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2018

20

Dec

Jenny McCarthy Sloppy Old Tits of the Day

It’s always fun to see how shitty breast implants that made one of the most annoying characters famous….age…because girl is fucking old and those tits are looking fucking weird…but not too weird for Donnie from NKOTB, something she probably used to masturbate in the bath as a teen girl with the shower head as these groupie girls do, now living that dream on her pile of money from being one of the most annoying characters the 90s or early 2000s shat out…but at least she got her start doing playboy, I find that always grounds success…like whenever I see Charlize Theron or other whores who took Playboy coverage mainstream make it in the mainstream…I feel good about it…knowing it took some whoring to get here but they got here….except for Jenny McCarthy because I remember those screams and sounds she used to make in her horrible comedy that overpowered her willingness to show tit…..but as it turns out…tits can overcome all.

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2018

20

Dec

Hilary Duff Mom Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Jesus Christ Hilary Duff’s got a fat ass….I guess she’s trying to do that whole 30+ content for women like her who have seen their metabolism slow down, but their love of carbs and sugary treats go up…..leading to whatever the fuck we are looking at here…..

I get that the Dad Bod is a thing, because girls have daddy issues and want to feel the love they never felt from their dad, all while fucking older richer dudes than them, you know to be taken care of….where as the Mom Bod…is not hot. Nothing dudes want to jerk off to, or be a part of, even those of us who like some fat ass and fat thighs sometimes, we prefer them on instagram girls who look like they use too much photoshop but really are just getting the fat sucked out of their stomach into their ass like they should..

This natural thickness may be hot to some of you fucking weirdo Hilary Duff fans…so take take it all in, like she takes in that creampie…making the babies that turn her body to whatever the fuck this kind of MUSH is.

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2018

19

Dec

Christina Aguilera Getting her Tits Grabbed of the Day

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Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed..

I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck…

So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed….

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2018

19

Dec

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is and I’ve probably done posts on her saying I don’t know who Debby Ryan is…because that is just the type of pervert website blogger master bater that I am…

I don’t keep track of all these sluts, especially since I don’t have cable or a real interest in keeping up with a who’s who…

I am assuming she is a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…

I guess it is part of the Disney Training, that right of passage, that staying relevant and marketable….

But I guess Debby Ryan could be anyone..she conuld be Paul Ryan’s wife, she could be Meg Ryan’s daughter, she could be Ryan Reynold’s sister…

I just know she’s in a bikini….and despite being replaceable, the same as all the other sluts, doing the same tactics that are all over IG..she’s getting a post up on her and that’s magical…I mean not really but it’s good enough…

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2018

19

Dec

Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Mermaid of the Day

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Do Mormon’s even believe in Mermaids, or do they just believe in all night cocaine parties featuring getting fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest….because you know that is what this girl did on her quest to become famous as a dancer…famous for dancing is a crazy fucking concept but apparently America likes dance, or the half retards on disability who sit at home in their trailer parks watching cable do….Dancing With the Stars was a hit show people…..

I read somewhere she was sexually assaulted while learning to dance as a child, making her turn her back on the Church, or XENU or whoever Mormons worship….while being trained to be a stripper who can’t strip because of Mormonism…

But look at her now, half naked on the internet like she was destined to be….John Smith would be proud…

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2018

19

Dec

Violett Beane Nips of the Day

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Violett Beane is Mister Bean’s daughter, and like all celebrity kids, she’s out there showing her tits for attention to differentiate herself from her iconic father, who she will always live in the shadow of, because he is such a high impact, high level, A-Lister from the UK….far more important than anyone in the UK…even Megan Markle…

Which is why Violett Beane needs to walk around with her hard nips out…for the fans, for the people who watch her in her movies and TV shows…for people to forget Mr Bean when looking at her for once…NIPPLES…the answer to all our problems..

Thanks to her father’s connections, she’s on a show called GOD FRIENDED ME, which is highly popular and being Network TV’s attempt to reach the social media crowd in the worst possible way….but the show apparently comes with nipples…and is a hit cuz America loves God…the whole thing…weird.

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2018

19

Dec

Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute…

Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows…

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2018

19

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old…officially…it was her birthday Recently…but she’s still showing off her mom pussy, which may be grandma pussy, but should be great grandma pussy, but she got a late start at breeding because she was too busy positioning herself into a place where a really rich guy would cum up in her, after making her own money from being Hugh Grant’s public girlfriend, even though he fucks trannies…

So this is her showing that pussy hole.

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2018

19

Dec

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Phoebe Price is just one of those things that no one really knows exists, or cares that sh exists, but they have probably seen her in her silly outfits at various times of the year, usually during holidays, lingering around where the paparazzi are, establishing a friendship with them, but more importantly providing her with a sense of celebrity of hr own, because her antics would get published.

I am pretty sure she’s in her late 40s, so tabloids were a relevant thing for someone not originally from LA….so for her to get in the tabloids…is like when some white trash family finally saves enough money to get on a Cruise or a Vegas trip…you know the moment they’ve all been waiting for….a pretty big deal.

Unfortunately, that coverage in the tabloids doesn’t really stay relevant on social media, where all the people are….cuz no one cares about magazines, or websites anymore, they only care about Facebook owned properties….

But that doesn’t mean that she’s not a fucking star. She deserves it all…she’s been doing the influencer on instagram antics before there was the internet…an old timer, a pioneer…people don’t realize is as important as she is…

I am just saying that cuz she’s spreading her legs in Christmas Gear in public….because I am a pervert and find this wonderful.

Phoebe Price Christmas Erotica Red Thong

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2018

19

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Much to the disappointment of the Disney Execs who used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens when she had a job working with them, back when she was still a tween, or at least played one on TV had a birthday, and she’s 30…which is far too old for their tastes…and I guess far too old for our tastes, because 30 is the cut off, when a bitch is too old to be hot, even though we all know that is not true, we like to perpetuate that storyline to make women feel insecure with their slower metabolism, their saggier faces, because we know they were hotter 10 years earlier…

The good news with Vanessa Hudgens and her birthday is that we’ve got various nudes of her to reference as she gets older and older, not that she was ever really that hot, and was a hairy little chubby thing…but I still like being able to document a pussy as it approaches death…

I guess she’s been doing fitness because she looks better than she has in the past. I guess these girls try harder when they see the light at the end of the tunnel….their own mortality or at least the mortality of their sex appeal….

I guess this is a video she put up of herself to celebrate that magical day 6 days ago – cuz we’re current here.