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2018

07

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Gets Slutty of the Day

Here’s some Eugene Bouchard, Montreal’s biggest name since Celine Dion, in some half nakedness for social media that I assume is from her Sports Illustrated shoot because all these girls like being specialized sexualized…

This is when Tennis turns into fetish porn…even though tennis is my fetish…and my porn but not at the professional level. They are all tanks with far too much muscle….massive women…but the concept of tennis, skirts and grunts and panty flashes. Intense enough to get me banned from most local tennis clubs…

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2018

07

Nov

Amelia Gray Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Young girls don’t wear bras. It is the style that allows them to get attention without seeming Shameless even though they are rich kids with Shameless parents grown up and raised in the slums of Beverly Hills where the family idolizes the Kardashians and their money and want their young sluts on the same hustle…because LA is the hub of the worst humans ever…with the worst approach to life…and the worst morals and values and their kids are the pawns they raised that are even worse….

Point of the story is – we like looking at the nips in wifebeaters…

I remember a time when it was so rare to see a braless wifebeater…that when you did you’d get pretty excited and even in this desensitized world…I still find it pretty great.

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2018

07

Nov

Demi Lovato Fat Out of Rehab of the Day

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These pics are a few days old, but I don’t care about Demi Lovato, and even when I heard about her overdose, I thought….she’s lived a long and lucrative life, why not celebrate the unappreciative brat with a fake mental health issue, and a drug addiction, because of how broken she is at her core….

I mean if you have everything, and still fuck around with drugs that kill you, you’re a fucking assole and deserve to die.

People have real problems in the world. Entitled Cunt…fuck yourself and the all you can eat buffet you had access to at your rehab facility..

Maybe take up some healthy living, working out, hiking to deal with your annoying problems…because at least you won’t be disgusting to look at, even if you’re disgusting on all other levels.

People caring that some rich kid got too high, talking about it like “Poor Her”…are fucking assholes contributing to the fucking problem.

The fact is she’s garbage and got rich and famous being garbage…and if that isn’t good enough for them…and they want to feel sads…then let them die…cuz it’s just offensive to people out here working…not me…I don’t fuck with work…but I assume there are people out here working….and it is offensive to all the people in the world who died prematurely…fuck yourself….and your fat cunt in tight pants cuz all your pants are tight cuz you’re fat…

I thought drug addicts were supposed to be skinny from not eating. What is this bullshit.

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2018

07

Nov

Hilary Duff’s New Mom Ass of the Day

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Hilary Duff shat out her new baby from her vagina about a week ago…and she’s already out there in slutty jeans showing the world her fat mom ass in what we can assume are some pretty sturdy spanx because her insides would otherwise be dragging along the pavement she’s walking on…..Pregnancy has that effect on women…you know fucking destroying their fucking bodies.

You fucking disgusting Hilary Duff fans and your creepy Hilary Duff fetish weirdos and your post pregnancy wishing it was your kid ass love. Creep.

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2018

06

Nov

Bella Hadid Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

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Look it’s Bella Hadid…with her tits out…because that is what she does. It’s a rich kid trying to get daddy’s attention cuz she’s not his favorite…

I know she thinks she is the most important person in the room and the most important news today because that’s how all these idiots are… vapid little children of adult age showing tit…

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2018

06

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day

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Remember Liz Hurley?

She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to..

She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her.

She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it.

She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good”

I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird.

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2018

06

Nov

Halsey Pussy Print of the Day

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I made a post about how everything is the fucking same yesterday or the other day..saying that all the shitty low quality pop music that kids are into fucking sucks…and all the content that people produce is all the fucking same…laziness and zero creativity….that it would be the equivalent of every singer singing the same song, to the same musical track, same lyrics the same way…it’s boring….

Only Halsey, the half black party girl who pretends she had such a hard life because she was poor and doing drugs, is both…

She makes the shitty music I used as a metaphor, and she posts the shitty selfies showing off her body, that would normally be reserved for a dude she’s fucking, who I guess is now off fucking some hotter model…for the world, or her fans to see….

It’s just a weird dynamic really…there’s something nice about not seeing every girl in the world shoving her bathing suit or panties up her cunt, cropping out her face to keep it mysterious, because her face is mangled and not made up, but her body looks banging cuz she just took a shit….and feels thin…

I kind of prefer not seeing ever girl shoving panties in her cunt…so that when it happens it’s really a “FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT PIC”…now it’s just not even worth talking about…

Keep up the hard and expensive big budget content Produxtion you lazy twat…can’t even eat the bikini bottoms right.

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2018

06

Nov

Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

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You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit..

I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married….

I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall…

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2018

05

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old for Victoria’s Secret Show of the Day

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Finally – Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for VS…the fashion show…

I am glad to hear it…

I have been complaining about her leaving some work for the younger girls who deserve it. Stop milking what has already been milked! The cow is dried up even if the farmer is still happy with her fitness and ability to fuck.

She still gets half naked for herself and for free so she’s got that going for her…who needs Victoria secret fashion show stress when she can just cash in the fat checks to do their catalog and get the press for not doing it.

It’s all so dumb…she’s so old…we have seen her at her best…she’s fine for an old lady but we can leave her at that…

She will continue to be half naked all these old ladies do…i expect it to continue into her 50s cuz get that money and old chicks into VS still buy what she tells them to…

It’s a crazy world…..where the elderly get paid to get half naked and it’s not even for a legit fetish magazine…like 60 plus which probably isn’t still publishing but will hold a warm place in my heart thanks to granny getting the down payment on the trailer spreading grey haired labia….

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2018

05

Nov

Bella Hadid Anorexia Inspo of the Day

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Bella Hadid who has been clearly starving herself, I assume for the VS fashion show because Victoria’s Secret likes to use any click bait they can get and this one has a huge following and is their honorary angel that they use to get coverage on social media because apparently people care…

Well as it turns out..she’s doing the whole anorexia thing, yet no one is giving her shit for trying to be skinny because the world loves everything about her…which I find weird..like her face.

So I can’t hate someone for bringing Anorexia back. I like the skinny and however it happens…I just would like to see someone end this trash and her scam career…and besides being anorexic there is zero else about her that has any level of scandal, vibe, flavor..she’s dull but half naked and skinny usually makes dull tolerable..

I still hate her and all she represents though.

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