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2015

28

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked on the Beach of the Day

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I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do…

Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives….

But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources…

Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…

TO SEE PICS OF HER LONG LEGS IN SHORTS IN MIAMI CLICK HERE

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2015

28

Oct

Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not..

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

28

Oct

35 Year Old Bella Thorne on Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a 35 year old…with stage parents pretending she’s 18 to all the pervert Disney Channel watching dads who are her number one fans…who fantasize about fucking her because she’s a hot red head, rare in and of itself, but more importantly because they are an engaged, or captive audience, thanks to being married to what I assume is a monster, the average wife is a monster…and you have two shitty kids trying to ruin your fucking life by making you go to their sports practices while you don’t like sports…or watch shit Disney shows, when you really just want to watch porn…so you can’t help but jerk off to this, it’s all you’re allowed to see in the prison that is your life, where there is no porn because your family also shares an ipad and you don’t even have freedom to jerk off…

Either way, she’s good…

Here are some GIFs of her from her Flaunt magazine video:

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range…

Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong..

I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2015

28

Oct

JoJo Levesque Flashes Her Tits of the Day

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JoJo Levesque is flashing her bra…because I guess she’s on her mission to be a comeback kid, but I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was relevant over a decade ago, I’m not about to start googling this garbage now…but I will post her in a bra, or a bikini because I know my audience…it’s this guy at the coffee shop…hey Tom…I know how into Jojo he is…it has something to do with his autism and inability to move on in the girls he jerks off to…I guess something traumatic happened in 1999 where all pussy since 1999 doesn’t exist….that’s the only way to justify this nonsense…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Kate Upton Pig in a Blanket / Bra in a Shirt of the Day

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Her name is KATE UPTON and she’s a movie star now…I know what you’re thinking….that she’s most likely a pie eating Walmart cashier making money for her black mold infested trailer park…but you’re wrong, she’s a huge (literally), relevant (barely) star….who everyone loves, despite being overweight, when everyone knows fat girls shouldn’t matter…or exist in entertainment…we have enough of those in real life…but I guess we need one to represent the Walmart cashier to make her relatable in the industry…to make it more relatable to the common man because not everyone needs to be unattainable hot…we need that one fat chick to make it seem real..

Here she is pretending to workout – it’s so funny…

Here’s her tits in GIF

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2015

27

Oct

Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day

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Any bitch knows that if you wear black leggings with white underwear…the white underwear will shine through the black leggings…like a fucking reflector in the headlights of a car…that unfortunately don’t get run the fuck over, since it is a Kardashian and the Kardashians should be taken out back and shot like the barn yard slop they are.

Which is exactly why Kylie Jenner wore the leggings with white underwear, hoping the paparazzi would use a flash so that she could show the world her gutter rich girl trash that is cummed on by black folk…up on some slave owner at the plantation’s daughter kind of love story….since she’s the one with the gold and the aspring rapper is the one who wants it so bad he does what it tells him todo…his life depends on it…

The whole thing would be more exciting if it was a snuff film.

But an 18 year old with plastic surgery strapped in to look like she’s hot with intense fabric that can barely contain her fat…isn’t that erotic…

Not to mention, she’s the white Kardashian…but looks mixed…maybe her whore mother was a whore with other men…or maybe she just got into her dad’s estrogen….

Garbage.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Ass in her Car of the Day

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I don’t know what I post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens….I don’t find her all that hot, I don’t find her relevant, I don’t find her exciting, but at the same time I don’t hate her…I don’t think she’s disgusting…and I appreciate that her nudes from many years ago featured bush in an era of bald pussy…because I love bush…and the era of Bald pussy, the pressure girls have to have bald pussy, all thanks to bros and steroid cheese dicks…always made me mad…especially when all Hollywood…not that she had a choice to not have bush…the sexts were shot at night and like all hair little monkeys…five O’clock shadow happened…not thaT it matters…

What matters is that I dig these pics of her crawling into her car in some 70s looking jump suit…all jacked up her pussy and ass while grabbing her tits…as jump suits do…you know so fitted that if you move your shoulders the wrong way…your vagina gets fucking filled up with fabric the way I like it…

That said, I don’t even know if that is a jump suit, I’m not a fashion designer here, I just see pants in an ass with a shirt the same color…who cares…what matters is that I think I’m into her because her legal team hit me up and threatened me a long time ago, and historically, I’ve always loved girls who fucking hate me…and sending lawyers after someone…is pretty hateful…increasing my want to have her ride my face, or really for me to ride her face…to almost unmanageable levels…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

27

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Keeps Bringing the Bikini Selfies of the Day

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What’s got into Liz Hurley….who let the model get her hands on a cell phone….is this her ego, is being on camera all she knows, has she accepted being old, what is she trying to promote? So many questions…Is it money making time and she needs to generate some revenue…or is it just Holiday time and she’s trying to get her name back out there so people start buying her bikinis for their Christmas cruises….either way, she’s on some kind of mission..

This is the trick from a bunch of Movies, who prior to the movies had a great modeling career….showing her half naked tits to the world…before having those half naked tits impregnated by billionaire Steve Bing who put her through a paternity test in order to put her on payroll / child support..

This is the same British cunt proper who wasn’t getting in a bikini to promote her own bikini brand….and I guess she had some kind of management consultant come in and say:

“Liz, if you want to create a brand with your name on it, you need to be the face of it, so that people connect to it, and think they are your friends, so that they are buying into you..own your 50 year old body that is better than the body of anyone you send to…suck it up…and get half naked…because half naked is the only way we can sell things…oh and do it in selfie..people like real and authentic even when you’re being calculating to sell product”…

What I’m trying to say is…keep up this scam…even if I hate over 30 as a concept..I can still appreciate over 30 that isn’t disgusting in pictures even if they are in elasticity of their vagina…especially when they are babes from my past..

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Halston Sage InStyle Had an Event of the Day

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InStyle magazine had an event and very important people, and I use that term loosely, seeing as none of these people matter, no matter how many fans or groupies they have, they are really just a pussy and tits doing very little good in the world, but rather just perpetuating nonsense, giving young girls uneducated, vapid, cunts with no talent to look up to, instead of showing off their degrees, or the good they’ve done, they show off their tits…garbage…except that I like tits…

So Instyle, is owned by Time, some evil empire that owns everything, and of course these “important” girls would be there, it’s PR, not only do they get a media hit for showing up, they get to be celebrated by the media they need to promote the garbage they spew on the youth, so best to be on good terms with them…

It’s all fake, it’s all bullshit, it’s all brainwashing you to sell product…but this Halston Sage is Amazing CLICK HERE