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2015

10

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day

Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples…

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2015

10

Nov

ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them…

Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples…

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2015

10

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Fake Tits in a Bikini Cuz She’s a Fame Whore of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some girl who was exploited by her parents at a young age in US Guam…before coming to mainland to make her way as a social media whore…I figure as an asian, it was send her to mainland china to work the factory, to GUAM airforce base to work the stripclub for the troops, or do the hollywood thing…

Well, now she’s got fake tits..or at least it seems like fake tits on her little body…because it allows her parents to maximize their earnings with her and her youtube channel…as they push her into the hip hop singing nonsense she’s doing…

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2015

10

Nov

Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

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My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love…

Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it…

Nerds into Wizards freak me out…

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2015

10

Nov

Elsa Pataky in her Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This is all so stupid..but here’s some Elsa Pataky doing some bikini shoot…for some random bullshit..

She’s 39 and was in Fast and the Furious…so that means a bunch of the lamest motherfuckers in the world, who sit through movies like Fast and the Furious, like you…love her..

She’s too old for me, even if she’s fit…she died at 25…and she can keep trying, and she does keep trying…it gets her in movies…and movies make her money..so who gives a fuck about what I have to say about another girl getting in a bra to appease the male audience..by objectifying herself to get ahead because she feels it is the only way in the Patriarchal world we live in…where I am king and you are my minions…

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2015

10

Nov

Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun..

But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face….

Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into…

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2015

10

Nov

Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them…

So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation…

All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies…

Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it.

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2015

10

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

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She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it…

They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams…

Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs…

If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra…

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I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Cora Emmanuel Tits of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I am going to assume has the same story as Rihanna…and possibly 90 percent of the non-rich kid social media whores on on the Victoria’s Secret roster….

You know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing…you know works in the hotel as a waitress where the perverts knows he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…and possibly getting laid in the process…probably getting laid in the process…because he is her answer, her beacon of hope, her savior, her escape..

Unless she’s just a rich kid, who moved to New York for college and made friends…way less interesting story, for a French Colonial…who I’m sure has French influence…like anal on the first encounter…and showing her tits…

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2015

10

Nov

Christina Milian Mom TIts for Snapchat of the Day

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Christina Milian is on a mission to have people see her tits…but not quite pull out her tits…but to see her tits and get excited about her tits…because she’s a rich chick, who in being rich is totally delusional about her and her career, because she assumes the fans she has from being on The Voice with Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, and not fans because she had one hit many fucking years ago…and a slutty video that made it on the air, and that people jerked off to, because porn on the internet wasn’t really mainstream then….not everyone had an internet connection…and not everyone bothered sitting in front of a computer…since there were no smart phones all night…just the weirdos like me..

So you know, in her mind she’s this bitch who has written Bieber hit songs, because her husband and baby daddy at the time was the hired producer…and in her mind that monthly residual check for hundreds of thousands of dollars or more…are a reminder to herself of how fantastic and talented in music she is…even if she was a Disney kid…another venue that just patted her on the back…making her thinks she was better than the average…

Meaning, she sits around looking at her vain self in the mirror…thinking “I am the reason Rihanna exists”….and I guess now that she’s in her 30s, she’s trying to get that crown via snapchat tits and a new album, hoping her fans who follow her expecting her to go off the rails and fist her baby hole on snapchat care enough to screenshot and release them..and by fans I mean hired interns…

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