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2018

07

Nov

Elsa Hosk is the Hottest VS Model of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hottest VS Model Cleaveage Tight White Dress

If the Victoria’s Sexret girls were a beauty contest, Elsa Hosk would be the winner. The hottest of the sluts they’ve recruited from around the world.

The highest rated by my standards and I’d you don’t agree with me – fuck yourself

You don’t know anything and I’m the blogger here who does this professionally…like hosk played ball in Sweden before realizing she can be a panty wearing whore for lots of money…

Good hustle.

Elsa Hosk Tits Short Crop Top

Elsa Hosk Hot Big Jacket Nude


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2018

07

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Ass in Bikini

Ireland Baldwin is trying to look hot…

LOL…

Only because she’s the size of Ireland, that’s why they named her that. Some Jolly Green Giant motherfucker who has been trying to make it as a model the most bootleg of ways…

But I am still a fan, not cuz her dad is a crazy person but because I have watched her struggles and not just fitting into normal sized clothing but on the emotional level and the whole thing has been hilarious and has got me blocked from updates like this!!

Ireland Baldwin. A real good time.

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2018

07

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Gets Slutty of the Day

Here’s some Eugene Bouchard, Montreal’s biggest name since Celine Dion, in some half nakedness for social media that I assume is from her Sports Illustrated shoot because all these girls like being specialized sexualized…

This is when Tennis turns into fetish porn…even though tennis is my fetish…and my porn but not at the professional level. They are all tanks with far too much muscle….massive women…but the concept of tennis, skirts and grunts and panty flashes. Intense enough to get me banned from most local tennis clubs…

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2018

07

Nov

Amelia Gray Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

Amelia Gray Hamlin Hard Nipples

Young girls don’t wear bras. It is the style that allows them to get attention without seeming Shameless even though they are rich kids with Shameless parents grown up and raised in the slums of Beverly Hills where the family idolizes the Kardashians and their money and want their young sluts on the same hustle…because LA is the hub of the worst humans ever…with the worst approach to life…and the worst morals and values and their kids are the pawns they raised that are even worse….

Point of the story is – we like looking at the nips in wifebeaters…

I remember a time when it was so rare to see a braless wifebeater…that when you did you’d get pretty excited and even in this desensitized world…I still find it pretty great.

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2018

07

Nov

Demi Lovato Fat Out of Rehab of the Day

These pics are a few days old, but I don’t care about Demi Lovato, and even when I heard about her overdose, I thought….she’s lived a long and lucrative life, why not celebrate the unappreciative brat with a fake mental health issue, and a drug addiction, because of how broken she is at her core….

I mean if you have everything, and still fuck around with drugs that kill you, you’re a fucking assole and deserve to die.

People have real problems in the world. Entitled Cunt…fuck yourself and the all you can eat buffet you had access to at your rehab facility..

Maybe take up some healthy living, working out, hiking to deal with your annoying problems…because at least you won’t be disgusting to look at, even if you’re disgusting on all other levels.

People caring that some rich kid got too high, talking about it like “Poor Her”…are fucking assholes contributing to the fucking problem.

The fact is she’s garbage and got rich and famous being garbage…and if that isn’t good enough for them…and they want to feel sads…then let them die…cuz it’s just offensive to people out here working…not me…I don’t fuck with work…but I assume there are people out here working….and it is offensive to all the people in the world who died prematurely…fuck yourself….and your fat cunt in tight pants cuz all your pants are tight cuz you’re fat…

I thought drug addicts were supposed to be skinny from not eating. What is this bullshit.

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2018

07

Nov

Hilary Duff’s New Mom Ass of the Day

Hilary Duff shat out her new baby from her vagina about a week ago…and she’s already out there in slutty jeans showing the world her fat mom ass in what we can assume are some pretty sturdy spanx because her insides would otherwise be dragging along the pavement she’s walking on…..Pregnancy has that effect on women…you know fucking destroying their fucking bodies.

You fucking disgusting Hilary Duff fans and your creepy Hilary Duff fetish weirdos and your post pregnancy wishing it was your kid ass love. Creep.

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2018

06

Nov

Bella Hadid Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

Bella Hadid Tits Out Braless See Through Sheer Shirt

Look it’s Bella Hadid…with her tits out…because that is what she does. It’s a rich kid trying to get daddy’s attention cuz she’s not his favorite…

I know she thinks she is the most important person in the room and the most important news today because that’s how all these idiots are… vapid little children of adult age showing tit…

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2018

06

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits Undressing Bouncing

Remember Liz Hurley?

She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to..

She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her.

She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it.

She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good”

I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird.



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2018

06

Nov

Halsey Pussy Print of the Day

Halsey Blue Bikini Tits Pussy Print

I made a post about how everything is the fucking same yesterday or the other day..saying that all the shitty low quality pop music that kids are into fucking sucks…and all the content that people produce is all the fucking same…laziness and zero creativity….that it would be the equivalent of every singer singing the same song, to the same musical track, same lyrics the same way…it’s boring….

Only Halsey, the half black party girl who pretends she had such a hard life because she was poor and doing drugs, is both…

She makes the shitty music I used as a metaphor, and she posts the shitty selfies showing off her body, that would normally be reserved for a dude she’s fucking, who I guess is now off fucking some hotter model…for the world, or her fans to see….

It’s just a weird dynamic really…there’s something nice about not seeing every girl in the world shoving her bathing suit or panties up her cunt, cropping out her face to keep it mysterious, because her face is mangled and not made up, but her body looks banging cuz she just took a shit….and feels thin…

I kind of prefer not seeing ever girl shoving panties in her cunt…so that when it happens it’s really a “FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT PIC”…now it’s just not even worth talking about…

Keep up the hard and expensive big budget content Produxtion you lazy twat…can’t even eat the bikini bottoms right.

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2018

06

Nov

Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit..

I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married….

I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall…

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