I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the SFW Category

2015

20

Nov

Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want..

The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican…

Boring – Here are the pics…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

celeber.ru

celeber.ru

Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker…

I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day

Bar-Refaeli-Ass-1

Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked…

I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl…

And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Jada Pinkett Smith See Through Shirt of the Day

Jada-Pinkett-Smith-See-Through-1

I guess when your husband is a homo, who pretends he’s not a homo, because people in their 40s are not as into being homo as the new generation of “Fuck anyone, we’re primates, fuck everyone”….especially when they are famous and fear stirring the pot by being a homo…like Will Smith…who countless people have said is a homo…as acting is a pretty fucking homo job…that involves men staring at themselves in the mirror reading their lines…and if you’re not a narcissistic weirdo psycho…you’re likely a homo…and even if you’re a weirdo psycho narcissist….you’re probably into fucking homos…or anyone who feeds your ego…like you were Charlie Sheen, because dick in ass, on men and lady boys is normally the way you get AIDS..

That said, it was the Latin Grammy’s that I call exploit latin people who are so loyal to their culture…by giving them their own grammy’s to make some motherfucking money…

Jada Pinkett Smith who isn’t Latin…wore a see through shirt…because get that Male Attention when you can….cuz you’re not getting it at home…

If you’re more into a Latin chick at the Latin Grammy’s – Here’s Roselyn Sanchez CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jada Pinkett-Smith|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Irina Shayk Demonstrates the Bradley Cooper Dick Suck with her THumb of the Day

Irina-Shayk-Makeup-Nagi-Sakai05

All Russian girls I know are soulless, they are crazy, they are opportunist…and they fucking LOVE money…but all Russian girls I know…are also so fucking hot that you don’t care about their personality flaws…you don’t care that they are soulless or crazy or opportunist…you just fuck them as much as you can…because their look that good…knowing that they’ll move onto a richer guy, or a guy with more to offer than you…because you can offer very little…the second she’s done using you..

There’s no way that Irina Shayk would have got to this level of fame without the A-Listers that she fucked along the way…but let’s remember a lot of equally hot Russians are out there and not fucking A-Listers…who we will never know…and even some of the girls on Mail order bride sites…are legendary…and available at an affordable rate…meaning Irina Shayk is just average thanks to communism killing the uglies…but there’s something solid about this Irina hustle that’s clearly working for her…

Either way, thumb sucking pic for the win…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day

Erin-Heatherton-Sports-Illustrated-Yu-Tsai-Pictures03

I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird…

I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”…

It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of…

It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits…

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

jojo

Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything…

So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me…

Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever..

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

cartelandco_10937-600x763

I don’t know when this is from, but I do know that Elsa Hosk is now an official Victoria’s Secret model…but she’s not a traditional Victoria’s Secret model, but rather the new generation Victorias’ Secret model, which means she was chosen for her social media marketability…and any model who is a model today, on any level, got there by being naked at least once in a shoot…and even after Victoria’s Secret contract, that is worth way less than it once was, but that is still “good for business, exposure, who they can charge other clients”….they get naked…becuase we live in a naked fucking world…and anything for hype, attention, following, etc…

So I don’t know if this is new or old, I just know she’s an instagram model Victoria’s Secret said “she’s good enough for us to exploit”…and this hot body could be the reason why…

She is good.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day

Kate-Beckinsale-Husbands-New-Piece-CJ-Franco-11

Cheesy instagram models usually don’t make very much money. It’s like anything, the top 10 percent make stupid money, and the other 90 percent of girls with over 50,000 followers, look to that 10 percent as the beacon of hope or in their egotistical, narcisstic, these are people who stage photoshoots of THEMSELVES….like a tacky bored housewife….with the hope of getting famous, by going more viral than they usually go viral…through sex with rich guys…

So most of these instagram models, are just escorts for hire, that like pornstar escorts, have a loop whole or sales bitch, or personal brand behind their whoring….but I’ll tell you…I know rich guys and I know instagram whores…and I know rich guys who fuck instagram whores..and half the instagram whores I know…are from fucking the rich guys…

Doesn’t matter…you already know all this…you know why low level cheesy looking girls exists…yiu know why they do instagram…and you know that everyone wants to be famous, or thanks to the Kardashians having no talent, a belief that they can be famous too…

You already know that every girl who has done a Playboy Cyber girl shoot, who posts half naked pics, who has over 50,000 followers, half that she bought, that she’ll have 10 rich guys inviting her to sit with them, drink with them, and fly on their private jets and go on vacation with them…because that’s what these do nothing, but think they are great, girls are willing to do for the life and the instagram pic…

That said, Kate Beckinsale, who is not only the hottest 40 year old with an 20 year old daughter, your nerd ass is obessed with thanks to her more famous movie roles…She’s not an instagram model, but an actress, who some could argue is celebrated…and famous as fuck…and I guess with that comes a shitty attitude and ego….that her husband would rather shift his energy to a fun, young, girl for hire…

Her name is “CJ Franco”….even though that’s not her name at all…and these are her instagram, self staged photoshoot pics…and homew recking a famous enough couple is her “Lewinsky”…which is a joke I use in blogging about when other sites went viral and famous – they had a scoop on the right story and solidified themselves in the world…homewrecking a famous couple, as an instagram model, is way more important than that Private Jet Selfie…

I’m sure there are sex tapes and nude pics of her out there, and I’m sure she’s a more eager, take it up the ass, slut than Kate Beckinsale, who likely takes it up the ass, but it more annoying about it…Actors

All these instagram models are the fucking same…with the same low quality pic…garbage…

(she’s not even hot)

A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on

(she’s cheesy as fuck)

A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on

(I like Kate Beckinssale Better…)

A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on

(what low grade pussy)

A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on

(low rent…but apparently better than Kate Beckinsale…not sure what that says about Kate Beckinsale)

Posted in:CJ Franco|Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2015

20

Nov

Puppy Mill of the Day

I am a dog lover…more importantly a pug lover…and a pug puppy mill was busted in Arizona. They raided and pulled out / save over 120 PUGS…and a few other animals….in what must have been sad, horrible, but cute as fuck puppy mill raids ever.

If you don’t have a pug, or if you’ve never spent time with a pug, you probably won’t really understand how helpless, loyal, into people they are. They don’t feel like dogs, but rather majestic creatures from space, who I feel are in on the joke…disguised as some interpretation of a dog…

PUGS-2

So in being pug obsessed, the kind of motherfucker who posts pug shirts, stories, and videos on my social media, because pugs are the only thing I really, truly love and enjoy…I figure it is important for me to get the world out that these 120 babies need homes and I figure at least one of you…since there are only one of you reading this…you can go out there and give them a forever home they deserve…you won’t regret it…it will change your fucking life…

CBS 5 – KPHO

I know the idea of a puppy mill isn’t really one you want to celebrate, but these dogs need homes. I know that a puppy mill is not something you want to call cute, but these dogs need homes. The low class, white trash, assholes with Craigslist, who realize that if they overbreed their two dogs…they are printing fucking money….because each of these puppies is worth 1,000 dollars…and 120 of them means 120,000 dollars…which is like 100 million dollars to trailer trash who do these terrible things to beautiful dogs…

Save a pug…

PUGS-1

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS