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2015

02

Nov

Sophie Simmons in a Bikini of the Day

Sophie Simmons is really committed to this instagram model thing. It’s like being the daughter of a billionaire rockstar and Playboy model isn’t enough for her. It’s like she can’t just find better hobbies like helping the poor, or refugees or really anything…but instead she’s paying for self involved photoshoots, that she is the star of..in the most vapid and useless thing a bitch could do…

Is she addicted to likes, is she that vain that she feels the need to share herself with the world, is she just an exhibitionist and this is the only way she can cum, or is she looking for love her dad was too busy to give her, or is she just like her dad and wants to spread her seed…or is her dad paying her becauase it keeps people talking about the brand he loves more than her..

Who knows…but bikinis…

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2015

02

Nov

Liar Brian Williams’ Daughter Allison in Bazaar of the Day

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When you’re dad’s a liar….it’s good to get into magazines with your shirt off…to disassociate and let people focus on her career and not judge her because her dad..

Allison Williams…some nude girl from GIRLS…the one who lucked out because she’s not the monster Lena Dunham….making her substantially hotter than she is by associations…

We used to call the fat girls who girls hang with to make them look hotter…the fat manager.

It was like you had to get through the fat manager to get to the girl…but more importantly…the fat manager by association made the girl all that much hotter…especially when they are the only group in the bar at 3 am…and she’s got 10 fat managers with…you know the diamond in the rough approach..

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2015

02

Nov

Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Dakota Johnson wore an interesting shirt, intentionally, to the Hollywood Film Awards, which is too bad, because there is great pleasure that comes when a girl actually has an accidental nip slip, or see through shirt…without really knowing it…until it is too late.

I’ve seen this happen at clubs…where girls don’t realize their pantyless pussy is exposed until noticing you staring too intently…I’ve seen it happen on rainy days..where girls don’t realize their shirt is see through and wet…I’ve seen it at public pools with white bikinis..and really anywhere bikinis are involved because nipples and pussy – just fall out…I’ve even seen the flash of the camera show panty…or girls in leggings one size too small….they don’t realize the fabric can’t support opacity while stretched so hard…

Now, when it happens, it’s usually to get more attention, because these girls want legit careers…or to be talked about, because Hollywood is all they know..and think they are good at thanks to being spoiled…when we all know her grandma is the only one with any real talent…not that acting requires talent…

I find her sex appeal that of a wet glove…you fuck because it’s there…but don’t really want to fuck…

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2015

02

Nov

Jessica Alba Panty Flash on Halloween of the DAy

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Jessica Alba gave a pretty solid upskirt…that unfortunately wasn’t very solid at all…because there were no stains…there were no holes…they didn’t look filthy…or like they smelled strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…the panties weren’t sheer…there was no exposed clit or lip..we couldn’t determine whether her vagina was an inny or an outty…that I assume is mangled…thanks to the kids…but I guess the bigger tragedy in Jessica Alba’s costume, is Jessica Alba…she’s so played out…

I guess another tragedy is how shitty this costume is, she’s running a billion dollar company, she could spend 10k on a costume, you know with her movie make-up colleagues from the shit movies she was in…and do something mind blowing…but instead she does this lazy shit..unacceptable…she has a team…a fucking team…

Not to mention, that her underwear is actually just white workout shorts, which as a concept is hot because after an hour of sweating…you see everything vagina…something I love…all covered in filth that smell strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…but that in this case…are a protective short, in case she flashes her panties to the world, she’ll be covered up…something conservative girls have always done when they want to be slutty…the same girl who wears a long shirt with leggings so you can’t see her ass..even if it’s a good ass…it’s just fucking frustrating for those of us who love pussy upskirt flashes…lame as fuck…

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2015

02

Nov

Nicki Minaj Tells Disabled Person to Walk of the DAy

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Apparently, this is a video of Nicki Minaj….telling a dude in a wheelchair to walk…or from my extensive watching 10 seconds of it…it seems like her maniacal, because she’s an evil egotistical cunt with a god Complex thanks to having so much success despite being a hack, a fake, a lie…she was found in acting school…they scripted this career, this character, and I guess she’s all caught up in it…pretending her magic wand, no not the penis of the men who let her sing on their albums…or the hitachi that gives all girls orgasms…but the wand that is part of her shit yet busty costume…is some kind of spell casting wand that can make crippled people walk…which I guess isn’t Politically correct, unless you’re a snake oil sales man traveling from town to town with an evangelical church…who actually charges people money to mock their illnesses, but pretending to cure them in their state of desperation…while Nicki Minaj is just making bad comedy, maybe even annoying comedy…that isn’t funny even to someone with no soul who mocks all things…it’s just loud and dumb…as her minions humor her in what you know she thinks is some kind of dynasty she’s on the throne of…and these idiots just humor her to be part of the ride….

But check out those tits…

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2015

02

Nov

Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day

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We were wrong about Heidi Klum….

We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian…

Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit…

A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”…

So I guess we weren’t all that far off….

But you know in Heidi’s world, she was probably so excited because she takes Halloween very fucking seriously….

This is terrifying…and outdated, I guess like her, or more importantly, her vagina after Seal and Babies…created a horror scene in her panties…everyday, not just Halloween, her favorite time of year…thanks to her deep rooted German scat Nazi roots…

Other Celebs who took Halloween very fucking seriously are:

Claudia Schiffer….as who fucking cares…

Johanna Krupa….as who fucking cares…

Gigi Hadid….as who fucking cares…

Paris Hilton….as who fucking cares…with herpes…

Emily Ratajkowski…as what a fucking famewhore, played out, plastic surgery ridden useless cunt…

Nicole Scherzinger…as who fucking cares..

Charlotte McKinney…as a busted up face, who should be working at hooters, yet reality TV made her matter…

Farrah Abraham as the Goddess that She Is…

Nina Agdal as an Overrated Model…

Fergie as a Zombie…but that’s not really a costume…she’s a zombie..

J.Lo….

They are all sluts…

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Posted in:Halloween|Heidi Klum|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Kylie Jenner Gets a Halloween Post of Her Own of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a ghetto fame whoring creature that crawled out of the mom Kardashian, the demon who orchestrated this whole thing by exploiting one daughter, signing a deal with Ryan Seacrest, and putting this ridiculously vapid show together, that society apparently likes or are engaged in, whether it is to mock them or to experience that trainwreck of stupidity, envying their whore behavior because it is the closest thing to rich and hollywood that their shitty walmart cashier life can connect to…

She fucks black rappers, she dresses like this for Halloween, she should have been taken away from her family at a young age, due to child abuse and neglect, used as a prop…but I guess when you’re rich…tranny self involved dad and mom…and all their abuse…goes unnoticed…even when televised.

They are shit on all levels, they are terrible role models, they have zero to offer…yet America loves them..and I guess I am perpetuating this bullshit…by posting her snapchats, this is what these fame whores want…but the good news is, I have no readers and no one cares what I think…

So here are freshly 18,despite being so damaged at 18…I can’t wait for all this to fall apart…we just need a drug overdose, or some kind of crisis that is fueled by horrible parents exploiting her….I wonder when it will happen…hopefully soon…but they all love money so much…it probably will just continue…and I blame you.

I still think her costume should have been Kim during the sex tape…with black Dildo inside her and all…but I guess they didn’t ask my opinion.

This is not that interesting….I’d apologize, but who cares…

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2015

02

Nov

Random Celebrity Slut Round-Up for Halloween of the Day

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I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….

I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..

It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…

I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…

If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…

Ava Sambora:

Bella Thorne:

Elizabeth Gilles:

Francia Rasia:

Who the fuck are these people?

Kira Kosarin:

Leven Rambin:

McKayla Maroney:

Miranda Cosgrove:

Olivia Grace:

Olivia Holt:

Sarah Hyland – Here’s one I know…

Sarah Shahi

Stella Hudgens:

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed:

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Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2015

30

Oct

Kim Kardashian Cock Tease Costume of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a cocktease…posting pictures of her in her halloween costume – where she’s a fame whoring skeleton, when I’d say the majority of people with a brain would love if she was a skeleton…dead in a ditch somewhere instead of what she is…but unfortunately for smart people..they only make up 5% of the population, while the rest of America are so dumb and sad that they think she’s part of their pathetic family…that they are in this with them…

It’d also be nice if she was a skeleton, because it would mean the satan child in her womb would be on the floor somewhere…dying…as it should…because it is clearly nothing but evil…garbage…

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2015

30

Oct

Stepfather Presents ‘Motel Hell” Teaser of the Day

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This is a teaser of Motel Hell – a movie that will be out next year…

I may be a terribly lazy person, who likes sitting on my couch and drinking, hating everything hollywood, but I managed to partner up with director Dom Cappelletti and sell a fucking movie….called Motel Hell.

This is the Teaser….

That’s right….I’m going to Hollywood motherfuckers..don’t worry I’ll film the casting couch….desperate girls are my favorite too.

No one takes me seriously, I’m one big joke, blocked by everyone on social media, but that’s all about to change….

If I had emotions, I’d be more excited, but I will say that I’ve been wanting to do a horror movie pretty much my entire life…they are cheap, terrifying, full of tits, and the only movies worth watching, so what better day to announce the big news….than on Halloween.

Yes. I am going to be the next Ben Affleck and Matt Damon meets Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp if they were broke, Mexican dudes who have a blog…and sex will be bought with all the money I make.

I’d like to thank you all in advance for making these dreams come true….the support is what managed to allow me to focus on my dreams and make them come true….I do it all for you. I’d also like to thank Jesus Martinez my lord and savior…

So brace yourself, get ready for next year. It’s going to be huge…this is your warning…

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