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2015

22

Oct

Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day

Lily Rose Depp has a great face.

She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her…

But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream…

She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun…

Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute…

So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely.

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2015

22

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, who you probably know as the Megan Fox replacement in Transformers, because that’s the extent of your half retard, show you the tits, brain….in fact, your mindless, half retard, bad taste in movies probably didn’t even notice Rosie Huntington Whiteley as Megan Fox’s replacement because that would require too much brainpower…and in all honesty, the fact that I know who these idiots are, is humiliating..shameful, pathetic…I realize that…

But at the same time, pop culture is everywhere, it’s ok to notice the hot, cunty, rude, nude modeling Brits in a country of rotten teeth…who date action stars, even though they are bald…giving you nerds hope…that if you got jacked, becamse a fighter, and made millions in movies, maybe you’d get a model too….you would…it’s just that easy…

She’s in Vogue, not sure if she’s showing the tits she’s been known to show, but there is cleavage, which is 1/4 tit and 1/4 tit is better than no tit, in this titty blog site about tits…

This is for a recent Vogue Korea Shoot, she looks good, but not as good as the money she will make taking on the asian market…they’ll pay her millions to do ads for shit no one in America will ever see…solid scam, because she hasn’t won enough.

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2015

21

Oct

Queen Beyonce Tit, Ass and Cameltoe of the Day

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People were excited by the dress that Beyonce wore…you know like she was J.LO at that award show with her tits spilling out many fucking years ago…when tits spilling out of dresses were more of a shocking thing…and less of a common practice from anyone with tits trying to get noticed, despite their whole bullshit campaign about being an independent proud women, she clearly doens’t embrace her natural body and look, and instead just does what all the basics do for attention, but don’t tell her that..instead make sure the media call her “QUEEN”…either buying into her lie..in a pathetic way…or hired to do it…

It’s the only way she can go to events promoting her husbands bullshit app….in her rider, that he ensured, because Beyonce is obviously rich as fuck, but everything about her screams trying too hard, and trying to trick her cheating husband into thinking she’s got sex appeal as he fucks everyone else…that isn’t her…

Either way, weird, but would be nice if this was a crime against the monarchy…the ended in death…but I guess society lost it’s edge the last 400 years…

TO SEE THE REST OF BEYONCE TIT CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Oct

Ronda Rousey for SELF Magazine of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is a monster…

She’s also the biggest name in female sports…making the most money…

Because anyone who has ever been to a Jello Wrestling match will tell you…

Dudes love watching girls, even manly girls, so long as they are girls, beat the fuck out of each other…especially bros who are into the UFC and feel bored and get little sexual release from the men in panties on men in panties beating the fuck out of each other…and want more vagina in the mix to get off..

She’s in Self Magazine, she’s terrifying, but a fit, talented in her craft, trained fighter…is still far more interesting to look at…or at least support than all these instagram tricks polluting our lives…

So I won’t say she’s hot, but at least she has a point…

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2015

21

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Works a Selfie Posing Like a Cunt of the Day

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One of the most obnoxious things a bitch can do…and it doesn’t only apply to fake models who have famous dads or who are part of an evil brand created by their mom and cokehead Ryan Seacrest…is the posing for a fucking selfie…while actually being serious…

It’s this social media driven world we live in, where everyone is a content producer, and are shamelessly setting up iphone photoshoots anywhere and everywhere they go…using the iphone photoshoot as some kind of platform, or practicing ground to show off their skills at the duck face / zoolander/ modelface…and the whole thing, at least in another era, is embarrassing..

The fact that people want to look, like and interact with an image of some self involved, vain cunt, posing for their iphone….makes no sense to me…but then I realize..every fucking girl does it…and this is part of the fall of society…until you realize the same fame hungry, whores who pose for their Iphone like it’s Vogue, are the ones who get naked for photoshoots, in hoping it gets them into Vogue…

So Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, possibly broken and craving attention…for her iphone…is ridiculous, but what is more ridiculous is that people encourage, brands hire her to do it professionally, all while she should be mocked for it…weird…

Work it girl…nows your shot to look hot on Kylie’s Kardashian page…leading to way more follows for you…clever…but still a cunt…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Martha Hunt is a Towel Head of the Day

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Racist!

Her name is Martha Hunt, who you may know as one of the last American models, as all the modeling jobs have been outsourced to other countries, where the girls are hungrier, both literally and figuratively, meaning they are more affordable and less fat..

There is no way that her Towel Head picture as part of the photoshoot for whatever this is for…is not a subliminal, but obvious commentary on the state of the Arab counties…

Everyone knows the slur for ARab is towelhead, we also know that the media is owned by Jewish people, and Jewish people are all by law Israeli, and Israeli’s and Palestinians are killing each other…so put 2 and 2 together motherfucker…pretty obvious…right? CONSPIRACIES..

TO SEE HER TITS IN A RED DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Megan Fox’s Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

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I like to think that the world needs more of Megan Fox’s pussy definition in leggings now that she’s a mid 30 year old divorcee…but the reality is that the world needed more Megan Fox pussy definition back when she mattered, in an era when Instagram models weren’t making the “hot” actresses the production companies basically told us they wanted us to fuck…because as drone idiots fully manipulated by the media…we couldn’t make these decisions on our own…and the fact was we’d fuck anything and want to fuck anything that was willing to fuck us…even fat chicks…but society couldn’t leave things at that, they couldn’t leave us satisfied, but instead…needed to give us “sex icons”…in all their plastic surgery glory to crave and feel inadequate about our choices…

I wouldn’t give Megan Fox any of that credit, or say she’s had any impact on society at all… I mean her biggest gig was in a movie that they replaced her with a model who couldn’t act and no one cared…I am just saying in the era of instagram models, she’d never exist today, no matter how hard she fucked the dude from 90210…back when the dude from 90210 was the dude in 90210….

Who cares…pussy definition…is a fetish, my fetish, this fetish, here and now on some porn slut looking girl who is never naked..but should be.

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras…

I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence…

Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true…

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”…

The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right?

These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Sarah Hyland Eats Pizza of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got paid by a Pizza company to pretend she eats pizza…while showing her little tween looking tits that I assume are a product of her stage parents feeding her hormones to keep her as young as possible….because while looking like a 12 year old at a high school sleep over…this star of some bullshit Modern Family show is actually in her 40s..

She creeps me out, but I know you pedo fucks love girls who look young, which is why you only watch Teen porn, even though you know those broken girls are over 18, you just pretend they aren’t…weird.

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