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2015

17

Aug

Bella Thorne is the New 17 Year Old to Want of the Day

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I am sure there are other 17 year olds you’ll want to jerk off to…but this one is the biggest deal right now. People find her hot, despite being a ginger. I guess her parents prostituted her out properly for their hippie family…that put everything into selling out the family…

Now that Kylie is 18, who people thought was so hot and interesting in the day before she turned 18, which was coincidentally – the day she turned into a gutter tranny who banks TYGA…

She was in a bikini…

The Teen Choice awards happened and there were no 17 year olds there – but rather 40 year olds who pay 17 on TV…in an award show I’d never way, but support because it is for the purpose of selling product to 17 year olds…which I guess is important…because 17 year olds are all fucking sluts…

Sarah Hyland, Charlotte McKinney, Shay Mitchell….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Daisy Fuentes Ass in Bathing Suit of the Day

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I remember jerking off to Daisy Fuentes on America’s Funniest Videos…after she replaced the cast of Full House….only because I was living in small town Canada and she was the connection I had to hispanic tranny looking bitches…who weren’t J.Lo…

Well, here’s her ass, and I don’t know if we are meant to notice this, but hispanic is loyal…and never forget these girls…and follow them into their 80s…all while they show off their ass because it’s a cultural thing white people don’t understand…but jerk off to…

Posted in:Daisy Fuentes|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Ashley Benson is Funny on Snapchat of the Day

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Chubby Ashley Benson, like other chubby girls is a comedian…using her jokes to get ahead, instead of her tits, because they’ve taken her as far as she can go….so instead she’s out making cum on her face jokes…and it is perfect…It’s like she gets it…

I generally don’t like shit, fart, girls making cum shot jokes…I just find it trashy and usually makes me not want to fuck a girl for being so lame….But today is a new day, I am feeling not so irritable, I guess my Diabetes are chilling, because for some reason, a reason I call her big tits, I am sold her being a frat boy, not cuz I’m gay and into frat boys or their initiaions, but because she’s famous….and trolling, which is what every famous person should be doing…use that fame for LOLZ…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator…no one cares about…

But we do care about tits…and she has tits…

Tits that she wants to show off to the world…

Because tits are in style…

People love tits.

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Here is some Miley and Rita…cuz it’s a small exclusive world you can’t be part of…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus posted this outfit…her hip is doing some weirdness that I would be interested in getting to know intimately…but only because she’s making inbred face, as a tribute to her inbred roots, thanks to her redneck inbred family that got famous because of an inbred song and about an inbred and his sister, who ended up getting rich enough off it, to fuck someone outside of the family, that he knocked up and made Miley….a move that took them away from being inbred and brought them to Hollywood in some horrible version of the Beverly Hillbillies, because this time around, the daughter is a pop star lesbian who thinks she’s a feminist, showing her nipples….after being sold to Disney.

I guess I’ve always had a thing for incest, it all started in the early 80s when I saw my first 70s incest porn, it was big in the 70s…and something about a dad gangbanging his daughter while the other daughter was jealous she was left out…spoke to my soul..

Here are some other pics – with a nipple flash.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Camilla Forchhammer Christensen For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is a model…

For Love and Lemons is a lingerie company…

Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is in some copanign for For Love and Lemons and she is amazing…

She’s from Denmark, a solid danish, not unlike a cheese danish, I want to eat her…everywhere.

Posted in:Camilla Forchhammer Christensen|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s 35th Birthday Party in Canada of the Day

I think it is safe to say…that people are bored as fuck…or lame as fuck…or pathetic as fuck…

Because a world that goes out of their way to go worship a Kylie Jenner type of person, to the point of paying her 200,000 dollars to hangout for her 18th birthday, even though she’s a vapid cunt who offers the world very little, and just shows up as a little puppet or selfie taking sex toy, being offered money by porn companies to make porn, because she looks like a 30 year old weathered porn chick, and because she fills her ass up with big older black cock…

Even if the people are only there because there is nothing else going on, and why not stare at an over-hyped piled of shit, like it was in an aquarium at the fucking zoo….when really , observing shit in an aquarium is a horrible activity….I’ve tried int…

Maybe it’s just this whole selfie generation, and she’s queen of the selfie, a product of her sister, also a selfie champion and pornstar, that get so much media hype…especially on social media, all for doing nothing, which I guess this is what people are drawn to, this is what they envy, do a porn tape, become the center of attention, for no reason, make the world see your instagram pics, get those likes…take those selfies..

Sure she’s got a fucking pile of issues, being the youngest in the shitiest family, or maybe she’s got daddy issues…you know since her dad thinks he has a pussy…because girls get more attention and he loves attention…

It’s pretty disgusting on all levels, and that’s not even delving into her already banged out pussy, that’s just looking at top level of she represents…because I think it is important to know that you can be a useless cunt at 18….

Here are some pics – she’s barely cute…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is 18, freshly turned 18, she was 17 this time last week, and whether her body is fake from surgery, fake from photoshop or facetune, jacked up by weird body conditioning or fitness, and/or hormones in the food….like how does a white girl with a white mother and a white father have a booty like her Armenian and Black sisters…unless her mother strayed which would be so hard to believe considering she’s a whore and the dad is a fucking woman…and whores love cock…and dudes who dress like women…are just confusing…

That said, whatever is going on here, hormones, hormones in the food, artificial enhancements, etc….it is safe to say…at freshly turned 18…yet already damaged by big black cock…Kylie is at her prime and it’s only downhill from here…

And like so many abused girls who hit puberty at a young age before her, she’ll be fat as fuck soon enough, while still rocking her tranny man face, when the rest of her grows into her ass…ass that is the biggest news of the week…reminding me how depressing the news actually is…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

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People call me a misogynist, I consider myself a feminist, I just like to notice the tits being shown to me, that I would assume are being shown to me by girls who consider themselves feminsts, so why is it woman hating to notice them, why isn’t it woman hating to show them…Logic..

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That said, the only thing I can think of that I am sexist in is Comedy. I don’t find girl comedians funny or talented, I find them failed actresses, too ugly to be actresses, so they do comedy…I also find their jokes to be a lot about dick sucking, farting during sex, and in Sarah Silverman’s case, anything that involves poo. It doens’t make me laugh..

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But what does make me laugh is when dudes tell me that they find her hot…I mean…tits, I get it, and she does too, I mean why else is she showing them off…they are key players in her stage show…but there is more to women than tits…any girl will tell you that…just in this case, everything other than the tits…are bad…so bad….

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Posted in:Sarah Silverman|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day

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I’m living in the past…but Lohan with a drippy ice cream cone reminds me of what her jerking off Samantha Ronson would probably look lke…

Lohan is living in the past…because she thinks people still care about her, despite her being pretty much irrelevant…but still Lohan I guess…famous from tabloids and a handful of shit movies…never actually doing anything good…but I guess she’s trying to be future, because she’s become a social media fame whore..

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