food…and plastic surgery…and fat transplants….and who really care how it is achieved, it’s just funny to see how she markets herself the best way you can market yourself..especailly when you’re a whore…by getting naked…

She may be trash, she may be what would have been a stripper or hooker, with high scale dreams…she may just be lucky perverts subscribed to her youtube..and she may be a talented artists…but who cares..she’s naked..that’s what matters.

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2015

26

Oct

Ellie Goulding and the Pretty Little Liars Tits at MTV Europe of the DAy

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MTV Europe had a bullshit award show that means absolutely nothing to anyone in the industry, but that I guess is just another excuse to celebrate and market these idiots who have already won …and there were tits in attendance because it is Europe and Europe loves tits…and tits love award shows..it is that stamp of approval their dad never gave them…

I guess the Pretty Little Liars show, that is hugely popular with kids here…is being pushed in Europe so they sent over their Canadian cast member, who is on her own publicity campaign to separate herself from the show and do her own tween thing for her tween fans, and she is doing it with her tits…

I’ve heard of people who grew up with her saying she was a diva cunt, even before she was famous or on TV, and I guess you need to be a diva cunt to pull off this scam being pulled off…not the showing of her tits…but the thinking she deserves to get paid stupid money to pretend she’s someone else on screen in something that requires little to no talent…

TO SEE MORE SHAY MITCHELL IN THIS DRESS CLICK HERE

TO SEE ASHLEY BENSON CHUBBY IN A DRESS CLICK HERE

Singer ELLIE GOULDING was also there…

TO SEE ELLIE GOULDING TITS IN A DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

26

Oct

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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So far we’ve come…a Jewish model…in a German Magazine…like World War II never happened…like the Nazi Party didn’t put her relatives in an oven…just water under the fucking bridge…because on the positive side of the Holocaust, the creation of Israel, her home happened…and she loves it there more than the Palestinians that were kicked out of there in the creation of Israel, which is alot..considering they fucking kill for it…

I know, it happened so long ago, in her Grandparent’s lifetime, making it almost irrelevant, and so far removed from her, that holding a grudge against an American owned magazine, based in Germany for this issue, make no sense to her…but I hold grudges against bar maids who don’t fuck me, or girls who don’t send me sext, I fire them in my mind and from my life and block and delete the from everything for doing nothing…which is hardly as dramatic as trying to kill off my people due to following their leader….but I guess Bar Refaeli needs the press…

Here’s her bikini…but more importantly her amazing, hot Jewish body, recently married body… in a bikini…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Elle Brittain Naked With Friedns of the Day

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On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for a photoshoot because she had awesome fucking tits that I guess she wanted to take to the next level of tit attention by having a broader audience look at her tits…and possibly celebrate her tits…making all her tit dreams come true…

I assume, I went on about how she’s just another one of these instagram aspiring acts who is either signed with a shit agency or just lured in by a creep photographer…who is on a mission to help her get known…or at least that’s the promise because of promises of fame…

In case you don’t read the top left of this site “I’ll make you famous” is my slogan for a reason…girls are dumb, especially ones who want to be celebrity models, and promises of fame through nude pics is a great way to take advantage of them…and get them nude…often times, they even fuck….

So in being an internet asshole, I called this one a girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….and I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, and not money, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend.

What I learned from that is to not out the strategy on a public forum like this site…don’t let the models getting naked know they are a punchline or just something to jerk off to or fuck…perpetuate the lie, really believe the lie, and nurture the lie, and celebrate the lie…and the tits getting naked due to the lie…because that’s what I’m into…I like these no name, ambitious little twats showing their twats like it was porn…

I spent 20 years asking girls to show me their tits and being rejected, the fact that the mainstream have these egos and vanity and self absorbed attitude…is perfect and feeds my plan…to see them all naked..

So I encourage their nudity. I want them to do more of it. I encourage their drive..and that she gets naked for free…since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you celebrate her…you keep her around and you keep getting her naked for free…until eventually she gets a rich boyfriend…who talks some sense into her…

You don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…It is possible that none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…it turns them on, and this is the next level in exploring their sexuality…I’m not them, I just want to look at them..

So let’s celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them for being desperate…because we like desperate….

Posted in:Elle Brittain|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Katy Perry for Hilary Clinton’s 68th Birthday of the Day

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Hey Donald Trump supports, you know you’re out there, you half retards living in your double wide, black mold infested trailer park, working your shitty job 60 hours a week only to remain poor because that’s the actual American Dream, where people like Trump, a fucking reality star, feed you nonsense your ignorant ass loves to hear, keeping you an ignorant idiots, while feeding their own ego, now that they’ve fucked models and made millions or billions…all to leverage morons for their own rich person agenda…

Seriously, if you go to the country club as “President of the USA”…the other rich people treat you with new found respect, and the pussy…the pussy thrown at you…legendary…far greater reach than just being a billionaire sleazy motherfucker with stupid hair…

Here’s Katy Perry taking a political stance, as an “artist” and I use that word loosely, I mean she’s a hipster party girl who had a viral song that hit…thanks to big tits and being in LA, the hub of entertainment..no necessarily good entertainment…but entertainment none the less..

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